We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been "do." It could have been "perform." But no. It's "try." Which is so...
(11/20/10) We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been "do." It could have been "perform." But no. It's "try." Which is so unsure. As a wise figure once said, "Do or do not. There is no try." "Stand back! I'm going to try science!" with a little figure holding out a flask and a calculator in white on the front of this black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.See less
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Dear various parents, grandparents, co-workers and other "not computer people." We don't magically know how to do...
(11/20/10) Dear various parents, grandparents, co-workers and other "not computer people." We don't magically know how to do everything in every program. When we help you, we're usually just doing this: [insert the graphic on the t-shirt]See less
Your neighbor has this piece of property which she quite erroneously refers to as a home. It's not a home; it's a...
(11/20/10) Your neighbor has this piece of property which she quite erroneously refers to as a home. It's not a home; it's a swirling vortex of entropy. And since she sleeps like the dead (and has a snoring problem that really needs medical attention), she shouldn't mind you cleaning it. Who wouldn't want to wake up to perfectly organized closets and ironed underthings? So when your roommate floats the idea of sneaking over and shampooing said neighbor's carpet, it seems perfectly logical. Why not? The carpet IS dirty and probably teeming with bacteria. What? He was being sarcastic? How were YOU supposed to know? Maybe he should have been wearing this shirt. This shirt provides a friendly <sarcasm> start tag on the front and a </sarcasm> end tag on the back of a black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. As if it's going to help.See less
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Apparently there's a whole bunch of ladies in the world who wouldn't mind getting attention from Japanese men in the...
(11/20/10) Apparently there's a whole bunch of ladies in the world who wouldn't mind getting attention from Japanese men in the world. This best-selling t-shirt features clear, clean text and a message that is perhaps best translated as "Now accepting applications for Japanese boyfriends." Features a nice pink "rising sun of Japan" in the design. You never know what conversation this t-shirt could start, or where it might lead. "Looking for a Japanese Boyfriend" in Japanese on a black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.See less
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You know, we can never find the first aid kit around the ThinkGeek offices when we need it. And when you think about it,...
(11/20/10) You know, we can never find the first aid kit around the ThinkGeek offices when we need it. And when you think about it, that and a good fire extinguisher are pretty much the two requirements in an office where you fabricate flying R/C objects, solder assorted circuits, and evaluate various types of knives. Okay. First aid kit, fire extinguisher, and a lot of PowerSquids. But we digress. First aid. Hard to locate when you need it. If we each wore a medkit on our backs, we'd never have trouble finding bandaids and burn cream. Problem solved. Medkit printed in red and white on the back of a black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.See less
So many opportunities for "No." So little time. "No." printed in white across the chest of a black babydoll (fitted)...
(11/20/10) So many opportunities for "No." So little time. "No." printed in white across the chest of a black babydoll (fitted) shirt. It's like the adult version of Milo Oblong's shirt. Slightly more subtle, but no less true. Shirt of Ultimate Disambiguation meh babydoll tee Enough Social Interaction Babydoll DotCom - I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you.See less
There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty...
(11/20/10) There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Of course if your job description dictates that you have to fix other peoples computers, then there is nothing so frustrating as being forced to do so ;) * "Hey Mark, I don't have a modem and can't connect to the Internet, can you fix this?" * "I removed some of the pins from my monitor cable because it didn't seem to fit right, now it's not working at all...can you fix my computer?" * Hey Sally, Can you fix my Internet, everytime I visit a website it says my host is unknown" 100% cotton black ladies' shirt. Stretchy and fitted, not baggy like the guys' stuff! 'No, I will not fix your computer.' is written in a simple font in white on the front. Note The design on this shirt is smaller than the design on the men's version. 100% combed ringspun cotton, 1X1 rib, 1X1 rib bound collar, 1/2” collar height, self fabric binding on collar, side seamed, tapered...See less
T-Shirt Girl: Thank you for calling [company name redacted]. My name is [T-Shirt Girl]. How may I help you? Gentleman...
(11/20/10) T-Shirt Girl: Thank you for calling [company name redacted]. My name is [T-Shirt Girl]. How may I help you? Gentleman Caller: I'm looking for technical support. T-Shirt Girl: Okay. What seems to be the problem? Gentleman Caller: No, I need [enunciating] tech-ni-cal sup-port. T-Shirt Girl: Right. How can I help you? Gentleman Caller: You're female. T-Shirt Girl: Umhmm. [at this point the gentleman hung up, presumably running away screaming]See less
For fans of the Japanese monster character Domo-kun, here's a great new shirt for you! A high quality 100% cotton...
(11/20/10) For fans of the Japanese monster character Domo-kun, here's a great new shirt for you! A high quality 100% cotton T-shirt features the unmistakable face of Japan's most famous TV spokesmonster. Let everyone know you're a little different - a great item for Domo-kun fans! 100% cotton babydoll tan and brown t-shirt.See less
meh babydoll tee - When indifference and fashion collide.
