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Features * 11 Pockets * Personal Area Network (PAN) * Weight Management System * Magnetic Pocket Closures * Collar Loops * HangingPockets * DeepPockets * Pen/Stylus Pockets * No-Bulge Pockets * Secret Pocket * Change Pockets * Key Holder * Bottle... See more

Features * 11 Pockets * Personal Area Network (PAN) * Weight Management System * Magnetic Pocket Closures * Collar Loops * HangingPockets * DeepPockets * Pen/Stylus Pockets * No-Bulge Pockets * Secret Pocket * Change Pockets * Key Holder * Bottle Holder(s) See less

Added on 08/18/07

Features * Side zip pocket on the exterior of the cap. * Hidden under-brim pocket for change, keys, etc. * Patent-pending hidden side loops, to keep earbuds in place while active * CoolMax® mesh lining helps keep your head cool and dry. * Eyelets for... See more

Features * Side zip pocket on the exterior of the cap. * Hidden under-brim pocket for change, keys, etc. * Patent-pending hidden side loops, to keep earbuds in place while active * CoolMax® mesh lining helps keep your head cool and dry. * Eyelets for ventilation. * Fits snuggly to your head with no unsightly bulges * Perfect for bad hair days See less

Highlights: Charcoal $19.99

Added on 08/18/07

A Most Magical Device... The venerable d20 die, that platonic solid whose numerical etchings cast an impartial providence upon friend and beast alike. It holds the power to grant or take life, and even the power to revoke such grants. Imagine such an... See more

A Most Magical Device... The venerable d20 die, that platonic solid whose numerical etchings cast an impartial providence upon friend and beast alike. It holds the power to grant or take life, and even the power to revoke such grants. Imagine such an influential tool intricately cradled in a spiral, that ancient symbol of the cycle of life, death, and re-birth. Now imagine that spirally-fenced die bound to your body and soul by cord around your neck - ready for whatever circumstance the Fates throw at your feet. Ok, now snap back to reality. It's just a 20 sided die in a removable cradle on an adjustable cord that goes around your neck. Sorry if we went overboard there. It's certainly the world's coolest icosahedron though. This necklace measures 24 inches long and the rope is adjustable to make it shorter. Die colors are assorted. Please allow us to choose a color for you. We're sure you'll love it!. And if you don't, just hate us for a wee bit. You'll get over it. If the Chromatic... See less

Highlights: d20 Necklace $9.99

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Get a Chip on your shoulder Forget those memory enhancing pills. Just buy more RAM for yourself! We have brought you yet another piece of RAM jewelry that is unique and fun (oh and you can thank the RAM fairy again..he has been quite busy). Please... See more

Get a Chip on your shoulder Forget those memory enhancing pills. Just buy more RAM for yourself! We have brought you yet another piece of RAM jewelry that is unique and fun (oh and you can thank the RAM fairy again..he has been quite busy). Please reference the RAM earrings to learn the story of the RAM fairy. Enjoy! Each hand made necklace has 1 RAM chip hanging from a beaded chain. It measures 16 inches long and the RAM measures 2 inches. See less

Highlights: $9.99

Added on 08/18/07

Show your support! These days it's cool to have a cause, and we thought we needed one too. Enter our newly created not-really-a-charity-thing "Geek Awareness" and our bracelets proclaiming our unwavering support for it. By wearing any of these... See more

Show your support! These days it's cool to have a cause, and we thought we needed one too. Enter our newly created not-really-a-charity-thing "Geek Awareness" and our bracelets proclaiming our unwavering support for it. By wearing any of these bracelets, you will show you care by shouting to the world and showing your support for geek awareness in every aspect of life. Whether it's hacking your PSP, watercooling your overclocked box, sniping a noob, or simply taking stuff apart and putting it back together - because you can - you always embrace geek. Made of 100% silicone. Your choice of: * Black embossed with "THINK GEEK" * Yellow embossed with 'TUX IS MY HOMEBOY" * Olive embossed with "I SEE FRAGGED PEOPLE" A portion of every sale will go to the ThinkGeek Friday Happy Hour Fund. See less

