Added on 12/21/09

Days of the week pack - Oh Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day, can you? But at least Saturday night’s alright for fighting…and every day is a good day to sport a Cotton Factory Days of the Week ...

Days of the week pack - Oh Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day, can you? But at least Saturday night’s alright for fighting…and every day is a good day to sport a Cotton Factory Days of the Week ... See less

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Added on 12/12/09

The Sneaky Book for Girls - Girls, learn how to use ordinary things to do extraordinarily sneaky tasks.

The Sneaky Book for Girls - Girls, learn how to use ordinary things to do extraordinarily sneaky tasks. See less

Highlights: $9.99

Added on 12/12/09

Disclaimer: With today's reproductive cloning methods, there are a few reasons your clone technically might not be genetically exactly like you. For one, your clone starts off with shortened telomeres it got from your (presumably not newborn) somatic... See more

Disclaimer: With today's reproductive cloning methods, there are a few reasons your clone technically might not be genetically exactly like you. For one, your clone starts off with shortened telomeres it got from your (presumably not newborn) somatic cell. Two, the somatic cell's nuclear DNA you implanted might have mutations not common to the rest of your nuclear DNA. Three, the mitochondrial DNA is actually from the donor egg, so if you're a dude, you're outta luck on having your matrilineal DNA included as part of the package. But those technicalities aside, your clone is the closest you're gonna get to a duplicate of your own unique genetic expression unless you already have an identical twin. (Which, technically, is a clone, too. Just not one you had a hand in master-minding.) Clones are great. Having a clone means you have a ready-made organ donor lined up. You have somebody to take the fall in that grand jury case. But the best thing about a clone is that it's YOU. More of you.... See less

Highlights: $15.99 - $17.99

Added on 12/12/09

We've teamed up with the geniuses at Despair, Inc. to bring you a totally demotivating and hilarious 2010 calendar. You'll get a different Demotivator each month (see below) as well as important dates in geek history. Impress your friends with your... See more

We've teamed up with the geniuses at Despair, Inc. to bring you a totally demotivating and hilarious 2010 calendar. You'll get a different Demotivator each month (see below) as well as important dates in geek history. Impress your friends with your geeky trivia knowledge! Never forget Talk Like A Pirate Day again! Bring in cake for your office and make everyone sing Happy Birthday to Gary Gygax! Send @wilw a Happy Birthday tweet right on time! The superpowers you will gain from having this calendar cannot possibly be fit in one paragraph. Keep it for yourself or give it to that geek in your life who has everything but still finds stuff to complain about. They'll love it, but pretend to hate it. That's just how they roll. Some sample dates of import: * January 9, 2007: Apple CEO Steve Jobs announces the iPhone. Motorola cringes. * February 26, 1955: George Smith makes aviation history by becoming the first man to bail out of a jet at supersonic speeds * March 18, 1947: Patent #2417786... See less

Highlights: $15.99

Added on 12/12/09

Slap some geek on that gift... After years of toiling and desperation, our engineers at ThinkGeek Gift Labs (tm) have finally invented something so unique and innovative, it perplexes even the brightest minds as to how global society might be... See more

Slap some geek on that gift... After years of toiling and desperation, our engineers at ThinkGeek Gift Labs (tm) have finally invented something so unique and innovative, it perplexes even the brightest minds as to how global society might be impacted. We'll explain it to you but if your brain explodes, we warned you. You see, we have taken the flesh of a tree, mixed it up with some water and other patented goos. Then we took both some organic and inorganic pigments and dissolved them into a solvent. We took those pigments and applied them to the top of the modified tree flesh using very specific and highly intelligent patterns, and then coated everything with a nice protective finish made out of a special liquid that contains a low percentage of pigment and dries to a nice luster. We then folded these new creations and packaged four to a package and are selling them to you at a very affordable price so that you can turn around and use them to cover up things you want to gift to other... See less

Highlights: $5.99

Added on 11/26/09

* A purr-fect Monopoly game for feline fans * Buy, sell and trade Siamese, Persians, Maine Coons and other breeds * Includes 6 custom pewter tokens: milk carton, toy mouse, cat in a basket, cat with scratching post, tuna can and bird * Manufacturer's... See more

