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Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever! mental_floss online store

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Highlights: 1.Women's Hyperbole T-shirt Price: $17.97 view details | 2.Women's Simple as 3.141592 T-shirt Price: $17.97 view details | 3.Women's Pluto R.I.P. T-shirt Price: $17.97 view details | 4.Women's Pavlov T-Shirt Price: $17.97 view details | 5.Women's English Major T-shirt Price: $17.97 view...

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Back to the future Hoverboard t shirt. All Marty McFly fans get ready. The year is 2015 and the hoverboard is here! The back to the future hoverboard shirt features text "Skate on Air"..."Don't Take on Water"..."2015 Hill Valley, CA". How can you... See more

Back to the future Hoverboard t shirt. All Marty McFly fans get ready. The year is 2015 and the hoverboard is here! The back to the future hoverboard shirt features text "Skate on Air"..."Don't Take on Water"..."2015 Hill Valley, CA". How can you beat this classic back to the future shirt depicting one of the all time famous products from the 80s movie. Everyone wanted one when they saw the movie. Own your piece of history with this famous hoverboard t-shirt! See less

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Our famous ADD squirrel t shirt. This squirrel add t-shirt includes text, "Some say I have A.D.D. but they don't under...Hey look! A squirrel". This funny squirrel t-shirt is screened on our super soft tees. Be sure to check out all our funny t... See more

Our famous ADD squirrel t shirt. This squirrel add t-shirt includes text, "Some say I have A.D.D. but they don't under...Hey look! A squirrel". This funny squirrel t-shirt is screened on our super soft tees. Be sure to check out all our funny t shirts and other funny squirrel t shirts. The best looking squirrel t shirts online! See less

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Looking for an artistic touch? Check out our licensed cartoon shirts! Want to make sure the novelty never wears off your favorites? Check out our novelty t shirts – from Chuck Norris to our great tuxedo t shirt! Looking for something with a feminine... See more

Looking for an artistic touch? Check out our licensed cartoon shirts! Want to make sure the novelty never wears off your favorites? Check out our novelty t shirts – from Chuck Norris to our great tuxedo t shirt! Looking for something with a feminine touch? Browse our girls’ funny t shirts – the newest addition to our cool girls’ t shirts product line. Ready to hit the town in style? Become the life of every party with our funny drinking t-shirts! From retro 80s t shirts to funny tshirts with designs of modern pop culture, we have the selection that will always keep you in tees! Comfort At Crazy Dog we take humor very seriously! But that doesn’t mean we sacrifice comfort for a good punch line. Check out our super soft funny tshirts – such as our funny squirrel shirts - where comfort and catch phrases happily co-exist. These hilarious t shirts and humorous shirt designs will keep you coming back for more to add to your comfortable collection. No-Holds Barred Humor What makes a funny t... See less

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Club Sandwiches not seals t-shirt. One of our classic funny t shirts. Club sandwiches not seals shirt is soft, fits great and feels like you’ve been wearing the shirt for years the second you put it on! So show everyone how much you care and your... See more

Club Sandwiches not seals t-shirt. One of our classic funny t shirts. Club sandwiches not seals shirt is soft, fits great and feels like you’ve been wearing the shirt for years the second you put it on! So show everyone how much you care and your love of a good sandwich with this funny tee! See less

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It's pronounced Pentagun Hexagun Oregun.

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Whenever I wear this shirt, people always come up to me, and they say, "Hey, you know that narwhals are real, right?" It's so nice to meet other people who hold on to what others might call "fantasy". I believe too, brother. I... See more

Whenever I wear this shirt, people always come up to me, and they say, "Hey, you know that narwhals are real, right?" It's so nice to meet other people who hold on to what others might call "fantasy". I believe too, brother. I believe too. Please Note: We print every order for you by hand. This means two things. First, it may take up to two weeks in some cases if we need to order more blank shirts (However, ALL ORDERS PLACED BEFORE FRIDAY DEC.13 WILL SHIP DEC. 15-IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!) We'll let you know how quickly we can get your order out as soon as we receive you order. It also means that if you have any special questions or requests, you can ask us and we can see what we can do! See less

