Added on 11/16/07

Oh Hai, I Upgraded UR Wardrobe Face it -- there are so many opportunities in your life for this shirt. We made it just for you, because we feel your pain, your need to cry out, "DO NOT WANT!" to so many things. Do Not Want is part of our tribute to... See more

Oh Hai, I Upgraded UR Wardrobe Face it -- there are so many opportunities in your life for this shirt. We made it just for you, because we feel your pain, your need to cry out, "DO NOT WANT!" to so many things. Do Not Want is part of our tribute to LOLCats. (And Backstroke of the West... you didn't think we'd forget the origin, did you? Especially if it had to do with Star Wars. Clearly you underestimate us, young Padawan.) Maybe you should get a small for your cat. Cause you know that'd be your cat's sentiment if you tried to make the cat wear it.... We predict that wearing your Do Not Want shirt will come in handy in everyday situations. Salmonella? Do Not Want. Jury summons? Do Not Want. Screaming baby in the seat next to you on the airplane? Do Not Want. Soda on your keyboard? Do Not Want! This charcoal gray t-shirt are made by serious cat with 100% serious thread. We mean cotton. 100% cotton. No idea how serious cat snuck in there. Srsly. White "Do Not Want!" printed in Impact... See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

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If you don't get it, you probably don't have it. Here is one way to get it, and here is another. "Got Root?" in white on a black background. 100% cotton ladies' 1x1 rib long-sleeved shirt with a hood. Stretchy and fitted, not baggy like the guys'... See more

If you don't get it, you probably don't have it. Here is one way to get it, and here is another. "Got Root?" in white on a black background. 100% cotton ladies' 1x1 rib long-sleeved shirt with a hood. Stretchy and fitted, not baggy like the guys' stuff! "got root?" printed on the front in white. See less

Highlights: $19.99

Added on 11/16/07

We know geeks have a penchant for the subtle, and although we could have tried a little harder with this one, it still takes a whole milisecond or two to see the KISS hidden in the middle of our GEEK IS SEXY shirt. Sneaky, huh? 100% cotton, stretchy... See more

We know geeks have a penchant for the subtle, and although we could have tried a little harder with this one, it still takes a whole milisecond or two to see the KISS hidden in the middle of our GEEK IS SEXY shirt. Sneaky, huh? 100% cotton, stretchy babydoll tee available in geeky black. GEEK IS SEXY printed in red and white. See less

Highlights: $17.99

Added on 11/16/07

The Robot Apocalypse is Coming... Protect Yourself with Glowing Shirts As you probably already know the Transformers are coming to wage war across our puny planet. We recommend you choose your alliances now and make sure to hide those extra stashes... See more

The Robot Apocalypse is Coming... Protect Yourself with Glowing Shirts As you probably already know the Transformers are coming to wage war across our puny planet. We recommend you choose your alliances now and make sure to hide those extra stashes of energon. And hey it couldn't hurt to demonstrate your good faith by picking up some Transformers related apparel like these cool animated glowing T-Shirts. Each features the Autobot or Decepticon logo, lights up and animates. We suggest you purchase one of each just in case... you don't want to be on the wrong side when transforming robots from Cybertron battle. See less

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#include <beer.h> - Oh joyous and glorious beer. Make sure to include *good* beer in your include beer glasses...

#include <beer.h> - Oh joyous and glorious beer. Make sure to include *good* beer in your include beer glasses... See less

Highlights: $5.99 - $16.99

Added on 11/16/07

Flower Can Roll Call: * Magic Bean - Beanium Magicus - A fantastic little plant, with a secret. When it sprouts, the words "I ♥ You" can be seen written on the bean. How? Plant Magic, that's how. * Sunflower - Helianthus Annuus - This perky... See more

Flower Can Roll Call: * Magic Bean - Beanium Magicus - A fantastic little plant, with a secret. When it sprouts, the words "I ♥ You" can be seen written on the bean. How? Plant Magic, that's how. * Sunflower - Helianthus Annuus - This perky heliotropic marvel follows the sun as it crosses the sky. Well, it bends to follow the sun; the sunflower can't actually fly. * Cockscomb - Celosia cristata - This flower just makes us giggle. See less

Highlights: $5.99 - $9.99

Added on 11/16/07

Super Simian "Who do you call When you are scared…? When you are hungry…? When you are snared…? In dire times, only one primate will do… It's Cap'n Danger: to the rescue!!"