* A purr-fect Monopoly game for feline fans * Buy, sell and trade Siamese, Persians, Maine Coons and other breeds * Includes 6 custom pewter tokens: milk carton, toy mouse, cat in a basket, cat with scratching post, tuna can and bird * Manufacturer's Suggested Age: 8 Years and Up * Length of Play: 1-2 Hours * Number of Players: 2 or More Players See less

Highlights: $29.99

Added on 11/26/09

* The board turned out amazing, thanks so much for everything! * EVERYONE should have one of these games. The seller is AWESOME. * Great customer service, really dedicated seller, excellent product!! * Wonderful product!!!! It was perfect!!! A++++++... See more

* The board turned out amazing, thanks so much for everything! * EVERYONE should have one of these games. The seller is AWESOME. * Great customer service, really dedicated seller, excellent product!! * Wonderful product!!!! It was perfect!!! A++++++ * Awesome product! Amazing customer service! Highly recommend! * Absolute pleasure to work with. Communication and end product A+++ Thank you! * In a word, "Wow." Great graphics, terrific to work with. A great gift. Thanks! * Coolest thing ever! Superb quality, excellent communication, fantastic! thx! * EXCELLENT PRODUCT FAST SHIPPING !!! WILL BE BACK. A++++ * Awesome gift! Thank you so much! Will do business again! * Awesome service & product! Would definitely order again! Great communication! * Great contact...great gift...highly recommended * Great experience, my cousin will love this. This is an heirloom! * THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!! A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ * The best thing since chocolate ice cream. Excellent product,... See less

Added on 10/21/09

Paper E-mail - Like e-mail, but with paper. Like the future, but with the technology of the past.

Paper E-mail - Like e-mail, but with paper. Like the future, but with the technology of the past. See less

Highlights: $3.99

Added on 10/21/09

There are a lot of scary things out there. But here at ThinkGeek Mindlabs(TM) we think there are certainly few things scarier than one's own imagination. The human mind can play devious tricks on itself, especially when given a small amount of... See more

There are a lot of scary things out there. But here at ThinkGeek Mindlabs(TM) we think there are certainly few things scarier than one's own imagination. The human mind can play devious tricks on itself, especially when given a small amount of outside stimuli to work with. Your thoughts can easily lead you into a maze of paranoia and put you into a very uncomfortable state of heightened awareness. That odd noise that just came from the attic or the "face" you just saw hovering for a split second outside your window - these things can really stir your thoughts. So, we used this simple principle to create our newest mind toy, the ThinkGeek EvilTron. This fiendishly small device features six creepy sound choices perfect for frightening your "friends" and co-workers. Simply choose your favorite sound (or use the random mode), place it in a dark hiding spot and watch the madness begin. Perfectly suitable for dorm, office and home use. Or try putting it in someone's car - that gets them... See less

Highlights: $9.99

Added on 10/21/09

Sometimes a gadget passes our desks that makes even the most cynical simian here giggle with delight. The Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen is such a gadget. Why? Because there is a simple formula that says gadget enjoyment increases in direct proportion with... See more

Sometimes a gadget passes our desks that makes even the most cynical simian here giggle with delight. The Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen is such a gadget. Why? Because there is a simple formula that says gadget enjoyment increases in direct proportion with the number of things said gadget has crammed in it. In simple terms: the more it do, the more we like it. And this Geek Pen does it all. This high tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the shaft one way and you get a ballpoint pen, twist it the other way and you get a stylus tip for stylusing stuff. Press the top button to turn on the laser pointer, press the bottom button to cycle through the flashlight and UV light. The flashlight even comes on a flexible shaft for precision aiming. Hee hee. Flexible shaft. See less

Highlights: $9.99

Added on 09/17/09

Here at ThinkGeek we pride ourselves on selling the Geekiest shirts in the universe. Of course we have shirts that say clever geeky things, but we also have shirts that detect Wi-Fi, play the drums, and have a big honkin' speaker on the front. We... See more

Here at ThinkGeek we pride ourselves on selling the Geekiest shirts in the universe. Of course we have shirts that say clever geeky things, but we also have shirts that detect Wi-Fi, play the drums, and have a big honkin' speaker on the front. We have shirts that light up to the beat of music, and shirts that love each other so much they glow when in close proximity. Now ThinkGeek is letting you start from scratch and build your very own shirt design with the Brick Construction Shirt. Take your favorite construction blocks of choice (LEGO™, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, K'NEX Bricks™ are all compatible) then start building. You can write messages, incorporate minifigs, build 3-D structures with gears, add motors... the mind boggles. The only limit is your imagination and the amount of weight you can deal with on the front of your shirt. Important Note The Brick Construction Shirt comes with the black baseplate on the front, but nothing to build with. You need to supply your own building... See less

Highlights: $17.99

Added on 09/16/09

Selling geek t-shirts, mugs, ties, high caffeine products, and many other gifts for programmers, linux hackers, and open source geeks.

