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Have you heard of Genpets?

Nov 5, 2008

Unpackage your Genpet and unpackage a world  of possibilities.

Say Hello to the all New Genpets™ from Bio.Genica!
The Genpets™ are Pre-Packaged, Bioengineered pets implemented today!

That’s right, Genpets are not toys or robots. They are living,

breathing genetic animals. We use a process called

"Zygote Micro Injection" which is quickly becoming a favorable method to combine DNA, or to insert certain proteins from different species. Most notably it was used in 1997 to splice mice with bioluminescent jellyfish and has since been used to create glowing rabbits, pigs, fish, and monkeys . Since then, human DNA has been injected into rabbits, chimpanzees, spider DNA into sheep, and now, Genpets have arrived!

Read National Geographic's site for more information on human animal hybrids . We’ve gone one step further by packaging the Genpets™ into plastic packages unlike any other. Each Genpet™ package has a fully functional heart rate monitor and Fresh Strip to better gauge the state of each pet while it lies in its hibernation state. .
The Genpets™ come in 2 base configurations, a 1-year model, and 3-year model. From there we’ve broken it down even further. While each Genpet may look the same, really they aren’t. Each Genpet™ comes with a color-coded personality. For example, a child that wishes to have a Genpet™ that is very energetic would choose a Red Genpet™ . Engineered DNA, engineered personalities, and engineered lifespan, it doesn’t come any better than that. Bio-Genica has you covered on all bases. Just leave the details to us.

In the Packages

As you’ve noticed, each Genpet™ comes pre-packaged as a fully self-contained unit. This packaging is part of what truly separates the Genpets™ from every other product on the market today. Each package has an embedded microchip that monitors and controls the state of the Genpet while it is asleep waiting for you to take it home. Better yet, it displays the status of the Genpet™ with a Fresh Strip, as well as a fully working heart monitor in the top right of the package.

Out of the packages,

Genpets™ have limited mobility. Like dolls, puppies or human babies, they must be looked after and cared for. Upon waking from its dormant state the Genpet™ will immediately bond or imprint to your child.

The Genpet™ line-up

pulls its basis from a natural stage of evolution in the market. Dolls and robotic toys quickly become tiresome, while traditional pets require a high level of upkeep. Genpets™ however, learn and adapt . They are living pets, but better, modified to be as reliable, dependable and efficient as any other technology we use in our busy lives.

01.
Genpet™

The Only Bioengineered Buddy. Available in 7 different personality types.

02.
Color Coding

Each personality type of the Genpets has been linked to its respective color, and that color is then used as a base for each package.

03.
Heart Monitor

Each package has a built in low cost heart monitor that is fully functional, with green LED lights and built in speaker.

04.
Fresh Strip

Every single package includes an easy to use "fresh gauge". Four simple blue LED lights display the status of the Genpet™. The display will also display if the Genpet™ has been sitting on the store shelf too long, or if the package circuitry has malfunctioned in some way.

05.
Bio-Genica IV System

While the Genpets hang on the store shelves they are in a form of hibernation. Each Genpet™ package has a special nutrient feeding tube attached to it, supplying our specially formulated mix and keeping them healthy and asleep.

06.
Genpet™ Restraints

Restraining the pets in their packaging ensures no damage to the product, as well as allowing for optimal consumer viewing.

(*Genpet™ life may vary depending on temperature and Genpet ™ freshness)

Your pet, your way — Genpets™ Series 01

are mass produced Bio-engineered pets implemented today. Each pet comes pre-packaged as a fully self-contained unit. Genpets™ learn and adapt. They are fully living pets, but better, modified to be as reliable, dependable and efficient as any other 'technology' we use in our busy lives.

Feature Advancements

take Genpets™ beyond any other commercial product available today. Color Coding, Fresh Strips, Heart Monitors, Stasis Mode, embedded LCD displays, microchips, as well as the Genpets Network™ are some of the exciting ways we’re doing this.