Super Simian "Who do you call When you are scared…? When you are hungry…? When you are snared…? In dire times, only one primate will do… It's Cap'n Danger: to the rescue!!" See less

Highlights: $12.99

Added on 11/16/07

the warmers pictured have sold.... these are available now in any combination of two, three or four colors.... black, charcoal, light brown, taupe, olive, burgundy, navy, light blue, avocado and off white. made with new and recycled materials...... See more

the warmers pictured have sold.... these are available now in any combination of two, three or four colors.... black, charcoal, light brown, taupe, olive, burgundy, navy, light blue, avocado and off white. made with new and recycled materials... fully serged seams. the hat... by girlwithahook... go check her shop out... i have a bunch of her hats, all my absolute favorites!!! See less

Highlights: $35.00 1 in stock

Added on 11/16/07

Finally, the ever popular and much anticipated long version of the wrist warmers! They are perfect for typing, waving, punching, and many other arm related activities. These gloves/arm warmers are great in almost any weather and can be made in a... See more

Finally, the ever popular and much anticipated long version of the wrist warmers! They are perfect for typing, waving, punching, and many other arm related activities. These gloves/arm warmers are great in almost any weather and can be made in a practically endless combination of colors. Trendy and stylish, the gloves are fingerless and measure 15" long, knit from acrylic worsted weight yarn. Please contact me if you would like a pair made in reverse colors or different colors entirely. They can also be made in custom lengths and will be priced based on length increase or decrease. See less

Highlights: $33.00 1 in stock

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Exposed seam detailing, soft light ruffled edging. Serged seams. Great cotton lycra material. Wear as pictured or scrunched down around wrists. Also available in off white, taupe, burgundy, navy, grey, dark brown, light brown and olive.

Exposed seam detailing, soft light ruffled edging. Serged seams. Great cotton lycra material. Wear as pictured or scrunched down around wrists. Also available in off white, taupe, burgundy, navy, grey, dark brown, light brown and olive. See less

Highlights: $15.00 1 in stock

Added on 11/16/07

Give these precious animals a home and they'll warm your heart and your head. This black knit beanie features the whole Skelanimals clan with red hearts. One size fits most. 100% acrylic. Wash cold. Dry flat. Imported. Shipping Options Show a Friend

Give these precious animals a home and they'll warm your heart and your head. This black knit beanie features the whole Skelanimals clan with red hearts. One size fits most. 100% acrylic. Wash cold. Dry flat. Imported. Shipping Options Show a Friend See less

Highlights: $14.99

Added on 11/16/07

A great Bench hat Our Buyer Says: "Ideal for those cooler days and nights. This Bench beanie hat will ensure you look cool whenever you wear it"

A great Bench hat Our Buyer Says: "Ideal for those cooler days and nights. This Bench beanie hat will ensure you look cool whenever you wear it" See less

Highlights: PRICE £7.99 SAVE £5.00 RRP £12.99

Added on 11/16/07

Wear your pride on your head. Don't be shy, it's cool to be a geek these days, so don this hat and it will make you that much cooler - or warmer - depending on the semantics of the moment. 100% acrylic knit cap in navy blue with white contrast trim... See more

Wear your pride on your head. Don't be shy, it's cool to be a geek these days, so don this hat and it will make you that much cooler - or warmer - depending on the semantics of the moment. 100% acrylic knit cap in navy blue with white contrast trim and "geek." embroidered in white. See less

Highlights: $12.99

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Just in case you didn't already know. It's a common misconception that Rogues "do it" from the front or even, on rare occasion, laterally. While there was a brief period in the sixties where such things might have been in vogue, these days it's... See more

Just in case you didn't already know. It's a common misconception that Rogues "do it" from the front or even, on rare occasion, laterally. While there was a brief period in the sixties where such things might have been in vogue, these days it's understood that the best position for rogues worldwide is directly behind. Indeed, many roguish feats demand it. 100% cotton 1x1 rib ladies' shirt in stealthy black. Stretchy and very fitted. With "Rogues do it from behind" printed on the front in white, and the Penny Arcade logo on the back - also in white. See less

Highlights: $17.99

Added on 11/16/07

* iPod's massive 160GB hard drive holds 40,000 songs or 25,000 photos or 200 hours of video * Apple pocket-size audio-video has 2.5-inch color LCD display with 320 x 240 resolution for enjoying your favorite movies, videos and podcasts * iPod 6th Gen... See more

