Smart Cookie combines the ancient wisdom of the Orient with a splash of a wiseass attitude. Some of its answers... *...
(07/03/08) Smart Cookie combines the ancient wisdom of the Orient with a splash of a wiseass attitude. Some of its answers... * Future sticky like rice * You don't wonton know * Answer sweet and sour * Don't mock the cookie * Try the eggroll * Cookie busy - try later There are 21 inscrutable messages in all. So put YOUR life's major decisions in the hands of the cookie!See less
$4.99 available at perpetualkid.com
These 3/4" tall, soft vinyl Sushi Pencil Toppers look great on pens or pencils but even better on chopsticks. Five...
(07/03/08) These 3/4" tall, soft vinyl Sushi Pencil Toppers look great on pens or pencils but even better on chopsticks. Five different fake morsels come in each illustrated box. Soy sauce and wasabi not included.See less
$4.49 available at perpetualkid.com
Are you a sushi addict or do you know someone that is? Have you been pondering over how more of your day can be spent...
(07/03/08) Are you a sushi addict or do you know someone that is? Have you been pondering over how more of your day can be spent with sushi? What comes in a bento box and will just make your day?.... Sushi Soap! Take it in the bath or shower with you. We like to keep ours on the bathroom counter to make people do a double take! Includes 8 (inedible!) sushi rolls.See less
$7.49 available at perpetualkid.com
The character of a person is judged on the uniqueness of their eraser collection. Okay, so maybe that's not true since...
(07/02/08) The character of a person is judged on the uniqueness of their eraser collection. Okay, so maybe that's not true since we left kindergarten! You can still show up the other kids in the office by prominently displaying your cool new sushi eraser collection! Oh yea, and they also do a pretty darn good job of erasing pencil! Made in Japan. Non-toxic lead-free safe materials! Set of six ultra cool erasers includes a plastic sushi tray. Erasers each measure approx. 1.5” long x .5” wideSee less
Each colorful chopstick holds a special fortune. Or create personalized fortunes for all your special occasions! Blank...
(07/02/08) Each colorful chopstick holds a special fortune. Or create personalized fortunes for all your special occasions! Blank fortune paper included. Includes 6 pairs or colorful resuable plastic chopsticks.See less
$14.99 available at perpetualkid.com
Everyone knows Stickman. He's the generic male silhouette who's constantly caught up in dangerous situations on street...
(07/02/08) Everyone knows Stickman. He's the generic male silhouette who's constantly caught up in dangerous situations on street signs. Each set of puffy vinyl, reflective stickers captures Stickman in all sorts of awkward and painful situations, as he dutifully endures pitfalls and hazards in the name of public safety. One 8" x 10" sheet of twelve stickers. Time to tag your neighbors cube!See less
$5.99 available at perpetualkid.com
Are you a die-hard geek? Express your allegiance to the Nerd World Order with these Geek Temporary Tattoos. Each 3 1/2"...
(07/02/08) Are you a die-hard geek? Express your allegiance to the Nerd World Order with these Geek Temporary Tattoos. Each 3 1/2" x 4 1/2" hard cover book contains sixteen non-toxic temporary tattoos ranging in size from 1/2" to 3". Nothing says "attitude" like a tattoo of a emoticon!See less
$7.25 available at perpetualkid.com
Here's a tongue in-cheek tribute to anyone who's ever scribbled a reminder on their hand or wrist. Err, that would be...
(07/02/08) Here's a tongue in-cheek tribute to anyone who's ever scribbled a reminder on their hand or wrist. Err, that would be about everybody, right? Our To-Do Tattoo kit includes 12 graphic "To Do" forms that you can apply to your body wherever it's most convenient (or creative) and a skin-safe, washable-ink gel pen. You'll never again have to make a lame excuse for missing bowling night or your mom's birthday.See less
$3.99 available at perpetualkid.com
Turn out the lights and watch the party begin. These glow in the dark tattoos are perfect for those intimate moments in...
(07/02/08) Turn out the lights and watch the party begin. These glow in the dark tattoos are perfect for those intimate moments in the dark, sleepovers and discotheques! Includes 60 classic designs. Easily removed with baby oil.See less
Protect yourself from vampire attacks with these potent Garlic Mints! Each 2" round tin contains one hundred mints...
(07/02/08) Protect yourself from vampire attacks with these potent Garlic Mints! Each 2" round tin contains one hundred mints guaranteed to give you the kind of garlic breath that will send vampires scurrying back to their coffins. Warning: consistent use of Garlic Mints may have a negative impact on your social and love life!See less
$1.99 available at perpetualkid.com
Everyone knows someone that needs this. Yep... both side of the box are the same! Brought to you by the health studies...
(07/02/08) Everyone knows someone that needs this. Yep... both side of the box are the same! Brought to you by the health studies bureau.See less
$1.25 available at perpetualkid.com
Each set includes seven 1" tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside each box you'll find two...