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The Philosoraptor periodically tests the fences of reality, is able to open the doors of perception, and most importantly is guaranteed not make to you look like a giant turkey. All of our shirts are made with either 100% Organic Cotton, or Recycled... See more

The Philosoraptor periodically tests the fences of reality, is able to open the doors of perception, and most importantly is guaranteed not make to you look like a giant turkey. All of our shirts are made with either 100% Organic Cotton, or Recycled Cotton. They are soft, durable, and always in vogue. Satisfaction comes not from the Philosoraptor in front of you, but from the two Philosoraptors you've already ordered. See less

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This delightfully sad dinosaur will make you appreciate friends more, to the point where you become overbearing and clinically paranoid of asteroids and the rise of small mammals. Deal with extinction lightheartedly...no reason to be dinosore! Please... See more

This delightfully sad dinosaur will make you appreciate friends more, to the point where you become overbearing and clinically paranoid of asteroids and the rise of small mammals. Deal with extinction lightheartedly...no reason to be dinosore! Please Note: We print every order for you by hand. This means two things. First, while most orders ship within a week, it may take up to two weeks to ship your order if we need to order more blank shirts. It also means that if you have any special questions or requests, you can ask us and we can see what we can do! See less

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T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: THIS SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC - 65% BABY SEAL 25% PANDA 10% MANATEE

T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: THIS SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC - 65% BABY SEAL 25% PANDA 10% MANATEE See less

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Disclaimer: With today's reproductive cloning methods, there are a few reasons your clone technically might not be genetically exactly like you. For one, your clone starts off with shortened telomeres it got from your (presumably not newborn) somatic... See more

Disclaimer: With today's reproductive cloning methods, there are a few reasons your clone technically might not be genetically exactly like you. For one, your clone starts off with shortened telomeres it got from your (presumably not newborn) somatic cell. Two, the somatic cell's nuclear DNA you implanted might have mutations not common to the rest of your nuclear DNA. Three, the mitochondrial DNA is actually from the donor egg, so if you're a dude, you're outta luck on having your matrilineal DNA included as part of the package. But those technicalities aside, your clone is the closest you're gonna get to a duplicate of your own unique genetic expression unless you already have an identical twin. (Which, technically, is a clone, too. Just not one you had a hand in master-minding.) Clones are great. Having a clone means you have a ready-made organ donor lined up. You have somebody to take the fall in that grand jury case. But the best thing about a clone is that it's YOU. More of you.... See less

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Face it. You knew from the first time you climbed on the monkey bars that you were 98% Chimp. You could swing, screech, eat bananas... really all you needed were opposable toes and some additional body hair to make the picture complete. In the 1970s... See more

Face it. You knew from the first time you climbed on the monkey bars that you were 98% Chimp. You could swing, screech, eat bananas... really all you needed were opposable toes and some additional body hair to make the picture complete. In the 1970s studies emerged comparing promising sequences of aligned human and chimpanzee DNA. The divergences were striking in their minimalism -- the differences due to base substitution came back under 2%. Aha. There's that opposable toe. Even today, with new technology and the entire chimpanzee genome mapped, the numbers run about the same. Unless you count indels. Which we don't. Don't get us wrong. We like indels. Heck. Just the way they put the word together makes us all misty for "modem." Indels, aka insertions and deletions of nucleotides in a protein sequence, make up an additional estimated 3% of differences between human and chimp genetics. They're common in non-coding regions of the DNA, bits where we're not quite sure what the DNA is... See less

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But enough about us. Let's talk about you. You and your many assets. You understand ThinkGeek's t-shirts and frequently have to explain them to your friends. You can take apart and reassemble any given computer and not accidentally leave some... See more

