Allow Me to Introduce You to My Boomstick You'd think that with a location name like Raccoon City, the residents...
(01/29/09) Allow Me to Introduce You to My Boomstick You'd think that with a location name like Raccoon City, the residents would be more interested in running across streets in front of oncoming traffic and pilfering table scraps from trash cans. But nooo. They want more. Specifically, they want your brains. And since we only sell stuff for smart masses, your brains are probably especially filling. Your best defense is a good offense. And we don't mean you should avoid bathing for a week. We mean you should be ready to empty your handy shotgun into masses of the undead at any given moment. Grenade launchers are nice and everything, but Resident Evil fans know your shotgun is your best zombie repellent in a pinch. "Zombie Repellent" in neon green with a shotgun silhouette on the front of a black 100% cotton shirt. The back is decorated with a handful of shotgun shells above the caption "Resident Evil."See less
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Go 50,000 light years and turn left at Saggitarius.. At a shopping mall, there's a giant color-coded map to tell us if...
(01/29/09) Go 50,000 light years and turn left at Saggitarius.. At a shopping mall, there's a giant color-coded map to tell us if we're next to the Frank-n-Stein or where one can find the local Chess King. We think that in the grand scheme of things, that whole mall is really just a microspeck in the universe; it's a dust mite in the interstellar medium of our tiny galaxy! What's the point!? Why bother!? To put things in perspective so-to-speak, we at ThinkGeek's Advanced Astrophysics Lab and T-Shirt Shop decided to help you out. In case you're ever feeling lost in this ever-expanding universe of about 300 billion galaxies, this t-shirt will help guide your way. With a representation of our own little 100,000 light-year-across cluster of 200 billion stars, The Milky Way, we show you the location of our solar system (In the Orion arm in case you're wondering). So next time you're running late from your jaunt over to Andromeda, you'll be able to make it back safely. It may take you a few hundred...See less
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Insufficient... mem... umm... what? It's not just computers that have limited resources. When was the last time you had...
(01/29/09) Insufficient... mem... umm... what? It's not just computers that have limited resources. When was the last time you had brain cells to spare? We don't know a single geek, code monkey, or computer jockey that can make that claim. So until science comes up with a way to install DIMMs in your hippocampus, you'll just have to wear this shirt and hope it relieves some of the stress on your noggin. 100% heavyweight cotton black tshirt with "INSUFFICIENT MEMORY" printed on the front in silver metallic ink.See less
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Be Bold with your Filing No matter how hi tech your office is, there will always (it seems) be a never ending supply of...
(01/29/09) Be Bold with your Filing No matter how hi tech your office is, there will always (it seems) be a never ending supply of paper. Papers you have to fill out. Papers you have to copy and distribute. Papers you have to print, sign, and then save. All these papers have to go somewhere, and that somewhere is normally file folders. But file folders are boring. Normally the only exciting thing about them is the little label on the top (and even those, truth be told, are pretty dull). Well, enough, we say, of boring folders. Enough carrying around papers in plain manila with no personality or clue to what's inside. Time to start advertising the contents for what they are! Each of these file folders has the same attitude problem as you, and they are a great way to nonviolently advertise that attitude. There are three different styles (and you get 2 of each): Useless documents to provide appearance of importance in meetings, Papers to shuffle endlessly thereby accomplishing nothing, and Stuff to...See less
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You've Got to Know When to Walk Away Table-top gamers tend to be a superstitious bunch. Maybe it goes hand in hand with...
(01/29/09) You've Got to Know When to Walk Away Table-top gamers tend to be a superstitious bunch. Maybe it goes hand in hand with the in-game proof that praying to the god of your choice can make your arrow fly more accurately. Or maybe it's the result of a chemical compound produced in the gourmet gestalt of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Whatever it is, we definitely have our rituals and eccentricities. One of the ThinkGeek Monkeys was in a group once in which one of the players would begin rolling before the game started, declaring he was "getting all the bad rolls out." Another would chide him because he was "wasting all his good rolls." But we all feel there's something more to the dice than just random chance. When the dice control life and death, they become imbued with powers beyond stochastic phenomena. We've all had The Good Dice and The Bad Dice. This shirt memorializes that horrific night everyone has had when your dice were out to get you. You'll roll a critical failure, or worse, a...See less
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Product Features * Display Your Own Glowing Message on your Bumper * High Quality Rust-Proof Aluminum Alloy Frame *...
