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Fabled Optimus Maximus Keyboard has Arrived Yep. Time to take a second mortgage on your home or break into your kid's college fund. With the singing of angels and a ray of sunlight parting the clouds, the fabled Optimus Maximus Keyboard has descended... See more

Fabled Optimus Maximus Keyboard has Arrived Yep. Time to take a second mortgage on your home or break into your kid's college fund. With the singing of angels and a ray of sunlight parting the clouds, the fabled Optimus Maximus Keyboard has descended from Russian design studio Art Lebedev like an orgasm of geekiness. As you should know by now this amazing keyboard features a tiny screen on each key... that's 113 screens in all. What can you do with these tiny screens, you ask? Well, each key can change its image dynamically depending on what you're doing. Hold down SHIFT and all keys go uppercase. Run Photoshop and you can set it so each hotkey has an image representing its function. Set a key to monitor your CPU usage or display what iTunes track you are currently playing. You can make a key into a tiny clock with moving hands and play animated gif files or even quicktime movies. Of course all this futuristic technology is going to cost you a pretty penny... but we figure you'll just... See less

Highlights: $1,589.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 05/31/08

Black out the unwanted segments to create your own messages It's a tool - it's useful - it solves a problem - it's truly interactive and at the same time can be decorative if desired. You only use as much of it as you really need - it's customizable... See more

Black out the unwanted segments to create your own messages It's a tool - it's useful - it solves a problem - it's truly interactive and at the same time can be decorative if desired. You only use as much of it as you really need - it's customizable - it can bind things of a completely different nature together. It can also be used for heavy-duty utility applications as well as for art installations - it allows you to physically engage with the endlessly re-producible quality of digital information - and it makes whatever you have to say look more official. Digital Message Tape can be used to label boxes when you move house, to impress your date by re-naming entire streets after her or him within minutes, to put up efficient signage system where no printer is at hand and to teach kids how to spell, and help them to express themselves in a convenient, creative way. It works in multiple languages and therefore is culturally independent. See less

Highlights: $4.99 - $8.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/27/07

Geek Cuisine Mad Scientists, Potions Masters, and Head Chefs all have one thing in common: they have to make sure things happen at the right time. Attach a neck bolt, add a pinch of dried wormwood, or over-fry the sliced potatoes, and everything... See more

Geek Cuisine Mad Scientists, Potions Masters, and Head Chefs all have one thing in common: they have to make sure things happen at the right time. Attach a neck bolt, add a pinch of dried wormwood, or over-fry the sliced potatoes, and everything could be ruined. The Chef’s Quad-Timer line is designed for the serious home chef, the avid entertainer, and the modern multi-tasker. Designed to compliment today’s upscale home kitchens, dungeons, and laboratories, this unique product features an eye-catching form and progressive functionality. The Chef’s Quad-Timer makes multi-tasking easy. It features an intuitive cooktop metaphor: the four colored lamps on the face of the timer visually connect what’s being timed with what’s on the stove. Running timers illuminate in green and flash red when expired. And the Chef’s Quad-Timer is easy to use. All settings are quickly adjusted using the rotary dial. If this looks a little familiar to you, it's because the Quad-Timer was designed by the... See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/27/07

Keep tabs on your food... digitally Do you know the current core temperature of your computer's CPU, the going rate for mooncloth in WOW and the current software rev of your iPod? Yes? Ahh... but do you know how long that salsa you're about to eat... See more

Keep tabs on your food... digitally Do you know the current core temperature of your computer's CPU, the going rate for mooncloth in WOW and the current software rev of your iPod? Yes? Ahh... but do you know how long that salsa you're about to eat has been moldering in your fridge for? The DaysAgo Refrigerator Timer helps you to answer these types of low-tech perplexing questions in the high-tech straightforward manner you are accustomed to. Simply stick this button-sized timer onto any newly-opened food based item you would like monitor. Push the button, and the LCD display starts counting down the number of days it's been sitting. It's a simple but genius concept. Two timers come in a pack so you'll be sure to have enough to monitor all the amateur science experiments in your fridge. See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/27/07

It's fun to be a pirate. Sure it would have been fun to have lived during the golden age of Piracy, a time where the Pirates of the Spanish Main ruled the seas and brought about a delightful amount of plundering, pillaging and looting. Ah, such were... See more

