At last...! it’s the world’s finest invention ever… a Radio Controlled Whoopee Cushion that works from up to 50 feet...
(10/16/11) At last...! it’s the world’s finest invention ever… a Radio Controlled Whoopee Cushion that works from up to 50 feet away! Start an embarrassing game of who dunnit at work, school or home. Just be glad you don’t work at Perpetual Kid! Ever been on a call with our customer service department and thought you hear a ripe “Pfffffft!” through the line? Yep, that’s us planting one in the customer service department to embarrass our reps on the phone! We even have one hidden in a bathroom… unsuspecting victims are berated with a festive of sounds and leave the bathroom completed embarrassed that passers-by would think that was them! Requires one 12V battery for the remote (included) and 4 AAA batteries for the receiver (not included.)See less
$14.99 available at perpetualkid.com
* DIY technology for the kitchen. * Delicious, scientific noms. * 20 projects including edible underwear. * Read more...
(10/15/11) * DIY technology for the kitchen. * Delicious, scientific noms. * 20 projects including edible underwear. * Read more...See less
$14.99 available at thinkgeek.com
If you were a robot, and we knew but you didn't, would you want us to tell you? Part of the reason we know you're a...
(10/15/11) If you were a robot, and we knew but you didn't, would you want us to tell you? Part of the reason we know you're a robot is the fact that you are drawn to accessories to attach to yourself. Your android body is not sufficient, so you keep looking for little improvements - a multi-tool here, a super bright laser pointer there. You can't quite integrate your laptop into your person, so you've bought a netbook and you're as surgically attached to your smartphone as possible. We've seen all the signs. Well, robot friend, if you're trying to do difficult work in the dark (which we assume you are, since geeks often live in caves, dark leafy jungles, poorly lit cube farms, or basements), you need a pair of these LED Work Gloves. They allow you to focus beams of light on your work while keeping both hands free to do said work. Whether you're putting together computers, fixing the innards of your vehicle, or building a robot companion, we know a little extra light goes a long way. Evolve like...See less
Carbon is one of our favorite elements. It makes diamonds, it makes all known life possible, and it makes pencils (and...
(10/15/11) Carbon is one of our favorite elements. It makes diamonds, it makes all known life possible, and it makes pencils (and who doesn't love pencils?) Also, it seems that carbon fullerenes (buckeyballs, nanotubes, etc) are going to do a lot in our future. Time to bring a little of that microcarbon goodness into your home and make it work for you now. "Wire Glue" Conductive Glue uses microcarbon technology to make a glue that also conducts electricity. That's right - no need for solder anymore; now you have Wire Glue! It acts like a glue, it acts like a wire, it tastes like . . . just kidding - don't eat it, and it's stupendously-awesome-incredible. Put simply, it sticks bits together and allows electricity to flow between them. Wire Glue is great for repairing wires, gluing together electronic kits, and really, is a great safe (i.e. no heat) way of introducing children to electrical engineering. Get some now, and get in on the microcarbon revolution early.See less
$3.99 available at thinkgeek.com
* Magnetic wristband holds nails, screws, etc. * Made of heavy duty canvas, velcro, powerful magnets * Perfect for DIY...
(10/15/11) * Magnetic wristband holds nails, screws, etc. * Made of heavy duty canvas, velcro, powerful magnets * Perfect for DIY junkies, mechanics, contractors * Read more...See less
* Magnesium alloy that sparks to make fire * Use to light campfires, stoves, gas BBQs * Will last for about 12,000...
(10/15/11) * Magnesium alloy that sparks to make fire * Use to light campfires, stoves, gas BBQs * Will last for about 12,000 strikes * Read more...See less
$4.99 - $15.99 available at thinkgeek.com
* A multi-tool that looks just like a key * Carry everything you need on your keychain * 6 useful everyday tools in one...
