Arm your beefcake with these meaty bandages. Besides, bacon always makes everything better! $9
(12/11/09) Arm your beefcake with these meaty bandages. Besides, bacon always makes everything better! $9See less
available at fredflare.com
Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! $5
(12/11/09) Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! $5See less
available at mcphee.com
Sniff, sniff. You can almost smell the turkey, can't you? Fool your friends by bringing this flavorless inflatable fowl...
(12/11/09) Sniff, sniff. You can almost smell the turkey, can't you? Fool your friends by bringing this flavorless inflatable fowl ($12) to their holiday celebration—just be sure to keep the carving knife away!See less
Definitely not a gift for a card-carrying PETA member since you have to stick a pencil up the bum of these pets to get...
(12/11/09) Definitely not a gift for a card-carrying PETA member since you have to stick a pencil up the bum of these pets to get it sharpened, but believe it or not they seem to like it. The will let out a reassuring 'Woof' or 'Meow' during sharpening. $9See less
available at lazyboneuk.com
A dirty cologne for that dirty friend of yours. You won't name names, of course. $10
(12/11/09) A dirty cologne for that dirty friend of yours. You won't name names, of course. $10See less
available at demeterfragrance.com
Fans of the classic Godfather films will get a kick out of this wacky severed horse head pillow ($45). Just be sure to...
(12/11/09) Fans of the classic Godfather films will get a kick out of this wacky severed horse head pillow ($45). Just be sure to wrap it and not just put it in their bed while they sleep!See less
available at kropserkel.com
Temporary tattoos for talking hands make a great gift for the pal who, well, tends to talk a lot with his hands. $5
(12/11/09) Temporary tattoos for talking hands make a great gift for the pal who, well, tends to talk a lot with his hands. $5See less
our price: £3.95 available at npw.co.uk
Forget the nice desserts or fancy bottles of wine—instead, confuse your hostess when you arrive at her holiday...
(12/11/09) Forget the nice desserts or fancy bottles of wine—instead, confuse your hostess when you arrive at her holiday celebration with the gift of Baconnaise ($6). That's right, bacon-flavored mayo, which is both vegetarian and Kosher, making it even more hilarious.See less
$5.99 available at store.baconsalt.com
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