* iPod's massive 160GB hard drive holds 40,000 songs or 25,000 photos or 200 hours of video * Apple pocket-size audio-video has 2.5-inch color LCD display with 320 x 240 resolution for enjoying your favorite movies, videos and podcasts * iPod 6th Gen Classic now boasts up to 40 hours of battery life for audio playback and 7 hours for video. * Charge iPod classic to 80-percent capacity in 2 hours or to full capacity in 4 hours * Access your music by browsing through album artwork and then select an album to see the track list * Make slideshows with smooth transitions and your own music * Purchase and watch music videos or ad-free episodes of ABC or Disney television shows * View digital home movies recorded or MPEG-4 format video files * Listen to audiobooks * Pre-loaded with Vortex, iQuiz and Klondike * Will sync with Address Book and iCal on the Mac and Outlook or Outlook Express on the PC * Has built in world clock and stopwatch * System requirements (Windows): Windows Vista, XP with... See less

Highlights: Compare at: $499.99

Added on 11/16/07

Geek messages written in glowing LED Check-out this customizable name badge with scrolling LED message. It is completely programmable to say what you want. The message can be changed "on the fly" using the 3 onboard control buttons. Up to 6 different... See more

Geek messages written in glowing LED Check-out this customizable name badge with scrolling LED message. It is completely programmable to say what you want. The message can be changed "on the fly" using the 3 onboard control buttons. Up to 6 different messages can be loaded into the badge. Each message can be set for scroll speed and brightness level. To change to a different message, simply use the buttons on the back of the badge. The Scrolling LED Badge is smaller than a credit card and weighs about 1 ounce. It attaches to your shirt using a small magnetic connection on the back of the badge. The LED message is very visible and easy to read and has 9 different speed settings. The battery life is about 18 hours. * Holds 6 messages at one time, each message 256 characters long * Onboard speed and brightness adjustment (9 speed and 9 brightness settings) * All functions can be programmed without a computer (using the onboard programming buttons) * Message text can be easily programmed... See less

Highlights: $29.99

Added on 11/16/07

* Watch ants live, work and tunnel in the nutritious and non-toxic gel as they create series upon series of intricate tunnels. * Easy to care for - Ants need NO food or water. * Case is 6.5"x 5.5"x 1.25"

* Watch ants live, work and tunnel in the nutritious and non-toxic gel as they create series upon series of intricate tunnels. * Easy to care for - Ants need NO food or water. * Case is 6.5"x 5.5"x 1.25" See less

Highlights: Price: $29.99

Added on 11/16/07

A shirt for lovers of the lilly-livered As you may have noticed, ThinkGeek offers some fine ninja products... As Timmy, our faithful monkey mascot, constantly reminds us, the arch enemy of the ninja is the pirate. Therefore we felt it was high time... See more

A shirt for lovers of the lilly-livered As you may have noticed, ThinkGeek offers some fine ninja products... As Timmy, our faithful monkey mascot, constantly reminds us, the arch enemy of the ninja is the pirate. Therefore we felt it was high time to create an apparel ode to our other most favorite rogue ... the Pirate. Whether you're sailing the high seas, or languishing under house arrest after downloading the latest torrent of Episode III... you'll be ready for potentially illegal action in this stylish shirt. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with common pirate speak on the front and the jolly roger on the back. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

Added on 11/16/07

* Transformers 2.75" tall by 2.5" wide and will fit a belt up to 1.5" wide * Nintendo 2" tall by 4.5" wide and will fit a belt up to 1.75" wide * Vader 3.5" tall by 3.5" wide and will fit a belt up to 1.5" wide

* Transformers 2.75" tall by 2.5" wide and will fit a belt up to 1.5" wide * Nintendo 2" tall by 4.5" wide and will fit a belt up to 1.75" wide * Vader 3.5" tall by 3.5" wide and will fit a belt up to 1.5" wide See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $24.99

Added on 11/16/07

Small Fry - Big Hero At first just a standard astromech tuber, Artoo Potatoo became one of the Rebellion's greatest assets. Braving all sorts of perils (like being scalloped or mashed), Artoo delivered Princess Tater's hologram message to a young... See more

