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Amazon.com: Juno - Most Fruitful Yuki Soft T-Shirt: Apparel

Amazon.com: Juno - Most Fruitful Yuki Soft T-Shirt: Apparel See less

Highlights: Price: $24.00 - $26.00

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The world is a mess and so are you if you don't get this shirt.

The world is a mess and so are you if you don't get this shirt. See less

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See this at: mentalfloss.com| Added on 11/11/08

For-ever Ju-ng! Funny tshirts with a mental_floss twist. mental_floss online store

For-ever Ju-ng! Funny tshirts with a mental_floss twist. mental_floss online store See less

Highlights: * Price: $17.97

See this at: mentalfloss.com| Added on 11/11/08

Pavlov LONG-SLEEVED shirt, an exclusive mental_floss creation. Features a stylized dog with the phrase, "The Name that Rings a Bell." •100% cotton long-sleeved shirt • White with royal blue print • mental_floss logo on the sleeve • Available in S, M,... See more

Pavlov LONG-SLEEVED shirt, an exclusive mental_floss creation. Features a stylized dog with the phrase, "The Name that Rings a Bell." •100% cotton long-sleeved shirt • White with royal blue print • mental_floss logo on the sleeve • Available in S, M, L, XL and XXL See less

Highlights: * Price: $19.95

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Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever! • Sapphire Shirt • mental_floss logo on the sleeve

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever! • Sapphire Shirt • mental_floss logo on the sleeve See less

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Vampires are A Pain in the Neck • Color: Black • mental_floss logo on the sleeve

Vampires are A Pain in the Neck • Color: Black • mental_floss logo on the sleeve See less

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The Judicial System Rules! • Color: cardinal red • mental_floss logo on the sleeve

The Judicial System Rules! • Color: cardinal red • mental_floss logo on the sleeve See less

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Cops are the real heroes, but you should be second on your list. (Light blue shirt.)

Cops are the real heroes, but you should be second on your list. (Light blue shirt.) See less

Highlights: $18.50 +Shipping

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/21/08

Happy joy! Here's a great new parody T-shirt created by Japanese illustrator Kenji Takahashi, featuring an ultra-cute image of a famous Japanese anime face. A super original T-shirt for you, recommended for all Totoro and Studio Ghibli fans! Sizes in... See more

Happy joy! Here's a great new parody T-shirt created by Japanese illustrator Kenji Takahashi, featuring an ultra-cute image of a famous Japanese anime face. A super original T-shirt for you, recommended for all Totoro and Studio Ghibli fans! Sizes in stock are S through 2XL are available. Light blue 100% heavyweight cotton t-shirt. See less

Highlights: $13.49 - $16.99

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Homework Start Doing Yourself, I'm Done!

Homework Start Doing Yourself, I'm Done! See less

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* 1.1 When I Was Your Age Pluto Was A Planet

* 1.1 When I Was Your Age Pluto Was A Planet See less

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If everything in your order is in stock, it will ship the next business day. J!NX does not split-ship orders.

If everything in your order is in stock, it will ship the next business day. J!NX does not split-ship orders. See less

Highlights: * Price: $17.99 - $19.99

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how is he falling more down the ladder. 1st:this is just going to make him go up, so what if its not some huge big budget film, the whole point of this is just to make a short sweded film that kicks ass. 2nd:to say he is falling down farther is... See more

how is he falling more down the ladder. 1st:this is just going to make him go up, so what if its not some huge big budget film, the whole point of this is just to make a short sweded film that kicks ass. 2nd:to say he is falling down farther is implying he was already falling which is bs H&K was made so awesome by him See less

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See this at: jinx.com| Added on 07/18/08

Have you ever wanted to bench press 3000 pounds? Have you ever wanted to make villains cower and women swoon just by walking in the room? Have you ever wanted to wake up every morning rich, ripped, and extremely good looking? Well you can't. But you... See more

Have you ever wanted to bench press 3000 pounds? Have you ever wanted to make villains cower and women swoon just by walking in the room? Have you ever wanted to wake up every morning rich, ripped, and extremely good looking? Well you can't. But you can wear my shirt if you want. See less

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If everything in your order is in stock, it will ship the next business day. J!NX does not split-ship orders.