It's fun to be a pirate. Sure it would have been fun to have lived during the golden age of Piracy, a time where the Pirates of the Spanish Main ruled the seas and brought about a delightful amount of plundering, pillaging and looting. Ah, such were the times of leather-faced privateers and buccaneers from the West Indies with their masted frigates and schooners laden with iron cannons and loaded with sea-loving, simple-minded, deck hands. To relive the legends of treasure and mermaids, of island lore, and of war on the seas. How romantic to have been a a pirate, eh? NOT. Let's get something straight. You, yes YOU Mr. reading-this-very-sentence are in every conceivable way incapable of even existing in the same room as a real pirate. You would simply and quickly explode from fear from the inside out, leaving only a slightly tangible mass of flesh, blood, and bones on the planks beneath you. So, go back to "plundering" in your online "guild" and stop dreaming of ever being a pirate.... See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/27/07

We Like To Call It Simply Elegant... This is a powerful statement. But you already knew that. Sure we could have slapped some esoteric code or lingo onto a container so that all your co-workers and friends could stand around and drool over your... See more

We Like To Call It Simply Elegant... This is a powerful statement. But you already knew that. Sure we could have slapped some esoteric code or lingo onto a container so that all your co-workers and friends could stand around and drool over your complexity - but we already do that with other mugs and glasses. We figured this time around we would simply tell it like it is. A deep deep deep translucent midnight blue 12 ounce glass with the word 'geek.' written in white front and center. 99% of the time this glass is going to look completely black and opaque. The remaining 1% of the time (when you are holding it at an angle inbetween your optical nerves and some bright light source) it will look like a deep translucent blue. In either configuration, it's quite a unique beverage containment device... See less

Highlights: $6.99 - $10.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/27/07

A bright way to be good to the Earth You want to be environmentally conscious, but doing so can be damned inconvenient. For example, replacing one of your incandescent bulbs with compact fluorescents can save about $30 of power over the lifetime of... See more

A bright way to be good to the Earth You want to be environmentally conscious, but doing so can be damned inconvenient. For example, replacing one of your incandescent bulbs with compact fluorescents can save about $30 of power over the lifetime of the bulb. Not bad, but fluorescents are dim, and they flicker. Plus, while they do last 10 times longer than incandescents, throwing them away is a pain in the neck due to the mercury content. These new LED light bulbs are tons brighter, don't flicker, don't require special handling, and last fifty times longer than incandescents! What's more, they use even less energy than fluorescent bulbs. The Bright Star bulb puts out as much light as a 100 watt bulb, but uses only one-tenth the power. Plus, it can burn for 11 years! All told, factoring in the cost of bulbs, that's an estimated savings of $430 throughout the life of the bulb. Sure, they cost more than a normal bulb, but they last so long and save so much in electricity costs, they more... See less

Highlights: $49.99 - $119.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/27/07

* Super bright white LEDs * Have the flexibility to position the light where you need it * The LED lights are wireless. No wires, no plugs! * Mounting via double-sided tape or velcro * Takes 3 watch style batteries * Comes in a 2-pack (two LED lights... See more

* Super bright white LEDs * Have the flexibility to position the light where you need it * The LED lights are wireless. No wires, no plugs! * Mounting via double-sided tape or velcro * Takes 3 watch style batteries * Comes in a 2-pack (two LED lights and two magnetic pieces) See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/27/07

Push a button, get a color Light-emitting diodes are darn cool and have found uses in so many places - traffic lights, standard lightbulb sockets and high-powered flashlights to name a few. The Multi-Color LED Lightbulb is a super bright LED bulb... See more

Push a button, get a color Light-emitting diodes are darn cool and have found uses in so many places - traffic lights, standard lightbulb sockets and high-powered flashlights to name a few. The Multi-Color LED Lightbulb is a super bright LED bulb that can transition through dozens of color and brightness combinations and is compatible with a standard lightbulb socket. The included IR remote can select an individual color or brightness level or choose one of four different transition effects. Great for mood lighting, decorating, parties or special lighting environments. It has multiple brightness level settings and four transition effects (long pause on each color, short pause, slow fade between colors, faster fade). The light is generated from a 5 Watt LED. See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/27/07

The Battle Rages On There are two events in the history of the universe that have unleashed massive amounts of energy. The first was the Big Bang. And the second was the rift that split the peaceful Nynjate community into the fiercely battling Ninjas... See more