Small Fry - Big Hero At first just a standard astromech tuber, Artoo Potatoo became one of the Rebellion's greatest assets. Braving all sorts of perils (like being scalloped or mashed), Artoo delivered Princess Tater's hologram message to a young hero-to-be: Luke Frywalker. Later, alongside Luke, Artoo helped bring down Darth Tater and his Death Starfruit, cementing his place as a galactic hero. Now you can bring this little spud to your home or office. Thrill as you arrange and rearrange all the pieces of little Artoo. You'll never question how much fun you can have with a robotic spud. The only question you'll have is: is it Po-tay-too or Po-tah-too? Includes - Mini Potato Head Body, interchangable pieces, and a little plastic "hologram" of Princess Tater. See less

Highlights: $9.99

Added on 11/16/07

Grow Your Very Own Desert When we saw this kit we just about freaked. Grow your own desserts? What could be more wonderful than that? Ty planned a Donut Farm; Willie wanted to grow some Twinkie Trees; and Fraize couldn't wait to plant a Cheesecake... See more

Grow Your Very Own Desert When we saw this kit we just about freaked. Grow your own desserts? What could be more wonderful than that? Ty planned a Donut Farm; Willie wanted to grow some Twinkie Trees; and Fraize couldn't wait to plant a Cheesecake Bush. Then someone told us that we actually had a kit to grow a d-e-s-e-r-t, not a d-e-s-s-e-r-t (apparently that extra "s" really makes a difference). We all felt pretty silly, and don't tell anyone, but Ty cried a bit. Once we accepted reality, we realized how cool a desert was. There are cacti and weird-but-hip trees and scary animals. This kit leaves out the scary animals, so we all can enjoy the beauty and uniqueness of the desert without having to worry about scorpions, tarantulas, and whales. Within a week, you should be seeing sprouts. Since there are over 20 kinds of plants in the seed packets, it all depends on who wants to grow first - but all the seeds will germinate in 1-6 weeks. Because you are growing a desert, you rarely have... See less

Highlights: $14.99

Added on 11/16/07

The Doom that Came to ThinkGeek From "The Call of Cthulhu," by H.P. Lovecraft, we learn of a gigantic creature. It has existed for longer than memory, and has traveled between the stars. It can never die, and its very existence puts all that we know... See more

The Doom that Came to ThinkGeek From "The Call of Cthulhu," by H.P. Lovecraft, we learn of a gigantic creature. It has existed for longer than memory, and has traveled between the stars. It can never die, and its very existence puts all that we know or think we know into question. It is truly alien, viewing humans and our society the same way we would view tiny insects. Cthulhu is a mass of tentacles and claws and feelers and scales. It is truly a vision of a nightmare, which, of course, means it would make a perfect addition to your home or office! As a charming plush, this cute little monster will be happy to glare evilly at anyone – just for you. Look at that tentacled face – absolutely, other-worldly adorable. Come on; give that widdle, cuddley-wuddley, widdle Cthulhu a kiss. You know you want to. And if you are really nice to this small plush version of Cthulhu, when the real one wakes up…it might not eat you. Dimensions: Approx. 6" tall with a 6" wing span. See less

Highlights: $9.99

Added on 11/16/07

Tired of being Cthulhu's puppet? Now he can be your puppet! High quality hard puppet featuring H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu. Perfect for a Call of Cthulhu game or for just having a bit of fun. Your hand goes inside of the Plush Cthulhu Hand Puppet and... See more

Tired of being Cthulhu's puppet? Now he can be your puppet! High quality hard puppet featuring H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu. Perfect for a Call of Cthulhu game or for just having a bit of fun. Your hand goes inside of the Plush Cthulhu Hand Puppet and you can put your fingers in his tentacles and move them! Cthulhu Hand Puppet Plush Toy See less

Added on 11/16/07

What's your status? If you've ever run across a "403 Forbidden" error on a web site, it means you've either stumbled onto the wrong page, or you've been snooping where you shouldn't be! One nice thing about the Hypertext Transfer Protocol that runs... See more

What's your status? If you've ever run across a "403 Forbidden" error on a web site, it means you've either stumbled onto the wrong page, or you've been snooping where you shouldn't be! One nice thing about the Hypertext Transfer Protocol that runs the web (HTTP for short) is that it includes helpful status codes such as "404 Not Found" when a resource can't be found and "403 Forbidden" when the web site you're knocking at does not want you to come in. One rarely seen status code is the elusive "200 OK" which basically means that everything went fine, and you're seeing the page you're supposed to be seeing! We thought it sure would be handy if life came with status codes, but since it doesn't, we did the next best thing and printed them on stuff you wear. But not just any old stuff - we had to try something different, and print them on undies. So we bring you HTTPanties for the discriminating woman who would prefer a web-savvy and somewhat-direct approach in the romance department.... See less