(01/29/09) Product Features * Display Your Own Glowing Message on your Bumper * High Quality Rust-Proof Aluminum Alloy Frame * Bright Blue LED Display is Visible Night or Day * Included IR Remote * 120 Character Memory Per Message * Store up to 5 Different messages * Three user selectable scroll speeds for messages * Choose different messages using the IR remoteSee less
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Un-Stressize in a Snap We're no stranger to stress here at the ThinkGeek office. We toil night and day torturously...
(01/29/09) Un-Stressize in a Snap We're no stranger to stress here at the ThinkGeek office. We toil night and day torturously sorting through shiny new toys and electronics while we down loads of caffeinated beverages and try to select only the choicest gadget fruits to satisfy your discerning palette. Yep... it's a tough job but we have these handy Stress Relief Pillows to help out. Clutch them to your chest and they vibrate with a special rhythmic heart beat to calm your nerves. We were skeptical at first, but found that they really do de-stress even the jaded amongst us. The amazing thing about My Beating Heart is that every time you turn it on, an entirely unique heartbeat rhythm is created. In fact, every rhythm itself gradually changes and subtly dances, algorithically modelling the heartbeat in a deep meditative state. This isn't a pre-recorded rhythm and this isn't a "heartbeat sound." This is a physical heartbeat that realistically changes over time. Our hearts naturally begin to dance...See less
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Background Music for YOUR Life Does your life seem dull and uninteresting compared to the drama and action of movies and...
(01/29/09) Background Music for YOUR Life Does your life seem dull and uninteresting compared to the drama and action of movies and television? Here at ThinkGeek Labs™ we've examined this phenomenon carefully. With the bevy of reality TV shows and humdrum movies we quickly decided that what people do in real life is NOT significantly less exciting than what fictional characters on the screen experience... but for some reason, real life just SEEMS much more boring. However, after days of extensive highly-scientific double blind testing we were able to discover the difference... Background Music! Your real life experiences just don't have the needed dramatic soundtrack to back them up. Whether you're brushing your teeth, walking your dog or chatting up that cute girl in chemistry class you need the appropriate music and sound effects to enhance the experience. Fortunately we've developed the solution for this irritating life boredom problem with the Personal Soundtrack Shirt. Make Your Ordinary...See less
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Get Ready for a Sonic Explosion It is early afternoon. The air conditioning blows a bittersweet breeze across the...
(01/29/09) Get Ready for a Sonic Explosion It is early afternoon. The air conditioning blows a bittersweet breeze across the office. A silence blankets the building. Everyone has just returned or finished their lunches. They are full; they are tired. Your nemesis is even quiet for a change. It is the perfect time for revenge! You sneak up, remove a Sonic Grenade from your belt, pull the pin, and throw it into his cubicle. Twenty seconds later, his screams echo in every corner of the office, as do the unstoppable sounds of your Sonic Grenade. The Sonic Grenade is a masterpiece of office mayhem. It is hard rubber and plastic, making it pretty easy and safe to toss. Set the grenade to one of three volume settings, pull the pin, and throw. The blinking red light will let you know the grenade is armed. Once the alarm goes off, your prey will only be able to adjust the settings (and trust us, low is even really annoying), he or she or they will not be able to permanently turn the unit off. The only way...See less
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No Need to Clear Your Cache Green circles, red triangles, and blue squares. No, these are not the the latest polygons in...
(01/29/09) No Need to Clear Your Cache Green circles, red triangles, and blue squares. No, these are not the the latest polygons in the Lucky Charms lineup. They're your friendly "broken image" icon component parts, er, well, maybe not yours. Depending on your browser, YBIIMV (Your Broken Image Icon May Vary). Hang the broken image symbol around your neck, and voila. Your necklace has failed to load. It's a freaking clever idea we couldn't resist. The necklace is on a 17" leather cord closed with a sterling silver clasp. The pendant itself is lightweight, made from non-toxic shrink plastic (with a protective coating) and measures about 1 inch square. These are handmade by the artist in California, so expect some slight variation which betrays they were not made by a robot. At least, not so far as we know, but we didn't do a Turing test on her.See less
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Soothing colorful lights keep you safe from evil There's a boogeyman in your closet. He's in there, snarling with 6 inch...
