Added on 09/09/09

There are times that we wish we could have a little more privacy, retreating into our own space of quietness. Adults crave this just as much as children. With Cave, we are given the opportunity to embrace our escape. Created as a bookshelf with its... See more

There are times that we wish we could have a little more privacy, retreating into our own space of quietness. Adults crave this just as much as children. With Cave, we are given the opportunity to embrace our escape. Created as a bookshelf with its own Cave inside, allowing the user to retreat with a good book, or just sit and relax in their space. The Cave bookshelf is large enough to be used as a divider between rooms creating a wall of separation of my space and yours. Available in two sizes: Children and Adult. Books may be stored on both sides of the bookcase with a cave crawlspace in between. See less

Added on 09/09/09

* Holds up to 20 pounds * 10 inch max book depth * Brushed aluminum finished * Recommend screwing directly into a stud (quiet, you...)

* Holds up to 20 pounds * 10 inch max book depth * Brushed aluminum finished * Recommend screwing directly into a stud (quiet, you...) See less

Highlights: $12.99

Added on 09/09/09

#000000 is the New Black Black. It's simple. It's elegant. It goes with everything. This is why it looks good on your web page and also in your closet. We hear it's all the rage this season in Paris, and not just because it looks great. Functionally,... See more

#000000 is the New Black Black. It's simple. It's elegant. It goes with everything. This is why it looks good on your web page and also in your closet. We hear it's all the rage this season in Paris, and not just because it looks great. Functionally, black lends itself to working backstage on a set, skulking around in the shadows, or squeegeeing penguins after an oil spill. Our version is black on black -- the shiny black hexadecimal code for black emblazoned on a significantly less shiny (aka standard) 100% cotton t-shirt in a super-secret process we agreed to keep silent about. But we'll let you in on a little secret. Ninjas are really difficult to grind up. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

Added on 09/09/09

Preserve Your Old Media Digitally Do you still have a working Betamax, a 3.5" floppy with Windows 3.0 and the original "Pet Rock"? Well then we would bet hard cash that you also have dozens of old records and tapes mouldering in a box in the... See more

Preserve Your Old Media Digitally Do you still have a working Betamax, a 3.5" floppy with Windows 3.0 and the original "Pet Rock"? Well then we would bet hard cash that you also have dozens of old records and tapes mouldering in a box in the basement. Liberate your old media into glorious digital technology with the InstantMusic Vinyl & Cassette Ripper. Simply hook up an old turntable or cassette deck to the InstantMusic and plug it in into an available USB port on your PC. The included software allows you to convert your music to MP3 files, or burn directly to CD. It even smartly detects the gaps between songs to divide that old Journey LP into individual MP3 files perfect for transfer to your newfangled iPod. Please Note: In addition to the InstantMusic, you will need to provide your own turntable, cassette deck, or other audio device to record from. See less

Highlights: $49.99 - $59.99

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Ampersands Make Everything Better We knew we wanted to do a geek version of Experimental Jetset's John & Paul & Ringo & George shirt that has been cycling through the design world. But how to do it? We tossed around UNIX commands, iconic sci-fi... See more

Ampersands Make Everything Better We knew we wanted to do a geek version of Experimental Jetset's John & Paul & Ringo & George shirt that has been cycling through the design world. But how to do it? We tossed around UNIX commands, iconic sci-fi characters, fictional locations... and finally we gave up on it. Put it in the closet of Shirt Ideas Destined Not To Be. Right next to the closet of Gadgets We Thought Were a Good Idea At the Time. And then, during his vacation, no less, our designer came up with the ultimate geek version of the shirt -- based on the video game industry. And not Bushnell & Miyamoto et al. No... the four most archetypal characters that everybody who's every played a video game has met. The concept of video gaming abstracted to the utmost in all its 8-bit glory. Inky & Blinky & Pinky & Clyde. "Inky & Blinky & Pinky & Clyde" printed large in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $15.99

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There is one section of Ninja life that is normally neglected in books, and that is a Ninja's home life. You think they just hang up all their weapons in the closet? Heck no - those are a Ninja's tools, for life. The Ninja uses his Katana to do... See more

There is one section of Ninja life that is normally neglected in books, and that is a Ninja's home life. You think they just hang up all their weapons in the closet? Heck no - those are a Ninja's tools, for life. The Ninja uses his Katana to do everything from butter his bread to separate his laundry (lights from darks). He uses his hand claws to hold corn and peel potatoes. And, he uses his throwing stars for coat hooks. Until you spend your life training in the Ninja arts, we recommend picking up a Ninja Star Coat Hook or two. It's just safer. Ninja hangs up jacket Each Ninja Star Coat Hook is made out of super strong, nickel-plated zinc alloy. One star tip is replaced with a screw, so you can just pick where you want it and screw it into your wall. It will look like a Ninja has attacked your office and you beat him so easily that you now mock his attempt by using his own weapons to hold up your coat. Wow, how did you get so awesome? Your Ninja Star Coat Hook will make you look 100%... See less

