Added on 06/15/09

Pullover hoodie tunic cut long with a wide ruffle at the dropwaist hem. Finished with cropped sleeves. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Imported. Machine wash.

Pullover hoodie tunic cut long with a wide ruffle at the dropwaist hem. Finished with cropped sleeves. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Imported. Machine wash. See less

Highlights: $24.99(Was $58.00)

Added on 06/15/09

Soft cotton t-shirt cut long with a deep-v neckline. Topped with a sketchbook-style graphic of Alice's white rabbit. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Made in the USA. Machine wash.

Soft cotton t-shirt cut long with a deep-v neckline. Topped with a sketchbook-style graphic of Alice's white rabbit. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Made in the USA. Machine wash. See less

Highlights: $24.00

Added on 06/13/09

The cat of the moment on his own t-shirt! Show allegiance to Sockington, the most followed kitty on Twitter by wearing the official uniform of the Socks Army. Five color design hand silk-screened onto charcoal and graphite t-shirts. Artwork by the... See more

The cat of the moment on his own t-shirt! Show allegiance to Sockington, the most followed kitty on Twitter by wearing the official uniform of the Socks Army. Five color design hand silk-screened onto charcoal and graphite t-shirts. Artwork by the illustrious Megan Hopkins. Sizing help: Do you normally buy standard men’s concert or geek tees? Gildan is the one for you. Prefer a t-shirt cut that’s a bit more fitted and runs a little small? You’re an American Apparel person. Looking for a shirt that stretches specifically to fit a lady? We recommend the Bella. These shirts are all hand-printed to order, so please consult our sizing charts if you’re unsure what’s right for you. Pet-sized shirts are coming soon! See less

Added on 04/30/09

Unisex long-sleeve pullover v-neck hoodie made with our unique blend of organic cotton, recycled polyester, and naturally occurring rayon. Rib cuffs; exposed cover stitching at armholes; rounded, flexible bottom hem. Wash in cold water, dry on low... See more

Unisex long-sleeve pullover v-neck hoodie made with our unique blend of organic cotton, recycled polyester, and naturally occurring rayon. Rib cuffs; exposed cover stitching at armholes; rounded, flexible bottom hem. Wash in cold water, dry on low heat. •Relaxed fit •38% cotton (6.25% organic cotton), 50% polyester (6.25% recycled poly), 12% rayon •Low-impact yarn dyed, fabric washed •No shrinkage See less

Highlights: $38.00

Added on 04/30/09

Strike fear into the heart of capitalist pigs everywhere! In this shirt you can be the femme fatale, super double agent russian spy girl! Take me in for questioning any time.

Strike fear into the heart of capitalist pigs everywhere! In this shirt you can be the femme fatale, super double agent russian spy girl! Take me in for questioning any time. See less

Highlights: $19.97

Added on 04/30/09

You would totally kick ass in this tee...and you know it.

You would totally kick ass in this tee...and you know it. See less

Highlights: $26.97

Added on 04/29/09

This t-shirt was created in the event you find yourself stranded at your local mall, surrounded by hundreds of brain sucking zombies. At Splitreason.com, we care about our customers, so it's important to us that you have clear instructions on how to... See more

This t-shirt was created in the event you find yourself stranded at your local mall, surrounded by hundreds of brain sucking zombies. At Splitreason.com, we care about our customers, so it's important to us that you have clear instructions on how to pwn zombie faces, and keep your brains inside your skull, right where they belong. * American Apparel style 2102 baby tee * 100% combed, ring spun cotton. * 4.3 ounce. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. * Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem. See less

Highlights: $18.95 USD

Added on 04/29/09

I'll start by making it absolutley clear that this zombie tee is a tribute to Michael Jackso...

I'll start by making it absolutley clear that this zombie tee is a tribute to Michael Jackso... See less

Added on 04/29/09

Baddest of the bad, Nikola Tesla was the object of every lady's affection. Pick up his likeness printed super soft on a black AA tee, and you too can achieve his level of godliness.

Baddest of the bad, Nikola Tesla was the object of every lady's affection. Pick up his likeness printed super soft on a black AA tee, and you too can achieve his level of godliness. See less

Highlights: $20.00

Added on 04/29/09

erstmal n "danke" an die paar Komplimente *muhahaa* alsoo Stetson, ne Ausweiskopie würd ich dir nie und nimmer schicken, dat Foto drauf is einfach eeend hässlich *hahaa* aber zur Not den Führerschein ;) und LaLu,..black is beautiful ;)...außerdem is... See more

erstmal n "danke" an die paar Komplimente *muhahaa* alsoo Stetson, ne Ausweiskopie würd ich dir nie und nimmer schicken, dat Foto drauf is einfach eeend hässlich *hahaa* aber zur Not den Führerschein ;) und LaLu,..black is beautiful ;)...außerdem is schwarz das neue Dunkelblau XD ...und nein,..die Ente gibts leider nürgendwo,...aber schick mir n blanko-Shört und n Edding dann mal ichs so gut ich kann drauf! *hahaaa* ;D See less

