I Don't Need No Stinkin' iPhone
Aug 6, 2009
in Gadgets and Gizmos
Like this post? Follow my blog at
http://jtdelivers.blogspot.comDo you struggle daily trying to
decide whether or not to buy an iPhone? Sure it's packed with fun,
features and free (or low-priced) apps. It's so sleek and pretty.
Besides, all the cool kids are doing it.
It's
a tough choice. You want to make the leap but you're happy with your
current network provider. And by "happy", I mean "locked into a 2-year
contract", of course. If you break the contract, you only have to pay a
small fee of 18-million dollars.
I
have had the same struggles. I've spent many sleepless nights obsessing
over my friends' and their constant connectivity. This phenomenon, also
known as iPhone envy, can be debilitating and cause serious self-esteem
issues. I feel like an outsider when everyone is all like, "OMG - this app is the best!" and "LOL! This video is so funny!" (For real, they talk like that).
Worry no longer, you pathetic iPhone-less losers!!! Your prayers have been answered. I give you the iPod Touch Modification Pack. If you have an iPod
Touch and a phone, all you need to do is purchase one of my handy
modification packs for the low low discount price of $350 and VIOLA!
you have a handy 2-in-1 device. Your iPhoney friends will be so very jealous!
Velcro straps come in a variety of fashion colors. (Tyvek wraps and Duct Tape are also available in a variety of colors for an additional fee).
All the functionality of the iPhone without the cost or the hassle of switching carriers!


Disclaimer: iPod
Touch and phone not included. Some users may experience inability to
connect to networked application when out of range of free WiFi. Modification kit will not allow your iPod Touch to connect to your cell network. Some
users may not be able to open/close their phones. You may experience
limited use of the touch screen and/or keys on your telephone,
especially when attempting to dial number containing 7,8,9 or 0. iPod Touch Modification Kit Co. and its affiliates are not responsible for damages to your phone and/or iPod Touch if it slips out of these flimsy restraints. No substitution, exchanges or refunds.
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