The Battle Rages On There are two events in the history of the universe that have unleashed massive amounts of energy. The first was the Big Bang. And the second was the rift that split the peaceful Nynjate community into the fiercely battling Ninjas and Pirates we know today. The energy created by this rift has been drifting around the planet, fueling both sides of this greatest of struggles. What the winner will gain, we do not know. We only know that through years of research and development, we've finally found a way to harness and exploit this energy. Each battery looks like a regular AA battery, but sometimes looks can be deceiving. For the Ninja vs Pirate Batteries are packed with Ninja Stealth Power or Pirate Plunder Power goodness. Are we claiming these batteries last longer than normal AA batteries? No, but they look about a bajillion times cooler. And if you have to buy batteries for your gadgets anyway, why not have them look as slick as possible? Of course, you could... See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/27/07

Safe. Fun. Effective. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, there are about 250 million television sets in the U.S. and we can guess that the majority of them are turned on a lot of the time. All in all, this is not bad (heck, we enjoy a good movie as... See more

Safe. Fun. Effective. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, there are about 250 million television sets in the U.S. and we can guess that the majority of them are turned on a lot of the time. All in all, this is not bad (heck, we enjoy a good movie as much as anyone else) but there are some occasions when you just need to do everyone a favor and turn the TV off. A certain portion of television content is just plain questionable and about as healthy as second-hand smoke. Enter the TV-B-Gone, a small television remote that hangs on your keychain and turns off virtually any television with the press of button. "Now, what would be the purpose of such a device?" you may be asking yourself. Well, without revealing too much of our devious nature we can think of a few things. Imagine sports bars or annoying talking head shows that appear on monitors at the airport. Add to that your own creativity and we're pretty sure you'll come up with some ideas. All you need to do is press the button and... See less

Highlights: $15.99 - $18.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/23/07

Buttery Smooth Steel in Your Pocket Being die-hard geeks it's hard for us to get excited about utilitarian items like wallets. Yep, they hold credit cards and some money... they go in your pocket... but they're just not as interesting as usb... See more

Buttery Smooth Steel in Your Pocket Being die-hard geeks it's hard for us to get excited about utilitarian items like wallets. Yep, they hold credit cards and some money... they go in your pocket... but they're just not as interesting as usb thumbdrives or artificially intelligent robots from the future. But then we came across these amazing wallets made from real stainless steel and were forced to upgrade our view on wallets. You might think that steel would be hard on your jeans pocket, but in fact these wallets have the texture of silk and are woven from micro fibers of stainless steel. When you touch the silky metallic surface you'll think they were created by sophisticated nanobots... and almost nothing is more geeky than nanobots. Available in a bi-fold wallet format (4 card slots, 1 money pocket and 1 clear ID window), a bi-fold wallet with criss cross card slots, or a stylish business card case with room for up to 50 business cards. See less

Highlights: $19.99 - $79.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/23/07

It's revolutionary! One of the joys of being a technology enthusiast is owning enough electronic gadgets to outfit a small (or large!) IT department. The downside is you have to plug all that equipment in somewhere, ultimately resulting in a power... See more

It's revolutionary! One of the joys of being a technology enthusiast is owning enough electronic gadgets to outfit a small (or large!) IT department. The downside is you have to plug all that equipment in somewhere, ultimately resulting in a power cord mess. Wires get tangled and outlets get blocked and before you know it your gadget nirvana has turned into a cabling nightmare. This is no way for a geek to live! The 360 Electrical Outlet is a unique product that can help restore happiness to your electronic arsenal. Like the Powersquid and Power Strip Space Saver, this special outlet allows you to maximize your power cord connections even when dealing with big, bulky transformer plugs. The two rotating outlets let you twist and turn so you can make use of both outlets instead of just one. Installation is as easy as a regular outlet with a size that fits a standard electrical box. Each outlet is back-wired for speed and accessibility. And for the do-it-yourself crowd, clear labels are... See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/23/07

A light bulb with a special glow! Yep - it's a glow-in-the-dark light bulb trapped inside a solid acrylic brick. The Glow Brick recharges from energy in natural sunlight during the day and glows at night. Not only that, it is actually made with a... See more

A light bulb with a special glow! Yep - it's a glow-in-the-dark light bulb trapped inside a solid acrylic brick. The Glow Brick recharges from energy in natural sunlight during the day and glows at night. Not only that, it is actually made with a real light bulb! That's right. The glow-in-the-dark* pigment is trapped inside a real light bulb (just like the ones you have at home). Then the light bulb is encased in a solid block of Acrylic resin. The mysterious optical effect is caused by light diffracting in the tiny space between the glass of the light bulb and the resin - this space forms when the resin shrinks by a tiny amount during the production process. The polished surface gives a jewel like quality to the object. In a darkened room, or at night, the Glow Brick comes to life with a tranquil and subtle glow emanating from the pigment inside the light bulb. Size is 3.3" x 3.3" x 5" *The technical term for the glow-in-the-dark is "photoluminescence" this is a process in which... See less

