We hate going to events that require nametags. We don't like encouraging strangers to talk to us. Plus, we always forget...
(10/11/09) We hate going to events that require nametags. We don't like encouraging strangers to talk to us. Plus, we always forget to take the damn thing off when we walk out of whatever it was that required the nametag, so we're headed home, stopping by the grocery store, accidentally encouraging the produce manager to address us by name. Which is just creepy. The one exception would be if you had a really long name such as Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel. Or if you had something complicated you had to say with your introduction, such as, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Saying that over and over gets tedious (just ask Count Rugen). So in this case, we figure we can condone the use of nametags. Just this once. Black 100% cotton shirt with white and red "Hello my name is..." sticker over the chest, with Inigo Montoya's full spiel wedged in there.See less
$17.99 - $19.99 available at thinkgeek.com
For artists and DIY-ers of all stripes. Navy sweatshirt is 50/50 cotton blend. T-shirt is 100% cotton. Imported. Sizes...
(10/24/08) For artists and DIY-ers of all stripes. Navy sweatshirt is 50/50 cotton blend. T-shirt is 100% cotton. Imported. Sizes M-XXL. Click for sizing information. Click for larger image.See less
$27.95 Select 1 available at thewirelesscatalog.com
Tags: stole this shirt from a homeless guy t-shirt, homeless guy tee shirt, steal this shirt
(10/17/08) Tags: stole this shirt from a homeless guy t-shirt, homeless guy tee shirt, steal this shirtSee less
available at torsopants.com
Regrettably, All The Good Paying Jobs Start Before I Get Up. printed in white on a black, 100% cotton T-Shirt. Get FREE...
(08/26/08) Regrettably, All The Good Paying Jobs Start Before I Get Up. printed in white on a black, 100% cotton T-Shirt. Get FREE STANDARD SHIPPING & PROCESSING on today's order (UP TO A $13.95 VALUE) when you become a Club W.O.E. Member. Click here to find out how! Click for sizing information. Click for larger image.See less
$17.95 Select 1 available at whatonearthcatalog.com
EXCLUSIVE! "What I really need are minions." printed in white on your choice of a black, 100% cotton T-Shirt or a...
(08/26/08) EXCLUSIVE! "What I really need are minions." printed in white on your choice of a black, 100% cotton T-Shirt or a 50%/50% cotton poly Sweatshirt. Printed in the USA on imported shirts. Save 10% on this item today when you become a Club W.O.E. Member. Click here to find out how! Click for sizing information. Click for larger image.See less
$16.95 Select 1 available at whatonearthcatalog.com
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of DragonsÂ…For You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup! printed in white with a dragon image...
(08/26/08) Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of DragonsÂ…For You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup! printed in white with a dragon image on a hunter green, 100% cotton T-Shirt. Get FREE STANDARD SHIPPING & PROCESSING on today's order (UP TO A $13.95 VALUE) when you become a Club W.O.E. Member. Click here to find out how! Click for sizing information. Click for larger image.See less
$19.95 Select 1 available at whatonearthcatalog.com
Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is Silver. With image of a smiley face with duct tape over his mouth. Printed in black,...
(08/26/08) Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is Silver. With image of a smiley face with duct tape over his mouth. Printed in black, yellow and metallic silver on a white, 100% cotton T-Shirt. Get FREE STANDARD SHIPPING & PROCESSING on today's order (UP TO A $13.95 VALUE) when you become a Club W.O.E. Member. Click here to find out how! Click for sizing information. Click for larger image.See less
$18.95 Select 1 available at whatonearthcatalog.com
EXCLUSIVE! "I'm Not Too Old. It's Just That Your Music Sucks." printed in orange on your choice of a black, 100% cotton...
(08/26/08) EXCLUSIVE! "I'm Not Too Old. It's Just That Your Music Sucks." printed in orange on your choice of a black, 100% cotton T-Shirt or a 50% / 50% cotton poly Sweatshirt. Printed in the USA on imported shirts. Get FREE STANDARD SHIPPING & PROCESSING on today's order (UP TO A $13.95 VALUE) when you become a Club W.O.E. Member. Click here to find out how! Click for sizing information. Click for larger image.See less
EXCLUSIVE! If the lunatics took over the asylum, would anyone even notice? Spread the insanity with this fun shirt. 100%...
(08/26/08) EXCLUSIVE! If the lunatics took over the asylum, would anyone even notice? Spread the insanity with this fun shirt. 100% cotton T-Shirts; 50% cotton/50% poly blend sweatshirts. Machine wash. Imported. Exclusive to our company. Click for sizing information. Click for larger image.See less
$26.95 Select 1 available at thewirelesscatalog.com
Fortunately, picking out a cool shirt to wear doesn't require a degree in brain science. Black sweatshirt is 50/50...
