$6.99
(08/27/08)
Knock Knocks Door Knob Messaging provides an open-and-shut solution for communication in the office. These sturdy, double-sided door knob hangers relay bold, colorful messages that wont be missedwith a sly dash of humor to boot. Whether youre...
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(08/27/08) Knock Knocks Door Knob Messaging provides an open-and-shut solution for communication in the office. These sturdy, double-sided door knob hangers relay bold, colorful messages that wont be missedwith a sly dash of humor to boot. Whether youre Out to lunch or Gone for the day, why say it when you can hang it? * 4 x 10 x 0.5 inches * 3 double-sided door hangers per box; door hangers and box diecut to fit over door knob * Kraft-board box with foil stamping See less
$15.99
(03/17/08)
Since the 1980s Post-it revolution, theres been no such thing as too many stickies. With our Stickies Sets, this indispensable commodity now comes with wit and a desk-friendly tray for a true marriage of form and function. With six sticky pads of...
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(03/17/08) Since the 1980s Post-it revolution, theres been no such thing as too many stickies. With our Stickies Sets, this indispensable commodity now comes with wit and a desk-friendly tray for a true marriage of form and function. With six sticky pads of varying sizes, these sets will have you noting, tagging, and flagging in style. * Tray: 7.375 x 3.8125 x 1.125 inches * 6 sticky pads, 100 sheets each; paper-wrapped chipboard tray See less
$7.99

(11/06/07)
A Pre-historic Evergreen That Just Won't Die This one-of-a-kind plant has lived on the Earth for over 290 million years and has the ability to come back to life (much like the undead) over and over again for hundreds of years! Simply place this...
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(11/06/07) A Pre-historic Evergreen That Just Won't Die This one-of-a-kind plant has lived on the Earth for over 290 million years and has the ability to come back to life (much like the undead) over and over again for hundreds of years! Simply place this seemingly dead ball of foliage in water and within hours it transforms into a vibrant green blood-sucking evergreen. Ok, we are kidding about the blood-sucking part. It's still amazing though! It's also great for lazy folks since you can forget to water your Dinosaur plant whenever you want! It will simply dry up and hibernate for up to fifty years and will spring to life every time it is given water. Some Interesting Tidbits about your Dinosaur Plant: * During the Carboniferous period these plants used to grow over 120 feet tall (bigger than a T-rex) * When dry it curls up into a tight ball so that the wind can easily roll it to a new location or cubicle, hopefully closer to moisture. * Retains 3% of its water when it is dehydrated. * Grows... See less
$195.00
(08/27/08)
The future is now. Silver tone three-hand movement floats on a segmented black face. Dial camouflages with contour ion-plated bracelet for a polished uniform look that is comfortable and versatile.
(08/27/08) The future is now. Silver tone three-hand movement floats on a segmented black face. Dial camouflages with contour ion-plated bracelet for a polished uniform look that is comfortable and versatile. See less
$14.95
(08/13/08)
You searched for: skull
(08/13/08) You searched for: skull See less
$29.00
(05/21/08)
Internet Only A generously sized apron is a necessity in any kitchen, and ours will brighten yours with lively color. Sewn of thick cotton, it can be personalized or monogrammed with up to nine characters, all the same height, embroidered in your...
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(05/21/08) Internet Only A generously sized apron is a necessity in any kitchen, and ours will brighten yours with lively color. Sewn of thick cotton, it can be personalized or monogrammed with up to nine characters, all the same height, embroidered in your choice of color. Features include an adjustable neckband and roomy front pockets. An apron of this quality makes a welcome gift for any cook. Machine-wash. 26 1/2" wide, 35" long. Imported. A Williams-Sonoma exclusive. Please note: Monogrammed and personalized items cannot be returned. Once your order has been placed, the order cannot be cancelled or returned. See how your personalization would look on this item: See less
$34.95
(11/25/07)
Using classic images collected from some of the worlds richest art and history, our high quality, 100% imported silk designer tie accents a wardrobe beautifully. A high-profile gift for art lovers or history buffs!
(11/25/07) Using classic images collected from some of the worlds richest art and history, our high quality, 100% imported silk designer tie accents a wardrobe beautifully. A high-profile gift for art lovers or history buffs! See less
$19.99
(11/06/07)
Use That First Impression To Show Your Technological Sophistication This saavy little business card case with its techno-appeal will make you the envy of all your peer vice presidents and CEOs. Add insult to injury by showing off this case to people...
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(11/06/07) Use That First Impression To Show Your Technological Sophistication This saavy little business card case with its techno-appeal will make you the envy of all your peer vice presidents and CEOs. Add insult to injury by showing off this case to people in your organization that don't even have business cards! Ouch. Holds 10-15 cards (depending on your business card thickness) - yet is small enough to comfortably fit in any pocket or case/bag. Real circuit boards come in many colors and have varying degrees of wiring in them. Consequently, so do these business card holders. Revel in their uniqueness! See less
$12.99