But enough about us. Let's talk about you. You and your many assets. You understand ThinkGeek's t-shirts and frequently have to explain them to your friends. You can take apart and reassemble any given computer and not accidentally leave some unidentified part in the middle of the floor. You can't imagine any part of your answer to a question about geographical education employing the phrase, "The Iraq." As an added bonus, you come equipped with huge... tracts of land. If you know what we mean. Nudge, nudge. Say no more. Note that we printed this on a different shirt than most of our ladies' styles in order to accommodate greater expanse of ... *ahem* ... land. Looser cut than a babydoll tee, this shirt is considered a "classic cut." It's styled for women, but is not tight or fitted. Huge Tracts of Land printed in a pink Medieval-style font on a plum-colored women's tee. This shirt fits like Binary Mom and Chocolate Molecule. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. See less

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Pluto gets demoted, ThinkGeek makes a shirt. Imagine yourself a tiny planet, happily orbiting the sun at nearly 6 billion kilometers. One morning, you check your email - ooh, an urgent message from the International Astronomical Union. "dear sir...... See more

Pluto gets demoted, ThinkGeek makes a shirt. Imagine yourself a tiny planet, happily orbiting the sun at nearly 6 billion kilometers. One morning, you check your email - ooh, an urgent message from the International Astronomical Union. "dear sir... yadda yadda... regret to inform... yadda yadda... planetary status has BEEN REVOKED?!" WTF? Some scientists are protesting, others even taking legal action, but it's true - the IAU has created rules governing the definition of 'Planet', and our favorite Kuiper-belt object has officially been voted out of the planetary house. ThinkGeek's latest shirt show's Pluto's likely response, if it were sentient, spoke English, and frowned on cursing. Black high-quality shirt with a white depiction of the solar system, the ninth orbital body of which quietly lamenting, "weak." See less

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You live and code by this alkaloid, why not wear your badge of addiction for all to see? Kind of like a scarlet molecule. Caffeine molecule printed in lime green on a navy shirt. 100% cotton ladies' shirt. Stretchy and fitted, not baggy like the... See more

You live and code by this alkaloid, why not wear your badge of addiction for all to see? Kind of like a scarlet molecule. Caffeine molecule printed in lime green on a navy shirt. 100% cotton ladies' shirt. Stretchy and fitted, not baggy like the guys' stuff! 100% combed ringspun cotton, 1X1 rib, 1X1 rib bound collar, 1/2” collar height, self fabric binding on collar, side seamed, tapered waist, garment washed, no-shrinkage See less

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We heard this story (from our aunt's neighbor's best friend's cousin) about this one time Vader was stomping about on The Death Star, doing the whole intimidation of the troops thing, and he heard something. Something he couldn't identify, because... See more

We heard this story (from our aunt's neighbor's best friend's cousin) about this one time Vader was stomping about on The Death Star, doing the whole intimidation of the troops thing, and he heard something. Something he couldn't identify, because he'd never heard it before. Wait. Is that... giggling? Unbeknownst to the Dark Lord, someone had snuck up behind him in the Death Star elevator and written "Wash Me" in the dust gathering on the back of his helmet while he was listening to yet another Muzak interpretation of The Imperial March. Don't let this happen to you. Use The Force, now available in a fresh, lemony scent. This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% fine jersey cotton t-shirt, this design features Darth Vader with a bottle of The Force cleaning solution touching up the back of his helmet. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's shirts, so be sure to check the Sizing Info tab to... See less

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One day it's gonna happen. We've even stuck it on our Google Calendar (tentatively busy June 15, 5,000,000,2008). On that date (give or take a few millennia), the sun will turn the last of the hydrogen in its core into helium, and voila. No more... See more

One day it's gonna happen. We've even stuck it on our Google Calendar (tentatively busy June 15, 5,000,000,2008). On that date (give or take a few millennia), the sun will turn the last of the hydrogen in its core into helium, and voila. No more fusion. No more sunshine. Of course, at that point if the human race still exists and inhabits Earth, that'll be the least of our worries, what with adapting our new orbit and trying to outrun the leading edge of our now likely red giant sun. But now you have a funny shirt to wear should it happen (and if the human race still comes equipped with a standard package of a torso and two arms in their respective locations). "A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine" printed in orange and yellow beneath a happy sun on a 100% cotton charcoal grey t-shirt. See less