See this at: bimbambanana.com| Added on 10/08/07

Search for products: Enter your e-mail Subscribe Unsubscribe Access Code: Retype Access Code: FREEZE NOW! – This is cool prank. You put the FREEZE NOW! in your friend or co-workers liquid (e.g. coffee, tea, beer, wine or softdrink) and then INSTANTLY... See more

Search for products: Enter your e-mail Subscribe Unsubscribe Access Code: Retype Access Code: FREEZE NOW! – This is cool prank. You put the FREEZE NOW! in your friend or co-workers liquid (e.g. coffee, tea, beer, wine or softdrink) and then INSTANTLY it gels the liquid. This is your chance to make your family, the entire party or an entire office cry with laughter. Only your imagination puts a limit to this product! 1 pcs FREEZE NOW! 3.00 $ Time of delivery: See less

Highlights: Price: USD $2.00

See this at: bimbambanana.com| Added on 10/08/07

Search for products: Enter your e-mail Subscribe Unsubscribe Access Code: Retype Access Code: Press the button and a twinkling effect creates the appearance of a beautiful star filled night sky! This cool & funky umbrella will not only keep you dry... See more

Search for products: Enter your e-mail Subscribe Unsubscribe Access Code: Retype Access Code: Press the button and a twinkling effect creates the appearance of a beautiful star filled night sky! This cool & funky umbrella will not only keep you dry but brighten up even the dullest of days. – “ I am singing in the rain” You have never seen anything like this. This is license to show off! BATTERIES: Not incl. Time of delivery: See less

Highlights: Price: USD $55.00

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 10/04/07

Coffee is Chemistry, so treat it as such If you're awesome, you know that coffee's heavenly taste comes from a perfect balance of acids - aliphatic, chlorogenic, and alicyclic carboxylic acids and phenolic acids, and sweet roasted carbohydrates in... See more

Coffee is Chemistry, so treat it as such If you're awesome, you know that coffee's heavenly taste comes from a perfect balance of acids - aliphatic, chlorogenic, and alicyclic carboxylic acids and phenolic acids, and sweet roasted carbohydrates in the form of mono and polysaccharides and sucrose, and alkaloids. Hundreds of different individual chemicals! The combinations of which depend mostly on the roast, skill of the roaster, and even the kind of brewing pot you use. The bottom line is, your coffee mug is full of chemistry, so why are you sipping your bitter black brew from a simple and boring ceramic mug? Where's your science, man? Step up to the big leagues, and drink deeply from your very own 400ml laboratory beaker! The glass handle keeps your dainty fingers from burning, while the graduated markings on the side proclaim this to be a vessel of science. Not vessel as in starship, you know - vessel as in container... but why wax synonymic when I could be making a second cup of... See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 10/04/07

Embrace your inner executive 1st grader Stop pining for those boring, stuffy, expensive, ink dispersal rods. Everybody has one of those. You know, the kind that come with fancy wooden display cases and all kinds of 'precision' mechanisms. In fact,... See more

Embrace your inner executive 1st grader Stop pining for those boring, stuffy, expensive, ink dispersal rods. Everybody has one of those. You know, the kind that come with fancy wooden display cases and all kinds of 'precision' mechanisms. In fact, it's very common to get one of those pens from Corporate after you've donated your soul to the company for a decade or more. It's even more common to want to take that pen and quickly jab it into the...woah...we are sort of digressing here. Our point is simple. Don't get one of those pens, get one of these. High quality ballpoint pen created to look and feel like a real Crayola crayon. This fine writing instrument comes complete with its own beautiful solid wood storage case that also serves as a handsome desktop holder for display. It has a brass body that carries the weight and feel of an executive pen and ball point that writes in bold blue ink. Choose from different external colors (each writes in blue ink only). See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/28/07

It's where you put infinity Every proper adventure needs a proper bag. And there is no bag worthy of adventuring more than the bag of holding. You can stuff it with loot, weapons, armor, wookie braids, monster manuals, gems, even small tasty farm... See more