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No 9 Boot to the ass Let the world know that your generation does not appreciate the shenanigans of the next generation with this tee shirt inspired by the ramblings of a real-life curmudgeon. There is no problem in this world so great, that it can... See more

No 9 Boot to the ass Let the world know that your generation does not appreciate the shenanigans of the next generation with this tee shirt inspired by the ramblings of a real-life curmudgeon. There is no problem in this world so great, that it can not be solved with a boot to the ass. Be that boot. All proceeds from this shirt directly benefit the retirement fund of my dad. 100% cotton t-shirt in Charcoal. "No 9 Boot to the ass" design printed on the front. Brought to you by PVP. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

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Must... resist... urge... to... kill.... luser.... At one time or another, the average computer savvy geek has been drafted to the stressful and low-paying ranks of "Tech Support". All of us at ThinkGeek have done it in one form or another. Whether... See more

Must... resist... urge... to... kill.... luser.... At one time or another, the average computer savvy geek has been drafted to the stressful and low-paying ranks of "Tech Support". All of us at ThinkGeek have done it in one form or another. Whether due to job description or a family favor, sometimes you just have to help out a computer user in need. Unfortunately amongst the throngs of the clueless, there's bound to be a handful that stand out for their phenomenal lack of brain cells and inability to listen and follow directions. When one of these lusers needs help, be prepared to work through your lunch break, bang your head on the table a few times, and hit the mute button on the phone and scream. When confronted with such a vacuum in the universe of clue, the only way to classify the problem is PEBKAC. Don't know what PEBKAC is? You may be experiencing an ID-ten-T error. But because we're feeling generous today, we'll help you out. PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair.... See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

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YCMV (Your Chimpanzeeness May Vary) Face it. You knew from the first time you climbed on the monkey bars that you were 98% Chimp. You could swing, screech, eat bananas... really all you needed were opposable toes and some additional body hair to make... See more

YCMV (Your Chimpanzeeness May Vary) Face it. You knew from the first time you climbed on the monkey bars that you were 98% Chimp. You could swing, screech, eat bananas... really all you needed were opposable toes and some additional body hair to make the picture complete. In the 1970s studies emerged comparing promising sequences of aligned human and chimpanzee DNA. The divergences were striking in their minimalism -- the differences due to base substitution came back under 2%. Aha. There's that opposable toe. Even today, with new technology and the entire chimpanzee genome mapped, the numbers run about the same. Unless you count indels. Which we don't. Don't get us wrong. We like indels. Heck. Just the way they put the word together makes us all misty for "modem." Indels, aka insertions and deletions of nucleotides in a protein sequence, make up an additional estimated 3% of differences between human and chimp genetics. They're common in non-coding regions of the DNA, bits where we're... See less

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* Give your friend enough money to purchase the "Schrödinger's Cat" shirt (don't forget the shipping). * Tell your friend to take the money and lock himself in a room with a cigarette lighter. * Let your friend know that once in the room he is to... See more

* Give your friend enough money to purchase the "Schrödinger's Cat" shirt (don't forget the shipping). * Tell your friend to take the money and lock himself in a room with a cigarette lighter. * Let your friend know that once in the room he is to randomly choose either to burn the money, or return in five minutes with the money intact. We emphasize that this must be completely random (aka, impossible for a human to determine but bear with us). * Your friend must then stay in this box for eternity. Hey, that's how thought experiments work. Hopefully he/she is OK with that. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

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An Artistic Approximation Of Pi What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irrational number that's impossible to know completely. Still others might think it's a... See more

An Artistic Approximation Of Pi What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irrational number that's impossible to know completely. Still others might think it's a mystical, transcendental, almighty number that will only finally be revealed when society as a whole puts on a bunch of purple felt jump suits and hitches a ride on a nearby comet. Those people aren't reading this description though. They are browsing the howtothinklikeaflower.com website. But we digress... We here at ThinkGeek like to think of Pi as a way to help you come up with creative reasons to spend your hard earned cash on a T-shirt. Quick question. When is Pi day? March 14th of course. Think about that for a second. Now, while still mesmerized, drop this shirt into your shopping cart. Metro blue 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with the Pi symbol on it. The first 4493 digits of Pi were used to construct the Pi symbol itself. That's a... See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $15.99