(11/06/07)
A device to contain your apathy... Somebody famous once said "Work is the curse of the drinking class." We couldn't agree more. We might actually like to extend the quote to say "Work is the curse of the drinking class and something that gets in the...
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(11/06/07) A device to contain your apathy... Somebody famous once said "Work is the curse of the drinking class." We couldn't agree more. We might actually like to extend the quote to say "Work is the curse of the drinking class and something that gets in the way of leveling up." But who are we to paraphrase? We are just a bunch of overworked, underpaid, lemmings - cogs in the wheel. We are nothing but psychadelic mushrooms to be pounced on, or coins to be collected at will by some massively wealthy plumber from Italy who won't stop evolving and taking our money. A toast to mediocrity! Stainless steel flask holds 6 ounces of your favorite beverage. It's laser etched with the simple, but all-powerful phrase, 'meh.' Supply your own readily available apathy for best results. See less
$13.45
(06/08/08)
Explore the common materials used to make workbenches, [find] basic construction methods, and traditional bench designs, including a joiners bench and a classic Scandinavian-style cabinetmakers bench...instructions and plans for bench accessories...
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(06/08/08) Explore the common materials used to make workbenches, [find] basic construction methods, and traditional bench designs, including a joiners bench and a classic Scandinavian-style cabinetmakers bench...instructions and plans for bench accessories such as drawers and storage bases. A useful primer.Woodshop News. A very fine reference source...a wide variety of design options...valuable.Fine Tool Journal. See less
$17.95
(06/08/08)
Remember the handcrafted mischief of the gangs on The Little Rascals, Gilligan's Island, and The Swiss Family Robinson? This cleverness is back in the old-fashioned fun of Treehouses and Other Cool Stuff You Can Build. Imagine building an...
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(06/08/08) Remember the handcrafted mischief of the gangs on The Little Rascals, Gilligan's Island, and The Swiss Family Robinson? This cleverness is back in the old-fashioned fun of Treehouses and Other Cool Stuff You Can Build. Imagine building an old-fashioned go-cart, an A-frame treehouse, a portable lemonade stand, a seesaw, a scooter skateboard, a tub fiddle, and even the ultimate in entertainment-an erupting volcano. Also included is a useful section on carpentry tips and tools such as: Sawhorse, Saw Guide and Crosscutting, Ripping Wood, Pilot Holes and Drilling Screws, Toolbox. See less
$8.08
(06/08/08)
Sturdy, stylish outdoor furniture that you can make yourself! There's no need to spend a fortune on pre-made wooden furniture for your yard or deck. With the dozens of easy projects here, you'll construct all kinds of charming furnishings and...
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(06/08/08) Sturdy, stylish outdoor furniture that you can make yourself! There's no need to spend a fortune on pre-made wooden furniture for your yard or deck. With the dozens of easy projects here, you'll construct all kinds of charming furnishings and accessories, from chairs, tables, and outdoor storage centers to planters, trellises, and window boxes. See less
$16.55
(06/08/08)
Class is in session for an industrial twist on mixed-media art!
(06/08/08) Class is in session for an industrial twist on mixed-media art! See less
$16.20 Member price