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* Because sometimes it's just scary having to wake up in the mornings. Try it with a "blood stained" shower curtain or bath mat. * Choose from: * Shower Curtain * 100% polyester * Includes a full set of shower curtain hooks. * approx. 71" x 71" *... See more

* Because sometimes it's just scary having to wake up in the mornings. Try it with a "blood stained" shower curtain or bath mat. * Choose from: * Shower Curtain * 100% polyester * Includes a full set of shower curtain hooks. * approx. 71" x 71" * Bath Mat * Acrylic fluffy fibers (rubber bottom) * approx. 27.5" x 19.5" x 0.5" See less

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Protect your books with comedy! There are a few reasons why we wear clothes to work. They are an easy way to keep warm; they hide unsightly bulges, lumps, and naughty bits; and they are a fun method to convey humorous messages (like all of our... See more

Protect your books with comedy! There are a few reasons why we wear clothes to work. They are an easy way to keep warm; they hide unsightly bulges, lumps, and naughty bits; and they are a fun method to convey humorous messages (like all of our T-Shirts!) Time to apply these same principles to your library! Really, have you ever thought about how much your books envy your collection of clever and silly T-shirts which baffle and amuse your co-workers? Now your books will be as happy as your torso. The Phony Book Covers come in two flavors. Each will make every visitor to your office or room perform a double take. Do you really have a book about how to get away with stealing from your employer? Did you get this job by cheating your way to a degree? they'll ponder. And you will laugh, knowing that although you seem to have a book on how to steal from your boss, you already had been doing so for years (and don't even get you started about cheating in college!) Not to mention the joy you'll... See less

Highlights: $4.99

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There are many nonverbal signs you can use to let those in your office know how you feel about them. You can leave a sticky note saying "Good Job" on their monitor. You can put laxatives in their coffee. Or, you can do as the ninjas done did: stick... See more

There are many nonverbal signs you can use to let those in your office know how you feel about them. You can leave a sticky note saying "Good Job" on their monitor. You can put laxatives in their coffee. Or, you can do as the ninjas done did: stick an angry note on their cubicle wall with throwing stars. Of course not real throwing stars, but Ninja Star Push Pins. Each set will bring you three Ninja Stars of posting doom. Each star has one corner cut off and replaced with two push pins, so when they are embedded in the wall (or cork board or foam board) they look like they were thrown with great force. And apart from looking cool in the wall, the stories of how the Ninja Star Push Pins got there in the first place will quickly become the things of office legend - because nothing adds emphasis to a sign or note like a Ninja Star. See less

Highlights: $11.99

Added on 09/09/09

Laser helps you get straight cuts in paper and fabric Okay, so we're not quite at the point in the future where everyone has their own flying car and, possibly more disappointing, we don't have personal laser cutting instruments. But judging by the... See more

Laser helps you get straight cuts in paper and fabric Okay, so we're not quite at the point in the future where everyone has their own flying car and, possibly more disappointing, we don't have personal laser cutting instruments. But judging by the way people drive while still on the ground, we're probably not ready for flying cars or laser cutting instruments for that matter. Still, a geek has to dream about such things, right? For now we will go with these Laser Guided Scissors, that will at least help you make some straight cuts. The built-in Laser helps you get straight cuts in paper and fabric, whether gift wrapping or working on a project at home or in the office. See less

Highlights: $17.99

Added on 09/09/09

The iStraw is compact, lightweight and simple to use, an essential companion for all travelers. Unlike water purification tablets, it leaves no funky aftertaste. It reduces up to 99.99999% of all waterborne bacteria, including Giardia and... See more

The iStraw is compact, lightweight and simple to use, an essential companion for all travelers. Unlike water purification tablets, it leaves no funky aftertaste. It reduces up to 99.99999% of all waterborne bacteria, including Giardia and Cryptosporidium. When used properly, the iStraw is capable of filtering up to 500 litres of water. See less

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Out of stock. Medium (S,M,L T-Shirt Size) (Est. 12/ 3) Large (XL,XXL T-Shirt Size) (Est. 12/ 3) [ Email me when available ]

Out of stock. Medium (S,M,L T-Shirt Size) (Est. 12/ 3) Large (XL,XXL T-Shirt Size) (Est. 12/ 3) [ Email me when available ] See less