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Fun with solids! So, Johnny was diligently working in the lab trying to generate a little nucleation. But things weren't going so well and he's just not having any luck. Then all of a sudden his lab partner fumbles in, accidently knocking Johnny's... See more

Fun with solids! So, Johnny was diligently working in the lab trying to generate a little nucleation. But things weren't going so well and he's just not having any luck. Then all of a sudden his lab partner fumbles in, accidently knocking Johnny's beaker of silver nitrate into some potassium chloride which spills all over Johnny. 'Heavens to Betsy!' Johnny gleefully proclaims as a beautiful white solid of silver chloride materializes. And that's why, the legend goes, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. Teal, 100% cotton babydoll with black text and pics on it. Beneath some nifty drawings of labatory equipment reads...'If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate'. See less

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Twisted up in Schrödinger's uncertainty thought experiment, this historical kitty has been put through a quantum ringer that nobody should have to experience. After all it's tough work being both alive and dead simultaneously. Every student of... See more

Twisted up in Schrödinger's uncertainty thought experiment, this historical kitty has been put through a quantum ringer that nobody should have to experience. After all it's tough work being both alive and dead simultaneously. Every student of physics knows that Schrödinger's 1935 paper regarding a hypothetical paradox involving a cat has perplexed and annoyed physics geeks for years. The basic idea; If the outcome of a circumstance is presently unknown and by observing the circumstance you will disrupt it, then it exists in all possible states simultaneously... Simple! At least to quantum physicists with massive craniums. And hey eventually this principle will seem commonplace, but by then our highways will connect galaxies and shirts like this will be so utterly obvious that they'll likely be dish rags. Don't get it? We propose the following thought experiment: | * Give your friend enough money to purchase the "Schrödinger's Cat" shirt (don't forget the shipping). * Tell your friend... See less

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After sitting through four years of dull interspecies protocol seminars and tactical maneuvers groundwork, you successfully graduated from Starfleet Academy. As a newly commissioned Federation security officer, your first assignment is on board a... See more

After sitting through four years of dull interspecies protocol seminars and tactical maneuvers groundwork, you successfully graduated from Starfleet Academy. As a newly commissioned Federation security officer, your first assignment is on board a Constitution-class heavy cruiser. You straighten out the collar on your crisp red shirt as you walk down the corridor toward the transporter. You've been summoned to provide defensive support for a landing party consisting of the top officers on board. This is your chance to shine. Shine like a phaser set to "frag." Perhaps you should have gone into science. In the Star Trek universe, the Red Shirt is the phase-cannon fodder obliterated on screen to alert the audience to the danger of the situation. It's Roddenberry proclaiming, "We could have just killed one of the characters you cared about!" The Red Shirt is a sci-fi idiom for the anonymous, the expendable, the smoking boots behind a boulder. We've printed that word, "Expendable," in a... See less

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What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irrational number that's impossible to know completely. Still others might think it's a mystical, transcendental, almighty... See more

What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irrational number that's impossible to know completely. Still others might think it's a mystical, transcendental, almighty number that will only finally be revealed when society as a whole puts on a bunch of purple felt jump suits and hitches a ride on a nearby comet. Those people aren't reading this description though. They are browsing the howtothinklikeaflower.com website. But we digress... We here at ThinkGeek like to think of Pi as a way to help you come up with creative reasons to spend your hard earned cash on a T-shirt. Quick question. When is Pi day? March 14th of course. Think about that for a second. Now, while still mesmerized, drop this shirt into your shopping cart. Metro blue 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with the Pi symbol on it. The first 4493 digits of Pi were used to construct the Pi symbol itself. That's a whole lot of Pi. Enough for... See less

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Come to the Dark Side - Ah yes, young Padawan... you must be hungry. Can we interest you in a cookie? An eeevil cookie?

Come to the Dark Side - Ah yes, young Padawan... you must be hungry. Can we interest you in a cookie? An eeevil cookie? See less

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Looking for cool funny t-shirts? Deez Tees has a huge selection of funny t-shirt slogans, funny movie t shirts, deeztees, and offensive tshirts for men, women and kids. Find your next favorite t-shirt DeezTeez.com!

