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Kaboodle - My One True Love

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Wife: Kaboodle

How did it all begin? 
It was all happened so fast.  @Cristina told me she had a friend I needed to meet, I checked her out, and it was love at first sight.

Where did you meet? 
Oddly enough, on the internet.

When did you meet? 
December 6th 2008

Was it love at first sight? 
Sort of a mix between love and lust, honestly.  I knew she wanted me, so that sort of helped.

how old were you both? 
I was 22, she was just 4 years old.

When did you have your first kiss? 
I don't recall.

Where was your first date? 
We had a cyber date on the night of the 6th.  Nothing big, just a few uploads and stuff.
 
How long until you met the parents? 
I still haven't met @marrc.

When was it official? 
January 4th 2009

The good
Whats your happiest memory of her? 
All the times she's been here for me over the years.

Whats the sweetest thing he has ever done for you? 
Stayed up all night and let me use her, even after I was drinking.  She hasn't even crashed once.

Does she buy you lots of gifts? 
Yes, t-shirts, moleskines, sharpies, necklaces... I love them all

Whats your favorite thing to do together? 
We like to look around on Etsy for crazy/funny things and giggle to ourselves long into the night.

When did you know you were falling in love? 
When I would wake up in the middle of the night for ideas for lists.

Who said I love you first? 
She did.

Is it true love?
Absolutely.

How do you know this? 
She's always here for me, never minds if I casually browse her, and is so forgiving when I forget to check on her for a few days.

The bad
Whats her worst habit? 
She sucks up a ton of my time.

What annoys you about her? 
She's constantly nagging me to look at styleboards and lists and stuff.

Has she ever hurt you badly? 
Not really.

Would she ever cheat? 
I have my suspicions that she's seeing some other people...

Has she ever cheated? 
Although I'm suspicious, I don't think so.

Do you trust her? 
Yes.

The ugly
Best facial feature? 
Sparkly new top navigation bar.

Favorite part of his body? 
The back-end, definitely.  It's always so tidy and runs smoothly.

Hair colour? 
Sort of a line of teal and a line of grey.

What does he smell of? 
Internets.

Whats she wearing when you picture her in your head? 
Nothing ;-)

Intimacy
How do you feel when she holds you? 
Safe

How do you feel when you fall asleep and wake up in her arms? 
Usually a bit hung over, and my neck hurts from laying on my desk.

How does it feel when she touches you? 
It's a bit cold, she can be a bit robotic at times, but I know she means well.

Does his touch give you goose bumps? 
On occasion.

Does she kiss your neck? 
Not really.

Your tummy? 
No.

Your forehead? 
Only when I'm down.

Deep and meaningfull
Could you be without her? 
Definitely not.  Every time I'm away I feel guilty, but she's always happy to have me back.

Do you think about her constantly when your apart? 
Yes, absolutely.

How long have you been together? 
Over a year now.

Can you see a future together? 
Totally, I'm thinking about proposing.

Would you like to get married? 
Yes

Have children? 
She told me she's not looking for kids at this point.

Where can you see your relationship in a years time? 
Like now, only better.

5 years time?
Hopefully married, and both making good money so we can move somewhere nice.

Do you know there is definitely no-one better out there for you? 
I'm sure of it.

How do you know this? 
Twitter is just so fleeting, facebook is too much of a whore... but kaboodle is here for me.

Are you scared she might find someone better? 
It's always possible, I know she's close with @mikhail, but I don't think anything will come of it.

Is she your best friend as well as your lover? 
Totally

Does she come first over everyone else in your life? 
A close 30th.

Would you die for him? 
I wouldn't.

On a lighter note
Whats the funniest thing you have ever done together? 
Drank a ton of beer and commented on peoples lists long into the night.

Say something that only you two understand 
"MMM... Making lists..."

Do you have nick names for each other? 
"The 'Boodle."

Does she make you laugh? 
Yes, frequently.

Do you wrestle? 
No, she's a bit fragile.

Is she tickelish? 
Nope.
 
Are you? 
I think so.

Lasts
Time you saw him? 
Right now.

