LCARS FTW! You've landed on this page because you're either a really big Star Trek fan, or you're morbidly curious about...
(06/27/09) LCARS FTW! You've landed on this page because you're either a really big Star Trek fan, or you're morbidly curious about what kind of nerd would want these items. I would like to speak, for a moment, to that first group. Ignore the haters, guys - they don't understand Trek. They don't get how cool it is to travel at Warp 9.975 through the Delta Quadrant, or snapping around a singularity at faster-than-light whipping you into the past, or applying two annular confinement beams slightly out of phase onto a Starfleet officer just as an atmospheric window closed causing a duplicate to materialize on the planets surface... The shows were epic, and those poor souls will just have to live in the sad technologically-vapid world they've created for themselves. You're different - you practically LIVE in the 24th century. You've got a communicator, sure. You may even have tribbles and shirts, but do you have 24th century wall panels? No? Well, step right up, my friends! Why, for just a few...See less
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That annoying dude in the cubicle next to you just got fired. He was a loser and deserved it, but now he's mad. He vows...
(06/27/09) That annoying dude in the cubicle next to you just got fired. He was a loser and deserved it, but now he's mad. He vows to "get revenge on the corporate machine that ate him up and spit him out" by urinating on the front steps of the company building. Mid stream, however, he slips on his own pee and tumbles down the steps. He's there now, in a crumpled, jobless heap, crying in his own urine. You could offer to help him up - or you could slap one of your Fail Stickers on his forehead. You, of course, choose the latter. Fail Stickers are the perfect way to bring a fun slice of internet humor into the real world. See something broken? FAIL See someone being dumb? FAIL Just want to be mean regarding your coworkers big project? FAIL The fun of Fail Stickers are endless, because no matter how old you are or where you live or what your lifestyle is like, you'll always run into heaps of FAIL. And now you'll have the tools to label it all properly. Fail Stickers - because the world is full of...See less
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Could come in handy during a breakdown Even in the amazing future, when we all have flying vehicles, you will still have...
(06/27/09) Could come in handy during a breakdown Even in the amazing future, when we all have flying vehicles, you will still have some breakdowns. It's an unavoidable fact, no matter how advanced our transportation gets. You'll be stranded beside some floating fueling station, waiting for a jump start or a replacement levitation solenoid. Or worse, you'll be many miles away from any decent civilization and forced to rely on any basic mechanical skills that you may possess. This compact kit features basic supplies that could come in handy during a breakdown. All items are packed inside a compact nylon case that you can toss into your trunk and forget about until you need it.See less
Picture this: you are out boating with a friend, when suddenly you see a woman get trapped in branches of a fallen tree....
(06/27/09) Picture this: you are out boating with a friend, when suddenly you see a woman get trapped in branches of a fallen tree. She is struggling to survive, but the water is rough and risky to swim in. But you are wearing your SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet, which you quickly unravel into 14' of paracord. You hold one end and give your friend the other. A quick swim to the trapped woman and you have her in your arms. Your friend then helps haul you in by pulling the paracord. It might sound like fiction, but the above is a true story. A life saved because of a SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet (great job, Mike Harper). But you might not just save someone else's life, you know. What if you are in a building overtaken by Alan Rickman and his gang and you find yourself on top of a roof? Sure you could always use a firehose to swing to safety, but if you had a SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet, you wouldn't have to worry about improvising. See, these bracelets (which, by the way, you don't have...See less
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The word of the day is: Anthropomorphize! We do it every day, though mostly without thinking about it - we get angry at...
(06/04/09) The word of the day is: Anthropomorphize! We do it every day, though mostly without thinking about it - we get angry at the stapler that mangled our presentation, or the phone when it can't get a signal. We say we "love this coffee mug," and sometimes we even imagine a face on the clock on the wall. It's called anthropomorphizing, and it's where we imbue human characteristics to inanimate objects. But are they really inanimate? Certain mythologies suggest that the more we use and include these objects in our daily lives, the more connected they become with our lives, thoughts and feelings. They are pleased when we use them, and are sad when they're discarded. Think back to that stuffed monkey doll you had when you were a kid. You threw him away one day, and there he sits - vacuously staring at rotting garbage in a landfill for all eternity. Not very nice at all! So some of these objects can be construed as to have a personality. Why not make it official? Stick a couple of googly eyes,...See less
Turn your old notes into 3-D paper models Origami is a Japanese art which is practiced to create a representation of an...
(06/04/09) Turn your old notes into 3-D paper models Origami is a Japanese art which is practiced to create a representation of an object using paper folding and crease patterns typically without using glue or cutting the paper. Now you can practice origami in the office and make use of all the old sticky notes you have plastered to your desk. These Origami Sticky Notes provide something fun for those dull moments at the office. You can now re-cycle your old sticky notes and turn them in to paper 3-D models. Each pad has printed instructions on each sheet for 10 different origami shapes. From UK-based design company Suck UK.See less
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In stock, except for the following item(s): Mange (Est. 1-3 Weeks) Gangrene (Est. 1-3 Weeks) Stomach Ache (Est. 1-3...
(01/26/09) In stock, except for the following item(s): Mange (Est. 1-3 Weeks) Gangrene (Est. 1-3 Weeks) Stomach Ache (Est. 1-3 Weeks) Bookworm (Est. 1-3 Weeks) Flesh Eating Disease (Est. 1-3 Weeks) [ Email me when available ]See less
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The unique filtration system in the 4-gallon biOrb uses a systemized, five-stage method that actually combines...
(05/21/09) The unique filtration system in the 4-gallon biOrb uses a systemized, five-stage method that actually combines biological, mechanical and chemical filtration. The water in your biOrb remains crystal clear and healthy for months between simple filter changes. An additional benefit of the biOrb is that the filter is barely visible in the bottom of the globe and once the tank is filled with water, there is nothing distracting in the way of your view.See less
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