(11/14/07)
FOR THE FIRST time, all three books of Philip Pullman's award-winning His Dark Materials trilogy (The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, and The Amber Spyglass) will be published in their entirety in one volume. Perfect for both new and established...
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(11/14/07) FOR THE FIRST time, all three books of Philip Pullman's award-winning His Dark Materials trilogy (The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, and The Amber Spyglass) will be published in their entirety in one volume. Perfect for both new and established Pullman fans who want to read (or reread) the whole trilogy before The Golden Compass movie debuts on December 7, 2007, this handsome 6 x 9 omnibus will feature every word of the trilogy as well as Philip Pullman's chapter opening art. Also, new and exclusive to this edition: Philip Pullman has written two pages of new vignettes for each book in the trilogy. Readers will be delighted to discover these intriguing new passages at the end of each book's section in the omnibus. See less
$32.40 Member price
(02/10/07)
The Chronicles of Narnia have enchanted millions of readers over the last fifty years, and the magical events described in C. S. Lewis's immortal prose have left many a lasting memory. For here is a world where a witch decrees eternal winter; where...
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(02/10/07) The Chronicles of Narnia have enchanted millions of readers over the last fifty years, and the magical events described in C. S. Lewis's immortal prose have left many a lasting memory. For here is a world where a witch decrees eternal winter; where there are more talking animals than people; and where battles are fought by Centaurs, Giants, and Fauns. See less
Black, XXL $15.99
(10/25/07)
Insufficient... mem... umm... what? It's not just computers that have limited resources. When was the last time you had brain cells to spare? We don't know a single geek, code monkey, or computer jockey that can make that claim. So until science...
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(10/25/07) Insufficient... mem... umm... what? It's not just computers that have limited resources. When was the last time you had brain cells to spare? We don't know a single geek, code monkey, or computer jockey that can make that claim. So until science comes up with a way to install DIMMs in your hippocampus, you'll just have to wear this shirt and hope it relieves some of the stress on your noggin. 100% heavyweight cotton black tshirt with "INSUFFICIENT MEMORY" printed on the front in silver metallic ink. See less
Dark Blue, XXL $24.99

(10/25/07)
OMG, it's not a t-shirt! Whether you're crawling out from under the hood of a car or up to your elbows in IDE cables and mobo offsets, you need a good sturdy work shirt to keep you clean (not to mention stylish). Every geek needs one of our new Geek...
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(10/25/07) OMG, it's not a t-shirt! Whether you're crawling out from under the hood of a car or up to your elbows in IDE cables and mobo offsets, you need a good sturdy work shirt to keep you clean (not to mention stylish). Every geek needs one of our new Geek work shirts, complete with nametag embroidery to show the world what you're all about. Not that you need to advertise it - the heatsink in one hand and your pda in the other pretty much seals the deal. Constructed of 4.25 oz. permanent press poplin weave - 65% polyester, 35% combed cotton, TouchTex dark blue fabric. This work shirt has 2 front pockets with button closures, a lined one-piece collar with permanent stays, 6 buttons on the front with a snap at the collar, and a soil-release fabric. A sewn-on patch reads "Geek" above the left side pocket in grey and white. See less
X Large - $180.00
(10/17/07)
Raise a flagon to the age of Hogarth! To highwaymen, bawds, and The Beggars Opera! Modern Macheaths sally forth in this: an 18th-century-inspired coat, handsomely brocaded and tailored for misadventure, with big, antiqued-metal buttons, deep, turnup...
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(10/17/07) Raise a flagon to the age of Hogarth! To highwaymen, bawds, and The Beggars Opera! Modern Macheaths sally forth in this: an 18th-century-inspired coat, handsomely brocaded and tailored for misadventure, with big, antiqued-metal buttons, deep, turnup cuffs, and button-flap front pockets. Lined in burgundy satin taffeta. 86% cotton/14% nylon. Dry clean. Imported. Color: Black. Unisex Sizes: M (40" chest), L (44" chest), XL (48" chest); 41"-43" long. See less
Mens' XXL Shirts USA + Canada: $20 + $3 shipping
(02/10/07)
Inspired by this comic, this shirt boldly proclaims your opinion about the flavor of mathematics. Recommended for statisticians, computer scientists, accountants, fans of Life¨ brand cereal, and pretty much everybody else. The design is printed...
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(02/10/07) Inspired by this comic, this shirt boldly proclaims your opinion about the flavor of mathematics. Recommended for statisticians, computer scientists, accountants, fans of Life¨ brand cereal, and pretty much everybody else. The design is printed approximately 7"x9" on red Hanes Beefy-Ts and Bella babydolls. See less
Was:$99.95
Now: $49.99
(02/10/07)
From its mandarin collar to its deep-green turnup cuffs, this imposing jacket proclaims the wealth of the Orient. The dragon motif is richly embroidered in shimmering shades of jade—spectacularly so on the back! Snap top button, with frogged...
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(02/10/07) From its mandarin collar to its deep-green turnup cuffs, this imposing jacket proclaims the wealth of the Orient. The dragon motif is richly embroidered in shimmering shades of jade—spectacularly so on the back! Snap top button, with frogged loop-and-knot closure down the front. 80% silk/20% poly, fully lined. Dry clean. Imported. Color: Black. Sizes: S (4–6), M (6–8), L (8–10), XL (10–12), 1X (12–14), 2X (14–16), 3X (16–18); 29"–33" long. See less
$215