(07/02/08) Each set includes seven 1" tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside each box you'll find two fruit flavored gum balls and an eloquent Shakespearean insult printed on the inside. Sure to offend the intellectuals and confuse the dimwitted!See less
Save the princess and knock your opponent out with this great looking tin! Shaped like a vintage Nintendo controller -...
(07/02/08) Save the princess and knock your opponent out with this great looking tin! Shaped like a vintage Nintendo controller - practically to scale! Contains 2 oz. of tasty peppermints inside!See less
These awesome Ninentendo mushroom mints are a tribute to Super Mario Bros. Our mushroom-shaped tins are each filled with...
(07/02/08) These awesome Ninentendo mushroom mints are a tribute to Super Mario Bros. Our mushroom-shaped tins are each filled with 1 oz of yummy mushroom shaped sour candies in three flavors: Cherry, Blue Raspberry and Apple. 3 pack includes one of each color!See less
$11.99 available at perpetualkid.com
Satisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each pack contains twelve 2" sticks of bubble gum...
(07/02/08) Satisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each pack contains twelve 2" sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. Were pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day!See less
$1.79 available at perpetualkid.com
Toast gets no respect. People are always dressing it up with fancy toppings or using it to sop up a tasty broth. Its as...
(07/02/08) Toast gets no respect. People are always dressing it up with fancy toppings or using it to sop up a tasty broth. Its as if toast has become nothing but a means to get other food in your mouth. But, just stop for a minute and think about a world without toast... scary, isnt it? Each 10" x 9" clock has an MDF backing. Requires one AA battery (included).See less
$18.99 available at perpetualkid.com
Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy...
(07/02/08) Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin and contains a small toy to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 2-1/4" x 1" Boo Boo Kisses are cut into the shape of lips and come in four different colors. Fifteen per tin.See less
No Body will dare take your spot on the beach! This unique towel is definitely going to grab some attention, and it's...
(07/02/08) No Body will dare take your spot on the beach! This unique towel is definitely going to grab some attention, and it's sure to keep bodies warm. Whether it's at the beach or lounging by the pool, the Dead Body Towel has got you covered. 60" long x 30' wide. Printed on one side.See less
$13.50 available at perpetualkid.com
Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage....
(07/02/08) Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. If a fancy bandageb is not enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin contains twenty-five 3" x 3/4" adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.See less
Finally a good place for your bling! Our new Bling Box lid reads, "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that bling!"...
(07/02/08) Finally a good place for your bling! Our new Bling Box lid reads, "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that bling!" The inside of the box reads, "Bling went the strings of my heart." Lead free, dishwasher & microwave safe. Measures: 4" x 3" x 2 1/8"See less
These Shot in the Dark glasses have a tough rubber base that glows when the lights go out. Perfect for finding your lost...
(07/02/08) These Shot in the Dark glasses have a tough rubber base that glows when the lights go out. Perfect for finding your lost drink in the dark! Try pouring 4 different drinks, move them around, turn out the lights... and take a shot in the dark. This is the perfect gift for the hard to shop for shot connoisseur!See less
$24.99 available at perpetualkid.com
Are you a punk or a pirate? A camper with a dark side? Everyone can find a place in their hearts for our skull &...
(07/02/08) Are you a punk or a pirate? A camper with a dark side? Everyone can find a place in their hearts for our skull & crossbones Poison Flask! Aluminum flash with screw-on top and clip holds a mighty 14 oz. of your favorite potion. Approx 6.5" tall x 4" wide x 2" deep.See less
$9.99 available at perpetualkid.com
A 4oz Stainless Steel Hip-flask concealed in a hardcover book. What more do we need to say? The Good Book speaks for...
(07/02/08) A 4oz Stainless Steel Hip-flask concealed in a hardcover book. What more do we need to say? The Good Book speaks for itself! Approx. 5.5" tall x 4" wideSee less
$3.49 available at perpetualkid.com
What waits for you behind the unopened door - perhaps it's fate? More likely it's Rover who needs his walkies. Either...
(07/02/08) What waits for you behind the unopened door - perhaps it's fate? More likely it's Rover who needs his walkies. Either way, these glow-in-the-dark key caps are perfect for boneheads who can't remember which key goes where... or super cool people who know how to accessorize their stuff. Set of 6 stretchy skulls. Pirate booty, buried tiki idols and keys not included.See less
$9.49 available at perpetualkid.com
Who doesn't need a little reminder that wherever you stand is, in fact, where you are? Makes a great gift for the...
(07/02/08) Who doesn't need a little reminder that wherever you stand is, in fact, where you are? Makes a great gift for the special person in your life that is always getting lost! Made from 100% recycled truck tires. They're a huge 24" in diameter with durable nylon flocking, usable indoors or out, washable, durable, and totally endearing.See less
$23.99 available at perpetualkid.com
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