Damien's Wish List

Added on 10/18/08

Buttery Smooth Steel in Your Pocket Being die-hard geeks it's hard for us to get excited about utilitarian items like wallets. Yep, they hold credit cards and some money... they go in your pocket... but they're just not as interesting as usb... See more

Buttery Smooth Steel in Your Pocket Being die-hard geeks it's hard for us to get excited about utilitarian items like wallets. Yep, they hold credit cards and some money... they go in your pocket... but they're just not as interesting as usb thumbdrives or artificially intelligent robots from the future. But then we came across these amazing wallets made from real stainless steel and were forced to upgrade our view on wallets. You might think that steel would be hard on your jeans pocket, but in fact these wallets have the texture of silk and are woven from micro fibers of stainless steel. When you touch the silky metallic surface you'll think they were created by sophisticated nanobots... and almost nothing is more geeky than nanobots. Available in a bi-fold wallet format (4 card slots, 1 money pocket and 1 clear ID window), or a bi-fold wallet with criss cross card slots. See less

Highlights: $79.99

Added on 10/18/08

Launch A Full Air Assault - Without Ever Leaving The Ground! Airzooka is the 'fun gun' that blows a harmless ball of air towards any object, person (or animal!). The airball will travel up to thirty feet and beyond... Cackle with amusement as,... See more

Launch A Full Air Assault - Without Ever Leaving The Ground! Airzooka is the 'fun gun' that blows a harmless ball of air towards any object, person (or animal!). The airball will travel up to thirty feet and beyond... Cackle with amusement as, seemingly from nowhere, you are able to mess up a person's hair, ruffle their shirt, dress, or TPS reports from a distance, or just plain blow 'em away!. The Airzooka is surprisingly accurate and Office Dogs Loathe Them!. But it's so fun to watch Cisco twenty feet away suddenly leap a foot into the air because of the ghost like ball of air that just nailed him. Needless to say all our office dogs are generating AirZooka Psychosis, but we suppose that's part of being an office dog. Requiring no batteries or electricity, AirZooka operates simply by pulling and releasing a built-in elastic air launcher. And here's the best part: because it shoots air, you'll never run out of ammo (unless you happen to be on the moon!). Dimensions: AirZooka Chamber,... See less

Highlights: $12.99

Added on 10/18/08

More comfortable than aluminum foil in your pants. There's some seriously scary stuff out there in the world -- from bird flu and terrorism to depleting our planet of natural resources. There's not a lot that the average person can do about much of... See more

More comfortable than aluminum foil in your pants. There's some seriously scary stuff out there in the world -- from bird flu and terrorism to depleting our planet of natural resources. There's not a lot that the average person can do about much of the things that may keep us up at night. Luckily, there's one scary prospect on the horizon that we can help with -- and it doesn't require lining your pants with aluminum foil! Aren't you lucky? Imagine if you will, some of these possible real-life scenarios: A shadowy character crouches unseen in the bushes. He doesn't have a gun or a knife, but he has a laptop. He watches as his prey walks by. Invisible radio waves emitting from the credit-card in his wallet get picked up by the laptop, recorded, and saved onto a cloned card. For all intents and purposes, this man becomes you, and has decided to go shopping. Or maybe he picked up the passkey that lets you into your office building. With ease, he can now walk into your secure office... See less

Highlights: $19.99

Added on 09/25/08

Preorder The Fisker Karma Today We are accepting preorders for our Fisker four-door plug-in hybrid sports sedan – the FISKER KARMA. All Signature Edition Vehicles, which will be delivered with a special numbered and signed plaque, a color and trim... See more

Preorder The Fisker Karma Today We are accepting preorders for our Fisker four-door plug-in hybrid sports sedan – the FISKER KARMA. All Signature Edition Vehicles, which will be delivered with a special numbered and signed plaque, a color and trim combination similar to the Detroit Show-Car are SOLD OUT. At this point in time we are still accepting deposits for the standard pre-orders ($1000 deposit amount) to be delivered in 2010. All orders received from mid-January onwards will be delivered in the second half of 2010. Download Karma Order Form.pdf See less

Added on 09/25/08

Lifetime Warranty Your Keepsake college ring will always look as good as the day you bought it. That’s a statement we stand behind. Every Keepsake college ring is protected by our Full Lifetime Warranty which provides you with these special benefits... See more

Lifetime Warranty Your Keepsake college ring will always look as good as the day you bought it. That’s a statement we stand behind. Every Keepsake college ring is protected by our Full Lifetime Warranty which provides you with these special benefits for the life of your ring: * Resizing will be performed without charge * Cleaning and refinishing will be performed without charge * Every ring is individually numbered to insure authenticity. This number is assigned by the Texas Exes to prove you earned your ring and to have a record in case your ring is lost or stolen. Payment Options Financing for your college jewelry investment that’s been conveniently designed to suit any budget. Prepaid orders - Place your order and receive Federal Express delivery to your door. C.O.D. (Cash on delivery) - Leave a small deposit when you place your order. Delivery normally takes 6 weeks and the balance remaining is then paid to Federal Express (personal checks are accepted). Time payment - "Wear as You... See less

Added on 09/25/08

Please type your full name below exactly as you would like it to appear on your selected item. There is a 26 character maximum, including spaces and punctuation. (exceptions by request only)

Please type your full name below exactly as you would like it to appear on your selected item. There is a 26 character maximum, including spaces and punctuation. (exceptions by request only) See less

Highlights: $149.95 Apple

Added on 08/24/07

Many of the GTM action shots were taken during product development and performance testing.