(10/11/07)
Desk jockeys need not apply. The Workman’s is the ultimate utility kilt–our flagship model built for long, hard days on the work site building cool stuff that would make any pants-loving wimp cry. We can see you now, out there on the job site,...
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(10/11/07) Desk jockeys need not apply. The Workman’s is the ultimate utility kilt–our flagship model built for long, hard days on the work site building cool stuff that would make any pants-loving wimp cry. We can see you now, out there on the job site, headbanging to Slayer, your mullet hanging down to your shoulders, a big honking drill in one hand, a cold beer in the other and all your pants-wearing co-workers sweating their asses off and wondering how you got so damn cool. The Workman’s was designed with the hard working man in mind. It comes in 12 oz. Duck cloth that feels just about tough enough to stop a nail gun. It features two exterior rear pockets and has two multi-chamber saddle pockets with room for all the nails, screws, tape measures, cell phones, wallets and beer bottles you could want. The Workman’s also features “The Grip” retractable side hammer loop. This sturdy and adjustable loop can hold everything from a ballpein hammer to a DeWalt cordless drill no problem, and will keep... See less
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(12/20/07)
Other students at Penn State University join clubs to play chess, speak French or go camping. But a special few share an interest that goes far beyond this plane of existence. They are The Paranormal Research Society (PRS). Under the leadership of...
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(12/20/07) Other students at Penn State University join clubs to play chess, speak French or go camping. But a special few share an interest that goes far beyond this plane of existence. They are The Paranormal Research Society (PRS). Under the leadership of club founder and director Ryan Buell, the intrepid team sets out each week to discover the truth behind terrifying real life mysteries, hauntings and ghosts. A panoply of haunts, specter, spirits and phantoms awaits on these otherworldly DVDs! The entire mind-expanding, horizon-stretching first season of PARANORMAL STATE is now finally available in a single set. Follow the PRS crew from mystery to enigma to conundrum, as they help ordinary people come to terms with the haunts in their lives. It's not your average college life, it's the PARANORMAL STATE! See less
Champagne Red $19.99

(11/15/07)
Virtual Wrist-Based ROCK from Japan Want to be a guitar rock god but don't fancy all those boring parts... like practicing. Well now you can wail with a screaming speed-metal solo like the best of them with the Air Musician Virtual Guitar using a...
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(11/15/07) Virtual Wrist-Based ROCK from Japan Want to be a guitar rock god but don't fancy all those boring parts... like practicing. Well now you can wail with a screaming speed-metal solo like the best of them with the Air Musician Virtual Guitar using a minimum of skill. Simply strap the Air-Musician to your wrist, push the button to select a song and begin strumming. Every time you move your wrist you automatically play the next chord in the song. With a bit of rhythm you'll be playing so well your friends will think you took a crash course with Steven Tyler and bought yourself an invisible guitar. Only you will know the real secret that ThinkGeek travelled to Tokyo just to find these nifty Air Musicians to bring home to you. See less
$22.99

(11/06/07)
Corporate Cutting Down On The Spring & Summer A/C Budget? Staying cool and comfortable has never been easier, thanks to the Desktop Personal Air Conditioner! Designed for ease of use, it utilizes frozen water to create a personal climate controlled...
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(11/06/07) Corporate Cutting Down On The Spring & Summer A/C Budget? Staying cool and comfortable has never been easier, thanks to the Desktop Personal Air Conditioner! Designed for ease of use, it utilizes frozen water to create a personal climate controlled system anyone can use! Don't let hot summer months ruin your code. Stay calm, collected & cool... Simply fill the supplied bottle with water, freeze it, place it back in the chamber and turn the power switch on. That's it! Now you are ready to enjoy a cool, relaxing gentle breeze any time, anywhere and since it uses only natural water for cooling, the Desktop Air Conditioner is economical to use. Ideal for use wherever personal cooling is required. Requires two (2) D cell batteries. Quiet operation ideal for cubicles. DC Jack in back for use with optional adapter (sold seperately, 300mA, 3 volts). Dimensions:Approx. 12.75"L x 6.75"W x 11.25"H. See less
$29.99