Looking for cool funny t-shirts? Deez Tees has a huge selection of funny t-shirt slogans, funny movie t shirts, deeztees, and offensive tshirts for men, women and kids. Find your next favorite t-shirt DeezTeez.com! See less

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Looking for cool funny t-shirts? Deez Tees has a huge selection of funny t-shirt slogans, funny movie t shirts, deeztees, and offensive tshirts for men, women and kids. Find your next favorite t-shirt DeezTeez.com!

Looking for cool funny t-shirts? Deez Tees has a huge selection of funny t-shirt slogans, funny movie t shirts, deeztees, and offensive tshirts for men, women and kids. Find your next favorite t-shirt DeezTeez.com! See less

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In the harsh winter of 1872 First Naval Lord Sydney Dacres was found frozen to the side of an Moroccan merchant ship entering New York Harbor. Upon thawing his person revealed a small book entitled 'Things That Have Not Yet Been But Probably Will.'... See more

In the harsh winter of 1872 First Naval Lord Sydney Dacres was found frozen to the side of an Moroccan merchant ship entering New York Harbor. Upon thawing his person revealed a small book entitled 'Things That Have Not Yet Been But Probably Will.' Included inside were various predictions of historical events of the next century as well as instructions that each should be enacted on a clear day in front of an audience of no less than thirty-seven people. Intrigued by the notion, local scholars formed the first chapter of the Historical Preenactment Society. [COMIC 1] [COMIC 2] Men's/Unisex Army American Apparel and Ladies' Army American Apparel. Also available on a hoodie! See less

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Finally! You will never be confused with a doctor again with this classy garment clinging snugly to your torso. If somebody starts choking in a restaurant when you have this shirt on, you can ignore them with confidence. Shirt Info: Printed on Mens... See more

Finally! You will never be confused with a doctor again with this classy garment clinging snugly to your torso. If somebody starts choking in a restaurant when you have this shirt on, you can ignore them with confidence. Shirt Info: Printed on Mens Gildan 2000 and Ladies Bella 6000. See sizing chart for specific detailed information! See less

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Roosevelt, Washington, Franklin, Lincoln, and Jefferson terrorize y'alls neighborhood. Shirt Info: The design is approximately 7" by 10" across the chest, printed on Sagestone Men's Fruit of the Loom, or Moss Green Bella.

Roosevelt, Washington, Franklin, Lincoln, and Jefferson terrorize y'alls neighborhood. Shirt Info: The design is approximately 7" by 10" across the chest, printed on Sagestone Men's Fruit of the Loom, or Moss Green Bella. See less

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Based on Dan McNinja's practical thinking, seen here. Shirt Info: The design is approximately 7" by 10" across the chest, printed on Charcoal Men's Fruit of the Loom, or Heather Bella.

Based on Dan McNinja's practical thinking, seen here. Shirt Info: The design is approximately 7" by 10" across the chest, printed on Charcoal Men's Fruit of the Loom, or Heather Bella. See less

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This tasteful shirt lets others know you appreciate the more awesome things in life. Shirt Info: The design is approximately 9" by 9" across the chest, printed on Light Blue or Cardinal Men's Fruit of the Loom 3930 or Gildan Ultra Cotton, and Baby... See more

This tasteful shirt lets others know you appreciate the more awesome things in life. Shirt Info: The design is approximately 9" by 9" across the chest, printed on Light Blue or Cardinal Men's Fruit of the Loom 3930 or Gildan Ultra Cotton, and Baby Blue Bella 6000. See less

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When times are tough, you just gotta ask yourself one question. Assure those around you that when it hits the fan, you've got a lifetime of criminology and martial arts training, pockets full of situation specific gadgetry, and the menancing mystery... See more

When times are tough, you just gotta ask yourself one question. Assure those around you that when it hits the fan, you've got a lifetime of criminology and martial arts training, pockets full of situation specific gadgetry, and the menancing mystery to make it all work. Shirt Info: The design is approximately 2" by 10" across the chest, black print on grey, printed on Sport Grey Men's Fruit of the Loom, or Ladies' Heather Bella. See less

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