(01/29/09) Soothing colorful lights keep you safe from evil There's a boogeyman in your closet. He's in there, snarling with 6 inch razor sharp fangs. He's just waiting patiently for the light to turn off, and for you to fall asleep. Then, he'll slowly open the closet door, and stalk to your bedside… You lie shivering under the covers, which are pulled up to your nose. Your eyes peer into every shadow. You jump at every noise. Was that the creak of a door? The night can be the stuff of nightmares. That is, it would be if you didn't have a ThinkGeek Projection Night Light. Guaranteed 100% effective against boogeymen, goblins, Kreugers, and Candymen. This night light plugs into your wall outlet, and projects soft soothing colorful lights onto your wall. Choose between our colorful sunshine rays , or the supernova explosion! Bright enough to scare off any otherwordly intruder, but soothing enough to lull you into a deep restful night's sleep. If you're lucky enough to live in an area where...See less
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You got beat by a girl. We aren't exactly sure where the term "pwn" came from. Perhaps it was a mistype of "own", it may...
(01/29/09) You got beat by a girl. We aren't exactly sure where the term "pwn" came from. Perhaps it was a mistype of "own", it may have even been an abbreviation for "power own". Who ultimately cares? What's important is to realize that,to gamers everywhere, pwn effectively means "you have been defeated in a most humiliating way". And now, it's the ladies turn. Women of the world, it is time to let the boys know that you're players too! You make up a whopping 38% of the gaming community. And that's no laughing matter. So ThinkGeek would like to make a quick shout out to all you lady gamers out there with this choice garment. Let the boys know that you can play just as hard and well as them. Stretchy and fitted black babydoll tee with "I pwn boys" written on the front in red and white.See less
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The Bard's got nuthin on us. The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to...
(01/29/09) The Bard's got nuthin on us. The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to pause and think about life. It can incite feelings of rage. A good poem can even bring you to tears. We're not sure where this one lies in the spectrum of emotional reactions, but we're thinking somewhere between a chuckle and a look of heartfelt confusion. This shirt designed by ThinkGeek Love Labs® makes an especially good gift to one you love or love to confuse, depending on their knowledge of hex and Internet lore. roses are #FF0000 violets are #0000FF all my base are belong to you Also available in a men's version! 100% cotton babydoll t-shirt in our favorite color, black. Stretchy, fitted cotton tee for ladies with the lovely poem above printed on the front in white, blue, and red. 100% combed ringspun cotton, 1X1 rib, 1X1 rib bound collar, 1/2” collar height, self fabric binding on collar, side seamed, tapered waist, garment washed, no-shrinkageSee less
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Cyberpunk Lute of the Future The moment we ran our fingers over the touchpad of the Kaossilator and heard the...
(01/29/09) Cyberpunk Lute of the Future The moment we ran our fingers over the touchpad of the Kaossilator and heard the otherworldly sounds of the future we were hooked. This pocket sized music synthesizer is like nothing we've seen before. Rather than using keys or buttons to play musical notes, the Kaossilator features a revolutionary touchpad design. Move your finger from left to right to change the pitch of the note, and up and down to change the sound. But musical sounds are only the beginning, the Kaossilator can also be used like a drum kit with dozens of built in beats and drum sounds. Plus you get some amazing sound effects from laser blasts to Pac Man. You can put everything to good use with the built-in loop recording feature which lets you layer virtually unlimited tracks to create complex songs combining lead instruments, drum beats and sound effects together. You would think that all this power at your fingertips might be difficult to wield... but actually we were pretty amazed at...See less
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Wouldn't life be a hell of a lot easier if it were a video game? Concrete goals like "Save the Princess" would make...