(10/25/07)
Three Tiered Cubicle Defense The trouble with most alarm systems is that they are passive. Passive in the respect that they only alert someone to the intruder, but they don't fight the intruder themselves. Well, consider the Shooting Cubicle Alarm...
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(10/25/07) Three Tiered Cubicle Defense The trouble with most alarm systems is that they are passive. Passive in the respect that they only alert someone to the intruder, but they don't fight the intruder themselves. Well, consider the Shooting Cubicle Alarm System a step in the right direction. Using technology adapted in Area 51 (by elves, of all people), we brought forth this three stage system to help protect everything in your cubicle - and beyond. Each unit has an ever-watchful motion sensor. The first line of defense is lovingly referred to as Alarm 1. When Alarm 1 is tripped two very important things happen. First, it flashes and klaxons to signal an intrusion. But (and this is the kicker) it also arms Alarms 2 and 3 using invisible wireless signals. Alarm 2 also has an audible alarm, but it is louder than Alarm 1. It also will spot the varmint with a red light beam. Alarm 3 is the coolest; when it is tripped two safe (but surprising) missiles will be launched at the now-fleeing... See less
$149.00
(07/24/07)
This incredible work of fantasy art boasts a dragon backing each and every 5"-high sculpted playing piece! Whether wizard, knight or kingeach work of cold cast resin is painstakingly created in minute detail and sits battle ready atop a faux gold or...
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(07/24/07) This incredible work of fantasy art boasts a dragon backing each and every 5"-high sculpted playing piece! Whether wizard, knight or kingeach work of cold cast resin is painstakingly created in minute detail and sits battle ready atop a faux gold or silver plinth. Our magnificently sleek, Celtic knot motif etched glass chessboard sparkles in the light, held aloft by four menacingly powerful dragons. Whether youre a collector or a novice, youll never find a more uniquely imaginative set on which to engage the battle of the ages. See less
$15.99

(11/15/07)
Increasing Success By Lowering Expectations... This year ThinkGeek teamed up with the geniuses at Despair, Inc. to bring you another custom 2008 calendar. Each calendar is a work of staggering depression and includes twelve Demotivators (see below...
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(11/15/07) Increasing Success By Lowering Expectations... This year ThinkGeek teamed up with the geniuses at Despair, Inc. to bring you another custom 2008 calendar. Each calendar is a work of staggering depression and includes twelve Demotivators (see below for specifics). Each calendar is also chock filled with a plethora of depressing dates. We've meticulously combed through the annals of important techie dates and presents them to you in this one-of-a-kind 2008 calendar from Despair, Inc. and ThinkGeek. This 2008 Calendar is simply the perfect gift for the person who has everything, but still isnt happy about it! Some sample dates of import: * August 4th, 1997 - Skynet goes online. After starting a nuclear war, sends Terminators into the past. * May 22nd, 1973 - Ethernet invented. Thus begins the ascendancy of the geek. * September 19th - Talk like a pirate day. * March 10th, 2000 - The Dot Com Bubble bursts. ROFLCOPTER. * July 9th, 1982 - Theatrical release of TRON. Always remember arcade... See less
$12.99
(11/06/07)
The Office Space Kit includes * Red Stapler (mini, 2" long) * Initech Mug * "Is this Good for the Company?" Sign (29" x 9.75") * Starter "Flair" (1.5" diameter) * "PC Load Letter" Copy Machine Sticker * Your Very Own "Jump To Conclusions" Mat...
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(11/06/07) The Office Space Kit includes * Red Stapler (mini, 2" long) * Initech Mug * "Is this Good for the Company?" Sign (29" x 9.75") * Starter "Flair" (1.5" diameter) * "PC Load Letter" Copy Machine Sticker * Your Very Own "Jump To Conclusions" Mat (approx. 24" x 39") * A Humorous 32-Page Book * TPS Report Coversheets (5 included) * Really Keen Packaging (10" x 5" x 4") See less
$32.00
(04/02/08)
This silver tone chain link necklace attaches to each end of a double pewter fairy and bronze dragon intertwined pendant. 20" long. 3" long pendant. Hinged circle closure. Base metals. Imported. Shipping Options Show a Friend
(04/02/08) This silver tone chain link necklace attaches to each end of a double pewter fairy and bronze dragon intertwined pendant. 20" long. 3" long pendant. Hinged circle closure. Base metals. Imported. Shipping Options Show a Friend See less
$ 45.00
(02/29/08)
This is a pair of beautiful antique clockwork cufflinks. They measure 3/4 of an inch in diameter and feature ten genuine ruby gemstone movements.
(02/29/08) This is a pair of beautiful antique clockwork cufflinks. They measure 3/4 of an inch in diameter and feature ten genuine ruby gemstone movements. See less