Let's face it - everybody's kitchen is too small. As soon as you move into a house with a larger kitchen, it almost...
(10/15/11) Let's face it - everybody's kitchen is too small. As soon as you move into a house with a larger kitchen, it almost instantly becomes too small. By adding more space, you instantly begin to fill it up with more and more gadgets, appliances, and toys. Kitchens are like goldfish - they grow into the space that they're given. We know space comes at a premium in your kitchen, so we tracked down and found a bunch of really useful and beautiful kitchen gadgets shaped like Matyroshka dolls. You know, those Russian nested dolls with ever smaller dolls inside? Like that, except where there are cute painted wooden dolls, there are spoons, cups, containers, salt and pepper shakers, and so on! So whether you're into minimalism, don't like cluttering up your kitchen, or appreciate the design motif of late 19th century Russian toys, you've come to the right place! &1087;риятного аппетита!See less
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* A beautifully packaged bundle of chemicals and equipment * Make your own reimaginings of popular and unusual cocktails...
(10/15/11) * A beautifully packaged bundle of chemicals and equipment * Make your own reimaginings of popular and unusual cocktails * Impress your friends with unusual mixed drinks and virgin cocktails! * Read more...See less
$79.99 available at thinkgeek.com
* A modular spatula system to organize your kitchen * Easy to clean two part block, handle, and five tools * Snap it on,...
(10/15/11) * A modular spatula system to organize your kitchen * Easy to clean two part block, handle, and five tools * Snap it on, cook, click to release * Read more...See less
$34.99 available at thinkgeek.com
For obsessive chopping + dicing! If you are one of those folks for whom things must be “just so”, then this cutting...
(10/15/11) For obsessive chopping + dicing! If you are one of those folks for whom things must be “just so”, then this cutting board is for you! Our OCD Chef Cutting Board, a 9" x 12" cutting board made of strong, long-wearing beechwood, spells out the most precise measurements in exacting detail. So, don’t worry...it’s OK to go a little overboard. And if you want to wash it twenty times after you use it, we won’t tell.See less
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Time indicated by rotating rings The planets trace rings around the Sun, each one completing a full orbit in a different...
(09/18/08) Time indicated by rotating rings The planets trace rings around the Sun, each one completing a full orbit in a different amount of time in relation to its distance from the Sun. Our most important measurement of time, the year, is based on this full rotation around the Sun. In fact, all our major units of time (day, month, year) are based on different rotation periods. So, like the planets tracing their various orbits around the Sun, the rings on this watch each move with different rotational speeds to indicate the time. The three concentric circles rotate clockwise with each gap in the circle communicating the precise time. The hour, minute and seconds are defined by the outer, middle and inner rings respectively.See less
$89.99 available at thinkgeek.com
This charming, wood mini-trunk evokes the classic look of a bygone era. With its antique maps, leather accents, riveted...
(08/29/08) This charming, wood mini-trunk evokes the classic look of a bygone era. With its antique maps, leather accents, riveted sides and metal buckles, the sturdy chest can be used for storing anything from magazines or recipes to keeping keys, a wallet, watch, mobile phone and loose change. * Approximately 20 inches long * Detailed Old World map design * Great for simple storage * Holds recipes, mail, receipts, magazines, jewelry and more * For decorative use only * Care: Wipe with a clean damp clothSee less
$29.97 available at walmart.com
Simple design and solid construction make this Antique Wooden Crosshatch Trunk a unique and functional furnishing. The...
(08/29/08) Simple design and solid construction make this Antique Wooden Crosshatch Trunk a unique and functional furnishing. The top of this chest is hinged in the center and opens to reveal a deep storage area, perfect for magazines, or craft and sewing supplies. The decorative finish includes metal accents, and a metal latch that allows for a padlock. Use this handsome chest anywhere you need a little extra storage and a lot of rustic charm. An rare overproduction of this piece lets us offer it to you at such an attractive price. Shipping: Leaves our warehouse in 1-3 business days.* Materials: Wood with metal accents Model No: 9632 Dimensions: 17 in. x 12 in. x 11 in.See less
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(08/29/08) Apology — Front (1 of 1) Home | CloseSee less
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With Nifty Notes, weÂ’ve miniaturized the format of our bestselling Classic Pads to accommodate the communication needs...
