Added on 06/23/08

By Evan Ackerman I’m not much for staplers, since you can’t staple email and paper is soooo 20th century. But you don’t need paper to appreciate the unbridled ferocity embodied in the menacing fangs of a staple remover. Admit it, you used to pretend... See more

By Evan Ackerman I’m not much for staplers, since you can’t staple email and paper is soooo 20th century. But you don’t need paper to appreciate the unbridled ferocity embodied in the menacing fangs of a staple remover. Admit it, you used to pretend that they were jaws with nasty big pointy teeth. And finally, they CAN be. This shark staple remover (the companion shark stapler is also available) gets the job done in a toothily satisfying manner, and when nobody’s looking, you can use it to chew up your hapless pencils. You can check out their entire catalog of staple removers of death (including a snake, dragon, 800 pound gorilla, and tyrannosaurus skull) here; sadly, there are no rabbits. $55. See less

Added on 05/22/08

Have You Seen My Stapler? People sometimes form very strong bonds to inanimate objects. This is especially the case when you come into daily contact with, say, a red Swingline stapler. The ultimate utilitarian desktop accessory. Its vibrant red color... See more

Have You Seen My Stapler? People sometimes form very strong bonds to inanimate objects. This is especially the case when you come into daily contact with, say, a red Swingline stapler. The ultimate utilitarian desktop accessory. Its vibrant red color stands out amongst the grays and beiges that consume office space. The sleek, smooth retro lines. The sheer weight. The precise, solid movement. The mechanics. The thick, dense sound as paper is conjoined... One thing is certain - you will never covet an office supply as much you will your red Swingline stapler. Oh, and by the way, if you've got a smug bastard in your office named Lumberg, don't ever let him take away your red Swingline. It could be bad for the business... Durable metal construction with a retro style. 20 Sheet capacity. Jam resistant. Uses S.F. 4 Premium Staples (not included). 7 inches x 2.5 inches. TPS Reports not included. See less

Highlights: $21.99

Added on 05/22/08

Since goldfish (generally speaking) lack interior decorators, their aquariums tend to be embellished with outmoded crusty treasure chests, evil pirates and bubbling mermaids. What's a modern fish to do? Thankfully, our retro-chic tank comes fully... See more

Since goldfish (generally speaking) lack interior decorators, their aquariums tend to be embellished with outmoded crusty treasure chests, evil pirates and bubbling mermaids. What's a modern fish to do? Thankfully, our retro-chic tank comes fully furnished with a colorful lounge chair, TV, lava lamp and area rug -- everything the design-conscious fish needs for a stylin' pad! And although the aquarium is designed to hold a live goldfish, a plastic fish is included for commitment-phobes. Perfectly sized for a desktop tank, and fun for kids too! Tank has a 1 quart (1 liter) capacity, and measures 6" H x 7" W x 5" D. Designed for freshwater use. Made of plastic. See less

Highlights: $20.00

Added on 07/11/08

Paper clip chirping birdies! We heard from a chirping bird that it can hold paper clips on your desk. It also chirps when you touch it. How cute and unusual?! Colors vary. Paperclips not included. Designed in France Ionel Panat. Measures approx. 2... See more

Paper clip chirping birdies! We heard from a chirping bird that it can hold paper clips on your desk. It also chirps when you touch it. How cute and unusual?! Colors vary. Paperclips not included. Designed in France Ionel Panat. Measures approx. 2 1/2" long x 2" tall. See less

Highlights: $14.99

Added on 05/22/08

Home office ho-hum? Cubicle need a little attitude? Modern Office revisited™ is our new line of File Folders,Envelopes, Notepads, and Sticky Notes. Sassy plaids, retro style, and quirky humor will transform your desk from mundane to marvelous!

Home office ho-hum? Cubicle need a little attitude? Modern Office revisited™ is our new line of File Folders,Envelopes, Notepads, and Sticky Notes. Sassy plaids, retro style, and quirky humor will transform your desk from mundane to marvelous! See less

Highlights: $12.00/ pack of six

Added on 05/22/08

Made from recycled newspaper wrapped around #2 graphite and soaked in environmentally-friendly fragrance liquids, Smencils not only smell great they’re also great for the planet. They sharpen just like a regular wood pencil, and Smencils are... See more

Made from recycled newspaper wrapped around #2 graphite and soaked in environmentally-friendly fragrance liquids, Smencils not only smell great they’re also great for the planet. They sharpen just like a regular wood pencil, and Smencils are guaranteed to hold their scent for up to 2 years of normal use. Now that makes perfect scents! See less