Added on 09/09/09

The geekier way to bake Not since the invention of fire has there been such an advancement to baking. Science has made it easy for even non-foodie geeks to make brownies better than mom ever did, unless your mom made this pan. Perfect chewy, moist... See more

The geekier way to bake Not since the invention of fire has there been such an advancement to baking. Science has made it easy for even non-foodie geeks to make brownies better than mom ever did, unless your mom made this pan. Perfect chewy, moist brownies are now within our reach thanks to the All Edges Brownie Pan! This is the end of dry edges and uncooked centers. See less

Highlights: $34.99

Added on 09/09/09

Without it, you've got nothing. That's why it's critical to push every stump, whack every shrub, bomb every crag, and generally make a mess of the place looking for hearts. They hide that shit. If someone asks what you are doing, tell them that... See more

Without it, you've got nothing. That's why it's critical to push every stump, whack every shrub, bomb every crag, and generally make a mess of the place looking for hearts. They hide that shit. If someone asks what you are doing, tell them that you're in Landscaping and that you have a vision. 100% cotton heavyweight Beefy Tee in Black. Heart design on the front in red and peach. Penny Arcade logo on the back in red. See less

Highlights: $17.99

Added on 09/09/09

Light and water, working together Light and water - pretty essential for life. Well, heck, pretty essential for just about anything. This product brings them both together in a highly functional way. The lightest, brightest LED cap available. Turns... See more

Light and water, working together Light and water - pretty essential for life. Well, heck, pretty essential for just about anything. This product brings them both together in a highly functional way. The lightest, brightest LED cap available. Turns your water bottle into a solar powered lantern. This small, lightweight (just 2.6oz) cap fits on any "standard" water bottle (2" wide mouth) such as Nalgene, Camelbak, GSI and most others, turning your bottle into a solar-powered lantern. With clean, green solar energy powering your lantern there are no more burned out batteries to worry about or replace (adding to our already toxic landfills). See less

Highlights: $19.99

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Deep in the desert wastes of Egypt, a great superconducting ring sat untouched for thousands of years. Finally unearthed, this great Stargate was eventually harnessed and brought back to Cheyenne Mountain Air Force Station in Colorado to be studied.... See more

Deep in the desert wastes of Egypt, a great superconducting ring sat untouched for thousands of years. Finally unearthed, this great Stargate was eventually harnessed and brought back to Cheyenne Mountain Air Force Station in Colorado to be studied. What isn't well known, however, was many hundreds of smaller rings, each no bigger than a hands-breadth, were also unearthed. The large Stargates took our scientists nigh on 60 years to understand. The little ones, however, have yet to be figured out. Where they visualizing models for the real thing? Could they have been keepsakes or mementos for the Goa'uld builders? Or possibly tiny gateways for mice-shaped hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings? We may never know. The SG-1 program, however, ran out of money in season 10 - er, I mean - 2007, and Cheyenne Mountain had to liquidate its assets. Therefore, we took this miniscule Stargates, placed rippled surfaces inside the rings and called them coasters. Put your drinks on 'em so your desk... See less

Highlights: $29.99

Added on 09/09/09

Clad Your Digits in Highly Polished Steel After the medieval period, folks pretty much gave up on gauntlets as impractical. But here at ThinkGeek we say that the low-tech gauntlet is a vastly underrated every-day fashion accessory. After all, who... See more

Clad Your Digits in Highly Polished Steel After the medieval period, folks pretty much gave up on gauntlets as impractical. But here at ThinkGeek we say that the low-tech gauntlet is a vastly underrated every-day fashion accessory. After all, who wouldn't want their hands protected with heavy steel polished to a chrome finish? Gauntlets are perfect for making a bold statement when flipping the bird. Also, gauntlets are damn impressive at company meetings when you slam your fist on the conference table to emphasis your new budget proposal. In short, steel gauntlets get you respect and fear from everyone around you... and that's not a bad thing. These fine plate mail steel gauntlets are completely hand crafted from steel and feature a mirror chrome zinc alloy finish. Important Note: We recommend you wear gloves before donning your gauntlets. Plate mail is not so comfortable on the skin and may chafe a bit :) See less

Highlights: $59.99

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Adorable furry beasties from the final frontier In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids -... See more

Adorable furry beasties from the final frontier In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically... See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $19.99

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Tired of constantly having an opinion about everything? Just shutup. Unless you've recently been indicted by your local law enforcement, chances are slim that you've had to say the words 'No comment' to anybody (other than perhaps your psychiatrist).... See more