(10/15/11) * A multi-tool that looks just like a key * Carry everything you need on your keychain * 6 useful everyday tools in one key * Read more...See less
$9.99 available at thinkgeek.com
A key chain flashlight that is a tribute to the many hours of your youth spent perplexed over your Rubik’s Cube! Our...
(10/15/11) A key chain flashlight that is a tribute to the many hours of your youth spent perplexed over your Rubik’s Cube! Our Rubik’s Cube LED Flashlight Key Chain is easy to solve… and it helps you find your way in the dark! Measures 2.5 inches long with a bright LED light Twist to turn on! Batteries included.See less
$6.99 available at perpetualkid.com
Our dreams have been answered! A poster-sized calendar with a bubble to pop every day, it puts our love of popping...
(10/15/11) Our dreams have been answered! A poster-sized calendar with a bubble to pop every day, it puts our love of popping sheets of plastic bubbles to a useful purpose: counting down the days until I leave my crummy boyfriend. The Bubble Calendar is appropriate for any design (and fun) conscious home or office. Just make sure that jealous friends and co-workers don't pop your bubbles! It's also perfect gift for that obsessive person in your life… as long as they don't pop the whole year the first day! The calendar is fully functional, with days of the week and all major U.S. holidays marked and weekends bolded for easy reference. Measures 48" tall x 18" wide. Printed on heavy 100lb glossy cover stock. Handmade in Brooklyn, USA.See less
$19.99 available at perpetualkid.com
Hi! I'm Mustard Marvin and I'll transform your ordinary mustard bottle into an instant toy. Whether you love mustard or...
(10/15/11) Hi! I'm Mustard Marvin and I'll transform your ordinary mustard bottle into an instant toy. Whether you love mustard or hate mustard, I'll make mustard more fun. From my mouth to your mouth all you have to do is replace your mustard cap with me and squeeze! Simply twist, squeeze and yum! Check out my friend Ketchup Charlie too! Our universal size cap fits most standard Yellow Mustard bottles (sorry, not for frou-frou french mustard bottles). To keep your condiments fresh and to prevent contamination use the original cap for storage. Our Mustard Marvin is made out of hard plastic and measures 2 inches wide x 1.25 inches tall.See less
$3.99 available at perpetualkid.com
Hi, I'm Ketchup Charlie. I'll transform your ordinary ketchup bottle into an instant toy. Replace the ketchup cap with...
(10/15/11) Hi, I'm Ketchup Charlie. I'll transform your ordinary ketchup bottle into an instant toy. Replace the ketchup cap with my head and watch my nose run all over your fries, hot dogs, hamburgers and anything else that ketchup tastes good on. Simply twist, squeeze and yum! Check out my best friend Mustard Marvin! Our Ketchup Charlie is a universal cap size that fits most standard upright ketchup bottles. To keep your condiments fresh and to prevent contamination, use the original cap for storage. Our Ketchup Charlie is made out of hard plastic and measures 2.25 inches wide x 1.75 inches tall.See less
* E is for elephant? Yeah, we know. * How about T is for Time Traveling Joystick? * From Android to Zombie, an ABC for...
(10/15/11) * E is for elephant? Yeah, we know. * How about T is for Time Traveling Joystick? * From Android to Zombie, an ABC for geeky kids * Read more...See less
$19.95 available at thinkgeek.com
In Japan, sushi is usually reserved for special occasions. Most commonly, they order high-quality ingredients assembled...
(10/15/11) In Japan, sushi is usually reserved for special occasions. Most commonly, they order high-quality ingredients assembled by artisans costing ten-thousand yen or more per person! Here in America, sushi is now considered by many to be a simple ethnic food you can pick up in the refrigerated section of your neighborhood grocery store. That's right, sushi is now as common in the USA as plutonium was in 1985, though you don't need one point twenty one gigawatts to enjoy it. You need only a decent sushi restaurant and the menu. Or a good delivery service, if you're lucky enough to get super fresh seafood delivered in your neighborhood! Check your fridge - there might be a menu stuck on it for a decent sushi delivery place! You know how we can tell? The paper carry-out menu is held on bit little bitty sushi magnets! Lookit! Tiny otoro! Itty bitty ikura! Miniscule ebi! Tiny tamago! Super small sake! All made more awesome by nature of their miniature status, and their neodymium roots. Yep, these...See less
$5.99 available at thinkgeek.com
* A modular spatula system to organize your kitchen * Easy to clean two part block, handle, and five tools * Snap it on,...