Many of the GTM action shots were taken during product development and performance testing. See less

Added on 07/05/07

Keep Junior off the Net When geeks grow up to be parents, they often end up having geek kids of their own to raise. Those little geeklings, as cute as they are, end up spending a lot of time on the computer, which is equal parts gratifying and... See more

Keep Junior off the Net When geeks grow up to be parents, they often end up having geek kids of their own to raise. Those little geeklings, as cute as they are, end up spending a lot of time on the computer, which is equal parts gratifying and frightening to their parental units. Safety is an issue - we want to protect kids from the so-called online predator, but sometimes we just want them to shut the damn lappy off and go outside for some old fashioned exercise. When the kids borrow the car, they have to ask us for the keys, so why aren't there keys to the computer? Oh, sure - we have passwords, but they can be hacked, or stolen, or guessed! So, how do you secure access to your computer in the safest way possible? Computer geeks and white-hat hackers in the UK developed the KidSafe Parental Control Key to help lock down computer access in the easiest and most secure way possible. Each key is unique and cannot be duplicated. When inserted, they key allows your computer to boot and... See less

Added on 07/05/07

A survival tool for creating a tool of survival Originally developed for the Swedish Department of Defense, Swedish FireSteel is a flash of genius. Its nearly 3,000°C spark makes fire building easy in any weather, at any altitude. Used by a number of... See more

A survival tool for creating a tool of survival Originally developed for the Swedish Department of Defense, Swedish FireSteel is a flash of genius. Its nearly 3,000°C spark makes fire building easy in any weather, at any altitude. Used by a number of armies around the world, Swedish FireSteel's dependability has already made it a favorite of survival experts, hunters, fishermen and campers. It has also found its way into cabins and backyards as a fool-proof way to light stoves and gas-barbecues. Amazingly enough it also works equally well when wet. We think geeks will appreciate the power of being able to start a fire with such a simple tool. A metal blade is slowly moved across the Firesteel, generating sparks that can easily be thrown onto a small pile of dry grass, leaves or paper to start a fire. When the fire is becoming established, thin sticks of wood can be added, gradually increasing to thicker ones. The Swedish FireSteel has these great features. See less

Highlights: $3.99 - $15.99

Added on 07/05/07

Wind…Summon Fire! Lasers and super-bright flashlights are quite prevalent sources of illumination in science fiction. But fantasy has always chosen a more classical approach to light. Torches and magical fireballs and candles are what dispel the... See more

Wind…Summon Fire! Lasers and super-bright flashlights are quite prevalent sources of illumination in science fiction. But fantasy has always chosen a more classical approach to light. Torches and magical fireballs and candles are what dispel the shadows and blackness of the night. Candles light Great Halls in schools of magical learning; they burn bright in the chambers of Elven Kings; they even sit on the birthday cakes of Norse Gods (or so Dirk Gently tells us). But candles can be dangerous ("Fire bad" and all that), so we've stirred a mix of science fiction into our candles of fantasy and these awesome LED candles are the result. The LED Blow On-Off Candles still have a waxy coating and a natural-looking, flickering light just like normal candles, but they have one magic feature. Regular candles will blow out if you blow on the flame, but these LED candles will also blow on. All you have to do is press the master on/off switch on the bottom, and these candles will turn on and off... See less

Highlights: $11.99 - $14.99

Added on 07/05/07

Procrastinate At The Office With Confidence! Feet have been a major factor in the course of human history. If it wasn't for feet, so many great heroes of the past would have had to sit down or risk tipping over. The sound of feet is how you know when... See more

Procrastinate At The Office With Confidence! Feet have been a major factor in the course of human history. If it wasn't for feet, so many great heroes of the past would have had to sit down or risk tipping over. The sound of feet is how you know when someone is approaching your cubicle and it is time to hurry and close the game running on your computer. Too many close calls can lead to unnecessary office stress. The Stealth Switch is the answer. Quickly install the software and plug the hidden foot switch in (it goes either between the keyboard and your computer, or just into an available USB port) and you are safe. It hides in the shadows and just a light tap of your toes will let it work its magic. Based on your preferences, it can hide the current window, hide all windows, or hide all windows except for specified windows. Not just minimize, mind you, but totally erase from your screen. The Stealth Switch can also mute the sound, hide the taskbar, hide the desktop icons, and password... See less

Highlights: $24.99

Added on 05/20/07

Get a piece of history at the official store of General Chuck Yeager, Inc.

Get a piece of history at the official store of General Chuck Yeager, Inc. See less

Highlights: Please select: signed - $30.00

Added on 05/20/07

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