The Spork of the Gods Every mythic hero normally has an equally mythic weapon. Zeus had his thunderbolts. Thor had his...
(11/26/06) The Spork of the Gods Every mythic hero normally has an equally mythic weapon. Zeus had his thunderbolts. Thor had his hammer, Mjolnir. King Arthur had his Excalibur. Frodo and Bilbo had their Sting. Rhydderch Hael had his Dyrnwyn. King Kong had his bananas…you get the idea. It's time for you to join the ranks of the heroes and heroines of lore as you weld your own legendary weapon in your battle against a very powerful foe: hunger. The Titanium Spork is ready for the challenge. Titanium is known for its great strength, corrosion resistance, and light weight, which makes this spork a valuable asset around feeding time. Imagine how much more food you could shovel in at your local buffet if you didn't have to worry about the strain of picking up a heavy fork or spoon. Your food consumption can become the stuff of legends. Even just holding the Titanium Spork in your hand, you can feel its power. It is perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper. Hunger, beware -...See less
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A Most Magical Device... The venerable d20 die, that platonic solid whose numerical etchings cast an impartial...
(11/26/06) A Most Magical Device... The venerable d20 die, that platonic solid whose numerical etchings cast an impartial providence upon friend and beast alike. It holds the power to grant or take life, and even the power to revoke such grants. Imagine such an influential tool intricately cradled in a spiral, that ancient symbol of the cycle of life, death, and re-birth. Now imagine that spirally-fenced die bound to your body and soul by cord around your neck - ready for whatever circumstance the Fates throw at your feet. Ok, now snap back to reality. it's just a 20 sided die in a removable cradle on an adjustable cord that goes around your neck. Sorry if we went overboard there. It's certainly the world's coolest icosahedron though. This necklace measures 24 inches long and the rope is adjustable to make it shorter. Die colors are assorted. Please allow us to choose a color for you. We're sure you'll love it!. And if you don't, just hate us for a wee bit. You'll get over it. If the Chromatic...See less
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Oktoberfest tested, drinker approved. This is the real ring Gandalf was looking for. A simple band of stainless steel...
(11/26/06) Oktoberfest tested, drinker approved. This is the real ring Gandalf was looking for. A simple band of stainless steel holds a secret – a secret which could topple regimes . . . of thirsty people. Slip the Ring Thing on your “social finger” (or #4, if you know our Binary Finger shirt) and you are ready to tackle any mob of the “unquenched.” No more searching through your desk drawer for bottle openers. You will always have one when you wear your Ring Thing. And, the Ring Thing is comfortable to wear; this entire description was written while wearing a Ring Thing. * Wear on middle finger, with “cat's ears” facing palm * To use: hook bottle cap and lift wrist * Whole sizes: 8-15 [Sizing Info]See less
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Show your support! These days it's cool to have a cause, and we thought we needed one too. Enter our newly created...
(11/26/06) Show your support! These days it's cool to have a cause, and we thought we needed one too. Enter our newly created not-really-a-charity-thing "Geek Awareness" and our bracelets proclaiming our unwavering support for it. By wearing any of these bracelets, you will show you care by shouting to the world and showing your support for geek awareness in every aspect of life. Whether it's hacking your PSP, watercooling your overclocked box, sniping a noob, or simply taking stuff apart and putting it back together - because you can - you always embrace geek. Made of 100% silicone. Your choice of: * Black embossed with "THINK GEEK" * Yellow embossed with 'TUX IS MY HOMEBOY" * Olive embossed with "I SEE FRAGGED PEOPLE" A portion of every sale will go to the ThinkGeek Friday Happy Hour Fund.See less
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Must... resist... urge... to... kill.... luser.... At one time or another, the average computer savvy geek has been...
(11/26/06) Must... resist... urge... to... kill.... luser.... At one time or another, the average computer savvy geek has been drafted to the stressful and low-paying ranks of "Tech Support". All of us at ThinkGeek have done it in one form or another. Whether due to job description or a family favor, sometimes you just have to help out a computer user in need. Unfortunately amongst the throngs of the clueless, there's bound to be a handful that stand out for their phenomenal lack of brain cells and inability to listen and follow directions. When one of these lusers needs help, be prepared to work through your lunch break, bang your head on the table a few times, and hit the mute button on the phone and scream. When confronted with such a vacuum in the universe of clue, the only way to classify the problem is PEBKAC. Don't know what PEBKAC is? You may be experiencing an ID-ten-T error. But because we're feeling generous today, we'll help you out. PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair....See less
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We ask that you please not insert anything else. I know that when I used to go into arcades, it was common to see a...
