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If you don't get it, you probably don't have it. Here is one way to get it, and here is another. "Got Root?" in white on a black background.

If you don't get it, you probably don't have it. Here is one way to get it, and here is another. "Got Root?" in white on a black background. See less

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Linux - This fine Linux tee (with the lovely Tux logo on the back) will mesmerize you with its subtle mirror like essence...

Linux - This fine Linux tee (with the lovely Tux logo on the back) will mesmerize you with its subtle mirror like essence... See less

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So you are playing around with some shell scripts and all of a sudden you have this insatiable desire (aren't *all* desires insatiable?) to throw down a tall cool one. But you are stuck in the central nerve center of your netop late friday night... See more

So you are playing around with some shell scripts and all of a sudden you have this insatiable desire (aren't *all* desires insatiable?) to throw down a tall cool one. But you are stuck in the central nerve center of your netop late friday night (early saturday morn), knee deep in a tangle of fiber and switches, far far away from the nearest hop-stocked fridge or pub...or so you thought... Just 'cd' into the nearest /pub and use your favorite paging util to down a few and you'll feel right as rain... Leaf-colored shirt (greenish-blue, i mean bluish-green) shirt with a shell prompt and 'cd /pub' and 'more beer' written in white. See less

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Tell Them How You Really Feel There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Of course if your job description dictates that you have to fix other peoples... See more

Tell Them How You Really Feel There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Of course if your job description dictates that you have to fix other peoples computers, then there is nothing so frustrating as being forced to do so ;) See less

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Vent Those Luser Frustrations, SQL Style Too bad you cant use SQL queries in the real world. We suppose it's also too bad that reality (whatever that is) doesn't have a command line mode. Or does it? And if it did, would we also have access to... See more

Vent Those Luser Frustrations, SQL Style Too bad you cant use SQL queries in the real world. We suppose it's also too bad that reality (whatever that is) doesn't have a command line mode. Or does it? And if it did, would we also have access to replication from this all encompassing command line? Go find out. We have already, right ThinkGeek? 'Yes ThinkGeek, we have already'. Black tshirt with the following SQL query written in white on front "SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0". Unfortunately, zero rows are then returned....uh oh. And hey! there is no freakin semi-colon at the end of this query because not everybody under the sun uses the same database with the same console/shell - and there is more than one way to skin a cat. Umkay? Umkay. See less

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To Label Me Is To Negate Me At least that's what Wittgenstein thought. But what do philosophers know? Very little in relating to the real world it turns out. But then what is real? The spoon? Thoughts? 42? That's why they invented books. Go read them... See more

To Label Me Is To Negate Me At least that's what Wittgenstein thought. But what do philosophers know? Very little in relating to the real world it turns out. But then what is real? The spoon? Thoughts? 42? That's why they invented books. Go read them and decide for yourself. We are just trying to describe a t-shirt here. Jeez. 'geek.' - you either are or aren't. Be proud either way. 100% cotton heavyweight navy blue t-shirt with the phrase 'geek.' written in a simple font front and center. See less

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Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don this fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those... See more

Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don this fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null. Black high-quality heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase 'There's no place like 127.0.0.1' written front and center in white. See less

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Did he just say 'making fuck'? The tour that shook the world is revisited on the new Berzerker Tour Shirts. As worn by Jay in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and based on themes originally seen in Clerks, Berzerker features a two-color screenprinted... See more

Did he just say 'making fuck'? The tour that shook the world is revisited on the new Berzerker Tour Shirts. As worn by Jay in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and based on themes originally seen in Clerks, Berzerker features a two-color screenprinted design on both the front & back of a black 100% cotton shirt. Check it out and become part of the event of the summer!! The front features a photo of Olaf and the words 'Berserker' underneath. The back features the words 'F*ck Your Yankee Blue Jeans' and lists World Tour dates. T-Shirt Size Chart berserkertshirtm$21.95Size: M See less

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Just one of the many great pieces of wardrobe in Randal's printed t-shirt collection, the 'Count Cockula' shirt features an image of the presumably homosexual count with the words, "I Vant To Suck Your Pud' These high quality t-shirts feature the... See more

Just one of the many great pieces of wardrobe in Randal's printed t-shirt collection, the 'Count Cockula' shirt features an image of the presumably homosexual count with the words, "I Vant To Suck Your Pud' These high quality t-shirts feature the image expertly screenprinted on a 100% heavyweight white cotton t-shirt. As seen in 'Clerks II' T-Shirt Size Chart cockulam$18.00Size: Medium See less

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This t-shirt features the official 'Clerks II' letter collage logo screenprinted on a 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt. Available sizes M - XXXL T-Shirt Size Chart clerks2shirtm$17.99Size: Medium

This t-shirt features the official 'Clerks II' letter collage logo screenprinted on a 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt. Available sizes M - XXXL T-Shirt Size Chart clerks2shirtm$17.99Size: Medium See less