(11/20/10) meh babydoll tee - When indifference and fashion collide.See less
Face it -- there are so many opportunities in your life for this shirt. We made it just for you, because we feel your...
(11/20/10) Face it -- there are so many opportunities in your life for this shirt. We made it just for you, because we feel your pain, your need to cry out, "DO NOT WANT!" to so many things. Do Not Want is part of our tribute to LOLCats. (And Backstroke of the West... you didn't think we'd forget the origin, did you? Especially if it had to do with Star Wars. Clearly you underestimate us, young Padawan.) Maybe you should get a small for your cat. Cause you know that'd be your cat's sentiment if you tried to make the cat wear it.... We predict that wearing your Do Not Want shirt will come in handy in everyday situations. Salmonella? Do Not Want. Jury summons? Do Not Want. Screaming baby in the seat next to you on the airplane? Do Not Want. Soda on your keyboard? Do Not Want! This charcoal gray t-shirt are made by serious cat with 100% serious thread. We mean cotton. 100% cotton. No idea how serious cat snuck in there. Srsly. White "Do Not Want!" printed in Impact font (or possibly Impactesque...See less
$15.99 - $17.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Slap this shirt on, and parade around the cube farm to display the depth of your powers. Then sit back and watch them...
(11/20/10) Slap this shirt on, and parade around the cube farm to display the depth of your powers. Then sit back and watch them tremble... Actually, this shirt makes us laugh (laugh as in funny ha ha), because it reminds us of the time when Jen accidently changed the root username on one of our ISP's production servers to just 'oot'. I'm afraid she'll never be able to live that one down. I guess we should have made a 'special edition' of this t-shirt with 'slap me senseless, for i am oot' instead just for Jen. Hehe. OK, enough JenTorture - you get the idea. Now get the shirt.See less
RTFM is not having to say you are sorry. RTFM is a big chromatic dragon with bloodshot beady eyes and fangs the size of...
(11/20/10) RTFM is not having to say you are sorry. RTFM is a big chromatic dragon with bloodshot beady eyes and fangs the size of oars. RTFM is me screaming at you as fireballs come out of my mouth to get off your precious no-good tush, march down to the local bookstore or MAN page repository, and get the eff off my back because I'm trying very hard to get some freakin' work done. Jeez.See less
Featuring a bizarre image of a man touching a woman on a train, it warns you to "Beware of Perverts" (Chikan chuui),...
(11/20/10) Featuring a bizarre image of a man touching a woman on a train, it warns you to "Beware of Perverts" (Chikan chuui), with "Dangerous Persons are in this Area" below. A truly bizarre message and image that will cause confusion and funny reactions among Japanese who see it. 100% cotton heavyweight heather grey tshirt.See less
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(11/20/10) Your neighbor has this piece of property which she quite erroneously refers to as a home. It's not a home; it's a swirling vortex of entropy. And since she sleeps like the dead (and has a snoring problem that really needs medical attention), she shouldn't mind you cleaning it. Who wouldn't want to wake up to perfectly organized closets and ironed underthings? So when your roommate floats the idea of sneaking over and shampooing said neighbor's carpet, it seems perfectly logical. Why not? The carpet IS dirty and probably teeming with bacteria. What? He was being sarcastic? How were YOU supposed to know? Maybe he should have been wearing this shirt. This shirt provides a friendly <sarcasm> start tag on the front and a </sarcasm> end tag on the back of a black 100% cotton t-shirt. As if it's going to help.See less
We were always annoyed by those ads for that fast food chain which shall remain nameless in which cows were able to...
(11/20/10) We were always annoyed by those ads for that fast food chain which shall remain nameless in which cows were able to learn the basics of the English language and hold magic markers despite being ungulates but spelling apparently evaded them. And then LOLcats happened, and it's almost the same thing on a grand scale. But not quite. Because, as Anil Dash points out, there is a right way to caption LOLcats and a wrong way, which means they have created their own version of the language -- a kitty pidgin as it were. A new language that's breaking the conventions of the old language and training kids and lovers of cute alike that wrong is okay as long as it's cute. (And, well, cute is persuasive.) So for those who've had enough of the whole LOLcats phenomenon, we present a shirt designed to stop the madness. A 100% cotton, black t-shirt features a pile of dead, white kittens in a little puddle of adorable blood with the caption, "Every time you Can Has, God kills a LOLcat."See less
Unless you exist on the low rung of the skillful ladder of fragging (TM), chances are good that wearing this tshirt will...