(01/29/09) Wouldn't life be a hell of a lot easier if it were a video game? Concrete goals like "Save the Princess" would make worries like "What college do I attend?" completely obsolete. No more confusion about who your enemies are... just steer clear of any spiky shells or strange turtle dragon hybrids. Of course the 1up Mushroom would be there to help. Many times in life we avoid taking a risk because of the dire consequences (death, dismemberment) involved. Collect a 1up mushroom and you would have card blanche to try pretty much anything with no permanent repercussions. So go ahead... stick that plasma mug in the microwave for 30 minutes. When your house turns into a nuclear waste site simply use your 1up Mushroom to re-spawn at the beginning of the level. No muss... no fuss... we would. Lightweight charcoal fleece jacket with white contrast piping and zip up front. Made of 100% Combed Cotton, the jacket is intentionally lightweight, warm, and does not pill. Pre-laundered for reduced...See less
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Geek messages written in glowing LED Check-out this customizable name badge with scrolling LED message. It is completely...
(01/29/09) Geek messages written in glowing LED Check-out this customizable name badge with scrolling LED message. It is completely programmable to say what you want. The message can be changed "on the fly" using the 3 onboard control buttons. Up to 6 different messages can be loaded into the badge. Each message can be set for scroll speed and brightness level. To change to a different message, simply use the buttons on the back of the badge. The Scrolling LED Badge is smaller than a credit card and weighs about 1 ounce. It attaches to your shirt using a small magnetic connection on the back of the badge. The LED message is very visible and easy to read and has 9 different speed settings. The battery life is about 18 hours. * Holds 6 messages at one time, each message 256 characters long * Onboard speed and brightness adjustment (9 speed and 9 brightness settings) * All functions can be programmed without a computer (using the onboard programming buttons) * Message text can be easily programmed...See less
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A Retro Way To Invade Your Boring White Walls Take down that prosaic and predictable poster of Einstein sticking out his...
(01/29/09) A Retro Way To Invade Your Boring White Walls Take down that prosaic and predictable poster of Einstein sticking out his tongue and replace it with these nifty Invader Wall graphics. They are basically giant (removeable) stickers that you can fashion into any pattern that fits your world view. These Invader surface graphics are self-adhesive wall decals that easily allow you to transform your living or office space in minutes. Affix to any smooth, flat surface (wall, window, mirror, ceiling, tabletop or even the floor). Just peel and stick! And when you get tired with your design, the decals are removable so just relocate and freshen up. Each set includes seven 13" aliens (in 4 different colors: red, electric blue, kiwi, & rasberry) and a base station shooter. Also includes eight color coded missles. Turn that frown upside down with these fine invading surface wall graphics.See less
Glow In The Dark Power Symbol ! Available In Longsleeves as well! You may not always notice it, but this is the...
(01/29/09) Glow In The Dark Power Symbol ! Available In Longsleeves as well! You may not always notice it, but this is the International Symbol For Power. What kind of power? Usually the electron current variety. But, since most things in life have more than one meaning, go nuts! This can also be the International Symbol For Your Power Trip, or even your Power Bar. How about the International Symbol For Your Power In Bed? Get creative and become instantly more powerful with the ThinkGeek Power Symbol Tee! Get one of these shirts, get on a starship, and go out to the furthest accretion of 'empty space' (believe us, it's quite possible) and have a few martinis while you enjoy the glow of your own power. Now snap out of it and get back to studying for that calculus test before the rave on Saturday... Your Choice of short or long-sleeved black heavyweight shirts with the power symbol on the front printed in Glow In The Dark Ink. Get your rave on....See less
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Who Knew? What's the ultimate end game for modern society's rampant consumerism and dangerous population growth trends?...
(01/29/09) Who Knew? What's the ultimate end game for modern society's rampant consumerism and dangerous population growth trends? Three words. Soylent Green Biscuits. Discuss. Kelly Green 100% cotton heavyweight tshirt with the phrase 'Soylent Green Is People' written in a retro-seventies style on the front. Beneath this phrase are several humanoids falling into the deep abyss of the shirt - about to become people biscuits. Yumm. If you haven't seen the movie, add it to your Netflix queue already.See less
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Tired of people stepping all over you? Well take your frustrations out by stepping all over these choice door/floor...