Added on 08/18/07

Regular Expression Junkie + Lover Of Literature... /(bb|[^b]{2})/ that is the Question: Whether 'tis Nobler in the minde to suffer The Slings and Arrowes of outragious Fortune, Or to take Armes against a Sea of troubles, And by opposing end them: to... See more

Regular Expression Junkie + Lover Of Literature... /(bb|[^b]{2})/ that is the Question: Whether 'tis Nobler in the minde to suffer The Slings and Arrowes of outragious Fortune, Or to take Armes against a Sea of troubles, And by opposing end them: to dye, to sleepe No more; and by a sleepe, to say we end The Heart-ake, and the thousand Naturall shockes That Flesh is heyre too? 'Tis a consummation... Heavyweight Olive t-shirt with light brown writing and the slightly modified Shakespeare quote - reg ex style - /(bb|[^b]{2})/ - zoom on in if you wanna See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $15.99

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Stumps Them Every Time... Do you enjoy watching the desperately puzzled faces of your co-workers day in and day out? Then we are sure you'll enjoy being the source of their frustrations as you stride down the flourescent hallways with this fine koan... See more

Stumps Them Every Time... Do you enjoy watching the desperately puzzled faces of your co-workers day in and day out? Then we are sure you'll enjoy being the source of their frustrations as you stride down the flourescent hallways with this fine koan of a t-shirt... High quality heavyweight black tshirt with the phrase "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't" written front and center in white ink. If you don't get it, you just shouldn't get it now should you? ;) See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

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#000000 is the New Black Black. It's simple. It's elegant. It goes with everything. This is why it looks good on your web page and also in your closet. We hear it's all the rage this season in Paris, and not just because it looks great. Functionally,... See more

#000000 is the New Black Black. It's simple. It's elegant. It goes with everything. This is why it looks good on your web page and also in your closet. We hear it's all the rage this season in Paris, and not just because it looks great. Functionally, black lends itself to working backstage on a set, skulking around in the shadows, or squeegeeing penguins after an oil spill. Our version is black on black -- the shiny black hexadecimal code for black emblazoned on a significantly less shiny (aka standard) 100% cotton t-shirt in a super-secret process we agreed to keep silent about. But we'll let you in on a little secret. Ninjas are really difficult to grind up. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

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Come to the Dark Side The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through... See more

Come to the Dark Side The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don't forget: black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didn't know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock.... Heavyweight 100% cotton black t-shirt. But no milk. Milk promotes strong bones and a healthy body, and we don't need that crap. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

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Embrace Your Inner Nerd Whose idea was it to make smart "uncool?" Some dimwit, we'll wager. Somebody who reads books only because they're assigned. Somebody who has higher bowling scores than SATs. Somebody who thinks "overclocking" has something to... See more

Embrace Your Inner Nerd Whose idea was it to make smart "uncool?" Some dimwit, we'll wager. Somebody who reads books only because they're assigned. Somebody who has higher bowling scores than SATs. Somebody who thinks "overclocking" has something to do with the snooze button. We know you. That's not you. You're smart, dammit. More importantly, you're not obsessed with impressing others. You are who you are, and you're proud of it. Maybe you scream it from the rafters, or maybe it's just in the privacy of your own home. Either way, you're comfortable in your own skin. You'll be comfortable in this heavyweight 100% cotton charcoal grey t-shirt, too. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

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Shut up and show your spirit! Whether you went to college or not (or "university" as you Europeeps are wont to call it), you can appreciate the desire to show support for your school. It doesn't matter if you want to put a sticker on your car, paint... See more

Shut up and show your spirit! Whether you went to college or not (or "university" as you Europeeps are wont to call it), you can appreciate the desire to show support for your school. It doesn't matter if you want to put a sticker on your car, paint your chest with funny letters, or wear a furry animal suit at sporting events. If you love your school you'll find a way to show it. Well, we've teamed up with the fine folks over at STFUniversity to provide an outlet to show a little school spirit. STFU is our favorite institution, and though many of us attended other universities around the world, we're encouraging as many people as we can to embrace STFU and its ideals. Tuition is cheap at STFU, in fact it's free. There are no books to buy, and since there's no physical campus, you can study as little or as often as you like; though we think you'll find the more you immerse yourself in the STFU lifestyle, the happier and more fulfilled all our lives will be. 100% cotton, heavyweight... See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

Added on 08/18/07

Tell us your favorite OS. Take our 46.4-second survey! "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown See what some of our customers are saying...

