You want me to eat THAT?!!! Umm... GROSS.

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Nov 22, 2008

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(WARNING: sensitive subject below, if you're not amused by a wee bit o' the derty, stop reading now!)

I'm so shocked and.. well... grossed out, that I can't even come up with something snarky/witty about this product.

My only thought is that this would be a way to get around having your in-laws to dinner much... Simply leave this out in your kitchen and see how fast mom-in-law runs out screaming... I'm willing to think she'll leave skid marks out the door. I know I would.

I have to say that I'm fairly food adventurous. I love snails, squid, have tried frogs legs and quail eggs. But load up a plate of baby batter and expect me to eat the little swimmers?? No freakin' way.

Here's something worse... someone actually PUBLISHED this.

"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants."

     I was totally unaware that this substance was readily available at my local diners and eateries. I'll never eat in a restaurant again.

"Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food."

     Heh... this writer apparently has never seen "Throbin' Hood, Prince of Beaves".

"Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. "

     Umm. I wouldn't call it "initial hesitation", I'd call it OH GROSS, NASTY, EW!!!   BTW... I find that quote really creepy... I'm willing to bet the writer has a voice much like Hannibal Lector.

ANYWAY... I was terribly grossed out and felt the need to share (because for some reason if you're grossed out and share it with others, it doesn't seem so bad). so HA... now YOU'RE stuck with the knowledge this vile book exists, just like I am! Muahahaha!!!

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This is cracking me up! Did you read the comments on the book's page? Hilarious. Report Spam Posted by hollesdottir at 5:03 AM on 11/22/08
*puke up a little* How sick!!! seriously, i just want to know what kind of person thought this was okay...and what is that on the cover? is it flan? and how did this person come up with this idea?! like, oh i'll just splooge on top of this pudding! Come on, salt is NOT expensive. *pukes some more* Report Spam Posted by lisa_kate at 7:06 AM on 11/22/08
Ew!!!! Reminds me of a gross Savage Love column from 3 weeks ago. Report Spam Posted by lindsayryan at 8:11 AM on 11/22/08
Ummm, written by a man right? Report Spam Posted by nic08 at 8:32 AM on 11/22/08
This is disgusting and looks like something you'd eat on Fear Factor. Report Spam Posted by quebebran at 10:07 AM on 11/22/08
Hahaha! This is so nasty and yet hilarious. Report Spam Posted by maliciousgnome at 10:32 AM on 11/22/08
imagine the look the cashier would give you if you tried to buy this in a grocery store!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha!!!!! Report Spam Posted by grrlgenius at 11:01 AM on 11/22/08
OMG...there are no words!!!!! Report Spam Posted by filmpro at 11:23 AM on 11/22/08
LOL! This is so freaking funny! I know what I'm getting everyone I know for Christmas now. Report Spam Posted by gimmebackmybrain at 11:51 AM on 11/22/08
OMFG loooooooolll!!! Report Spam Posted by maliboobarbie at 12:39 PM on 11/22/08
HAHAHA! ewww. i remember years ago i was watching shock video or real sex or one of those shows (haha) and a woman was brushing her teeth with semen. it was so gross. ughhh. anyone who seriously cooks with it, obviously has deep psychological problems. but at least they provide us with some gross entertainment, ha! Report Spam Posted by brittknee at 1:00 PM on 11/22/08
I should buy it and take it to the grocery store and then pull it out and go to one of the associates and be like "Yeah... I'm trying to make this Flan and it looks like I'm going to need some semen, but you know my boyfriend works a lot and stuff.. you don't have it pre-packaged or frozen or something????" Report Spam Posted by lindsayryan at 1:05 PM on 11/22/08
uuuhh! no no!!!! hahaha Report Spam Posted by ladypink32 at 1:30 PM on 11/22/08
Nasty! At first, I didn't know what you were talking about....then I went back and read the cover of the book. Guess I won't be eating flan anytime soon. Report Spam Posted by mamor at 1:58 PM on 11/22/08
I was reading about the most exotic thing people put in their mouths but I think this takes the cake. For myself the most exotic things I came across was the Delicious Monster and the Osage Orange. Report Spam Posted by poetry at 2:31 PM on 11/22/08
ahahah lindsayryan! you are too funny!!! i went back to read this again, thinking maybe it was fake...please god be fake! Report Spam Posted by lisa_kate at 2:38 PM on 11/22/08
lets talk about the title of this...natural harvest.....I guess guys can say they're "harvesting" now.... Report Spam Posted by fileunderwoah at 11:12 AM on 11/23/08
I'm totally going to use this as an excuse if I mysteriously get pregnant. "I swear. It was the flan!!!" Report Spam Posted by khahn718 at 3:25 PM on 11/23/08
"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants"i will lol forever Report Spam Posted by misee at 4:19 PM on 11/23/08
Um. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little after reading this. Report Spam Posted by hophead at 3:47 PM on 11/25/08
Ha, ha! I'm with misee. :) Report Spam Posted by cristina at 3:53 PM on 11/25/08
Hahaha! I cannot believe that someone thought it would be okay to publish this. I'm with you--it would be sweet revenge on a hateful m-i-l to leave this out on the counter... Report Spam Posted by newsgirl057 at 1:46 PM on 11/26/08
I CANNOT stop laughing! LOL not so much at the photo or the seman but at your humor! You are the best! Report Spam Posted by adriannaa at 11:11 PM on 12/02/08
oh.my.gosh. so very creepy, what's worse is thinking what this guys sales pitch was to the publisher. Report Spam Posted by weslee at 11:30 PM on 12/02/08
OMG... it's really creepy yet kinda funny! Report Spam Posted by gabyee at 1:33 PM on 01/14/09
No words... but I'm borrowing the book for a certain list. Report Spam Posted by lamerchick at 7:09 AM on 01/15/09