Bioengineered Pet

Allergen Free

Child Safe

Low Maintenance

Never Before Seen Packaging


Package

Fresh Strip

Heart Monitor

Embedded microchip

Bio-Genica IV System

Mobile power unit

LCD Screen (on Genpets LCD™)

Sound

Low audible noise

Life-span

1 or 3 years*

Accessories

(incl)

Collar

Legal notes

Disclaimer

Care unit

Care instructions




My Questions:

1.) Do you have any ethical problems with mass produced bio engineered pets?

2.) What do you think PETA would do if this came to the USA?


Find out the truth here:
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/genpets.asp

Comments (34)

omg . thank you my bff but it looks so ugly, hahaha

Hmmm... looks like this might be a hoax: http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/genpets.asp

cool

Ugly. Reminds me of evil gremlins.

Imagine if these things were real.. And you walk into someone's home to be greeted by one of these things.. How crazy would that be!

Oh my gosh. Ugh, weird.

THIS IS THE WEIREST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! IT LOOKS LIKE A PLASTIC AILEN THAT TALKS! BUT GREAT AND INTRESTING BLOGAZINE!

this is totally disgusting! i can't believe you even found this somewhere. ugh. ugh. *puke*

First I have to thank lisa_kate for puking for me. :)
Second I have to say that you have a knack for finding it ALL. :D
Gross and disgusting is the last thing I'll say. OMG!!!

interesting topic for first blog :) ethically, i'm not happy about the prospect (did read the snopes that said it was not real and breathed a sigh of relief). besides, weren't the completely inanimate plastic troll dolls from 15 yrs ago ugly enough?

If this were to come to fruition, i can just hear the tag line "some how, some
where, something went horribly wrong..." while hordes of genpets rampage on the horizon

These will give me nightmares for life.

Way too creepy looking. Even if this was for real - they shouldn't mess with mother nature that way.

Congratulations on your first blog...you got me thinking...Redefining Nature? I dont think so!

Never heard of them, but, cute.

Wow! That's just totally crazy....and a bit scary. Cool first blog though!

OMg...that's just FREAKY!!

thats neat...but kinda creepy actually

omg, when i first read this (before seeing that it wasn't true) it seriously creeped me out.
it was like a sci-fi- movie!!
AND THEY ALL MALFUNCTIONED AND TOOK OVER THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmmm, cool, but a bit creepy!
kay, your queations,
1. nope not really, but i am afread theyde attack me!
2. hmmm... i think theyd probably be upset about it, they are very sensitive people! =]

are you serious?! This can't be real

that is so ugly and scary looking!!! i am so glad its fake!!!

I saw this, too, a few months ago, but the site i read it on (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/post_53.php) made it obvious that it was fake.

Apparently, the site was created purposely to create a discussion on the ethics of bioengineering- much like the one we're having here!

Kudos!

omg how strange!..
technology is outta control these days lol

WOH!!! Thats kool & wierd at the same time!!! butt wouldnt they sell those things @@ the pet store or @ like target??idk?!! Butt i want one!!!!

Wow ~ I have never seen these before!

At frist I thought you whe telling the thruth.

WHAT THE (S)HELL IS IT!!!!

I agree with Wendy. As a PETA member, I am disgusted
that this has even a "product." It goes against all the laws of nature,
and as a Christian, I just can't believe it.

WTF is this?? A pet? Looks like a premature baby to me... Strange shit out there nowdays...

Personally this creeps me out. Aren't there enough pets already in the world that need a good home. Why do we need genetically engineered ones. Plus its really weird Thanks for the post though, I had not heard about this before.

FREAKY LOOKING, but i kinda want one

This has got 2 b 1 of the strangest things I've seen. Does anyone actually own one??I'd love to hear more about keeping something like this. I'm attracted 2 out of the ordinary type things.. It's cool if it's real!

I love it that an artist came up with this to get the general public thinking about the concept of bioengineering and how they would feel about where that science would lead us. That's very smart art. Love it. (and if it were real it would probably scare the shit out of me and make me never want to leave my house. Ugh..)

They are sooo ugly and creepy and they remind me of Gremlins!

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