Tired of constantly having an opinion about everything? Just shutup. Unless you've recently been indicted by your local law enforcement, chances are slim that you've had to say the words 'No comment' to anybody (other than perhaps your psychiatrist). And isn't it really the case that by saying 'No comment' you are in fact making a comment? There are implications and assumptions that co-exist with folks that persistently maintain that they don't have a comment to make. Assumptions of guilt, intrigue and superiority mostly. Well here at ThinkGeek we think you should just take it easy for awhile and shut up. Stop telling folks so much. Focus inward. You'll accomplish far more on the computer that way. 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with 'No Comment' quoted via common programming syntax for comments. Oh the irony. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

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Go Away Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager,... See more

Go Away Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with "social," it better end with "networking sites." Pretty much whenever we're out in public, geeks take a circumstance penalty to our CHA-based skills (except Handle Animal), and if you want to land some sort of bonus to offset that, you'd have to down a lot of alcohol or wear a shirt that forewarns people of the situation in a humorous manner and automatically breaks the ice with no effort whatsoever on your part. Oh wait. That's what this is! How convenient is that? This is a... See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

Added on 09/09/09

Tired of people stepping all over you? Well take your frustrations out by stepping all over these choice door/floor mats. Adorned with the peculiar 'There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1' phrase, consider them your own personal wormholes to a place where... See more

Tired of people stepping all over you? Well take your frustrations out by stepping all over these choice door/floor mats. Adorned with the peculiar 'There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1' phrase, consider them your own personal wormholes to a place where users invented clue and upper management gets outsourced. Just step on 'em, click heels twice, and off you go! Perfect for both outdoor home and indoor office use alike, so that makes them extra tastylicious! Includes one Polypropylene surface, vinyl backed entrance mat with the phrase 'There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1' with raised printing front and center. Dimensions: 2' x 3'. Extremely hardy! This floor/door mat is a densely needle punched, polypropylene carpet mat that combines durability with attractive appearance. The high low surface pattern promotes aggressive cleaning action while its rugged vinyl backing provides skid resistant traction. A great mat for stopping dirt and moisture at the door and promoting cleaner, safer interior... See less

Highlights: $39.99

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You see a large wooden door. You open it. You enter a dark cavernous conference room. There are whiteboards, notepads, and a speakerphone. The faint smell of dry erase markers and stale coffee hovers in the dank office air. The fluorescent light... See more

You see a large wooden door. You open it. You enter a dark cavernous conference room. There are whiteboards, notepads, and a speakerphone. The faint smell of dry erase markers and stale coffee hovers in the dank office air. The fluorescent light above you flickers briefly. You see hidden in the shadows the glistening, faceted eyes of your manager. The foul smelling monster breathes heavily -- drooling on a stack of TPS reports. What do you do? I attack. I swing my 2-handed sword at the fell beast! Luckily I'm wearing my +20 Shirt of Smiting, otherwise my roll of 17 would have been merely a glancing blow against his AC 37 scaly hide. Thanks to my new shirt (which also acts as a keen edge spell), it's a critical hit! DOUBLE DAMAGE! Where are the Cheetos? 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black. Don't be deceived by its comfy feel and relaxed fit: with "+20 Shirt of Smiting" printed on the front in white, you're practically invincible! See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $15.99

Added on 09/09/09

Fascinating creatures ants. Sure you hate to see them in your socks or making a B-line for that pizza crust crumb you forgot to sweep up at the local LAN party. But let's give credit where credit is due. Ants are amazing. Ants can lift up to 20x... See more

Fascinating creatures ants. Sure you hate to see them in your socks or making a B-line for that pizza crust crumb you forgot to sweep up at the local LAN party. But let's give credit where credit is due. Ants are amazing. Ants can lift up to 20x their body weight! They have two stomachs and three eyes! They also have uncanny communication skills and amazing abilities to work together to achieve a common goal. This miraculous gel, derived from a NASA Space experiment, serves as both habitat and nutrition for your ants - allowing you to watch in awe as they turn a brick of aqua-blue gel into a fascinating colony of tunnels. Never before have you been so capable of watching these awesome creatures at work. Consider Ants a pest? Think again. As Sun Tzu stated, 'Know Thy Enemy'. And what better way to know them then in this totally enclosed space age aquarium. Ants are perhaps the most populous creatures on the face of planet earth, with at least ten thousand species and countless trillions... See less

Highlights: $12.99 - $19.99

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Do you sometimes feel that you ought to have come into this world with some basic instructions? We frequently do. Life would be so much easier if everybody had a manual and everybody took the time to RTFM. Sure, as a result life might be a tad more... See more

