USB Grenade Flash Drive
And Saint Timmynius raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Holy One, bless this flash drive that with it thou...
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(11/24/10) And Saint Timmynius raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Holy One, bless this flash drive that with it thou mayest store even thy most explosive data safely, in thy mercy." Then, as he was taught by his fathers before him, Saint Timmynius bowed his head and counted to three. Three was the number that he counted, and the number of the counting was three. To four, he did not count, nor either did he count to two, excepting that he then proceeded to three. Five was right out. Once the number three, being the third number, was reached, Saint Timmynius slid the grenade into his USB port, retrieved his files, and lobbed them via email to the other ThinkGeek monkeys, who while naughty in his sight, really needed the data to complete their nefarious schemes.See less
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