(11/26/06) We ask that you please not insert anything else. I know that when I used to go into arcades, it was common to see a column of developing primates lined up in front of the cabinets. I don't know what it was like where you lived. 100% cotton babydoll Tee, available in Navy. Evolution man design on the front in white, Penny Arcade logo on the back in white.See less
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Anatomy is sweet! Sure, kittens, puppies and baby monkeys are cute and cuddly, but you haven't seen mind-melting...
(11/26/06) Anatomy is sweet! Sure, kittens, puppies and baby monkeys are cute and cuddly, but you haven't seen mind-melting cuteness like this since Hal 9000's adorable shiny red eye. Big fluffy hearts and cutesy catch phrases pale in comparison to the real thing. Our "Sweet Heart" shirt is just that - "sweet" from the sucrose molecule, and "heart" from the anatomically correct if somewhat cartoonish diagram of the human heart. Awwwww.... ain't love grand? 100% cotton babydoll tee in black. Stretchy and very fitted - buy the larger size if you're unsure! The sucrose molecule and a diagram of the human heart printed on the front in white and pink.See less
Does Schrödinger's Cat Live? Twisted up in Schrödinger's uncertainty thought experiment, this historical kitty has been...
(11/26/06) Does Schrödinger's Cat Live? Twisted up in Schrödinger's uncertainty thought experiment, this historical kitty has been put through a quantum ringer that nobody should have to experience. After all it's tough work being both alive and dead simultaneously. Every student of physics knows that Schrödinger's 1935 paper regarding a hypothetical paradox involving a cat has perplexed and annoyed physics geeks for years. The basic idea; If the outcome of a circumstance is presently unknown and by observing the circumstance you will disrupt it, then it exists in all possible states simultaneously... Simple! At least to quantum physicists with massive craniums. And hey eventually this principle will seem commonplace, but by then our highways will connect galaxies and shirts like this will be so utterly obvious that they'll likely be dish rags. Don't get it? We propose the following thought experiment: * Give your friend enough money to purchase the "Schrödinger's Cat" shirt (don't forget the...See less
Just in case you didn't already know. It's a common misconception that Rogues "do it" from the front or even, on rare...
(11/26/06) Just in case you didn't already know. It's a common misconception that Rogues "do it" from the front or even, on rare occasion, laterally. While there was a brief period in the sixties where such things might have been in vogue, these days it's understood that the best position for rogues worldwide is directly behind. Indeed, many roguish feats demand it. 100% cotton 1x1 rib ladies' shirt in stealthy black. Stretchy and very fitted. With "Rogues do it from behind" printed on the front in white, and the Penny Arcade logo on the back - also in white.See less
The Bard's got nuthin on us. The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to...
(11/26/06) The Bard's got nuthin on us. The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to pause and think about life. It can incite feelings of rage. A good poem can even bring you to tears. We're not sure where this one lies in the spectrum of emotional reactions, but we're thinking somewhere between a chuckle and a look of heartfelt confusion. This shirt designed by ThinkGeek Love Labs® makes an especially good gift to one you love or love to confuse, depending on their knowledge of hex and Internet lore.See less
A Game for Smarties Pentago was developed in Sweden: the land of Vikings, ABBA, and Ikea. Following the simplicity of...
(11/26/06) A Game for Smarties Pentago was developed in Sweden: the land of Vikings, ABBA, and Ikea. Following the simplicity of design Sweden is known for, Pentago has clean lines and simple game play. In fact, it has just two play steps. First, put down a marble. Second, rotate a quadrant. Get five marbles in a row and you win. That's it. Game play may be simple, but winning can be as hard as a Viking's axe. Because you can rotate quadrants, your mind has to plan out moves in so many different directions. And just when you think you have everything thought out, your opponent rotates a quadrant and suddenly the whole board is different. Pentago is so cerebrally challenging, it won the Mensa Select Award in 2006 (as well as a bunch of other genius and game design awards). Each game board is handcrafted out of solid birch with aluminum accents and includes real glass marbles. Pentago is as beautiful as it is fun. And if you become a Pentago Master, no one will be able to deny you the title of...See less
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Find the buried treasure and win $200,000 (real money!) Hidden somewhere in the world is a buried treasure with a...