Kissed her? 
same as above.

Spoke to her? in person
It's been a while, we've got sort of an online relationship going on.

The last text she sent you?
Never, she's not into texts. Emails, yes, but not texts.
 
When will you
See her again?
Later today.

Speak to her again?
When she's taking too long to load my inbox.

Tell him you love her again?
Right now

Have you ever
Spent the night together?
Totally.

Celebrated a holiday together?
Yep, almost every holiday together.

Met his parents?
Some of them.

Made him cry?
Not that I know of.

Done anything spontaneous together?
Yeah, sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night, pour a glass of red wine, and totally browse her up and down until the early morning.
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Comments (51)

  • HA! Back off my woman! Report Spam Posted by kristi7 at 11:47 AM on 01/28/10

  • LOL. Literally made me crack up. I especially love: "Done anything spontaneous together? Yeah, sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night, pour a glass of red wine, and totally browse her up and down until the early morning." Report Spam Posted by mamor at 11:49 AM on 01/28/10

  • LMFAO!!! Too funny! :) All except this part, which rings too close to home "Speak to her again? When she's taking too long to load my inbox." Although you even made that funny. Report Spam Posted by lamerchick at 11:53 AM on 01/28/10

  • hahaha! oh, lord. you are one funny guy!my favorite: "Twitter is just so fleeting, facebook is too much of a whore... but kaboodle is here for me." Report Spam Posted by anna_panda at 11:55 AM on 01/28/10

  • I am dying. Been LOLing for at least 15 minutes. Report Spam Posted by stellastylista at 12:01 PM on 01/28/10

  • This was awesome. She is a great girl, but I hate to break it to you, she has been seeing other people. Girls, even. I'm one of them. I guess I can share, though. Just cuz you're so awesome. Can't believe you haven't met her parents. I met @marrc! Guess she's more serious about me. Though not sure she could resist that poptart ring. Especially if you give it to her while wearing the brief jerky. Report Spam Posted by agauthier79 at 12:03 PM on 01/28/10

  • Can't stop laughing. Report Spam Posted by triplyksis at 12:07 PM on 01/28/10

  • Well, I hate to brag, @agauthier79, but I really know how to push her buttons, so I think she'll come crawling back to me one of these days. Report Spam Posted by kabroskie at 12:10 PM on 01/28/10

  • Best. Post. Ever. Haha! Report Spam Posted by jinnyjinn at 12:13 PM on 01/28/10

  • This totally made my day! I can't stop laughing:) Report Spam Posted by naominh at 12:17 PM on 01/28/10

  • @kabroskie: It's things like this that make you one of my favorite people here on K. You are too awesome! Report Spam Posted by gregsgal at 12:25 PM on 01/28/10

  • Ohhhh SNAP! You totally burned me. *shamed* :D Report Spam Posted by agauthier79 at 12:42 PM on 01/28/10

  • This is too funny! Report Spam Posted by x0xsharicex0x at 12:53 PM on 01/28/10

  • amazing ;) Report Spam Posted by t33n0rz at 12:56 PM on 01/28/10

  • HAHA. This is so clever! Report Spam Posted by maye_ at 12:59 PM on 01/28/10

  • @kabroskie you are awesome! Report Spam Posted by knoxygal at 1:00 PM on 01/28/10

  • I want to see you wearing the Kaboodle necklace. ;-) Report Spam Posted by lynnie482 at 1:10 PM on 01/28/10

  • THIS WEDDING IS CANCELED. Report Spam Posted by mikhail at 3:05 PM on 01/28/10

  • @lynnie482 Ha, ha! There's a very creepy picture of that that exists. :) Report Spam Posted by cristina at 3:24 PM on 01/28/10

  • The funnest Kaboodle post ever..... Report Spam Posted by marrc at 4:02 PM on 01/28/10

  • I take complete responsibility for this blessed union. Report Spam Posted by cristina at 4:39 PM on 01/28/10

  • BEST> BLOG POST> EVER. Report Spam Posted by toshiba1 at 4:43 PM on 01/28/10

  • amazing. absolutely amazing. Report Spam Posted by misee at 6:23 PM on 01/28/10

