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When we asked ourselves what the next Devil Duckie should be, the answer was clear. The Invisible Devil Duckie is completely transparent except for his beak, tail and horns. Be careful, this 4-1/2" long, soft vinyl duckie can sneak up on you in the... See more

When we asked ourselves what the next Devil Duckie should be, the answer was clear. The Invisible Devil Duckie is completely transparent except for his beak, tail and horns. Be careful, this 4-1/2" long, soft vinyl duckie can sneak up on you in the bath. See less

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For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the soulless junk offered in shopping malls and enjoy some high-quality,... See more

For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the soulless junk offered in shopping malls and enjoy some high-quality, high-concept fun with Archie McPhee®. Shopping with us is easy & fun, and your order is always secure. See less

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A good folder not only holds your important papers, but provides some form of entertainment to get you through those droning lectures and meetings. Doodling on a Pee-Chee is fun for awhile, but pretty soon you're going to get the urge to flick... See more

A good folder not only holds your important papers, but provides some form of entertainment to get you through those droning lectures and meetings. Doodling on a Pee-Chee is fun for awhile, but pretty soon you're going to get the urge to flick something. These 9-1/2" x 12" glossy folders all feature classic spinner technology; just flick the spinner and watch it twirl round and round before stopping on an amusing phrase. See less

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For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the soulless junk offered in shopping malls and enjoy some high-quality,... See more

For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the soulless junk offered in shopping malls and enjoy some high-quality, high-concept fun with Archie McPhee®. Shopping with us is easy & fun, and your order is always secure. See less

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Here is the girl with small friends of life present for always. Some irritation she finds with them, but much fun and love is to be shared! Each set has 24 different semi-permanent, fade resistant stickers printed on transparent backgrounds. Sizes... See more

Here is the girl with small friends of life present for always. Some irritation she finds with them, but much fun and love is to be shared! Each set has 24 different semi-permanent, fade resistant stickers printed on transparent backgrounds. Sizes range from 1" to 3". See less

Highlights: Parasite Pals Sticker Set item 11295 SALE 4 for $4.95

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Oh, to be in love! The longing, the desire! Getting married, on the other hand, can take some getting used to. This playful 4.5" x 6" hard plastic cake topper is perfect for those couples who you thought mught never take the plunge. | If you like... See more

Oh, to be in love! The longing, the desire! Getting married, on the other hand, can take some getting used to. This playful 4.5" x 6" hard plastic cake topper is perfect for those couples who you thought mught never take the plunge. | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less

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Join The Cult Our Email Newsletter with Updates & Specials email address | For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the... See more

Join The Cult Our Email Newsletter with Updates & Specials email address | For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the soulless junk offered in shopping malls and enjoy some high-quality, high-concept fun with Archie McPhee®. Shopping with us is easy & fun, and your order is always secure. | COMPLETE PRODUCT LIST: browse it all here! See less

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Sitting, you should do more of it. Relax, stop running around this way and that. Settle your body and your mind will follow. Maybe more folks would be encouraged to take a load off if they had one of these nifty Monkey and Banana Stools! This 15-1/2"... See more

Sitting, you should do more of it. Relax, stop running around this way and that. Settle your body and your mind will follow. Maybe more folks would be encouraged to take a load off if they had one of these nifty Monkey and Banana Stools! This 15-1/2" tall seat provides a perfect perch to plop down on for a spell. With a cushy seat and sturdy base, it adds a distinct flair to any room. See less

Highlights: Monkey and Banana item M6050 $94.95 ea.