(11/26/06) Find the buried treasure and win $200,000 (real money!) Hidden somewhere in the world is a buried treasure with a $200,000 reward. All you have to do to claim the bounty is solve a series of cryptic puzzles. Sounds simple? Well, it's not. Perplex City is an Alternate Reality Game (ARG) that blends real-life treasure hunting, interactive fiction, puzzle-solving, online communities, and live events in cities around the world. It's a sort of bizarre mix between Alice in Wonderland and The Matrix Here's how this awesome ARG works: * Buy Perplex City Card packs (6 cards per pack - card measurement: 4"X6"). * The puzzle cards feature optical illusions, riddles, mazes, origami, anagrams, codes, pop culture trivia, and even the odd Sudoku. * Go to the Perplex City website and enter the puzzle solutions and any codes discovered. * You'll earn points for all correct solutions and codes, and get closer and closer to winning the $200,000. The cards give you a window into the world of Perplex City...See less
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Fiendishly Addictive Logic Puzzle From Japan Well, technically Sudoku (originally known as "Number Place") wasn't...
(11/26/06) Fiendishly Addictive Logic Puzzle From Japan Well, technically Sudoku (originally known as "Number Place") wasn't invented in Japan but that's where it has recently become so popular that they can be purchased in vending machines across the country. But then you can buy lots of strange stuff in vending machines in Japan, so, on second thought, not sure if that's testimony to its popularity. Well, just trust us then. Sudoku is so popular and if you haven't heard of it by now, it is very unlikely that you are Japanese. Ok, moving along then... But ThinkGeek, That was all babble, what is Sudoku really? Very basically Sudoku is a puzzle that you solve using a proper combination of logic and patience. Using less of the former requires you to use significantly more of the latter. To get specific Sudoku consists of a grid of 81 squares, divided into nine blocks of nine squares each. Some squares contain figures. Your task is to fill the remaining empty cells, so that each row, column and...See less
Pirates of the Revolution Each pack includes: * 2 sailing ships (or 1 ship and 1 fort) * 1 treasure or crew card * 1...
(11/26/06) Pirates of the Revolution Each pack includes: * 2 sailing ships (or 1 ship and 1 fort) * 1 treasure or crew card * 1 cardboard island/terrain card * 1 rules sheet * 1 tiny dieSee less
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Wear this shirt and get super happy time! Apparently there's a whole bunch of guys in the world who wouldn't mind...
(11/26/06) Wear this shirt and get super happy time! Apparently there's a whole bunch of guys in the world who wouldn't mind getting attention from Japanese females in the world. This best-selling T-shirt features clear, clean text and a message that is perhaps best translated as "Now accepting applications for Japanese girlfriends." Features a nice red "rising sun of Japan" in the design. You never know what conversation this T-shirt could start, or where it might lead! 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt.See less
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Re-Create Classic 8-bit Gaming Nostalgia One Pixel at a Time Make your own pixel based retro Nintendo characters with...
(11/26/06) Re-Create Classic 8-bit Gaming Nostalgia One Pixel at a Time Make your own pixel based retro Nintendo characters with the Dot-S Mario Pixel Diorama. Each kit contains two grids and several hundred pixel pegs in the appropriate bitmap colors. Push the pegs into the grid in the correct configuration and voilà... a perfect pixel representation of your favorite Super-Mario Bros. mascot of choice. You can attach two grids together to form even larger characters.See less
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Evil Rotten Spud Unable to resist the force of the Tubers, Anakin succumbed in the fields and became the evil Darth...
(11/26/06) Evil Rotten Spud Unable to resist the force of the Tubers, Anakin succumbed in the fields and became the evil Darth Tater. In the process he lost his Jedi roots and became spud ugly, although powerfully well rounded. He ruled with fear and mashed through all those who would challenge him. Except for one Jedi that was mightier than he, and more of a spud with the ladies too. Luke Frywalker. In one of the finest battles in Force history, Luke Frywalker sliced up Darth Tater with his saber and created a Dark Side of fries which the entire galaxy enjoyed. Some with Mayo. Still others with Ketchup. Both with salt. Ok, we'll shutup now... It was just a stroke of sheer genius to combine two of the greatest things in life, Mr. Potato Head, and the sith lord Darth Vader. Enjoy this great moment in history. It may never return again. Each Darth Tater includes the Tater himself plus thirteen mix and match pieces (helmet, nose, cape, shoes, teeth, face plate, eyes, tongue, ears, arm, and arm with...See less
Well Hopefully You Do Anyway... Unless you exist on the low rung of the skillful ladder of fragging (TM), chances are...