If everything in your order is in stock, it will ship the next business day. J!NX does not split-ship orders. See less

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For the More Literal Minded... Is your body the staging area for a future geek? Or do you know a gestating female mammal who's growing her own? Celebrate the miracle of birth with our Geek Inside shirt, logo emblazoned in white on future mom's belly.... See more

For the More Literal Minded... Is your body the staging area for a future geek? Or do you know a gestating female mammal who's growing her own? Celebrate the miracle of birth with our Geek Inside shirt, logo emblazoned in white on future mom's belly. There'll be no question of what sort of toys to buy the little tyke with this guidance. Break out the USB-powered crib mobile, the Hoberman blocks, and the caffeine-laced pacifier. These are maternity shirts, a 100% cotton combed ringspun jersey in black with the Geek Inside logo in black across the belly. See below for sizing details. See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/24/08

A Little Tux For Little People ThinkGeek has created this fine alternative to the traditional Tux logo for those child processes that are roaming about out there... All cotton high quality white kids tee with a 'Baby Tux' imprint. Available in... See more

A Little Tux For Little People ThinkGeek has created this fine alternative to the traditional Tux logo for those child processes that are roaming about out there... All cotton high quality white kids tee with a 'Baby Tux' imprint. Available in various sizes from infants to toddlers. See less

Highlights: $12.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/24/08

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." You've always had your own thing going on. Been a little different from everyone else. Had issues with authority. And out in the far reaches of the universe, what're they... See more

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." You've always had your own thing going on. Been a little different from everyone else. Had issues with authority. And out in the far reaches of the universe, what're they doin' stickin' their noses in your business anyhow? They don't know what it's like out there. Right? That's why we've pegged you as a Browncoat. An Independent. You're the one who goes and picks fights with the guys in the tiny cars at the Unification Day parades, aren't you? Yeah. We thought we recognized your type. Troublemaker. 100% cotton brown shirt with "browncoat" printed on the front with "I aim to misbehave" and the word Serenity on the back. Consider this your official warning: the Alliance will definitely be able to identify you in this one. See less

Highlights: $16.99 - $18.49

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/24/08

Yoda needs to update his $PATH Sometimes a line of code eludes you. It's as difficult as... well, as lifting a sunken X-Wing out of the swamps of Dagobah. And when you're in that predicament, remember Yoda's sage advice. Perhaps if you remember it in... See more

Yoda needs to update his $PATH Sometimes a line of code eludes you. It's as difficult as... well, as lifting a sunken X-Wing out of the swamps of Dagobah. And when you're in that predicament, remember Yoda's sage advice. Perhaps if you remember it in this particular format, it'll spur you on to bigger and better coding. Or... not. We can't promise it'll help, but it can't hurt, right? Everything's better with Yoda. $DO || ! $DO ; try try: command not found (aka "Do or do not. There is no try.") printed in white on a 100% cotton black t-shirt. See less

Highlights: $11.99 - $15.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/24/08

Have Fun Storming the Castle - Perfect wear for your next castle storming... provided it's not supposed to be a surprise.

Have Fun Storming the Castle - Perfect wear for your next castle storming... provided it's not supposed to be a surprise. See less

Highlights: $16.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/24/08

Huge Tracts of Land - This shirt reads like an MLS listing for your body parts.

Huge Tracts of Land - This shirt reads like an MLS listing for your body parts. See less

Highlights: $12.99 - $17.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/24/08

Mommy, this water burns! Mmmm... how about a nice tall glass of sulfuric acid? Don't be like Johnny - study your chemistry and avoid certain death! Our "Johnny" shirt is a classic chemistry joke you can wear rather than put in your sig for geek... See more

Mommy, this water burns! Mmmm... how about a nice tall glass of sulfuric acid? Don't be like Johnny - study your chemistry and avoid certain death! Our "Johnny" shirt is a classic chemistry joke you can wear rather than put in your sig for geek creds. Johnny was a chemist's son, But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20 was H2SO4. 100% cotton, heavyweight tan t-shirt. Poem and image of poor Johnny printed on the front in dark brown and light blue. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $15.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/24/08

Little Tux Babydoll Tee - Who wouldn't want to sport a cute little penguin on their chest? Hopefully you know what linux is taboo...