(08/29/08) With Nifty Notes, weÂ’ve miniaturized the format of our bestselling Classic Pads to accommodate the communication needs of today. A signature blend of utility and novelty, Nifty Notes facilitate and comment on modern-day etiquette at the very same time, serving real-life functions with wit and verve. * The urge to do something specific with a particular person is delightful. Now you can notify a lucky recipient of your wishes and hope for reciprocity. Before you know it, youÂ’ll have a game plan! * 4 x 5.25 x 0.3 inches; 50 sheets; chipboard backing and adhesive bindingSee less
$4.50 available at knockknock.biz
Its former life as a Knock Knock pamphlet was but a prelude for “Things You Must Do,” now available as a handy pad....
(08/29/08) Its former life as a Knock Knock pamphlet was but a prelude for “Things You Must Do,” now available as a handy pad. Leave notes for your loved ones telling them exactly what they must do to ensure your happiness on a daily basis. * How will they know what you need unless you demand it? * 6 x 9 inches, 60 pages, 80-pound uncoated text stock with chipboard backing and adhesive bindingSee less
$6.99 available at knockknock.biz
Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the...
(08/29/08) Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac’s unique perspective on health. The world’s worst maladies, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest hypochondriac’s fantasy life. We’re all going to die of something—why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce? Features: * Profiles of over 300 deadly diseases * Organized by symptom for ease of self-diagnosis * At-a-glance ratings system of contagion, pain, suffering, and death * Fascinating spotlights on terrifying medical phenomena Specifications: * 8 x 10 inches * Hardcover * 192 pages * Full-color throughoutSee less
Liked “Kill You”? You'll love:... available at knockknock.biz
No Need to Clear Your Cache Green circles, red triangles, and blue squares. No, these are not the the latest polygons in...
(08/29/08) No Need to Clear Your Cache Green circles, red triangles, and blue squares. No, these are not the the latest polygons in the Lucky Charms lineup. They're your friendly "broken image" icon component parts, er, well, maybe not yours. Depending on your browser, YBIIMV (Your Broken Image Icon May Vary). Hang the broken image symbol around your neck, and voila. Your necklace has failed to load. It's a freaking clever idea we couldn't resist. The necklace is on a 17" leather cord closed with a sterling silver clasp. The pendant itself is lightweight, made from non-toxic shrink plastic (with a protective coating) and measures about 1 inch square. These are handmade by the artist in California, so expect some slight variation which betrays they were not made by a robot. At least, not so far as we know, but we didn't do a Turing test on her.See less
$19.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Dot Matrix Wallet - You can say a lot with your wallet. You can say,
(08/29/08) Dot Matrix Wallet - You can say a lot with your wallet. You can say,See less
$14.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Cultivate Your Addiction Here's another wacky kanji T-shirt featuring beautiful characters penned with a traditional...
(08/29/08) Cultivate Your Addiction Here's another wacky kanji T-shirt featuring beautiful characters penned with a traditional writing brush (fude pen). A parody of famous shima-bito (Island-Person) designs from Okinawa, this shirt proudly proclaims you as a sake-bito, literally a "person of sake" or someone who loves to drink all forms of alcohol. (Sake, prononced sah-KAY, can refer to normal rice wine as well as all other forms of alcohol.) Hiragana characters are written beside the kanji to illustrate the pronunciation and give the shirt a unique Japanese look and feel. A great wacky Japanese T-shirt for everyone who likes to party. 100% cotton black hoodie with front pocket aka kangaroo.See less
$39.99 available at thinkgeek.com
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." You've always had your own thing going on....