(08/26/08) Fortunately, picking out a cool shirt to wear doesn't require a degree in brain science. Black sweatshirt is 50/50 cotton blend; T-shirt is 100% cotton. Imported. Sizes M-XXL. Click for sizing information. Click for larger image.See less
Feel the forceÂ… of a paranormal shirt that invites second looksand second sight. White sweatshirt is 50/50 cotton blend;...
(08/26/08) Feel the forceÂ… of a paranormal shirt that invites second looksand second sight. White sweatshirt is 50/50 cotton blend; T-shirt is 100% cotton. Imported. Sizes M-XXL. Click for sizing information. Click for larger image.See less
$17.95 SOLD OUT available at thewirelesscatalog.com
Romeo Tees: Anti Me Ringer T
(08/26/08) Romeo Tees: Anti Me Ringer TSee less
$19.99 available at cafepress.com
* Organic cotton offers breathable comfort and easy care * Lycra® spandex helps garment stretch and move gracefully with...
(08/25/08) * Organic cotton offers breathable comfort and easy care * Lycra® spandex helps garment stretch and move gracefully with you * Semifitted style and crochet tape detail at V-neck, chest and sleeves provides a flattering, feminine lookSee less
$50.00 available at rei.com
* Made from certified 100% organic cotton for breathable comfort you can feel good about * Toxic pesticides are...
(08/25/08) * Made from certified 100% organic cotton for breathable comfort you can feel good about * Toxic pesticides are eliminated in every step of the growing process of organic cotton, resulting in far less impact on the environment * Semifitted construction enhances freedom of movement—it's not too tight, not too lose * Easy care—just machine wash and drySee less
$32.00 available at rei.com
* Cotton construction is naturally soft, breathable and comfortable; intricate screen print on center front adds visual...
(08/25/08) * Cotton construction is naturally soft, breathable and comfortable; intricate screen print on center front adds visual detail * Cotton/polyester blend sleeves don a ''burn out'' graphic for great style * Semifitted style creates a flattering fitSee less
$40.00 available at rei.com
* Extremely lightweight cotton is naturally soft, breathable and comfortable * Style details include a V-neck collar...
(08/25/08) * Extremely lightweight cotton is naturally soft, breathable and comfortable * Style details include a V-neck collar with novelty-button placket and vertical striping * Drawstring high waist ties in back to accentuate your curvesSee less
$16.83$45.00* available at rei.com
I see dumb people. - Some days you'd think you were the only person who could see them all. They're coming to get you!
(08/20/08) I see dumb people. - Some days you'd think you were the only person who could see them all. They're coming to get you!See less
$14.99 - $16.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Inconceivable - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
(08/20/08) Inconceivable - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.See less
$16.99 - $18.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Who Knew? What's the ultimate end game for modern society's rampant consumerism and dangerous population growth trends?...
(08/20/08) Who Knew? What's the ultimate end game for modern society's rampant consumerism and dangerous population growth trends? Three words. Soylent Green Biscuits. Discuss. Kelly Green 100% cotton heavyweight tshirt with the phrase 'Soylent Green Is People' written in a retro-seventies style on the front. Beneath this phrase are several humanoids falling into the deep abyss of the shirt - about to become people biscuits. Yumm. If you haven't seen the movie, add it to your Netflix queue already.See less
$14.99 - $15.99 available at thinkgeek.com
There's nothing wrong with a little ego. There are countless formulas and maxims out there in the universe of math,...
(08/20/08) There's nothing wrong with a little ego. There are countless formulas and maxims out there in the universe of math, physics and more — The Pythagorean Theorem, a basic differential equation, E=mc2, and the definition of Pi are ones that many of us know (or at least knew at one point). Well, here at ThinkGeek Research Labs™, we have toiled for many years and have finally come up with what we like to call "The Ultimate Inequation®". The Ultimate Inequation is a highly complex and well-documented representation of the basic premise of superiority shared by many a geek, gamer, or hacker. Put simply, the Ultimate Inequation is i > u. Q.E.D. 100% cotton t-shirt in heavyweight black (suprised ya, didn't we?). "i > u" is printed on the front in white. Ain't simplicity grand?See less
Yummy Theobromine. Caffeine is our favorite stimulant. It is easy to get and comes in many forms. But did you know that...