Little Tux Babydoll Tee - Who wouldn't want to sport a cute little penguin on their chest? Hopefully you know what linux is taboo... See less

Highlights: $17.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/24/08

Good News, Everyone! Here at Planet Express, we're always looking for fresh recruits to join our spaceship crew. Whether your permanent career assignment is in intergalactic navigation or accounting and administration, chances are, we have a slot... See more

Good News, Everyone! Here at Planet Express, we're always looking for fresh recruits to join our spaceship crew. Whether your permanent career assignment is in intergalactic navigation or accounting and administration, chances are, we have a slot open for you right now. Career deserter? No problem! As part of our ongoing effort to give back through recycling, we've salvaged the career chips from some of our past, brave crewmembers and now can pass those savings on to you! What will you be doing when you work for Planet Express? Well, you'll get to see the entire universe and also transport cargo! And when we say entire universe, we mean it. We go places other delivery companies (not to name names -- Mom's Friendly Delivery Company) only dream of going. (Why they were screaming and running while dreaming, we're not sure. It's probably something in the water.) In addition to the fun work environment, some of our benefits include on-board medical facilities with highly trained staff... See less

Highlights: $19.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/24/08

Not Even Dental Records Can Help You Now After sitting through four years of dull interspecies protocol seminars and tactical maneuvers groundwork, you successfully graduated from Starfleet Academy. As a newly commissioned Federation security... See more

Not Even Dental Records Can Help You Now After sitting through four years of dull interspecies protocol seminars and tactical maneuvers groundwork, you successfully graduated from Starfleet Academy. As a newly commissioned Federation security officer, your first assignment is on board a Constitution-class heavy cruiser. You straighten out the collar on your crisp red shirt as you walk down the corridor toward the transporter. You've been summoned to provide defensive support for a landing party consisting of the top officers on board. This is your chance to shine. Shine like a phaser set to "frag." Perhaps you should have gone into science. In the Star Trek universe, the Red Shirt is the phase-cannon fodder obliterated on screen to alert the audience to the danger of the situation. It's Roddenberry proclaiming, "We could have just killed one of the characters you cared about!" The Red Shirt is a sci-fi idiom for the anonymous, the expendable, the smoking boots behind a boulder. We've... See less

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What is RTFM? RTFM is not having to say you are sorry. RTFM is a big chromatic dragon with bloodshot beady eyes and fangs the size of oars. RTFM is me screaming at you as fireballs come out of my mouth to get off your precious no-good tush, march... See more

What is RTFM? RTFM is not having to say you are sorry. RTFM is a big chromatic dragon with bloodshot beady eyes and fangs the size of oars. RTFM is me screaming at you as fireballs come out of my mouth to get off your precious no-good tush, march down to the local bookstore or MAN page repository, and get the eff off my back because I'm trying very hard to get some freakin' work done. Jeez. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/24/08

In stock, except for the following item(s): Black, S [ Email me when available ]

In stock, except for the following item(s): Black, S [ Email me when available ] See less

Highlights: $16.99 - $17.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/24/08

Use it as an interjection or a celebratory statement! As in...'Hey! I just upgraded my 56k modem to 1.1 SDSL. w00t! w00t!'. Works every time. True it's an independent clause, but really the best clauses are always independent. w00t. w00t belongs to... See more

Use it as an interjection or a celebratory statement! As in...'Hey! I just upgraded my 56k modem to 1.1 SDSL. w00t! w00t!'. Works every time. True it's an independent clause, but really the best clauses are always independent. w00t. w00t belongs to gamers the world over. It seems to have been derived from the obselete 'whoot' which essentially is another way to say 'hoot' which itself is a shout or derisive laugh. But others maintain that w00t is the sound several players make while jumping like bunnies in Quake III. Still others want you to believe that it comes from the phrase 'wow loot' used in multiplayer RPGs many moons ago. And if you can believe it some folks even think it was derived from the gaming phrase, 'We Own the Other Team!' Fiction or fact? I suppose you'll just have to decide what 'w00t!' means to you... Short-sleeved, heavyweight, 100% cotton t-shirt with ringers on cuffs and collar. The word 'w00t!' is written on the front and center. See less

Highlights: $17.99 - $18.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/24/08

Personally, we wish Monica's Adoptive Muscle Memory were on there, but, let's face it. We're geeks. We'd pick Technopathy any day. But Space-Time Manipulation is nice.... Black, 100% cotton shirt with the words, "What kind of hero are you?" printed... See more

Personally, we wish Monica's Adoptive Muscle Memory were on there, but, let's face it. We're geeks. We'd pick Technopathy any day. But Space-Time Manipulation is nice.... Black, 100% cotton shirt with the words, "What kind of hero are you?" printed in white with 20 different options below and a small Heroes logo at the bottom. The shirt is softer than our standard shirts and slightly tighter-fitting than indicated on our Sizing Info tab. See less

Highlights: $18.99 - $19.99

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 07/24/08

Xavier Institute For Higher Learning - This shirt is so good it's uncanny.

Xavier Institute For Higher Learning - This shirt is so good it's uncanny. See less

Highlights: $16.99 - $17.99