(01/29/09) Tired of people stepping all over you? Well take your frustrations out by stepping all over these choice door/floor mats. Adorned with the peculiar 'There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1' phrase, consider them your own personal wormholes to a place where users invented clue and upper management gets outsourced. Just step on 'em, click heels twice, and off you go! Perfect for both outdoor home and indoor office use alike, so that makes them extra tastylicious! Includes one Polypropylene surface, vinyl backed entrance mat with the phrase 'There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1' with raised printing front and center. Dimensions: 2' x 3'. Extremely hardy! This floor/door mat is a densely needle punched, polypropylene carpet mat that combines durability with attractive appearance. The high low surface pattern promotes aggressive cleaning action while its rugged vinyl backing provides skid resistant traction. A great mat for stopping dirt and moisture at the door and promoting cleaner, safer interior...See less
FEVER! FEVER! Edamame are baby soybeans, picked before they blossom into adulthood, and boiled. Edamame are also...
(01/29/09) FEVER! FEVER! Edamame are baby soybeans, picked before they blossom into adulthood, and boiled. Edamame are also delicious and fun to pop out of their pods (especially when they shoot across a crowded restaurant and you have to explain to a room full of people how the 5 second rule still applies in public). But say you want the fun of popping edamame, but you're not very hungry. Oh, then have we got the keychain for you! Each Japanese Popping Edamame Keychain has three beans. The end beans are small and immature. The middle bean, however, has one of 12 random faces printed on it. Why? We don't know, but there is nothing like the smile it puts on your face. And the beans are connected to some sort of elastic band, so they pop back in to be popped again as many times as you want. It sounds silly, but trust us, these things are highly addictive. They are also a great way to keep your fingers busy during boring meetings and your mood positive - because no one can frown when their edamame...See less
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Levitation Is No Longer The Sole Domain Of Yogis Or Magicians! These electromagnetic suspended globes are actually...
(01/29/09) Levitation Is No Longer The Sole Domain Of Yogis Or Magicians! These electromagnetic suspended globes are actually high-tech instruments. A magnetic field sensor permanently measures the height at which the globes are suspended. This sensor feeds that data into a micro computer in the base of the unit. This computer than calibrates the electronic magnets at the top of the frame based on the distance between the globes and the top magnet to keep the globes correctly positioned. All in the blink of an eye! So not only do these look great on your desktop levitating in thin air, they are also technology marvels! When you initially get your globe and plug it in, it may take you a few minutes to correctly position the globe in between the base and top magnets. You'll figure it out quickly enough and before you know it, you'll be able to set it up in just a few seconds every time. Once it's levitating, you can even spin it slightly and watch the globes rotate for extend periods of time. Just...See less
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A Lip Smacking Buzz Developed by an Alaskan Police Officer, who needed both quality lip balm for the cold and the...
(01/29/09) A Lip Smacking Buzz Developed by an Alaskan Police Officer, who needed both quality lip balm for the cold and the ability to stay awake during long shifts, Spazzstick is the world's only caffeinated lip balm. Spazzstick is made in a vast underground volcano lair by the busy hands of industrious worker trolls in a beautiful little Eskimo Village called Kaktovik, AK, by the inventor of Spazzstick and his hordes of worker trolls in a vast underground volcano lair. Why trolls? Trolls are hard workers, require very few benefits, and are never late to work, mainly because they never go home. The direct result is that the minions work hard and pass the savings on to you. We have found that trolls are sanitary, dependable, hard-working people who have thus far been able to produce nothing but the highest quality, caffeinated lip balms that the world has ever seen. Your choice of either Vanilla Toffee or Cool Mint. Believe us, the Vanilla Toffee is lip smackin' delicious.See less
Go Away Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In...
(01/29/09) Go Away Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with "social," it better end with "networking sites." Pretty much whenever we're out in public, geeks take a circumstance penalty to our CHA-based skills (except Handle Animal), and if you want to land some sort of bonus to offset that, you'd have to down a lot of alcohol or wear a shirt that forewarns people of the situation in a humorous manner and automatically breaks the ice with no effort whatsoever on your part. Oh wait. That's what this is! How convenient is that? This is a...See less
Tired Of Beating Around The Bush? Get straight to the point extremely fast with Abusive Stamps. Break out your inner...