(08/29/08) "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." You've always had your own thing going on. Been a little different from everyone else. Had issues with authority. And out in the far reaches of the universe, what're they doin' stickin' their noses in your business anyhow? They don't know what it's like out there. Right? That's why we've pegged you as a Browncoat. An Independent. You're the one who goes and picks fights with the guys in the tiny cars at the Unification Day parades, aren't you? Yeah. We thought we recognized your type. Troublemaker. 100% cotton brown shirt with "browncoat" printed on the front with "I aim to misbehave" and the word Serenity on the back. Consider this your official warning: the Alliance will definitely be able to identify you in this one.See less
$16.99 - $18.49 available at thinkgeek.com
The Day Without Fusion is Coming One day it's gonna happen. We've even stuck it on our Google Calendar (tentatively busy...
(08/29/08) The Day Without Fusion is Coming One day it's gonna happen. We've even stuck it on our Google Calendar (tentatively busy June 15, 5,000,000,2008). On that date (give or take a few millennia), the sun will turn the last of the hydrogen in its core into helium, and voila. No more fusion. No more sunshine. Of course, at that point if the human race still exists and inhabits Earth, that'll be the least of our worries, what with adapting our new orbit and trying to outrun the leading edge of our now likely red giant sun. But now you have a funny shirt to wear should it happen (and if the human race still comes equipped with a standard package of a torso and two arms in their respective locations). "A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine" printed in orange and yellow beneath a happy sun on a 100% cotton charcoal grey t-shirt.See less
$14.99 - $16.99 available at thinkgeek.com
IF closet IS running low THEN purchase shirt Computers reason in black and white. Humans, on the other hand, reason all...
(08/29/08) IF closet IS running low THEN purchase shirt Computers reason in black and white. Humans, on the other hand, reason all the time in various shades of grey, with incomplete knowledge in a potentially unknown environment with imprecise elements. Fuzzy Logic extends that ability to computers by allowing for membership in more than one group. The room you're in can be both warm and suitable. Your laundry can be both wet and almost dry. While playing a video game, you can be both teh win over one player and pwned by someone else at the same time. Such is life. Here's where it gets tricky. The greyness of fuzzy logic happens to be a member of the group "black" on our shirt dedicated to Fuzzy Logic. No, really. See, we printed the word "logic" on this shirt in black, and then we used a special technique to give the word's surface a raised appearance that feels sort of like velvet. It's almost downy, dare we say it -- fuzzy. It's kinda hard to see in the photo. You have to be pretty close to...See less
Crank your gas chromatograph to 11! Remember when you rocked? Yeah, I'm talking to you. Back in the day when music was...
(08/29/08) Crank your gas chromatograph to 11! Remember when you rocked? Yeah, I'm talking to you. Back in the day when music was so loud it made the fillings in your teeth rattle out? (Yeah! Those dang cheap fillings made from silver and mercury (symbols Ag and Hg (heh, didn't you always think hydrargyrum was a funny sounding word for mercury (oh! and did you know you can actually force the noble gases to bond with mercury by utilizing an electric discharge...)))) wait, when did you become a chemistry geek? We know geeks come in all forms - there are computer geeks, physics geeks, geology geeks, astronomy geeks, but the oft ignored chemistry geek is about to get some love, ThinkGeek style. Proclaim your love for your favorite portion of the periodic table of elements with this masterpiece of a t-shirt! 100% cotton heavyweight black tee with white and red depictions of 11 heavy metals from copper to bismuth doodled in the style of a 16-year-old metalhead. You do, indeed, rock.See less
Someday, a Venn Diagram Might Save Your Life Math teachers are always repeating that "you're going to need to know this...
