Despite your mom washing your mouth out with soap, the proclivity to drop the “F” bomb here and there just always stuck with you. Well, forget the soap—time to take you to the toilet, or rather this toilet. The Toilet Mug ($16)—which holds up to 12 ounces of your beverage of choice—is apropos for filthy mouths like yours. Sure, you might evoke gags whilst sipping hot cocoa (especially when the powdered chocolate starts clumping) but it’s not like that would be any worse than the dirty looks you elicited when spewing profanity.