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With a little help from these amazing slippers, you can keep your floors and furniture looking beautiful, and get some exercise while you’re at it! Just slide on the slippers and mit and slide your way around the house.

With a little help from these amazing slippers, you can keep your floors and furniture looking beautiful, and get some exercise while you’re at it! Just slide on the slippers and mit and slide your way around the house. See less

Highlights: $21.50

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Dots & Stripes. Ahhh. Dots & stripes. How we love the cheery feelings we get when seeing pretty punchy colors in dots & stripes. Never ones to shy away from fab kitchen organizers, we felt like these gorgeous storage containers by French Bull just... See more

Dots & Stripes. Ahhh. Dots & stripes. How we love the cheery feelings we get when seeing pretty punchy colors in dots & stripes. Never ones to shy away from fab kitchen organizers, we felt like these gorgeous storage containers by French Bull just HAD to be put out front and center. Sure, they’re a bit more than the boring plastic tupperware we all use (and loose!) but honestly, these melamine containers are just so grand…they make everything else look dreary and murky. Stack these up with leftovers, salads, or even lunch for work. Each container has it’s own lid, and they all fit neatly inside one another for easy storage (which you could really store and display!) If you like color and happiness and food as much as we do, then you’re gonna LOVE your fab new set of storage containers!! Why This Gets The Delight Seal of Approval: We tested many to bring you one Delightful Must-Have today… - Set of 6 Storage Containers by French Bull - Choose from Polka Dot or Multi Stripe Patterns -... See less

Highlights: $49.50

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Listen you little self important jerk. I’ve got the cash to buy the last utility, so why don’t you just let it go and sell it to me? Oh sure, sure, I know you want all the blue cards, but where is that really gonna take you? Ok fine. FINE. I’ll sell... See more

Listen you little self important jerk. I’ve got the cash to buy the last utility, so why don’t you just let it go and sell it to me? Oh sure, sure, I know you want all the blue cards, but where is that really gonna take you? Ok fine. FINE. I’ll sell you Park Ave, and you sell me Water Works ok? Sheesh. You know, this is just like you. You always think you deserve the world, and you never think you have to work for it. Look at all that money you have! And do you even ever think to share it with me? The one you’re supposed to spend the rest of your life with? I am NOT over-reacting! What do you mean this is just a game? It is NOT just a game! It’s a perfect example of how selfish you are! We have so many problems. I think we should go to counseling. I’m not sure this is working out. Stop staring at me like that!! I am CRYING because you are so mean, and you’re just buying more hotels to spite me! You WANT to see me fail! I always suspected you thought yourself better than me and this is... See less

Highlights: $19.75

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When I was a girl, my mother often had tea for us in the afternoons. I love it. I loved sitting in the formal living room, china on a small table, with cookies or sandwiches. It was the perfect way to fight away that gloomy 4:00 hour in the winter... See more

When I was a girl, my mother often had tea for us in the afternoons. I love it. I loved sitting in the formal living room, china on a small table, with cookies or sandwiches. It was the perfect way to fight away that gloomy 4:00 hour in the winter when everything gets extra cold, and dark. In college I taught at a boarding school in Bath, England for a semester and the entire school stopped for tea at 4:00. It was perfect. Tea is always perfect, and frankly, it is a tradition we Americans could afford to instill. If only to walk away from our computers for 10 minutes to nibble a cookie and have a cuppa. This sweet little tea cup kind of embodies everything I love about tea. The retro pink and brown colors and the retro graphics…the adorable top with a strawberry handle…and the built in strainer so you can make yourself a proper cup. It’s petite enough for a quick cup as an adult, and perfectly sized to gift your own girl her own tea cup. Enjoy! Why This Gets The Delight Seal of... See less

Highlights: $17.50

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Impress your carpoool buddies with this Pirate Commuter Coffee Mug. Holds 14 ounces of liquid, (about the size of a tall latte) and is made of stainless steel with a pewter skull and crossbone emblem. When you hand this over to the barista in the... See more

Impress your carpoool buddies with this Pirate Commuter Coffee Mug. Holds 14 ounces of liquid, (about the size of a tall latte) and is made of stainless steel with a pewter skull and crossbone emblem. When you hand this over to the barista in the morning, be sure to state, "Hold the grog." See less

Highlights: Our Price: $19.99

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Alot of items are handmade once ordered, so please allow up to 2-3 weeks until shipment. For more info, go here

Alot of items are handmade once ordered, so please allow up to 2-3 weeks until shipment. For more info, go here See less

Highlights: on Domestic Orders over $150 until December 3

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It’s the brawl to end them all! Captain Corndog and Baron Von Broccoli will settle their ongoing feud once and for all in a knock-down, drag-out battle. The winner will become the undisputed feature dish of your kitchen! Captain Corndog stands 5-3/4"... See more

It’s the brawl to end them all! Captain Corndog and Baron Von Broccoli will settle their ongoing feud once and for all in a knock-down, drag-out battle. The winner will become the undisputed feature dish of your kitchen! Captain Corndog stands 5-3/4" tall and fights for the delicious legion of carnival food. Baron Von Broccoli is 3-3/8" tall and represents the power of produce. Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less

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Move over gummy worms, there's a new treat in town! This incredibly realistic Gummy Banana Slug is 5-1/2" long and weighs in at an impressive 45 grams. Delicious banana flavor!