(11/26/06) Well Hopefully You Do Anyway... Unless you exist on the low rung of the skillful ladder of fragging (TM), chances are good that wearing this tshirt will testify to your sheer FPS dominance and DM dexterity. For it is you and you alone that controls the fate of those unnamed players unlucky enough to challenge you by entering into your field of view... And with your highly tuned sixth sense, they become the dying and you the undead... 100% cotton heavyweight black tshirt with 'I see fragged people' written beneath a line drawing of a sniper/rifle scope.See less
Ninja-pault Four little Ninjas. Waiting. Waiting for just the right moment. The moment when all the elements say, “The...
(11/26/06) Ninja-pault Four little Ninjas. Waiting. Waiting for just the right moment. The moment when all the elements say, “The time to strike is now.” And then, they spring into action. One by one, they are loaded into the Ninja Attack warrior deployment device. And one by one, they fly through the air into battle. Silently landing on their target's desk, Eric, Roger, Al, and Takashi will do that special thing Ninjas do. You'll just have to stop by to pick them up when the mission is done. The Ninja Attack launcher is a basic catapult (5 ¾” long), with a cover to hold a Ninja securely in the loaded position. Always have a Ninja ready – you never know when you'll need one. You'll get 4 different, 1 ¼” warriors; your target will get a giant Ninja spanking.See less
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Run Away! Run Away! Alas, the path to the Holy Grail is not an easy one. You can't just go down to a Grails-R-Us and...
(11/26/06) Run Away! Run Away! Alas, the path to the Holy Grail is not an easy one. You can't just go down to a Grails-R-Us and pick one up on the way to the office. You must brave countless horrors and damsels and livestock, just like King Arthur and his knights did. One such horror is the Black Beast of Arrrggghhh. When all its eyes focus on you, the only thing you can do is scream, "ARRRGGGHHH!!". At least, that's what Brother Maynard did. And then he was lunch. This plush scales down the horrid Black Beast into a smaller, more lovable form. Like most monsters, once made smaller and softer, it's suddenly quite cute. Look at all those adorable, beady eyes. And check out that deliciously lovable, mini Brother Maynard - just about to be eaten. Awwww. Pull Brother Maynard and the Black Beast will roar. Get your Beast fast, before the animator has a fatal heart attack! Dimensions: Approx 13" long and 16" tall | You might also like:See less
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Which came first: the chicken, or the egg -- or the Salmonella bacteria? * The Plague - black death (Yersinia pestis)...
(11/26/06) Which came first: the chicken, or the egg -- or the Salmonella bacteria? * The Plague - black death (Yersinia pestis) Improved hygiene and readily available antibiotics keep this bad boy at bay. But what a history. * Mad Cow Disease(Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) When bovine prions stampede the wrong way, everyone says Moo! (Each doll has its own unique pattern.) * E. Coli(Escherichia coli) Everyone's welcome at a barbecue. Or are they? * Head Lice(Pediculus capitis) Having a lousy day? We've got a solution. Scratch your head, and try guess what it is! * Sleeping Sickness(Trypanosoma brucei) Are you tired? Working too hard? Feeling a bit cranky? Do you think you might have sleeping sickness? This little fellow will sing you a lullaby you'll never forget. * Acne/Pimple (Propionibacterium acnes) Got a blemish? Give our little fellow a big squeeze, and you're sure to feel better! * The Pox/Syphillis (Treponema pallidum) Don't let a pox end up on your house -- or anyone else's house....See less
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Flower Can Roll Call: * Magic Bean - Beanium Magicus - A fantastic little plant, with a secret. When it sprouts, the...
(11/26/06) Flower Can Roll Call: * Magic Bean - Beanium Magicus - A fantastic little plant, with a secret. When it sprouts, the words "I ♥ You" can be seen written on the bean. How? Plant Magic, that's how. * Sunflower - Helianthus Annuus - This perky heliotropic marvel follows the sun as it crosses the sky. Well, it bends to follow the sun; the sunflower can't actually fly. * Cockscomb - Celosia cristata - This flower just makes us giggle.See less
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Triops Deluxe Set * Plastic Aquarium and Cover - Dimensions: Approx 7.5" X 4" X 5.5" * Instructions and Educational...