Do you sometimes feel that you ought to have come into this world with some basic instructions? We frequently do. Life would be so much easier if everybody had a manual and everybody took the time to RTFM. Sure, as a result life might be a tad more prosaic, but there's no doubt it would be more efficient. And an efficient life means more time playing games. So us folks here at ThinkGeek T-shirt Labs (TM) toiled and pulled our hair out trying to come up with a single simple maxim to help ensure you stay on the right path in life. And here it is. Maxim #1. Black, cotton babydoll (fitted) t-shirt with the phrase 'Keep out of direct sunlight' emblazoned on the front in white. Never needs watering! See less

Highlights: $18.99

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Enough Social Interaction Doormat / Floormat - Don't make me come and explain this to you in person. Because I won't.

Enough Social Interaction Doormat / Floormat - Don't make me come and explain this to you in person. Because I won't. See less

Added on 09/09/09

And isn't it like that at home, too? Always someone threatening you with bodily harm if you track a mess into the house? Yeah, we know. So get a few Jolly Roger Doormats. They will keep your floors clean (and your hide un-flogged), all the while... See more

And isn't it like that at home, too? Always someone threatening you with bodily harm if you track a mess into the house? Yeah, we know. So get a few Jolly Roger Doormats. They will keep your floors clean (and your hide un-flogged), all the while expressing the latent pirate attitude sailing the seas of your heart. The Jolly Roger Doormat will also let all solicitors know they risk their lives knocking on your door - for pirate justice is swift and terrible. And so is the missus if you track mud on her floors. Arrrgh. See less

Highlights: $23.99

Added on 09/09/09

Grow legs, it will. Yoda lives in a swamp. In that swamp grow all sorts of crazy creatures. But they don't bother Yoda. Know why? Because he feeds them and loves them. And now, guided by Yoda, you can use the same principles in your home, with the... See more

Grow legs, it will. Yoda lives in a swamp. In that swamp grow all sorts of crazy creatures. But they don't bother Yoda. Know why? Because he feeds them and loves them. And now, guided by Yoda, you can use the same principles in your home, with the Dagobah Frog Habitat. All you have to do is send in the order form (and pay shipping, sorry) for your very own tadpole (or, really, just catch one in a pond outside). Then you add it to this aquarium, lovingly designed to look just like Yoda's swampy home. There's even a tiny Yoda figure to remind you to care for your tadpole and be at one with the Force. Eventually, your tadpole with turn into a frog. And that frog, when compared to the little Yoda figure, will be a beast! Get a Dagobah Frog Habitat now, and have a frog army tomorrow. See less

Highlights: $39.99

Added on 09/09/09

So many opportunities for "No." So little time. "No." printed in white across the chest of a black, 100% cotton shirt. It's like the adult version of Milo Oblong's shirt. Slightly more subtle, but no less true.

So many opportunities for "No." So little time. "No." printed in white across the chest of a black, 100% cotton shirt. It's like the adult version of Milo Oblong's shirt. Slightly more subtle, but no less true. See less

Added on 09/09/09

Apathy is hard work. Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Take our new 'meh' shirt, for example. Writing copy shouldn't be as hard as coding a first-person shooter in assembly, but... See more

Apathy is hard work. Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Take our new 'meh' shirt, for example. Writing copy shouldn't be as hard as coding a first-person shooter in assembly, but sometimes indifference wins and creativity loses. In this case, we gave the writing job to our primary apparel merchant. The best she managed was to write "meh" on the back of a chinese delivery menu. The gadget merchant spent the day drawing doodles in it (after ordering Hunan Beef of course), consisting mostly of stick figures wielding swords. The computing merchant made the most progress: he wrote "t-shirt." He handed the menu to the general manager. She misplaced it in the stacks of other food menus in the kitchen, so we had to start all over. It was then delegated to the customer service monkeys, but they became so unmotivated, they forgot to eat and regretfully expired. The graphic designer made a coffee stain on the menu and turned it... See less

Highlights: $17.99

Added on 09/09/09

These black skinny jeans feature antiqued studs at the waistband. Zip front pockets and patch back pockets. Single-button closure. Very mild whiskering and wrinkling at front. Worn spots and very mild distressing. 12" leg opening. * 7.5" rise. 34"... See more

These black skinny jeans feature antiqued studs at the waistband. Zip front pockets and patch back pockets. Single-button closure. Very mild whiskering and wrinkling at front. Worn spots and very mild distressing. 12" leg opening. * 7.5" rise. 34" inseam. * Fabrication: Denim. * 99% cotton/1% elastane. * Wash cold. * Imported. See less

Highlights: $190.00