It's where you put infinity Every proper adventure needs a proper bag. And there is no bag worthy of adventuring more than the bag of holding. You can stuff it with loot, weapons, armor, wookie braids, monster manuals, gems, even small tasty farm animals, and it never grows in size or weight. Also, everything will be astonishingly cataloged inside and you'll be able to find whatever it is you are looking for in an instant. It's like the dewey decimel system on steroids wrapped in a singularity. It's almost like magic. And sometimes it even is. We suppose this stylish messenger bag should be considered a lesser bag of holding since we were unable to perfect a system to generate the non-dimensional space inside the bag to the extent of your typical RPG. Yet. But hey, that's what pretending is for. It does say 'bag of holding' on the front next to a d20. That's gotta be worth something. Features: * Body-conforming messenger style design * Organizer under flap for business/school... See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/28/07

Oktoberfest tested, drinker approved. This is the real ring Gandalf was looking for. A simple band of stainless steel holds a secret – a secret which could topple regimes . . . of thirsty people. Slip the Ring Thing on your “social finger” (or #4, if... See more

Oktoberfest tested, drinker approved. This is the real ring Gandalf was looking for. A simple band of stainless steel holds a secret – a secret which could topple regimes . . . of thirsty people. Slip the Ring Thing on your “social finger” (or #4, if you know our Binary Finger shirt) and you are ready to tackle any mob of the “unquenched.” No more searching through your desk drawer for bottle openers. You will always have one when you wear your Ring Thing. And, the Ring Thing is comfortable to wear; this entire description was written while wearing a Ring Thing. See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/28/07

Happy, happy, joy, joy. Our Microbrew glass will hold 12 ounces of fermented yeast and malted barley. Ironically, beer is not included in our include beer glass. Oh well. 12 ounce beer vehicle printed in black and white.

Happy, happy, joy, joy. Our Microbrew glass will hold 12 ounces of fermented yeast and malted barley. Ironically, beer is not included in our include beer glass. Oh well. 12 ounce beer vehicle printed in black and white. See less

Highlights: $5.99 - $16.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/25/07

A great idea in lighting The light bulb is often used in cartoons to depict the formation of a great idea. We think that building LEDs into a bulb that can be screwed into a standard 120V light socket is a great idea. These LED Light Bulbs come in... See more

A great idea in lighting The light bulb is often used in cartoons to depict the formation of a great idea. We think that building LEDs into a bulb that can be screwed into a standard 120V light socket is a great idea. These LED Light Bulbs come in three different sizes with an output up to 120 Lumens. The bulbs are also long-life and low power consumption. Vivid - This 18 LED light bulb makes an excellent high definition reading light. Perfect to help you not feel guilty about leaving an accent light on all night. Run it for twelve hours a day for a whole year at a cost of about 80 cents. Makes a great reading light. Vivid Plus - Turn any household lamp into a low cost, high-tech marvel by installing the Vivid Plus LED Light Bulb. This ultra-bright light bulb shares the energy efficiency of the Vivid and casts a broader array of light. Particularly well suited for reading. 36 LEDs. Spotlight - A money-saving LED bulb that fits your porch spotlights and the motion-sensor lights on your... See less

Highlights: $21.99 - $35.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 06/06/07

APPLY DIRECTLY TO USB PORT! Rechargeable batteries are great! They power all our favorite gadgets. Without them, we'd be tossing all these alkaline batteries and their caustic chemicals back into the environment, and that's a recipe for bad times.... See more

APPLY DIRECTLY TO USB PORT! Rechargeable batteries are great! They power all our favorite gadgets. Without them, we'd be tossing all these alkaline batteries and their caustic chemicals back into the environment, and that's a recipe for bad times. The problem with rechargeables is the myriad plugs, ports, sockets and bays you need to have around to keep them filled with electrons. Oh, the battery's dead, but where's that dang recharger? Sound familiar? Then, one day, an enterprising geek built the charger into the battery. Not just any charger, mind you. They used a standard USB port built right into the battery. Now, when your batteries are flatlining, pop the cap, and jam 'em into your nearest ubiquitous USB port. Whether it's on your computer, laptop, monitor or powered USB hub, all you need is 250mA of juice from your universal serial bus, and a little patience. In just a few hours, you'll have 1300mAH of power! Two AA batteries per order. See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 06/06/07

Desktop Monsters Older than Dinosaurs It's true. Triops have been around for a bajillion years. They have survived unchanged due to a very special adaptation called “diapause.” When their ponds dried up, the Triops' eggs went into a state of... See more