(08/20/08) Yummy Theobromine. Caffeine is our favorite stimulant. It is easy to get and comes in many forms. But did you know that Caffeine has a sexy younger cousin. Her name is Theobromine, and she's the tasty little number who puts your mind in a happy place while you are eating chocolate. Molecularly similar to caffeine, but with just enough differences to make her a much smoother date, Theobromine is slower to burn out of your system and induces gentle, sensual stimulation to your muscular and cardiovascular systems. Grrrrrrrr! The Theobromine molecule is presented in a beautiful magenta against a sumptuous backdrop of a dark chocolate babydoll shirt. Like a raspberry dipped in ganache, this shirt is just waiting to be given to that special someone. In the words of the immortal Barry White, "Your sweetness is my weakness." Dark chocolate, 100% cotton ladies' shirt. Looser cut than a babydoll tee, this is considered a "classic cut". It's styled for women, but is not tight or fitted. 100%...See less
$17.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Apathy is hard work. Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it...
(08/20/08) Apathy is hard work. Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Take our new 'meh' shirt, for example. Writing copy shouldn't be as hard as coding a first-person shooter in assembly, but sometimes indifference wins and creativity loses. In this case, we gave the writing job to our primary apparel merchant. The best she managed was to write "meh" on the back of a chinese delivery menu. The gadget merchant spent the day drawing doodles in it (after ordering Hunan Beef of course), consisting mostly of stick figures wielding swords. The computing merchant made the most progress: he wrote "t-shirt." He handed the menu to the general manager. She misplaced it in the stacks of other food menus in the kitchen, so we had to start all over. It was then delegated to the customer service monkeys, but they became so unmotivated, they forgot to eat and regretfully expired. The graphic designer made a coffee stain on the menu and turned it...See less
The Curse of Nametags We hate going to events that require nametags. We don't like encouraging strangers to talk to us....
(08/20/08) The Curse of Nametags We hate going to events that require nametags. We don't like encouraging strangers to talk to us. Plus, we always forget to take the damn thing off when we walk out of whatever it was that required the nametag, so we're headed home, stopping by the grocery store, accidentally encouraging the produce manager to address us by name. Which is just creepy. The one exception would be if you had a really long name such as Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel. Or if you had something complicated you had to say with your introduction, such as, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Saying that over and over gets tedious (just ask Count Rugen). So in this case, we figure we can condone the use of nametags. Just this once. Black 100% cotton shirt with white and red "Hello my name is..." sticker over the chest, with Inigo Montoya's full spiel wedged in there.See less
David and Goliath is just the coolest company in the world. Not only do we make the stupidest and funniest products on...
(01/24/08) David and Goliath is just the coolest company in the world. Not only do we make the stupidest and funniest products on the planet... But most of our staff is really stupid too.See less
$24.00 available at davidandgoliathtees.com
$18.00 available at davidandgoliathtees.com
(01/23/08) David and Goliath is just the coolest company in the world. Not only do we make the stupidest and funniest products on the planet... But most of our staff is really stupid too.See less
$20.00 available at davidandgoliathtees.com
DEATH TO UNI-TASKERS Item: ABRN AB1005 | Since this artist-fan so kindly offered up his drawings of me looking all lean...
(01/23/08) DEATH TO UNI-TASKERS Item: ABRN AB1005 | Since this artist-fan so kindly offered up his drawings of me looking all lean and in-shape, with these chiseled tough-guy features, of course I think he’s flat-out gifted. (so, like you wouldn’t feel flattered too?) It’s like he already knew my secret alter-ego AB, the Dark Culinary Voyager and comic book hero. And the weapons -- this guy included my most trusted kitchen gear… Mocha brown shirt – “Ridding the world of uni-taskers… one kitchen at a time” with me on back – with AB Gear logo on frontSee less
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"Baroque(adj.): When you are out of Monet.", can be a statement on one's personal situation, but we prefer to look at it...
(06/12/07) "Baroque(adj.): When you are out of Monet.", can be a statement on one's personal situation, but we prefer to look at it merely as one of the funniest art t-shirts we've seen. This should keep your friends smiling for awhile. Made from high quality 100% pre-shrunk cotton and the brightest, most durable ink on the market.See less
Baroque, No Monet T-shirt... available at flaxart.com
The Duck Tape T-Shirt is pre-shrunk and made of 100% cotton. Sadly, it is not waterproof like the tape. Or the duck.
(06/12/07) The Duck Tape T-Shirt is pre-shrunk and made of 100% cotton. Sadly, it is not waterproof like the tape. Or the duck.See less
Duck Tape T-shirt 1077775... available at flaxart.com
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