(01/29/09) Tired Of Beating Around The Bush? Get straight to the point extremely fast with Abusive Stamps. Break out your inner BOFH and let your true feelings come forth, into an ink pad, and onto some paper. All without the safety of using acronyms! It's absolutely cathartic. Some tasks in the workplace are just so unbelievably prosaic and pointless that it's only fair you occasionally are enabled to call a spade a spade. And you get to do so using advanced language skills in the process! Choose between six different stamp designs, including: * This is F**KING URGENT * I haven't got time to read this CRAP * Staple this to your FACE * Confidential - read this and I'll have to kill you * File under T for TRASH * Complete and Utter BULLSHIT Each stamp comes complete with a red ink pad. ThinkGeek is not responsible should you lose your employment by utilizing these fine stamps on the wrong document, in the wrong place, or with the wrong person. You must choose your circumstances to stamp wisely...See less
What the?? Well, it's not always possible to speak your mind on the Internet. So cyber-culture has developed a whole new...
(01/29/09) What the?? Well, it's not always possible to speak your mind on the Internet. So cyber-culture has developed a whole new way to curse and blaspheme without necessarily conjuring up the negativity associated with the whole phrases themselves. And beyond lessening the bite, it's much more efficient to communicate with acronyms everybody understands. I suppose you might be wondering to yourself right now "Oh ThinkGeek, Why is this the case?" WTF are you asking us for? We just work here. Jeez. Black, 100% cotton ladies' shirt. Stretchy and fitted, not baggy like the guys' stuff! WTF? Coffee Mug also available!See less
Rule Your Photos With an Iron-Fist... Wirelessly Obviously printed photos are so last-decade. Digital photo frames allow...
(01/29/09) Rule Your Photos With an Iron-Fist... Wirelessly Obviously printed photos are so last-decade. Digital photo frames allow us to go directly from shooting to displaying our photos with no messy meatspace-based printed version needed. The eStarling 2.0 Wi-Fi Photo Frame takes this concept to the next level by connecting to your local Wi-Fi network and allowing you to send photos to it via e-mail or RSS photo feed. With full web-based access you can control exactly the photos you want on your eStarling frame at any time from anywhere in the word. E-mail photos as .jpg attachments and they appear on your frame. Choose a Flickr photo feed with the keyword "cool japanese robots" and soon your frame will be scrolling through nifty shots of highly desirable bots you will never get your hands on. New Photobucket integration allows you to add photos into rotation on your eStarling frame directly from the Photobucket website. You can of course send photos while on the go from your mobile phone,...See less
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You see a large wooden door. You open it. You enter a dark cavernous conference room. There are whiteboards, notepads,...
(01/29/09) You see a large wooden door. You open it. You enter a dark cavernous conference room. There are whiteboards, notepads, and a speakerphone. The faint smell of dry erase markers and stale coffee hovers in the dank office air. The fluorescent light above you flickers briefly. You see hidden in the shadows the glistening, faceted eyes of your manager. The foul smelling monster breathes heavily -- drooling on a stack of TPS reports. What do you do? I attack. I swing my 2-handed sword at the fell beast! Luckily I'm wearing my +20 Shirt of Smiting, otherwise my roll of 17 would have been merely a glancing blow against his AC 37 scaly hide. Thanks to my new shirt (which also acts as a keen edge spell), it's a critical hit! DOUBLE DAMAGE! Where are the Cheetos? 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black. Don't be deceived by its comfy feel and relaxed fit: with "+20 Shirt of Smiting" printed on the front in white, you're practically invincible!See less
Armed and Dangerous The secret to the USB Doomsday Device is very simple - it has three levels of failsafe protection....
(01/29/09) Armed and Dangerous The secret to the USB Doomsday Device is very simple - it has three levels of failsafe protection. In order to arm the Device, you first need to activate switch one. Then, you need to activate switch two. Then (and stay with us here, because this is where it gets a little crazy), you need to activate switch three. Switch three is a key switch, and only authorized personnel should have a copy of the key. Once all three switches are turned on (in order) the Main light will glow red. This means the Device is armed and very dangerous. All that is left to do is flip back the plastic shield and press the red button for an explosive sound effect. But what really happens when you press the button? We're not sure. Perhaps 15 kittens explode; perhaps your bank account lowers by a fraction of a cent; perhaps you start an interplanetary war trillions of parsecs away by blowing up the caravan of Queen Knorb'l. But one thing is clear - before pushing the button, you must ask...See less
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