(11/26/06) Triops Deluxe Set * Plastic Aquarium and Cover - Dimensions: Approx 7.5" X 4" X 5.5" * Instructions and Educational Booklet * Triops Eggs and Food * Hatching Nutrients * Fossil Replica * Thermometer * Decorative Gravel and Glow Beads * Magnifying RulerSee less
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Somewhere, in Death Valley, California, Little Johnny asks his mommie, "How does Santa get here, if it never snows?" Her...
(11/26/06) Somewhere, in Death Valley, California, Little Johnny asks his mommie, "How does Santa get here, if it never snows?" Her mind races as she tries to come up with an answer. Repulsorlift? Hovercraft? Transporter? Little Johnny, a clever little tyke, would see through such simplistic ruses. She stammers as Little Johnny's quizzical expression turns to distrust and frustration. In a flash, she remembers! "Aha! He makes his own snow! He carries a small container of this special powder that he mixes with water to create fresh snow!" You, too, can create snow any time of year with Instant Snow! This hi-tech powdered polymer absorbs water and expands nearly 100 times into a flaky white non-toxic substance closely resembling real snow. It's science! Hooray, science! Pour a few ounces into your favorite container, add water, and watch as snow erupts, spilling over the container lid. Leave your snow alone for a few days and let it dry out, turning back into a compact powder. It can be reused...See less
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Sets Of Neodymium Rare Earth Magnets These Curiously Strong magnets have amazing strength in a very small size. Five to...
(11/26/06) Sets Of Neodymium Rare Earth Magnets These Curiously Strong magnets have amazing strength in a very small size. Five to fifteen times the strength of common fridge magnets, these magnets can lift 400 times their own weight in steel. Their power will astonish you. This type of magnet is generally used in expensive electronic equipment such as computer hard drives, cell phones and loudspeakers. Now you can own some without ripping apart that old hard drive you used in college. Your choice of two different sets, each containing grade 40 neodymium-iron-boron rare-earth permanent magnets plated in nickel: * 87 regular piece set - lots of smaller magnets in this set. Entire set weighs in at about 115 grams. * 50 larger piece set - includes fewer overall magnets, but features more larger magnets. This set weighs in at 160 grams. Not sure how to use your Herculean strength magnets? Here are some ideas... :: DANGER WILL ROBINSON :: DANGER :: These magnets are very strong and should be handled...See less
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Whack Off at Work Your boss wants a new proposal for the big presentation. The trouble is, she only told you about it...
(11/26/06) Whack Off at Work Your boss wants a new proposal for the big presentation. The trouble is, she only told you about it two hours ago and the meeting is in twenty minutes! You open up a new window about ready to spill out brilliance, when you hear the sound of air hissing. That is the sound of your imagination popping a flat. In mere seconds, you mind is blank and your job is hanging in the balance. That's when you grab your Ball of Whacks. It will help; it always does. The Ball of Whacks is an amazing new toy by creative genius extraordinaire Roger von Oech (author of A Whack in the Side of the Head, A Kick in the Seat of the Pants, and more!) It is composed of 30 magnetic pyramids which can be manipulated into a variety of shapes. Also included is a pocket sized book which will lead you through a variety of games and exercises to help get the juices of your stalled mind flowing again. Hey, there are balls you can play with at work and balls you can't - the Ball of Whacks might just...See less
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Tired Of Beating Around The Bush? Get straight to the point extremely fast with Abusive Stamps. Break out your inner...
(11/25/06) Tired Of Beating Around The Bush? Get straight to the point extremely fast with Abusive Stamps. Break out your inner BOFH and let your true feelings come forth, into an ink pad, and onto some paper. All without the safety of using acronyms! It's absolutely cathartic. Some tasks in the workplace are just so unbelievably prosaic and pointless that it's only fair you occasionally are enabled to call a spade a spade. And you get to do so using advanced language skills in the process! Choose between six different stamp designs, including: * This is F**KING URGENT * I haven't got time to read this CRAP * Staple this to your FACE * Confidential - read this and I'll have to kill you * File under T for TRASH * Complete and Utter BULLSHIT Each stamp comes complete with a red ink pad. ThinkGeek is not responsible should you lose your employment by utilizing these fine stamps on the wrong document, in the wrong place, or with the wrong person. You must choose your circumstances to stamp wisely...See less
Super Simian "Who do you call When you are scared…? When you are hungry…? When you are snared…? In dire times, only one...
(11/25/06) Super Simian "Who do you call When you are scared…? When you are hungry…? When you are snared…? In dire times, only one primate will do… It's Cap'n Danger: to the rescue!!"See less
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