(08/28/08) Someday, a Venn Diagram Might Save Your Life Math teachers are always repeating that "you're going to need to know this out in the real world" mantra. We'll be honest. We haven't ever needed to take the cosine of our lunch or find the limit of our commute as our car approaches home. But there were a few mathematical concepts that really stuck with us, and we use every chance we get. We should probably admit here that our favorite part of math was the drawing pictures part (geometry=good, algebra=bad). So when we encountered the Venn Diagram, we knew we had a friend for life. This Venn Diagram, in particular, has three very persuasive statements in its circles. The overlap areas are kind of weird. "I don't need to see the identification of the droids I'm not looking for?" But, you know, the more we look at it, the more we think that's okay, and we just want to move along. It's as if a powerful force is compelling us with some sort of mind trick. Or something. Moving along.... This shirt...See less
Pluto gets demoted, ThinkGeek makes a shirt. Imagine yourself a tiny planet, happily orbiting the sun at nearly 6...
(08/28/08) Pluto gets demoted, ThinkGeek makes a shirt. Imagine yourself a tiny planet, happily orbiting the sun at nearly 6 billion kilometers. One morning, you check your email - ooh, an urgent message from the International Astronomical Union. "dear sir... yadda yadda... regret to inform... yadda yadda... planetary status has BEEN REVOKED?!" WTF? Some scientists are protesting, others even taking legal action, but it's true - the IAU has created rules governing the definition of 'Planet', and our favorite Kuiper-belt object has officially been voted out of the planetary house. ThinkGeek's latest shirt show's Pluto's likely response, if it were sentient, spoke English, and frowned on cursing. Black high-quality shirt with a white depiction of the solar system, the ninth orbital body of which quietly lamenting, "weak."See less
Anatomy is sweet! Sure, kittens, puppies and baby monkeys are cute and cuddly, but you haven't seen mind-melting...
(08/28/08) Anatomy is sweet! Sure, kittens, puppies and baby monkeys are cute and cuddly, but you haven't seen mind-melting cuteness like this since Hal 9000's adorable shiny red eye. Big fluffy hearts and cutesy catch phrases pale in comparison to the real thing. Our "Sweet Heart" shirt is just that - "sweet" from the sucrose molecule, and "heart" from the anatomically correct if somewhat cartoonish diagram of the human heart. Awwwww.... ain't love grand? 100% cotton babydoll tee in black. Stretchy and very fitted - buy the larger size if you're unsure! The sucrose molecule and a diagram of the human heart printed on the front in white and pink.See less
$17.99 available at thinkgeek.com
The Solution - If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate...
(08/28/08) The Solution - If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate...See less
The Solution Babydoll - If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate...
(08/28/08) The Solution Babydoll - If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate...See less
"That's no moon. It's a space station.. on a t-shirt!" Building a space station is not a big hassle. It's lots of little...
(08/28/08) "That's no moon. It's a space station.. on a t-shirt!" Building a space station is not a big hassle. It's lots of little hassles -- all the things nobody thinks about. For instance, where exactly do you post the building permit for a space station? Duct taped to a TIE fighter floating at the edge of the Unknown Regions, hoping nobody will notice? At the top of a big tree on the remote moon of Endor? See, that's no good, because the Ewoks will send over a welcoming party, and nobody wants that. And, of course, a space station is a zoning commission's nightmare. "Yes, but, you see, we're going to be moving so I can't actually tell you which coordinates specifically will be residential at any given time." You've got to ensure compliance with local, regional, national, international, and universal building codes, many of which are at odds with each other at any given time. As every Imperial Moff knows, there's a lot of frustrating bureaucracy involved in building a space station,...See less
$16.99 - $17.99 available at thinkgeek.com
* Telekinesis * Induced Radioactivity * Technopathy * Rapid Cell Regeneration * Pyrokinesis * Invisibility * Flight *...
(08/28/08) * Telekinesis * Induced Radioactivity * Technopathy * Rapid Cell Regeneration * Pyrokinesis * Invisibility * Flight * Dream Manipulation * Clairvoyance * Cryokinesis * Telepathy * Intuitive Aptitude * Enhanced Strength * Phasing * Empathic Mimicry * Persuasion * Enhanced Hearing * Space-Time Manipulation * Healing * Mental ManipulationSee less
$18.99 - $19.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Yummy Theobromine. Caffeine is our favorite stimulant. It is easy to get and comes in many forms. But did you know that...