(11/20/10) Unless you exist on the low rung of the skillful ladder of fragging (TM), chances are good that wearing this tshirt will testify to your sheer FPS dominance and DM dexterity. For it is you and you alone that controls the fate of those unnamed players unlucky enough to challenge you by entering into your field of view... And with your highly tuned sixth sense, they become the dying and you the undead... 100% cotton heavyweight black tshirt with 'I see fragged people' written beneath a line drawing of a sniper/rifle scope. die, n00b. all your base are belong to us Speaker/Headset Switching Hub Enough Social InteractionSee less
If you happen to be wearing this shirt in the same room as a giant n00b that is angry with you and who has more muscles...
(11/20/10) If you happen to be wearing this shirt in the same room as a giant n00b that is angry with you and who has more muscles in his pinky than dendrites in his frontal lobe, just tell him you are German. And that the shirt doesn't say die as in 'death'. It says die as in German for 'the'. He'll have a dizzying look on his face while the thick sludge of neurons within his cranial cavity attempts to process what you just said. At this point, just hide behind the nearest obstruction. n00bs typically haven't fully developed the stage of object permanence yet and so he will think you simply disappeared. Easy as pi... 100% cotton black heavyweight t-shirt with the simple phrase "die, n00b." written on front in white. If you are a n00b and reading this sentence, don't take it too seriously, instead take it personally, then buy this shirt, wear it proudly, and become a living oxymoron. Or just a moron. Or both! Ouch. ThinkGeek is being mean. I see fragged people. w00t! Pertelian External LCD...See less
Has net culture become so baseless that we can get so damned excited about an obscure and outdated phrase from a captain...
(11/20/10) Has net culture become so baseless that we can get so damned excited about an obscure and outdated phrase from a captain and the mysterious Cats? To answer, I'll refer you to a famous Maxim, circa A.D. 2101..."You have no chance to survive make your time". Your choice of either black or navy shirts with yellow text (in a simple early 80's style terminal font) on front and back. The phrase "all your base are belong to us" is in the front, and "somebody set up us the bomb" on the back with a smallish pixelated bomb. Get ziggy with it. (not literally! as i n, you don't 'get a ziggy' with it.) But 'get ziggy with it' as in 'all your base are belong to us'. Umkay? Umkay.See less
We challenge anybody who's plunked down the big bucks for a nice LCD monitor, TV or PSP not to cry out in terror if they...
(11/20/10) We challenge anybody who's plunked down the big bucks for a nice LCD monitor, TV or PSP not to cry out in terror if they see the dreaded dead pixel. It's a horror that we wouldn't want to experience, no matter how few there might be. We're shuddering just thinking about it. ugh... Black like a dead pixel, this shirt is 100% heavyweight cotton with "I see dead pixels" printed in white with a few randomly deceased pixels. Scary, ain't it? I see dumb people. #000000 On Black I void warranties Come to the Dark SideSee less
Once upon a time, there was this guy we knew. His name was Billy.* Billy was a fun guy, liked to hang out and stuff....
(11/20/10) Once upon a time, there was this guy we knew. His name was Billy.* Billy was a fun guy, liked to hang out and stuff. Then one day, something happened which changed Billy's life forever. He was IMing with some friends when he read a very funny joke. He typed "LMAO" as a response, but then it really fell off. It's true: Billy L'ed so hard his A fell O. And now Billy's life is much more difficult. He can't sit in chairs properly. When he shops for pants, he always has to ask if the store has an A-less department. And just forget about going swimming. It's such a difficult life. We try and help him as much as we can. Sometimes, though, we L behind his back. His A-less back. *Not his real name.See less
As seen on The IT Crowd! Don't you hate it when you are at the local computer shop talking to one of your friends about...
(11/20/10) As seen on The IT Crowd! Don't you hate it when you are at the local computer shop talking to one of your friends about the subtle benefits of DDR memory when some ignoramus walks up to you and starts asking you which aisle the Internet is on? Or maybe he says something like, 'how do i watch the latest movies on my MP3 player?' If you didn't have this t-shirt, you would have to waste valuable breath telling this guy to bug off and find another hole to crawl in.. This shirt also works well when you are at the office playing Quake or Counterstrike instead of working on those TPS reports. Dunno what i'm even doing writing this little description here seeing as how I don't work here either. Oh Well. Heavyweight 100% cotton black t-shirt with phrase 'I don't work here' on the front and center.See less
As seen on The IT Crowd! Most people would think that the ability to tell a kernel hacker from the village idiot is a...
(11/20/10) As seen on The IT Crowd! Most people would think that the ability to tell a kernel hacker from the village idiot is a valuable trait to have. Sometimes though, we wish that it wasn't quite so easy to see the morons around us. What a blissful life we would lead if we weren't constantly surrounded by throngs of the intellectually challenged. How joyful the day would be if we didn't have to deal with questions, problems, complaints and rants from the everyday idiots, dullards and blockheads of this world. Call it a gift, call it a curse, but no matter how hard we try not to, we see dumb people. Lots of 'em. 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase "I see dumb people" printed front and center in white ink. You are dumb v2.0 No, I will not fix your computer The Ultimate InequationSee less
Dividing by zero is baaad mojo. You don't want to try it. If you get it to work, it assures you're well on your way to...