Highlights: $7.99

Added on 11/16/07

Cubicle warfare just got an upgrade The arms race is on. The workplace has become a dangerous place, but once upon a time, it was all a laugh. Back in the day, your workmates chased each other with squirt-guns, then disc-guns. Everybody laughed when... See more

Cubicle warfare just got an upgrade The arms race is on. The workplace has become a dangerous place, but once upon a time, it was all a laugh. Back in the day, your workmates chased each other with squirt-guns, then disc-guns. Everybody laughed when somebody brought in the harmless Airzooka. Gleefully, somebody brought in a marshmallow blaster. Then it went kinda nuts. Sonic Grenades, catapults, lightsabers, ninjas... Suddenly, it was less about harmless fun. Suddenly, things got serious. Deadly serious. The day that the guy down the hall brought in the USB Missile Launcher was the day the gauntlet was thrown down. Today is the day it gets picked up, and slapped across the face of your office enemy. ThinkGeek's new USB Rocket Launcher has more than twice the range of his missile launcher - yeah, I said twice the range. Now you can be the one your cube-neighbors fear, and fear leads to respect... or does fear lead to anger? I forget. Anyway, this rocket launcher connects to your Windows... See less

Highlights: $39.99

Added on 11/16/07

A classy watch with great video display! For a wristwatch to be considered truly geeky it should have one of two things - the ability to play audio and video or some kind of communication functionality (like a built-in cell phone). Well, you can... See more

A classy watch with great video display! For a wristwatch to be considered truly geeky it should have one of two things - the ability to play audio and video or some kind of communication functionality (like a built-in cell phone). Well, you can definitely put a big bold check mark in the "yes" column for the Metallic Video Watch with OLED Screen. With a full color screen this watch displays video and images very nicely with a 128x128 pixel resolution. The OLED screen is crisp and bright and the watch itself is surprisingly well proportioned (not thick or bulky). It also has a stylish band and metal case. Audio is accommodated very nicely, with MP3/WMA playback and 5 equalizer modes. A built-in microphone allows recording of notes to self, meetings, conversations or various ramblings for later playback. Battery charges via USB and sports a 7 hour play time (4 hours for video playback). Available with 2GB storage capacity. See less

Added on 11/16/07

Caffeine. Now Available in Bling. Your favorite molecule shouldn't be relegated to casual Fridays. Bring it with you every day with a sterling silver incarnation. Designed by a wayward Ph.D. post-grad in molecular biophysics, this sterling silver... See more

Caffeine. Now Available in Bling. Your favorite molecule shouldn't be relegated to casual Fridays. Bring it with you every day with a sterling silver incarnation. Designed by a wayward Ph.D. post-grad in molecular biophysics, this sterling silver caffeine molecule pendant is about 1.5 inches wide. It hangs from a sterling silver snake chain that can be adjusted for length between 16 and 18 inches. Each necklace is packaged in a recycled gift box and includes an informational tag about caffeine. We know you're already in the know about caffeine, but if this is a gift or something that tag could come in handy. Or you could carry it with you for easier explanations when folks ask you what your necklace is all about. See less

Added on 11/16/07

Simultaneously Affirm And Reject Corporate Conformity! For those of you who relish in being naughty and nice, we think you'll just love this 100% silk tie. Wear it at board meetings for a real gut wrenching show of pure cranium. Or just wear it with... See more

Simultaneously Affirm And Reject Corporate Conformity! For those of you who relish in being naughty and nice, we think you'll just love this 100% silk tie. Wear it at board meetings for a real gut wrenching show of pure cranium. Or just wear it with your three piece suit and hide behind that smirk on your face as you stride down the corridors with your little secret. "Great Tie Bob", they'll say, "Is That An Armani?". Just casually nod to the peons and walk away... ----- Our 'ties suck' tie is one very stylish and dark blue 100% Silk tie with a grayish silver repeating pattern in binary. Should the binary pattern be translated into it's ASCII equivalent, you'll soon figure out why we called this tie the 'ties suck' tie. It is, truly, The Tie of Ties. The One Tie To Rule Them All And In The Hallways Mock Them... Please note that your ThinkGeek 'Ties Suck' Tie will not arrive emanating from a cloud as the one on this page is depicted. 'Darn!' you are thinking to yourself, 'that would... See less

Highlights: ₤8.45 ($24.99)