Highlights: Price: $10.00

Added on 05/22/08

Product Details | That polished mahogany desk you’ve dreamt of may be a few promotions away, but you can still have the warmth and beauty of wood in your workspace with these pretty printed folders. Each set includes 6 folders in the same pattern... See more

Product Details | That polished mahogany desk you’ve dreamt of may be a few promotions away, but you can still have the warmth and beauty of wood in your workspace with these pretty printed folders. Each set includes 6 folders in the same pattern with 12 framed tab labels. Letter size. 1/3 tab. See less

Highlights: Price: $7.00

Added on 05/22/08

Product Details | Use them to color code your documents, or just to add a little pizazz to your handouts. Chisel pointed for easy stapling, these colorful staples fit in any standard stapler, and are available in a variety of colors to brighten your... See more

Product Details | Use them to color code your documents, or just to add a little pizazz to your handouts. Chisel pointed for easy stapling, these colorful staples fit in any standard stapler, and are available in a variety of colors to brighten your day as well as your project. 5000 staples per box. See less

Highlights: Price: $4.95

Added on 05/22/08

A devious hide and seek game The ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron would be useless against an army of Snowbots, but it's very effective at disturbing that guy in the sales department or your "friend" down the hall. With its thin design and embedded magnet for... See more

A devious hide and seek game The ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron would be useless against an army of Snowbots, but it's very effective at disturbing that guy in the sales department or your "friend" down the hall. With its thin design and embedded magnet for easy hiding, the Annoy-a-tron can be placed in a variety of locations. Select one of the three sound choices (2 kHz, 12 kHz, or alternating) and push the switch to the on position. Place it in a proper hiding spot and let the "fun" begin. The Annoy-a-tron generates a short (but very annoying, hence the name) beep every few minutes. Your unsuspecting target will have a hard time 'timing' the location of the sound because the beeps will vary in intervals ranging from 2 to 8 minutes. The 2kHz sound is generically annoying enough, but if you really really want to aggravate somebody, select the 12 kHz sound. Trust us. The higher frequency and slight 'electronic noise' built into that soundbyte will make a full-grown Admin wonder where his... See less

Highlights: $9.99

Added on 05/22/08

* Plastic Aquarium and Cover - Dimensions: Approx 7.5" X 4" X 5.5" * Instructions and Educational Booklet * Triops Eggs and Food * Hatching Nutrients * Fossil Replica * Thermometer * Decorative Gravel and Glow Beads * Magnifying Ruler * Guaranteed to... See more

* Plastic Aquarium and Cover - Dimensions: Approx 7.5" X 4" X 5.5" * Instructions and Educational Booklet * Triops Eggs and Food * Hatching Nutrients * Fossil Replica * Thermometer * Decorative Gravel and Glow Beads * Magnifying Ruler * Guaranteed to Grow (see instruction manual for warranty details) See less

Highlights: $14.99

Added on 05/22/08

Some kinda paper voodoo! Staples have become a scourge to the office environment. Those shiny metal wires have jammed in thumbs, caught on sweaters, and torn papers. The horrors are just too numerous to mention. Recently, at ThinkGeek World... See more

Some kinda paper voodoo! Staples have become a scourge to the office environment. Those shiny metal wires have jammed in thumbs, caught on sweaters, and torn papers. The horrors are just too numerous to mention. Recently, at ThinkGeek World Domination Headquarters, an entire afternoon was spent watching a government mandated corporate safety video that showed, in excruciating slo-motion Tarantinoesque detail, just how terrible accidents with staples can be. ThinkGeek employees, however, rolled their eyes... for they had converted to an entirely staple free environment. We found in our travels a device that staples papers together - without staples! Oh, we're not crazy, this thing is real. This handy (and might we add - environmentally friendly) device cuts a tiny flap in the corner of your paper, and folds it in on itself, tucked in a tiny paper pocket. Sleek, small, and coming in chaotic-evil black, deep blue, and smokey "clear", the Staple Free Stapler can clip together up to five... See less

Highlights: $5.99

Added on 05/22/08

Bring some extra wisdom to your desktop with the USB Owl! Long regarded as a symbol of wisdom, owls are a lot of people’s favourite bird, and here’s a cute and friendly-looking wise little owl that’ll bring a touch of magic and wisdom to any... See more