Move over gummy worms, there's a new treat in town! This incredibly realistic Gummy Banana Slug is 5-1/2" long and weighs in at an impressive 45 grams. Delicious banana flavor! See less

See this at: inkubus.com| Added on 08/11/09

There is an ancient Tiki saying that goes something like this: "The width of your mug, the width of your smile." We believe there is some truth to this, so we created a set of chunky and wide, Big Mouth Tiki Mugs in traditional brown ceramic.... See more

There is an ancient Tiki saying that goes something like this: "The width of your mug, the width of your smile." We believe there is some truth to this, so we created a set of chunky and wide, Big Mouth Tiki Mugs in traditional brown ceramic. Packaged in a window box, you get four 3-1/2" wide mugs, each with a different Tiki god face. See less

Highlights: Big Mouth Tiki Mugs item 10979 $17.95 ea.

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Finally, you can harness the majestic power of the unicorn with our Unicorn Power Chewing Gum! Each of these 3-1/2" x 2" boxes of chewing gum contains fourteen pieces of sweet and chewy goodness with a crunchy candy coating!

Finally, you can harness the majestic power of the unicorn with our Unicorn Power Chewing Gum! Each of these 3-1/2" x 2" boxes of chewing gum contains fourteen pieces of sweet and chewy goodness with a crunchy candy coating! See less

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For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the soulless junk offered in shopping malls and enjoy some high-quality,... See more

For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the soulless junk offered in shopping malls and enjoy some high-quality, high-concept fun with Archie McPhee®. Shopping with us is easy & fun, and your order is always secure. See less

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Shopping, gaming, chat rooms, cyber-dating - the internet is such an addictive and time-consuming force, who's got time to go? With the Internet Urinal, you'll never have to leave your computer again. Imagine the freedom - destroy your opponents on... See more

Shopping, gaming, chat rooms, cyber-dating - the internet is such an addictive and time-consuming force, who's got time to go? With the Internet Urinal, you'll never have to leave your computer again. Imagine the freedom - destroy your opponents on network Quake without taking a break; drink as many cans of Jolt as you want and still be able to make that last important trade before the market closes. Each urinal is made with hard plastic and comes with a handy female adapter. Holds 32 oz. of liquid (same as a Big Gulp!). See less

Highlights: Internet Urinal item 10727 2 for $4.95 was $5.95 ea.

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Our interpretation of the classic Propeller Beanie features alternating patches of bright fabric topped with a silver propeller that spins as you walk (or run). Fits most adult heads and has an elastic chin strap.

Our interpretation of the classic Propeller Beanie features alternating patches of bright fabric topped with a silver propeller that spins as you walk (or run). Fits most adult heads and has an elastic chin strap. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 08/11/09

Marriage, that blessed arrangement, that dream within a dream. Everyone needs a cake topper for that special day and we're here to make sure no one gets left out. This 6.5" tall topper is made of fine hard plastic and will probably sit in a box in... See more

Marriage, that blessed arrangement, that dream within a dream. Everyone needs a cake topper for that special day and we're here to make sure no one gets left out. This 6.5" tall topper is made of fine hard plastic and will probably sit in a box in your attic for years. But, when you pull that box out someday, you'll be whisked back and you'll smile a sly smile. | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less

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Haggis is a traditional Scottish delicacy consisting of sheep entrails and spices boiled inside a sheep's stomach. As much as we'd love to sell the genuine article (NOT!), we're just not in the business of boiled innards in stomach casing. We are,... See more

Haggis is a traditional Scottish delicacy consisting of sheep entrails and spices boiled inside a sheep's stomach. As much as we'd love to sell the genuine article (NOT!), we're just not in the business of boiled innards in stomach casing. We are, however, in the business of gummy candy that looks like boiled innards in stomach casing. Lucky you. Each 3 1/2" long, 100 gram hunk of brownish Gummy Haggis looks disturbingly realistic and has the unmistakable flavor of butterscotch. See less

Highlights: $3.99

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For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the soulless junk offered in shopping malls and enjoy some high-quality,... See more

For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the soulless junk offered in shopping malls and enjoy some high-quality, high-concept fun with Archie McPhee®. Shopping with us is easy & fun, and your order is always secure. See less

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This hand-painted oil painting features a pastoral scene of a squirrel wearing underpants. It's not only a fine piece of art, it's an endorsement of squirrel decency! Each work of art is painted on canvas and set in an 11" x 13" gold colored frame.

