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Jan 22, 2010

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f I were a month, I would be: A brisk California October

If I were a time of the day, I’d be: 5:00 AM

If I were a planet, I would be: Venus, for all the ladies...

If I were a sea animal, I would be: A manatee

If I were a direction, I would be: West

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A big comfortable recliner.

If I were a liquid, I would be: WATER

If I were a gemstone, I would be: I have no idea.

If I were a tree, I would be: Big and covered in moss.

If I were a tool, I would be: Some guy from "Jersey Shore"

If I were a flower, I would be a:

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Overcast

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Trumpet. Loud.

If I were a color, I would be: Caucasian

If I were an emotion, I would be: Happy, duh.

If I were a fruit, I would be: A cherry. I decided to go the politically correct direction on that one.

If I were a sound, I would be: Loud

If I were an element, I would be: Hydrogen and Oxygen

If I were a car, I would be: I dunno, some big, crappy, hairy domestic suv probably.

If I were a food, I would be: Sausage, because sausage rules.

If I were a place, I would be: An amusement park?

If I were a material, I would be: Burlap.

If I were a taste, I would be: Stinky cheese, overwhelming.

If I were a scent, I would be: Man.

If I were an animal, I would be: A HIPPO!!

If I were an object, I would be: A soccer ball.

If I were a body part, I would be: heyo

If I were a facial expression, I would be: :-)

If I were a pair of shoes, I would be: Comfortable

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Comments (15)

OMG, you'd be sausage and not bacon?!?!?! Report Spam Posted by lamerchick at 9:10 AM on 01/22/10
I absolutely love sausage. Bacon is delicious, but sausage rules. Report Spam Posted by kabroskie at 9:17 AM on 01/22/10
i have to agree, sausage is quite amazing. Report Spam Posted by t33n0rz at 9:27 AM on 01/22/10
Ok, I seriously burst out laughing at "If I were a tool I'd be: Some guy from "Jersey Shore"." Report Spam Posted by gregsgal at 10:02 AM on 01/22/10
And I so love that picture. It makes me smile. Report Spam Posted by gregsgal at 10:03 AM on 01/22/10
I'm so glad you used this pic although I obviously suck at making a "talk bubble". You and Lara have it perfected. =)If I were a tool and If I were a smell made me laugh out loud. Good stuff! Report Spam Posted by weslee at 10:10 AM on 01/22/10
I disagree, @weslee, your speech bubble is awesome. I guess @triplyksis has the ultimate decision on what is a good speech bubble, but i'm pretty sure she'd approve of anyones :-) Report Spam Posted by kabroskie at 11:37 AM on 01/22/10
What kind of sausage and also what shape? I think your answers are great because they are definitely descriptive of you :) Report Spam Posted by naominh at 11:43 AM on 01/22/10
All sausage, especially italian sausage! Report Spam Posted by kabroskie at 12:50 PM on 01/22/10
I love how much these show about a person! Sausage totally rules, btw. =D Report Spam Posted by lynnie482 at 5:58 PM on 01/22/10
All of these made me laugh. :) Report Spam Posted by anna_panda at 6:43 PM on 01/22/10
A hippo!!! I was going to say that... but I feel bad enough about the recent weight gain as it is... lol Report Spam Posted by betsy2you at 12:14 AM on 01/28/10
i always wonder what made hippos your favorite animal. cool blog Report Spam Posted by paws72 at 12:33 AM on 01/28/10
Good question, Paws, I'm not too sure. I just always have liked them. They're big and funny lookin I guess, hahah Report Spam Posted by kabroskie at 12:41 AM on 01/28/10
@kabroskie: And they have an entire game revolving around them! Report Spam Posted by gregsgal at 7:20 AM on 01/28/10