Bring some extra wisdom to your desktop with the USB Owl! Long regarded as a symbol of wisdom, owls are a lot of people’s favourite bird, and here’s a cute and friendly-looking wise little owl that’ll bring a touch of magic and wisdom to any workspace. With a clip that allows him to perch on top of computer monitors, as well as an optional tree-stump that he can sit on, the USB Owl from Thumbs Up will blink sagely as he provides inspiration and watches over your work. He’ll also move his eyes around and rotate his head as if he’s either appreciating or rolling his eyes at your office antics. Small and super-cute, this is the perfect gift for anyone that loves owls, or if you know anyone that aspires to be an apprentice wizard, it could be just the thing for them! See less

Highlights: Features: USB powered owl desk ornament Clips onto any monitor Alternate tree-stump stand provided When plugged into a USB port, turns his head and blinks his eyes.

Added on 05/22/08

Meet webble, a new kind of foot rest... that isn't about resting. It's about motion and activity... while you work. It's about health and wellness... without a prescription. It's about having fun... under your desk.

Meet webble, a new kind of foot rest... that isn't about resting. It's about motion and activity... while you work. It's about health and wellness... without a prescription. It's about having fun... under your desk. See less

Added on 05/22/08

Avoid unsightly layers of file folder labels and scratched out titles with Erasable File Folder Labels. File folders are easier to create and maintain when each one bears an erasable label. Projects are finished, contacts change, and businesses come... See more

Avoid unsightly layers of file folder labels and scratched out titles with Erasable File Folder Labels. File folders are easier to create and maintain when each one bears an erasable label. Projects are finished, contacts change, and businesses come and go, but your single erasable label will always show you the current resident of the file folder. Around the home for bills, utilities, insurance, or taxes; in the office for vendors, accounts, and projects, these labels are an indispensable time and money saving device. The system utilizes a permanent marker applied to an erasable label - it is the label that's erasable not the ink! The ink stays put - clearly legible until you choose to remove it. The Starter Kit includes a Fine Point Sharpie Marker and an eraser. See less

Highlights: N/A 0 $9.99 ea N/A 0 $6.99 ea

Added on 05/22/08

Product Details | Keep your small stuff organized and accessible with these great little containers. Transparent twist off tops and magnetic bottoms attach to a steel strip that you can mount on the wall, inside a cabinet door, or keep on your desk.... See more

Product Details | Keep your small stuff organized and accessible with these great little containers. Transparent twist off tops and magnetic bottoms attach to a steel strip that you can mount on the wall, inside a cabinet door, or keep on your desk. Each set includes 5 containers with a wall mountable strip. Containers measure 2 5/8" x 1 13/16" high. Steel strip measures 3" x 15". See less

Highlights: Price: $40.95

Added on 05/22/08

item#ST2514 Dazzle your clerical eyes with these decorative file folders!! Set includes 12 elegant ...

item#ST2514 Dazzle your clerical eyes with these decorative file folders!! Set includes 12 elegant folders w/ tab at the top for labeling. Choose from Paris map or bird. Each file is about 11.5”x9.5” See less

Highlights: Click here for our new fred blog. $15

Added on 05/22/08

Designer unknown, 1995 Featured in the Museum's 2004 exhibition Humble Masterpieces, these X-shaped rubber bands are great for organizing papers and cards or sealing small boxes. Each box contains an assortment of four sizes and colors.

Designer unknown, 1995 Featured in the Museum's 2004 exhibition Humble Masterpieces, these X-shaped rubber bands are great for organizing papers and cards or sealing small boxes. Each box contains an assortment of four sizes and colors. See less

Highlights: $5.00 $4.50 Members

Added on 05/22/08

Your system is everything you say it is and more! Just received package today.... Set up Box One and began filing with glee. For me to file? For me to enjoy it? Miracle. The best part is that now when I see a piece of paper, it has a perfect home to... See more

Your system is everything you say it is and more! Just received package today.... Set up Box One and began filing with glee. For me to file? For me to enjoy it? Miracle. The best part is that now when I see a piece of paper, it has a perfect home to go to. Or, in the rare instance it doesn't, I can EASILY create one. Thank you so very, very much! You absolutely can use my rave notice as a testimonial! Happy to help. Milan Solange See less

Added on 05/22/08

Make a filing fashion statement with these stylish black and cream file folders. Assorted set of 12 includes damask with plain or stripe inside and stripe with damask inside.