This hand-painted oil painting features a pastoral scene of a squirrel wearing underpants. It's not only a fine piece of art, it's an endorsement of squirrel decency! Each work of art is painted on canvas and set in an 11" x 13" gold colored frame. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 08/11/09

Now you can look cool even when you're drinking Kool Aid! A set of 4 highly sophisticated 5-1/2" ceramic Tiki Mugs in all their collectable glory will give an edge of hip to even the lamest beverage. Perfect for everything from Hawaiian Punch to a... See more

Now you can look cool even when you're drinking Kool Aid! A set of 4 highly sophisticated 5-1/2" ceramic Tiki Mugs in all their collectable glory will give an edge of hip to even the lamest beverage. Perfect for everything from Hawaiian Punch to a Lime Ricky. Each set comes with 4 different mugs each with its own color and design. See less

Highlights: Tiki Mugs item 10795 Set of 4. $15.95

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Join The Cult Our Email Newsletter with Updates & Specials email address | For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the... See more

Join The Cult Our Email Newsletter with Updates & Specials email address | For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the soulless junk offered in shopping malls and enjoy some high-quality, high-concept fun with Archie McPhee®. Shopping with us is easy & fun, and your order is always secure. | COMPLETE PRODUCT LIST: browse it all here! See less

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Casting gender stereotypes aside, Anne Bonny proved that you didn't have to be a man to be a pirate. Armed with two pistols, a cutlass, and a boarding axe, this 5-1/2" tall, hard plastic version of Anne Bonny is ready to rough up all of your boy... See more

Casting gender stereotypes aside, Anne Bonny proved that you didn't have to be a man to be a pirate. Armed with two pistols, a cutlass, and a boarding axe, this 5-1/2" tall, hard plastic version of Anne Bonny is ready to rough up all of your boy action figures. Read about her amazing life as a crew member aboard a pirate ship on the back of her card. See less

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See this at: inkubus.com| Added on 08/11/09

Sometimes being extremely hip can make you extremely thirsty. These ceramic Mini Tiki Mugs allow you to retain your cool without being overwhelmed by lots of liquid. Each set comes with four different 2-1/4" mugs that hold 1.5 oz., making them... See more

Sometimes being extremely hip can make you extremely thirsty. These ceramic Mini Tiki Mugs allow you to retain your cool without being overwhelmed by lots of liquid. Each set comes with four different 2-1/4" mugs that hold 1.5 oz., making them perfect for a sip of water or a snort of hooch. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 08/11/09

Are you a die-hard geek? A hardcore hacker? Express your allegiance to the Nerd World Order with these Geek Temporary Tattoos. Each 3-1/2" x 4-1/2" hard-cover book contains sixteen non-toxic temporary tattoos ranging in size from 1/2" to 3" . After... See more

Are you a die-hard geek? A hardcore hacker? Express your allegiance to the Nerd World Order with these Geek Temporary Tattoos. Each 3-1/2" x 4-1/2" hard-cover book contains sixteen non-toxic temporary tattoos ranging in size from 1/2" to 3" . After all, nothing says "attitude" quite like a tattoo of an emoticon! See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 08/11/09

These meatball-shaped, bubble gum flavored gumballs are super tasty and extra chewy. If you don’t believe us, just look on the back of each package where Manny the Meatball proclaims, “Atsa chewy meatball.” How can you doubt the emphatic assertion of... See more

These meatball-shaped, bubble gum flavored gumballs are super tasty and extra chewy. If you don’t believe us, just look on the back of each package where Manny the Meatball proclaims, “Atsa chewy meatball.” How can you doubt the emphatic assertion of a talking meatball? Twenty-one 7/8" gumballs in each box. See less

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Express your deep love and devotion in a creepy and disturbing way with a Gummy Heart. Each 4" tall, 80 gram piece of strawberry flavored gummy candy is realistically detailed to look just like a human heart! The package features a charming little... See more

Express your deep love and devotion in a creepy and disturbing way with a Gummy Heart. Each 4" tall, 80 gram piece of strawberry flavored gummy candy is realistically detailed to look just like a human heart! The package features a charming little rhyme, "My love is pure, my love is true, you can have my heart and eat it too!" See less

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Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from... See more

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement! Hundreds of uses! Fits most adult hands. See less

Highlights: Handerpants item 11951 $11.95 ea. | If you like this item, check out these related products:

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You could say "I love you" with a diamond ring or flowers, but why be like everybody else? This egg shaper turns a bland breakfast into a heart-shaped bundle of cholesterol that expresses exactly how you really feel. Each 4-3/4" x 4" Teflon® coated... See more

You could say "I love you" with a diamond ring or flowers, but why be like everybody else? This egg shaper turns a bland breakfast into a heart-shaped bundle of cholesterol that expresses exactly how you really feel. Each 4-3/4" x 4" Teflon® coated egg shaper produces perfect heart-shaped fried eggs, pancakes, toast or cookies. It even has a handy wooden handle that flips down for easy storage. Perfect for breakfast in bed. | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less

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The best way to deal with pain is to think of rainbow monkeys. The best way to think of rainbow monkeys is to put one of these colorful bandages on your owie. Each 3-3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1-5/8" latex-free, vinyl, adhesive... See more

The best way to deal with pain is to think of rainbow monkeys. The best way to think of rainbow monkeys is to put one of these colorful bandages on your owie. Each 3-3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1-5/8" latex-free, vinyl, adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY! | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less