Admit it. You're not catholic neither are you Irish. (Some of you). I'm not. Yet I celebrate St. Patty's day like everyone else.
Coz I'm a drunk like you and you and you and you. :D
Not very drunk though. I only drink on special occassions, like St. Patty's day, my birthday, my friends birthday, that day I thought was a holiday, and that day I decided to make a holiday so I can drink. :D

So. If you like drinking games and have no idea what game to play, watch Beerfest to get some awesome ideas. If you don't have the DVD or your local Blockbusters don't have it, let me know. I will provide you with a link to the movie. For free. After all, it's for St. Patty's day, it's all in good fun. :D

But if you don't like running around or mingling with your friends (Maybe you don't have friends, I dunno. I don't judge.) but still want to make your beer drinking experience memorable. Watch a movie (preferably something that has a lot of repetative crap in it) and drink everytime someone does something or say something. Right? Right. For example, the movie The Boondock Saints. Everytime Rocco says the F word. Chug (or sip if you're a wussie). There is a part in the movie though where instant refills are crucial. Just you wait and see.
And one of my favorites, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back. Everytime someone says the F word, chug. Before the movie is even over, you would be passed out or have suffered alcohol poisoning by then.

So. Drink responsibly. And stay away from swimming pools (Intoxication sometimes makes us forget how to swim, I learned the hard way).

And please, no shaving cats. :D