(10/15/11) * A modular spatula system to organize your kitchen * Easy to clean two part block, handle, and five tools * Snap it on, cook, click to release * Read more...See less
$34.99 available at thinkgeek.com
You know what's great about bacon? Everything! Well, that's not entirely true. Nothing so devastatingly awesome as bacon...
(10/15/11) You know what's great about bacon? Everything! Well, that's not entirely true. Nothing so devastatingly awesome as bacon could possibly come without a slight downside. Bacon is delicious, but it's high in fat. Bacon smells amazing, but it's high in cholesterol. It's true - healthwise, bacon leaves a lot to be desired, but just smelling bacon is possibly one of the most amazing things in the world. Short of whipping out a skillet and doing a quick fry-up, how can we enjoy that wonderful meaty sweet and smokey aroma without the temptation and subsequent belt-busting and heart-clogging richness of actual cured-pork ingestion? Bacon scented candles, of course! You may have seen bacon-scented candles before, but these are a horse of a different color, so to speak. Most candles are made from cheap chinese wax, and filled with a chemical cocktail of synthetic furanones and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. Nasty. These premium scented candles are long-lasting and made from actual rendered...See less
$15.99 available at thinkgeek.com
There are few skills that are more beneficial than being polyglot (maybe juggling). And we're sure you've heard that the...
(10/15/11) There are few skills that are more beneficial than being polyglot (maybe juggling). And we're sure you've heard that the best time to learn multiple languages is when you're a child. It's obviously too late for you, old-timer, but at least you can put your wee geek on the train to being multilingual! Let's whip those kiddies into super intercommunicatory shape! (We can't trust NASA to perfect Universal Translator technology by the time they're old enough to join Starfleet, now can we?) Language Blocks are the perfect tool for helping children learn languages in a fun and classic way. No need for virtual amusement when you have these all-natural, kiln dried blocks made from pure Michigan Basswood (take a whiff, 100% midwest goodness). Each set contains words and letters with corresponding illustrations that teach meanings and/or pronunciations. In addition to obtaining lingual competence, they are also great for developing a child's motor skills and giving them a grasp of natural...See less
$35.99 - $37.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Whether you call yourself a Trekker or a Trekkie, you practically worship at the Altar of Roddenberry, so as you drive...
(10/15/11) Whether you call yourself a Trekker or a Trekkie, you practically worship at the Altar of Roddenberry, so as you drive to work, why not let everybody know that, even though your car is your normal mode of transportation, your other vehicle is a starship!See less
$7.99 available at thinkgeek.com
There's a lot of information in the world - information they don't want you to know. But we want you to know. Because...
(10/15/11) There's a lot of information in the world - information they don't want you to know. But we want you to know. Because knowing is half the battle, and all that good stuff. So, crack open this little volume (lovingly entitled Forbidden Knowledge), and learn such things as: * How to start a riot * How to make moonshine * How to beat a lie detector test * How to create crop circles * How to walk on hot coals * How to perform an exorcism * and 95 other forbidden things True, if everyone knows how to do such things, the world may not be a better place. But for you, this is just the sort of Forbidden Knowledge that can transform your life. Who couldn't use a little more danger in their life? A little more edge? A little more fun? With Forbidden Knowledge, you will get it all. Featuring an edgy four-color design, this outrageous book will be talked about for years to come. If you use this book correctly, you might even end up as king or queen of the world!See less
$10.99 available at thinkgeek.com
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