Tell us your favorite OS. Take our 46.4-second survey! "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown See what some of our customers are saying... See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

Added on 08/18/07

Many of you have asked us to create a new version of the ThinkGeek classic 'You are dumb' t-shirt. As loyal fans of our loyal fans, we have done precisely that. Hope you enjoy... Heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt in black (both shortsleeve and... See more

Many of you have asked us to create a new version of the ThinkGeek classic 'You are dumb' t-shirt. As loyal fans of our loyal fans, we have done precisely that. Hope you enjoy... Heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt in black (both shortsleeve and longsleeve) with binary code 'dripping' down the tshirt. There are three sequences of code which stick out from the background. Together, these three sequences spell out 'you are dumb' in ascii binary. The background just repeats 'repeating background' in the same ascii binary. Heh. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $18.99

Added on 08/18/07

The Bard's got nuthin on us. The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to pause and think about life. It can incite feelings of rage. A good poem can even bring you to tears. We're not sure where this one... See more

The Bard's got nuthin on us. The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to pause and think about life. It can incite feelings of rage. A good poem can even bring you to tears. We're not sure where this one lies in the spectrum of emotional reactions, but we're thinking somewhere between a chuckle and a look of heartfelt confusion. This shirt, designed by ThinkGeek Love Labs® makes an especially good gift to one you love or love to confuse, depending on their knowledge of hex and Internet lore. roses are #FF0000 violets are #0000FF all my base are belong to you Also available in a Ladies Babydoll version! 100% cotton t-shirt in our favorite color, black. Heavyweight, preshrunk cotton tee with the lovely poem above printed on the front in white, blue, and red. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

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Ever Feel Like Packaged Goods? Sure ya have. We all have. Why? Because it's true. We should all be acutely aware that our minds have been enslaved by greater beings and that the only meaningful purpose individuals possess is to ensure that the human... See more

Ever Feel Like Packaged Goods? Sure ya have. We all have. Why? Because it's true. We should all be acutely aware that our minds have been enslaved by greater beings and that the only meaningful purpose individuals possess is to ensure that the human race survives and evolves. And the only reason this happens is to serve the needs of other, more sentient and increasingly powerful creatures across the Universe... At least that's what you'll have them believe as you slyly reach into your backpack, locate your Nerf Weaponry modded to handle deuterium slugs and swiftly and deftly take down the room full of tentacled planet hoppers... Black tshirt with slate blue ink. Icons for Generic Humanoid Carbon Unit as well as the phrase itself sits neatly centered on the shirt. 100% heavyweight, pre-shrunk, cotton tees. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

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Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don this fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those... See more

Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don this fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null. Black high-quality heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase 'There's no place like 127.0.0.1' written front and center in white. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

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GNU. The only recursive acronym we are aware of which has a following. 5 x 3.25 inch oval international style 'GNU' vinyl stickers.

GNU. The only recursive acronym we are aware of which has a following. 5 x 3.25 inch oval international style 'GNU' vinyl stickers. See less

Added on 08/18/07

Tell us your favorite OS. Take our 46.4-second survey! "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown See what some of our customers are saying...

Tell us your favorite OS. Take our 46.4-second survey! "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown See what some of our customers are saying... See less

Added on 08/18/07

Tell us your favorite OS. Take our 46.4-second survey! "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown See what some of our customers are saying...

Tell us your favorite OS. Take our 46.4-second survey! "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown See what some of our customers are saying... See less

Added on 08/18/07

Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, read this sticker and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser... See more

Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, read this sticker and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null. Weather resistant 11 1/2 inch by 3 inch vinyl bumper stickers. Black background with 'There's no place like 127.0.0.1' written in white. See less

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Tell us your favorite OS. Take our 46.4-second survey! "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown See what some of our customers are saying...