Added on 04/29/09

This shirt is emblazoned boldly over its entire surface with the color green. A nice, big image of everyone's favorite vicious citrus, the sabre-toothed lime (with eye-catching pearly whites), adds the perfect decorative flourish to an already... See more

This shirt is emblazoned boldly over its entire surface with the color green. A nice, big image of everyone's favorite vicious citrus, the sabre-toothed lime (with eye-catching pearly whites), adds the perfect decorative flourish to an already stylish shirt. Wear this and everyone will know you're a hip, happening Kingdom of Loathing player. Or they'll think you're some kind of bizarre superhero. See less

Highlights: $15.00

Added on 04/29/09

Like to catch a little bit of zombie destruction on the weekends? Maybe like to get in a few rounds over your lunch break? Be proud to show your involvement in the war against the walking dead, and remember: get out there, have fun, and KILL AS MANY... See more

Like to catch a little bit of zombie destruction on the weekends? Maybe like to get in a few rounds over your lunch break? Be proud to show your involvement in the war against the walking dead, and remember: get out there, have fun, and KILL AS MANY ZOMBIES AND VAMPIRES AS YOU CAN. This shirt is available with multiple levels of gore, so you can get it as bloodied (or unbloodied) as you'd like. Let me know if you have any special requests. Each shirt comes with a custom name and any one- or two-digit number. Also available as a back option is the original slogan "KILL AS MANY ZOMBIES AND VAMPIRES AS YOU CAN", and the sleeve crest, which is modelled after the IZHL Patch. Please note that as each shirt is a custom piece, and we make many of them, please allow at least two weeks for delivery. If you need it by a specific date, please let me know! See less

Highlights: $24.00

Added on 04/29/09

Our 100% cotton Women's tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. * 5.6 oz. 100% cotton * Standard fit

Our 100% cotton Women's tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. * 5.6 oz. 100% cotton * Standard fit See less

Highlights: $20.00

Added on 04/29/09

Come to Monroeville Mall....great shopping if you don't mind all the zombies.

Come to Monroeville Mall....great shopping if you don't mind all the zombies. See less

Highlights: $31.00

Added on 04/29/09

Are you proud to be a part of the 'Colbert Nation'? Show it by wearing this classic piece of Americana! This hoody is navy with white lettering and features Steagle Cobeagle the Eagle proudly in the center. 100% combed cotton. Made on American... See more

Are you proud to be a part of the 'Colbert Nation'? Show it by wearing this classic piece of Americana! This hoody is navy with white lettering and features Steagle Cobeagle the Eagle proudly in the center. 100% combed cotton. Made on American Apparel Unisex Hoodies (Style #5495). Please note: These hoodies are designed with a modern fit. If you are not sure what size to get or if you are in-between sizes, please order a size larger. Price: $34.99 Availability: Please select product options to see availability Usually ships in 2 - 3 business days See less

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Added on 04/29/09

Sure, you and I will be prepared. But how will Joe Random know to seek our assistance? That cross is white in the daytime, and it glows in the dark! How tacky is THAT?

Sure, you and I will be prepared. But how will Joe Random know to seek our assistance? That cross is white in the daytime, and it glows in the dark! How tacky is THAT? See less

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Added on 04/29/09

The rudest and most dangerous shirt you can buy at TopatoCo. This design from A Softer World says everything there is to say. We are not responsible for anything that happens to you if you wear this shirt. We do not advise wearing this shirt in... See more

The rudest and most dangerous shirt you can buy at TopatoCo. This design from A Softer World says everything there is to say. We are not responsible for anything that happens to you if you wear this shirt. We do not advise wearing this shirt in schools, government buildings, airports, hog fries, day care centers, hospitals, synagogues, malls, country clubs, political rallies, church banquets/pot lucks, post offices, day spas, barber shops, tag sales, tacky Western-themed restaurants, auto repair shops, electronics boutiques, grocery stores, hoe-downs, feed stores, chirophractic offices, the welfare office, or to job interviews. We do advise wearing this shirt to parties, rock shows and your last day of work. Shirt Info: Screenprinted on soft and comfortable American Apparel 2001 and 2102, cranberry. See sizing information for specific details! See less

Highlights: $19.00 +Shipping Quantity in Basket: None

Added on 04/29/09

You walk around like everybody else, weaving in and out of the flow of humanity, searching fellow travelers' eyes for the briefest flash of recognition -- of coal-smoke leaking delicately from a too-loose collar, perhaps, or the deep churn of a... See more

You walk around like everybody else, weaving in and out of the flow of humanity, searching fellow travelers' eyes for the briefest flash of recognition -- of coal-smoke leaking delicately from a too-loose collar, perhaps, or the deep churn of a furnace not baffled quite well enough, or of sparks leaping up in the hot space vacated by a man stepping off the curb and into the crosswalk. But now you can put an end to that timidity! Say it loud: Your lungs are boilers; your blood courses at two hundred twelve degrees. Your heart runs on steam power. Shirt Info: Screenprinted on soft and comfortable American Apparel 2001 and 2102 in brown. Print is about 9" wide. See sizing information for specific details! See less

