Snobby neighbor Update and Why she needs this sign

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Feb 13, 2009

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I had another run in with the queen bee of my neighborhood. Or as I like to refer to her... the DEVIL with a Katie Holmes/ Linda Evangelista (circa 1990) haircut. She just happens to live obscenely close by and has her nose permanently stitched to the ceiling. (good imagery right?!) Why she feels the need to stomp on my confidence with her too high heels every chance she gets is beyond me. I have been nothing but disgustingly nice to her. Kill them with kindness my ass. She seems to think that I dress like a Grandma because of my love for cardigan sweaters. In my defense cardigans are adorable and very versatile. Read InStyle if you don't believe me. I will continue to wear them no matter what crabby pants thinks!

I have discovered that she might be in need of some motivating wall art, like this little number. I think it sends a powerful message without being too in your face. In other words she could use a stiff drink and some mood alternating drugs.

Message to snobby neighbor:
JUST BE NICE to people even if you have to fake it! Your NOT better than ANYONE! Be care, your face might stick that way. Have a lovely day :)

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She sounds terribly insecure. I think a lot of people can relate to your crazy neighbor situation. My new neighbor came over with his daughter just to make her tell me that they had lobster for lunch. Which is an odd way to introduce yourself if you ask me. I think sometimes they're put next door just to get on our nerves :) Report Spam Posted by nocreativity at 9:32 AM on 02/13/09
Thank you for relating and making me feel like less of a looney toon. Report Spam Posted by lmwood6 at 10:34 AM on 02/13/09
hey, great story. I'm sure u r not alone sweetie! I would just ignore her as much as possible, she's not worth it. Take those heels off her and I bet she acts totally different! She's probably terribly unhappy in her marriage and takes it out on anyone she can. Report Spam Posted by toolip24 at 4:30 PM on 02/13/09