Make a filing fashion statement with these stylish black and cream file folders. Assorted set of 12 includes damask with plain or stripe inside and stripe with damask inside. See less

Highlights: AE198 $15.95

Added on 05/22/08

Jot notes, ideas and lists–then take them with you. We use this modern notepad constantly at home and at work. At home, it’s the go-to list maker for the grocery or to-dos. At work it’s a handy pad for quick notes, numbers and of course, lists. The... See more

Jot notes, ideas and lists–then take them with you. We use this modern notepad constantly at home and at work. At home, it’s the go-to list maker for the grocery or to-dos. At work it’s a handy pad for quick notes, numbers and of course, lists. The roll of paper threads across the smooth writing surface, through the tear bar. It’s a classic desk necessity that’s updated in modern stainless steel. Includes one roll of paper. Additional roles are available at any local office supply store. See less

Highlights: price: $28

Added on 05/22/08

A good folder not only holds your important papers, but provides some form of entertainment to get you through those droning lectures and meetings. Doodling on a Pee-Chee is fun for awhile, but pretty soon you're going to get the urge to flick... See more

A good folder not only holds your important papers, but provides some form of entertainment to get you through those droning lectures and meetings. Doodling on a Pee-Chee is fun for awhile, but pretty soon you're going to get the urge to flick something. These 9-1/2" x 12" glossy folders all feature classic spinner technology; just flick the spinner and watch it twirl round and round before stopping on an amusing phrase. Also check out our "What Would A Ninja Do" and "What Would A Pirate Do" folders! See less

Highlights: What Would A Unicorn Do? Deluxe Spin Folder item 11562 $4.95 ea.

Added on 05/22/08

All work, no play...how boring is that? Bring a touch of whimsy to your desk with Sign and Seal, the pen-holding pinniped with perfect balance and a magnetic personality. Just give it a whirl! Molded seal base with magnetic rubber coated pen.... See more

All work, no play...how boring is that? Bring a touch of whimsy to your desk with Sign and Seal, the pen-holding pinniped with perfect balance and a magnetic personality. Just give it a whirl! Molded seal base with magnetic rubber coated pen. Imported. Wipe clean. * Base: 3.25"w, 2.75"h, 2.75"d; Pen: .5" diameter, 4.5"l * Plastic See less

Highlights: $14.00

Added on 05/22/08

Desktop organization comes in waves Chances are pretty good that, if you're visiting this website, you're either a geek, or love one enough to buy a geek gifts. Without a doubt, said geek has a substantial collection of tiny gadgets that need a home... See more

Desktop organization comes in waves Chances are pretty good that, if you're visiting this website, you're either a geek, or love one enough to buy a geek gifts. Without a doubt, said geek has a substantial collection of tiny gadgets that need a home to call their own. Take a tour of ThinkGeek World Domination Headquarters, and you'll see almost everybody's desks are cluttered with the detritus of an unhealthy addiction to gadgets. Most of our gadgets are shiny, and polished with only a little wear showing. As long as we keep them from banging into each other, they'll remain relatively pristine. What we've found is the GearGripper desktop organization ribbon. Soft yet firm, GearGripper undulates across your desk in a wave, the nadir of each wave perfect for comfortably resting your toys. Because it's bendy, it can be shaped into different forms - whatever you need to give your gear a comfortable home. Mold it to your needs, make it your own! Just remember to submit pictures of your... See less

Highlights: $8.99

Added on 05/22/08

Transform a traditional piece of bedroom furniture into a multitasking mini office, complete with bulletin board and filing cabinet. You'll have easy...

Added on 05/22/08

Product Details | Life is a lot like letter trays. Stuff comes in, stuff goes out, and we spend a lot of time just trying to sort it all out. Once in awhile something gets tossed out that should have been saved. And sometimes we hold on to stuff that... See more

Product Details | Life is a lot like letter trays. Stuff comes in, stuff goes out, and we spend a lot of time just trying to sort it all out. Once in awhile something gets tossed out that should have been saved. And sometimes we hold on to stuff that we should have fed to the shredder long ago. Pretty deep, huh? So are these fabulous letter trays from See Jane Work. Made from MDF (medium density fiberboard), stackable Office Basics Letter Trays are designed to hold all the stuff that comes in and goes out of our offices, homes and lives. Sold in sets of 2. Measures approximately 13" x 10 ¾" x 3" See less

Highlights: Price: $28.00

Added on 05/22/08

Honeywell Electronic Ceramic Heater

Honeywell Electronic Ceramic Heater See less

Highlights: $49.99