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Added on 04/29/09

For too long the cat lady has been overlooked as a hardworking, creative and nurturing individual. Own your cat lady status! Rock it! Shirt Info: Screenprinted on soft and comfortable American Apparel 2001 and 2102 in army! See sizing information for... See more

For too long the cat lady has been overlooked as a hardworking, creative and nurturing individual. Own your cat lady status! Rock it! Shirt Info: Screenprinted on soft and comfortable American Apparel 2001 and 2102 in army! See sizing information for specific details! See less

Highlights: $18.25 +Shipping Quantity in Basket: None

Added on 04/29/09

Sea Madness. It had to be sea madness. The grizzled sea captain rubbed his eyes. Lightning flashed. His crew had been dead for as long as the storm had been raging. Days? Weeks? Impossible to know. The grizzled sea captain took a long pull from a... See more

Sea Madness. It had to be sea madness. The grizzled sea captain rubbed his eyes. Lightning flashed. His crew had been dead for as long as the storm had been raging. Days? Weeks? Impossible to know. The grizzled sea captain took a long pull from a bottle of spiced rum, and picked up his harpoon gun. Months later, when the ship's remains washed up on a beach in Côte d'Ivoire, this was the only picture recovered from the Grizzled Sea Captain's iPhone. Shirt Info: Screenprinted on soft, comfortable, and socially responsible American Apparel 2001 and 2102 in BLACK! See sizing information first, especially if you haven't ordered American Apparel before! See less

Highlights: $19.75 +Shipping Quantity in Basket: None

Added on 04/28/09

The world's largest social club and lobbying group, just beating out the Humanity of Man and the AARP. Future Corpses of America hosts awkward potlucks and sponsors holiday craft fairs in elementary schools. And they have one kick ass softball team.... See more

The world's largest social club and lobbying group, just beating out the Humanity of Man and the AARP. Future Corpses of America hosts awkward potlucks and sponsors holiday craft fairs in elementary schools. And they have one kick ass softball team. [see comic] See less

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Added on 04/28/09

Haha, yes! I will go out on a limb here and say that this is perhaps THE ONLY SHIRT YOU'LL EVER NEED TO WEAR AGAIN. The sweat balls coming from the pork chop combined with the over-eager smile add, I think, a certain 'je ne sais quoi'. You could... See more

Haha, yes! I will go out on a limb here and say that this is perhaps THE ONLY SHIRT YOU'LL EVER NEED TO WEAR AGAIN. The sweat balls coming from the pork chop combined with the over-eager smile add, I think, a certain 'je ne sais quoi'. You could really become a popular dude in this shirt! They're printed on aquatic blue Hanes Beefy-Ts for men, and on (slightly lighter) baby blue Bella babydolls. The design is about 5 inches by 9 inches. --Ryan Shirt Info: Printed on Mens Hanes Beefy T (5180) and Ladies Bella 1001. See sizing chart for specific detailed information! See less

Highlights: $17.50 +Shipping Quantity in Basket: None

Added on 04/28/09

From this comic comes a realization of the imaginary shirt that Utahraptor describes. I've never had so many emails requesting a shirt before, so here it is! Note that you are buying a sweet shirt with the "feelings" quote on it - you are not buying... See more

From this comic comes a realization of the imaginary shirt that Utahraptor describes. I've never had so many emails requesting a shirt before, so here it is! Note that you are buying a sweet shirt with the "feelings" quote on it - you are not buying actual feelings for men or for the ladies, despite what the title says. You can't BUY feelings, man. You just have to FEEL them. Stark white text on a black shirt, about nine inches long. Hanes shirts for men and Bella babydolls for women! See less

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Added on 04/28/09

This shirt has how-to information [ZOOM] on all of the low-hanging fruit of our modern age. Go back in time wearing this and you'll invent heavier-than-air flight! YOU'LL discover penicillin. YOU'LL be the first to isolate aluminum. Did you know... See more

This shirt has how-to information [ZOOM] on all of the low-hanging fruit of our modern age. Go back in time wearing this and you'll invent heavier-than-air flight! YOU'LL discover penicillin. YOU'LL be the first to isolate aluminum. Did you know aluminum used to be more valuable than gold? YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH. SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE: this shirt also doubles as an "holy cow if this shirt somehow got sent back in time EVERYTHING WOULD BE CHANGED" item. This one garment - YOUR SHIRT - can/definitely will/might have already change(d) the entire course of human history. Wear it with pride! PS: This shirt is also useful in the event of apocalypses! Did we mention it also comes on a print? Shirt Info: Painstakingly screenprinted on Mens Hanes Beefy-T in CHOCOLATE, and Ladies Bella Crew-Neck Jersey Tees (very similar to the American Apparel 2102) in CHOCOLATE! Print is about 14" tall, as big as we could get it. See sizing information if you are curious about how big things are in real life. See less

Highlights: $18.00 +Shipping Quantity in Basket: None