(08/28/08) Yummy Theobromine. Caffeine is our favorite stimulant. It is easy to get and comes in many forms. But did you know that Caffeine has a sexy younger cousin. Her name is Theobromine, and she's the tasty little number who puts your mind in a happy place while you are eating chocolate. Molecularly similar to caffeine, but with just enough differences to make her a much smoother date, Theobromine is slower to burn out of your system and induces gentle, sensual stimulation to your muscular and cardiovascular systems. Grrrrrrrr! The Theobromine molecule is presented in a beautiful magenta against a sumptuous backdrop of a dark chocolate babydoll shirt. Like a raspberry dipped in ganache, this shirt is just waiting to be given to that special someone. In the words of the immortal Barry White, "Your sweetness is my weakness." Dark chocolate, 100% cotton ladies' shirt. Looser cut than a babydoll tee, this is considered a "classic cut". It's styled for women, but is not tight or fitted. 100%...See less
Enough Social Interaction - Don't make me come and explain this to you in person. Because I won't.
(08/28/08) Enough Social Interaction - Don't make me come and explain this to you in person. Because I won't.See less
"There's a 70% chance the object you're standing on is a cake." 1upcake: the ultimate combination of cute and utility....
(08/28/08) "There's a 70% chance the object you're standing on is a cake." 1upcake: the ultimate combination of cute and utility. It not only offers extra life, but also frosting-y goodness. Plus, the cupcake, just like the 1up Mushroom, is the ultimate reward, better than cookies because it's moist and better than cake because it's portable. And you don't have to worry about the ratio of people to cake with 1upcakes. INGREDIENTS: Cotton, Mushroom, Water, Sugar, Enriched Wheat Flour, Whole Eggs, Soybean Oil, Nonfat Milk Powder, Salt, Baking Powder, Corn Starch, FD&C Yellow #6. This product is manufactured in a facility that also processes tree nuts. (Not really.) 1upcake printed on a 100% cotton, navy babydoll.See less
An Update of an Old Classic Remember when Rock and Roll was young? It was a time of large cars, large hair, and even...
(08/28/08) An Update of an Old Classic Remember when Rock and Roll was young? It was a time of large cars, large hair, and even larger computers. A time when to be cool meant a pair of fuzzy dice was hanging from your rearview mirror. Yeah, life was really hip back then. Today, things are different. Some cars are absolutely Mini, hair is however you want it, and computers that once took up entire buildings are now small enough to fit in your belly button. Hipness has sort of left the building - fuzzy dice were thought dead. Until now. Welcome to the future my friends: fuzzy d20 dice. With these dangling from your mirror, you can prove to the whole world that you are geeky, hip, and beyond cool. And, that you know how to win a saving throw against squaresville.See less
$9.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Paper! NOM NOM NOM! Paper normally sticks together through the use of external device - usually glue or some kind of...
(08/28/08) Paper! NOM NOM NOM! Paper normally sticks together through the use of external device - usually glue or some kind of bent metal wire. Then some kind of freakin' GENIUS realized you can stick paper together WITH PAPER! These staple-free-staplers cut a small flap and a notch in the paper, then it folds the flap back into the notch which keeps the paper stuck together! Pretty slick for a little plastic puppy! Not only is it environmental, it's safe - especially for little kid fingers. We've got these super cute staple-free staplers in adorable doggie and kitty styles in sickeningly-sweet pastel colors. Perfect for the geekling in your life, or the grown-up geek who've incorporated the word "SQUEE!" into their lexicon! So, kids, next time you've got a report due for school, you can hand your assignment in on time while also saying, "The dog ate my homework." NOTE - Not suitable for children under 5.See less
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