Tell us your favorite OS. Take our 46.4-second survey! "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown See what some of our customers are saying... See less

Added on 08/18/07

It's where you put infinity Every proper adventure needs a proper bag. And there is no bag worthy of adventuring more than the bag of holding. You can stuff it with loot, weapons, armor, wookie braids, monster manuals, gems, even small tasty farm... See more

It's where you put infinity Every proper adventure needs a proper bag. And there is no bag worthy of adventuring more than the bag of holding. You can stuff it with loot, weapons, armor, wookie braids, monster manuals, gems, even small tasty farm animals, and it never grows in size or weight. Also, everything will be astonishingly cataloged inside and you'll be able to find whatever it is you are looking for in an instant. It's like the dewey decimel system on steroids wrapped in a singularity. It's almost like magic. And sometimes it even is. We suppose this stylish messenger bag should be considered a lesser bag of holding since we were unable to perfect a system to generate the non-dimensional space inside the bag to the extent of your typical RPG. Yet. But hey, that's what pretending is for. It does say 'bag of holding' on the front next to a d20. That's gotta be worth something. Features: * Body-conforming messenger style design * Organizer under flap for business/school... See less

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For Those Who Still Use Pen & Paper... Ok. There is this thing that some people do when they are working in groups called a 'meeting'. It's a strange ritual in which people's faces become shorter and concepts like 'action items' and 'revenue streams'... See more

For Those Who Still Use Pen & Paper... Ok. There is this thing that some people do when they are working in groups called a 'meeting'. It's a strange ritual in which people's faces become shorter and concepts like 'action items' and 'revenue streams' pretend to be more important than code and caffeine. Necessary evils perhaps, but we want to make sure you 'meet' in style. These old motherboards have been converted into convenient and very sturdy clipboards in which you can rest assured all of your 'action items' will be safely recorded. We leave it up to you to decide whether or not the notes you take end up in a shredder or a trash can :p Clipboard made from actual circuitboards. Holds 8 1/2" x 11" paper/pad. Each clipboard showcases a unique circuitboard design and may vary from the photo on this page. See less

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A Game for Smarties Pentago was developed in Sweden: the land of Vikings, ABBA, and Ikea. Following the simplicity of design Sweden is known for, Pentago has clean lines and simple game play. In fact, it has just two play steps. First, put down a... See more

A Game for Smarties Pentago was developed in Sweden: the land of Vikings, ABBA, and Ikea. Following the simplicity of design Sweden is known for, Pentago has clean lines and simple game play. In fact, it has just two play steps. First, put down a marble. Second, rotate a quadrant. Get five marbles in a row and you win. That's it. Game play may be simple, but winning can be as hard as a Viking's axe. Because you can rotate quadrants, your mind has to plan out moves in so many different directions. And just when you think you have everything thought out, your opponent rotates a quadrant and suddenly the whole board is different. Pentago is so cerebrally challenging, it won the Mensa Select Award in 2006 (as well as a bunch of other genius and game design awards). Each game board is handcrafted out of solid birch with aluminum accents and includes real glass marbles. Pentago is as beautiful as it is fun. And if you become a Pentago Master, no one will be able to deny you the title of... See less

Added on 08/18/07

Mini Portable Power Up In the beginning, Mario used to power up by eating mushrooms. And it was good. Then someone thought, Hey, Mario is wearing overalls. They have pockets. Let's let Mario take his power ups with him! And it was even better.... See more

Mini Portable Power Up In the beginning, Mario used to power up by eating mushrooms. And it was good. Then someone thought, Hey, Mario is wearing overalls. They have pockets. Let's let Mario take his power ups with him! And it was even better. Unfortunately, we're not able to sell full-sized power up mushrooms (they are just too powerful for mortals), but we do have the next best thing. Use them as a cell phone strap, use them as a keychain - we don't care. Just make sure to keep a little power up with you. Each mini bottle holds a tiny power up mushroom. Not enough to make you double in size, but just enough to make you smile. The mushroom is kept alive by the little rocks inside the bottle with it. You can tell they are powered up by the way that they glow in the dark. But don't worry about feeding them - the mushrooms are plastic, as are the rocks. It's better that way. Power up! Each mushroom is Extra Life Green! Each bottle is about 1"tall. See less