Selling geek t-shirts, mugs, ties, high caffeine products, and many other gifts for programmers, linux hackers, and open source geeks. See less

Highlights: $2.99

Added on 01/15/09

It appears to be morning. Frightfully inconvenient, I know, Sir. How you begin your day can dictate the pace of the remainder of the day. If, for example, you wake to a ear-shattering buzzing, your whole body will tense. Your teeth will grind, and... See more

It appears to be morning. Frightfully inconvenient, I know, Sir. How you begin your day can dictate the pace of the remainder of the day. If, for example, you wake to a ear-shattering buzzing, your whole body will tense. Your teeth will grind, and you'll be more likely to bite the heads off of your coworkers than treat them well. Your impatience with the day could continue, leading to simple mistakes, and your overreaction to criticism of your errors could very well end in violence, tears, and inevitably, a visit with the local magistrate. Luckily, we've discovered a delightfully new way to become awake and alert without the unpleasantness of artificial electronic buzzing. Stephen Fry, the wonderfully dry and proper Englishman, reprising his role as "Jeeves," a gentleman's gentleman. Do not call him a butler, though he can, of course, buttle with the best of them. Every morning, Jeeves awakens Sir with a most smooth and comforting way, His dulcet voice soothes Sir into gentle... See less

Highlights: $69.99

Added on 01/05/09

Background Music for YOUR Life Does your life seem dull and uninteresting compared to the drama and action of movies and television? Here at ThinkGeek Labs™ we've examined this phenomenon carefully. With the bevy of reality TV shows and humdrum... See more

Background Music for YOUR Life Does your life seem dull and uninteresting compared to the drama and action of movies and television? Here at ThinkGeek Labs™ we've examined this phenomenon carefully. With the bevy of reality TV shows and humdrum movies we quickly decided that what people do in real life is NOT significantly less exciting than what fictional characters on the screen experience... but for some reason, real life just SEEMS much more boring. However, after days of extensive highly-scientific double blind testing we were able to discover the difference... Background Music! Your real life experiences just don't have the needed dramatic soundtrack to back them up. Whether you're brushing your teeth, walking your dog or chatting up that cute girl in chemistry class you need the appropriate music and sound effects to enhance the experience. Fortunately we've developed the solution for this irritating life boredom problem with the Personal Soundtrack Shirt. Make Your Ordinary... See less

Highlights: $39.99

Added on 01/05/09

Mommy, this water burns! Mmmm... how about a nice tall glass of sulfuric acid? Don't be like Johnny - study your chemistry and avoid certain death! Our "Johnny" shirt is a classic chemistry joke you can wear rather than put in your sig for geek... See more

Mommy, this water burns! Mmmm... how about a nice tall glass of sulfuric acid? Don't be like Johnny - study your chemistry and avoid certain death! Our "Johnny" shirt is a classic chemistry joke you can wear rather than put in your sig for geek creds. Johnny was a chemist's son, But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20 was H2SO4. 100% cotton, heavyweight tan t-shirt. Poem and image of poor Johnny printed on the front in dark brown and light blue. See less

Added on 01/05/09

In stock, except for the following item(s): Extra Shapes - Original (Est. 1-3 Weeks) Extra Shapes - Rings (Est. 1-3 Weeks) [ Email me when available ] Don't be Confused! The Fly Stick Wand is the full set including the Wand and 4 mylar shapes. The... See more

In stock, except for the following item(s): Extra Shapes - Original (Est. 1-3 Weeks) Extra Shapes - Rings (Est. 1-3 Weeks) [ Email me when available ] Don't be Confused! The Fly Stick Wand is the full set including the Wand and 4 mylar shapes. The Extra Shape Pack is a package of 5 extra mylar shapes. It does not include the wand. Got it? See less

Highlights: $4.99 - $26.99