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You want me to eat THAT?!!! Umm... GROSS.
Nov 22, 2008
(WARNING: sensitive subject below, if you're not amused by a wee bit o' the derty, stop reading now!)
I'm so shocked and.. well... grossed out, that I can't even come up with something snarky/witty about this product.
My only thought is that this would be a way to get around having your in-laws to dinner much... Simply leave this out in your kitchen and see how fast mom-in-law runs out screaming... I'm willing to think she'll leave skid marks out the door. I know I would.
I have to say that I'm fairly food adventurous. I love snails, squid, have tried frogs legs and quail eggs. But load up a plate of baby batter and expect me to eat the little swimmers?? No freakin' way.
Here's something worse... someone actually PUBLISHED this.
"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants."
I was totally unaware that this substance was readily available at my local diners and eateries. I'll never eat in a restaurant again.
"Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food."
Heh... this writer apparently has never seen "Throbin' Hood, Prince of Beaves".
"Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. "
Umm. I wouldn't call it "initial hesitation", I'd call it OH GROSS, NASTY, EW!!! BTW... I find that quote really creepy... I'm willing to bet the writer has a voice much like Hannibal Lector.
ANYWAY... I was terribly grossed out and felt the need to share (because for some reason if you're grossed out and share it with others, it doesn't seem so bad). so HA... now YOU'RE stuck with the knowledge this vile book exists, just like I am! Muahahaha!!!
I'm so shocked and.. well... grossed out, that I can't even come up with something snarky/witty about this product.
My only thought is that this would be a way to get around having your in-laws to dinner much... Simply leave this out in your kitchen and see how fast mom-in-law runs out screaming... I'm willing to think she'll leave skid marks out the door. I know I would.
I have to say that I'm fairly food adventurous. I love snails, squid, have tried frogs legs and quail eggs. But load up a plate of baby batter and expect me to eat the little swimmers?? No freakin' way.
Here's something worse... someone actually PUBLISHED this.
"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants."
I was totally unaware that this substance was readily available at my local diners and eateries. I'll never eat in a restaurant again.
"Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food."
Heh... this writer apparently has never seen "Throbin' Hood, Prince of Beaves".
"Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. "
Umm. I wouldn't call it "initial hesitation", I'd call it OH GROSS, NASTY, EW!!! BTW... I find that quote really creepy... I'm willing to bet the writer has a voice much like Hannibal Lector.
ANYWAY... I was terribly grossed out and felt the need to share (because for some reason if you're grossed out and share it with others, it doesn't seem so bad). so HA... now YOU'RE stuck with the knowledge this vile book exists, just like I am! Muahahaha!!!
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Comments (26)
This is cracking me up! Did you read the comments on the book's page? Hilarious.
*puke up a little* How sick!!! seriously, i just want to know what kind of person thought this was okay...and what is that on the cover? is it flan? and how did this person come up with this idea?! like, oh i'll just splooge on top of this pudding! Come on, salt is NOT expensive. *pukes some more*
Ew!!!! Reminds me of a gross Savage Love column from 3 weeks ago.
Ummm, written by a man right?
This is disgusting and looks like something you'd eat on Fear Factor.
Hahaha! This is so nasty and yet hilarious.
imagine the look the cashier would give you if you tried to buy this in a grocery store!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha!!!!!
OMG...there are no words!!!!!
LOL! This is so freaking funny! I know what I'm getting everyone I know for Christmas now.
OMFG loooooooolll!!!
HAHAHA! ewww. i remember years ago i was watching shock video or real sex or one of those shows (haha) and a woman was brushing her teeth with semen. it was so gross. ughhh. anyone who seriously cooks with it, obviously has deep psychological problems. but at least they provide us with some gross entertainment, ha!
I should buy it and take it to the grocery store and then pull it out and go to one of the associates and be like "Yeah... I'm trying to make this Flan and it looks like I'm going to need some semen, but you know my boyfriend works a lot and stuff.. you don't have it pre-packaged or frozen or something????"
uuuhh! no no!!!! hahaha
Nasty! At first, I didn't know what you were talking about....then I went back and read the cover of the book. Guess I won't be eating flan anytime soon.
I was reading about the most exotic thing people put in their mouths but I think this takes the cake. For myself the most exotic things I came across was the Delicious Monster and the Osage Orange.
ahahah lindsayryan! you are too funny!!! i went back to read this again, thinking maybe it was fake...please god be fake!
lets talk about the title of this...natural harvest.....I guess guys can say they're "harvesting" now....
I'm totally going to use this as an excuse if I mysteriously get pregnant. "I swear. It was the flan!!!"
"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants"
i will lol forever
Um. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little after reading this.
Ha, ha! I'm with misee. :)
Hahaha! I cannot believe that someone thought it would be okay to publish this. I'm with you--it would be sweet revenge on a hateful m-i-l to leave this out on the counter...
I CANNOT stop laughing! LOL not so much at the photo or the seman but at your humor! You are the best!
oh.my.gosh. so very creepy, what's worse is thinking what this guys sales pitch was to the publisher.
OMG... it's really creepy yet kinda funny!
No words... but I'm borrowing the book for a certain list.