  • AHAHAAHAH! love this!this serious is the best post ever! Report Spam Posted by amysocoolx3 at 7:33 PM on 01/28/10

  • BAHAHA.! This is such a clever and one of the best post i've seen! :D Report Spam Posted by crazyemm at 7:47 PM on 01/28/10

  • Holy crap, you are totally awesome! I LMAO'd through this whole thing. Haha Thanks for making my day! Report Spam Posted by adri_ba_dadri at 8:30 PM on 01/28/10

  • Classic. Report Spam Posted by weslee at 8:46 PM on 01/28/10

  • Love it!!! But sorry to say that the love of your life is two-timing you.... BIG TIME!!! Report Spam Posted by sasha_d at 9:35 PM on 01/28/10

  • Sure glad to know you! Your sense of humor and joy is contagious!! Report Spam Posted by paws72 at 10:35 PM on 01/28/10

  • Oh god you crack me up!! This is just too good! I enjoyed ever answer! Report Spam Posted by betsy2you at 9:07 AM on 01/29/10

  • Awesome...you met her on my b-day! I hope you're not the jealous type. Since there's a bunch of people browsing her and checking her out. I hope you have a happy life together. Bwa ha ha! Report Spam Posted by elenalee at 9:29 AM on 01/29/10

  • This takes the cake! Amazing. Report Spam Posted by lavabunny at 1:33 PM on 01/29/10

  • I think I just peed in the pants I'm wearing to your wedding. ;-) Report Spam Posted by vntgbabe at 1:42 PM on 01/29/10

  • Haha, I don't think anyone else will ever top this post xD Report Spam Posted by kitsune01 at 2:32 PM on 01/29/10

  • this was hilarious. :D Report Spam Posted by cupcakexo at 3:08 PM on 01/29/10

  • Funny Report Spam Posted by renatamariebwd at 8:50 PM on 01/29/10

  • Thank you for making my stomach hurt from laughing so hard at this. LLOL [literally lol]. Your gonna have to share your gal though...tough tooties! Report Spam Posted by dreapuff at 9:05 PM on 01/29/10

  • omg i freaking love it. you are such a trip! how do you feel sharing your lady friend with 999,999 others? Report Spam Posted by laratherese at 7:19 PM on 01/30/10

  • Thank you. I had to step away to vomit and I was happy to come back to a laugh. Report Spam Posted by alicatstrut at 5:43 AM on 01/31/10

  • haha...very cool B-) Report Spam Posted by hancutie261 at 11:13 AM on 01/31/10

  • very creative Report Spam Posted by thelovehammers at 12:33 PM on 01/31/10

  • roflmao!!! XD Report Spam Posted by lady_arndt at 12:05 PM on 02/01/10

  • Hahaha, love this! Report Spam Posted by soofaye at 9:52 AM on 02/02/10

  • Ha ha ha this is too funny!!! : } Report Spam Posted by kelsjax at 6:29 PM on 02/08/10

  • Perfect vintage Kabroskie. Report Spam Posted by parnell at 11:24 AM on 02/14/10

  • why did it take me so long to discover this, you never cease to get a laugh from me! Report Spam Posted by nic08 at 9:10 AM on 02/17/10

  • You never fail. Best Blog Ever. Report Spam Posted by hophead at 5:23 PM on 02/19/10

  • okay so I'm way too late with my post but this is by far the best interview I've ever heard of! LMAO! YOU ROCK...I hope your love is as strong as the day you two met! <3 Report Spam Posted by rmagana at 12:31 AM on 04/30/10

  • This is awesome. Sounds like True Love. Report Spam Posted by hawklns1 at 5:18 PM on 06/04/10

  • Don't worry, while you were gone, I was here for kaboodle. * eyebrow waggle* But I think kaboodle is going to leave me for you now that you're back *tear* Report Spam Posted by agauthier79 at 8:43 PM on 07/01/10

  • too funny! Report Spam Posted by sweeetkristen at 1:07 PM on 07/06/10

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