(11/20/10) Dividing by zero is baaad mojo. You don't want to try it. If you get it to work, it assures you're well on your way to Crazy Town. Well, honestly, if you get it to work you're already there. You may even be the mayor. Check foursquare. At least in the Soviet Russia version, zero divided by you isn't a mathematical impossibility. Unless you're zero. But we know you. You're one of our customers. You're something to us, which means you can't be zero. In fact, we'd go so far as to say that you're positive. However, you are about to be divided by zero. Brace yourself. Black shirt with the words "In Soviet Russia, zero divides by you!" printed large in red.See less
(11/20/10) You know, we can never find the first aid kit around the ThinkGeek offices when we need it. And when you think about it, that and a good fire extinguisher are pretty much the two requirements in an office where you fabricate flying R/C objects, solder assorted circuits, and evaluate various types of knives. Okay. First aid kit, fire extinguisher, and a lot of PowerSquids. But we digress. First aid. Hard to locate when you need it. If we each wore a medkit on our backs, we'd never have trouble finding bandaids and burn cream. Problem solved. Medkit printed in red and white on the back of a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.See less
The six major components of the LHC are printed in off-white around the bottom of this shirt, which is a 100% cotton...
(11/20/10) The six major components of the LHC are printed in off-white around the bottom of this shirt, which is a 100% cotton t-shirt in blue dusk. See below for full text. Text on the shirt (clockwise from the wearer's left hip): * LHCb Large Hadron Collider beauty Records the decay of B mesons. Hey! Where'd all the antimatter go? Ferney-Voltaire, France * ATLAS A Toroidal LHC ApparatuS Detects the broadest possible range of signals. Mmm. Magnetic doughnut. LCHf Large Hadron Collider forward Analyzes the energy and number of neutral pions produced. Cosmic rays! Pew pew pew! Meyrin, Switzerland * ALICE A Large Ion Collider Experiment Studies heavy ion collision. Quark-Gluon Plasma Donation TODAY! Saint-Genis-Pouilly, France * CMS (on the back) Compact Muon Solenoid Contains the world's largest silicon detector. "Compact" is relative. TOTEM TOTal Elastic and diffractive cross section Measurement Measures the size of protons and monitors luminosity. Anybody seen the Higgs boson? Anybody? Cessy,...See less
This is a shirt with a Linux cheat sheet printed upside-down, so you can glance down at it while hacking. Aimed at the...
(11/20/10) This is a shirt with a Linux cheat sheet printed upside-down, so you can glance down at it while hacking. Aimed at the non-guru, it's mainly an overview of useful programs and in some cases handy arguments, and includes a guide to regular expressions. We recommend wearing this to any Linux job interview that involves a test. You can check out how observant they are, and also what their sense of humor is like. We also recommend bringing a change of clothes, in case they make you take it off. Assorted Linux commands in white on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.See less
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Congratulations! We're glad you're ready to fight for zombie rights. This article outlines some of the steps involved...
(11/20/10) Congratulations! We're glad you're ready to fight for zombie rights. This article outlines some of the steps involved and the associated pitfalls to avoid when planning a successful zombie gathering. Leadership. As you know, it is vital that some of the living remain in positions of leadership in the organization to provide the necessary motivation and thought-process behind running a large organization. Although, for consistency, you probably want your highest official to be a zombie in order to have him speak incoherently at corporate meetings and drool convincingly in discussions with politicians. However, leadership at the event should be an intelligent human, sympathetic to zombie rights. As the event coordinator, this human can provide guidance via a megaphone and also serves as a rallying point around which zombies will gather. Occasionally this "gathering" leads to "dismemberment" so you want to ensure that your event coordinator is expendable. This position fits nicely for...See less
$15.99 - $16.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Staying healthy is the key to keeping yourself alive. Video game characters know this all too well. When your red heart...
(11/20/10) Staying healthy is the key to keeping yourself alive. Video game characters know this all too well. When your red heart gauge reaches zero... you die. For non-bitmap humans like you this is more of a challenge. But luckily after extensive study at ThinkGeek labs we've determined that people feel best when they are in close proximity to something that they adore. Don't understand? Well luckily for you we've created this amazing 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt to illustrate. Buy one of these glowing shirts for yourself, and gift one to your significant other (boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, fembot 2000...). During your normal activities two and a half pixelated hearts will light up on your shirt. Hey... you're depressed and in need of a recharge. But get within hugging distance of your significant other wearing the matching shirt and suddenly the hearts on both of your shirts start to light up until you're fully powered up. Go too far astray from the source of your affections and you'll drop...See less
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