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Jan 22, 2010

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So, you talked me into it. Here goes nothing.

If I were a month, I would be:  June, July or August – warm, sunny, bright, cheerful and happy.

If I were a time of the day, I’d be: 5:00 - it's 5:00 somewhere ;)

If I were a planet, I would be: Venus - the goddess of love and beauty (haha - j/k)

If I were a sea animal, I would be: a Dolphin - intelligent and playful

If I were a direction, I would be: South - warm and charming

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A comfy couch you could sink into and relax and be comfortable

If I were a liquid, I would be: Sangria - sweet with a kick

If I were a gemstone, I would be: Probably a diamond - polished (still working on that) but came from some pretty rough stuff

If I were a tree, I would be: A maple - sweet and sometimes sappy

If I were a tool, I would be: A cordless screwdriver - always ready to help, even when my battery is run down

If I were a flower, I would be a: A sunflower - bright and cheery

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Sunny with a slight chance of a thunderstorm

If I were a musical instrument, I would be:  A guitar - I can rock out or lull you to sleep

If I were a color, I would be: Purple - calm yet interesting and sensual

If I were an emotion, I would be: Happy - no explanation needed

If I were a fruit, I would be: A chili pepper - hot and spicy but irresistible nonetheless

If I were a sound, I would be: Laughing

If I were an element, I would be:  Fire - warm and inviting, but mess with me the wrong way and I can hurt you back pretty badly (partial thanks to gregsgal)

If I were a car, I would be: A convertible - fun and attention getting

If I were a food, I would be: A pineapple - sometimes prickly on the outside, but always sweet and tender on the inside

If I were a place, I would be: A campground - relaxing, entertaining and fun

If I were a material, I would be: Cotton - soft and warm and comfortable up close

If I were a taste, I would be: Chocolate - sweet, although occasionally bitter

If I were a scent, I would be: Jasmine - associated with inner feelings and aspirations with a feminine modesty

If I were an animal, I would be: A kitten - playful and always making you laugh, and sometimes getting into mischief

If I were an object, I would be: A book - you may be able to read me, but not always understand me

If I were a body part, I would be: An ear - always willing to listen

If I were a facial expression, I would be: A mouth smiling

If I were a pair of shoes, I would be: 4" stilettos - sexy and confident

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Comments (32)

The cordless screwdriver answer is so sweet! Report Spam Posted by x0xsharicex0x at 2:39 PM on 01/22/10
I had so much fun reading your answers. All of them are so you :) Report Spam Posted by naominh at 2:41 PM on 01/22/10
lc, my girl!! i loved reading this. all your answers are so intelligent and fun! just like you. if only i could be so creative! im working on getting back to your messages. :] Report Spam Posted by cupcakexo at 2:45 PM on 01/22/10
I think your gemstone answer perfectly describes you. And yeah, we're kinda the same when it comes to the element - mess with us (or someone we love) and you're gonna regret it. :) Report Spam Posted by gregsgal at 2:54 PM on 01/22/10
Yay for giving in and doing this! :)I love the answers about jasmine and the book. And the screwdriver! Report Spam Posted by anna_panda at 3:00 PM on 01/22/10
this is a great post! i was thinking about being a couch too. well, not actually being a couch, just being a couch for this survey thing. ahh nvm. haha. <3 Report Spam Posted by t33n0rz at 3:03 PM on 01/22/10
Man, these answers are way more fleshed out than mine! Great post! Report Spam Posted by kabroskie at 3:23 PM on 01/22/10
love your answers :) Report Spam Posted by crayola09 at 4:37 PM on 01/22/10
<3 I love your answers, especially the jasmine and book ones. Report Spam Posted by lynnie482 at 5:56 PM on 01/22/10
If I were an object, I would be: A book - you may be able to read me, but not always understand me LOVE this answer! Great answers all around! Report Spam Posted by betsy2you at 6:59 PM on 01/22/10
I'm glad I got to read one of these from you. Always 5:00 somewhere, here here. I agree with @naominh - all of your answers are so you! Report Spam Posted by alicatstrut at 5:54 AM on 01/23/10
i love ur answers and ur reasons! i totally agree with u on the reasons u picked for the moths Report Spam Posted by hancutie261 at 6:05 PM on 01/23/10
months* Report Spam Posted by hancutie261 at 6:05 PM on 01/23/10
awesome! always interested to read about you. Report Spam Posted by nurselynds at 8:26 PM on 01/23/10
Wow -- this is so well fleshed out. Now I want to do one, but it's going to take so much work to get anything close to yours. The answers seem so completely you -- save for eyes versus mouth -- for LC who should school LC. Report Spam Posted by zow at 8:29 PM on 01/23/10
These are great, I've been loving every one's different answers. I thought about doing one, but I'd probably pick the things I liked instead of what things are actually like me...know what I mean? :) But I enjoyed reading yours and could relate to many - like the chocolate and sangria one :) Report Spam Posted by agauthier79 at 9:27 AM on 01/24/10
i adore your if i were a tree and if i were a tool responses! Report Spam Posted by lady_arndt at 5:59 AM on 01/25/10
These have just been so much fun to read! Love your direction, liquid, and weather answers! Report Spam Posted by berbur at 7:30 AM on 01/25/10
well done! i love the planet and weather answers. :) Report Spam Posted by jennic at 10:53 AM on 01/25/10
I love the sangria answer :) Report Spam Posted by kaylax3 at 11:10 AM on 01/25/10
Great stuff! I'm too lazy to make my own, but I love reading these : D Report Spam Posted by kitsune01 at 11:59 AM on 01/25/10
I love your answers:) I love the fruit you picked! Report Spam Posted by carringtoncalamity at 7:00 PM on 01/25/10
I love sangria, jasmine, AND books! Fabulous responses. Thank you for sharing! :) Report Spam Posted by jolieznor at 11:57 PM on 01/25/10
I loved reading this!! LMAO at 5_00 somewhere...yay drinking haha. Its good to know a little more about you :) Report Spam Posted by toshiba1 at 3:00 PM on 01/27/10
This was a great read thank you for sharing!!! : } Report Spam Posted by kelsjax at 9:14 PM on 01/27/10
Thanks guys!!! You're all so sweet. Sorry I'm a little busier than normal and haven't gotten a chance to do individual thank yous yet. Report Spam Posted by lamerchick at 7:20 AM on 01/28/10
I loved your answers I really want to do this now lol I'm going to have to admit I double read your fruit answer and said "a chili pepper is a fruit? huh?" and then I remembered everything bearing a plant's seeds is a fruit lol ;] smooth one ha Report Spam Posted by xominou at 9:19 PM on 02/05/10
Awww, fab answers! I love your answers! I've sorta been putting doing one of these off because all my answers tend to be sarcastic, but who knows, maybe i'll say f it and actually do one. Love the maple answer! You rock chica! Report Spam Posted by elenalee at 12:55 PM on 02/16/10
Do it, @elenalee!! Report Spam Posted by kabroskie at 12:58 PM on 02/16/10
@elenalee: I second. Bring it -- sarcasm and all. :-) Report Spam Posted by zow at 9:53 PM on 02/22/10
@kabroskie and @zow : Oh it's been brung. Report Spam Posted by elenalee at 5:07 AM on 02/23/10
"it's been brung"?? I love it!! :D Report Spam Posted by lamerchick at 7:28 AM on 02/23/10