Beauty Queens
Have you guys read Beauty Queens by Libba Bray yet? It’s the story of a group of the Miss Teen Dream pageant contestants who crash on a desert island where some really weird things go on…sort of like Lost meets Miss Teen USA. Anyway, it’s equal parts satire, feminist manifesto, social commentary, and hilarious read. I highly recommend it. Kaboodle book club, anyone?
Anyway, I’m flipping through the book at the moment, and I’m sorry that I can’t find the exact line, but one of the characters, in a life or death battle situation, begins applying lipgloss. Another character asks her what she’s doing, and she says something along the lines of “I’m putting on my armor.” (Many apologies to Libba for my liberty-taking.) When I read that line the first time, I instantly stopped feeling a lifelong guilt for preferring to face the world with mascara and a touch of foundation.
In that moment, I realized something about myself. When I feel like I look my best, I feel free. When I don’t have to think about the redness around my nose, I can speak confidently. When my eyebrows are groomed, I behave in a much more carefree way. For me, it’s incredibly liberating to put my best face forward. I no longer feel vain when I reapply lipstick in the middle of the day. Au contraire, I feel together and ready to take on the world. That’s not to say a chipped nail can break me down. Everyone’s armor gets a bit dinged up in battle.
I learn a lot about myself by reading books for people half my age. So what if my personal empowerment begins with a tube of lipstick and a manicure. I can take on anything with a mere powderpuff. Finding that out from an excellent young adult book makes me uniquely me. Thanks to Libba Bray’s Beauty Queens for helping me realize that’s okay.
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