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Accoutrements: Pirate Wastebasket. This 10.25 (26 cm) tall metal wastebasket provides a respectable receptacle for your office, bedroom or bathroom. Perfect for all manner of trash, including, but not limited to, wads of paper, floppy disks, 16K... See more

Accoutrements: Pirate Wastebasket. This 10.25 (26 cm) tall metal wastebasket provides a respectable receptacle for your office, bedroom or bathroom. Perfect for all manner of trash, including, but not limited to, wads of paper, floppy disks, 16K modems and Styrofoam peanuts. See less

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This 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure is worried about whether or not you washed your hands after you used the bathroom. Just in case, he's sure you won't mind if he wears his gloves and surgical mask when he shakes your... See more

This 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure is worried about whether or not you washed your hands after you used the bathroom. Just in case, he's sure you won't mind if he wears his gloves and surgical mask when he shakes your hand. Or even better, maybe you could just bump elbows with him. Now, as soon as he finishes counting those ceiling tiles, he can get started on alphabetizing the canned foods. Mini surgical mask included. Packaged with a sanitary, hypo-allergenic towelette to clean off the figure before you touch it. See less

Highlights: 610566-PAR$8.95

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The corn dog is quite possibly the best food on a stick ever created! Close your eyes and you can almost smell the sweet honey batter and the steaming, salty meat product nestled inside. This 6-1/4" long air freshener has the sharp aroma of bright... See more

The corn dog is quite possibly the best food on a stick ever created! Close your eyes and you can almost smell the sweet honey batter and the steaming, salty meat product nestled inside. This 6-1/4" long air freshener has the sharp aroma of bright yellow mustard, which might not make your car smell the best, but it will make all of your passengers drool. Comes with a string for hanging. See less

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Wreak havoc on your sister's precious diorama with this Flesh Eating Zombie Play Set! Each set includes nine 1" to 3.25" tall, hard vinyl zombies, complete with blank stares, gaping mouths, open wounds and missing limbs! Turn off the lights and they... See more

Wreak havoc on your sister's precious diorama with this Flesh Eating Zombie Play Set! Each set includes nine 1" to 3.25" tall, hard vinyl zombies, complete with blank stares, gaping mouths, open wounds and missing limbs! Turn off the lights and they glow! Fantastic undead fun for the whole family! | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less

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Blessed are the shopping list scrawlers and the test takers when their pencils are topped with one of these replicas of Jesus. Handsomely detailed with a red robe and arms outstretched in blessing or prayer. Also great for pens, crayons, paintbrushes... See more

Blessed are the shopping list scrawlers and the test takers when their pencils are topped with one of these replicas of Jesus. Handsomely detailed with a red robe and arms outstretched in blessing or prayer. Also great for pens, crayons, paintbrushes and chopsticks! Set includes 5 Jesus toppers and measures 4" x 5.75" Item #049307 Price : $3.95 See less

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Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus — seems like there’s a new winter holiday introduced every year. Instead of keeping track of the various dates and holidays that your friends celebrate, why not just give them all one of these Generic Winter... See more

Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus — seems like there’s a new winter holiday introduced every year. Instead of keeping track of the various dates and holidays that your friends celebrate, why not just give them all one of these Generic Winter Holiday Countdown Calendars? Each day leading up to the holiday of their choice, your friends will get to tear open a section of the calendar that will reveal a small plastic novelty sure to delight and amuse them. Prizes are 100% guaranteed to be non-offensive! Six plastic prizes in each 7-1/2" x 10-1/4" package. | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less

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Join The Cult Our Email Newsletter with Updates & Specials email address | For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the... See more

Join The Cult Our Email Newsletter with Updates & Specials email address | For 25 years Archie McPhee® has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Join our email newsletter to stay informed on what and when new stuff happens here! Escape the soulless junk offered in shopping malls and enjoy some high-quality, high-concept fun with Archie McPhee®. Shopping with us is easy & fun, and your order is always secure. | COMPLETE PRODUCT LIST: browse it all here! See less

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What's that eerie glow coming from the tub? A radioactive ghost? Toxic waste? No, silly, it's the Glow Devil Duckie. No bath is safe from the hypnotic charm of this 4-1/2" long bathtub buddy. He floats tranquilly amongst the bubbles, emitting a... See more

What's that eerie glow coming from the tub? A radioactive ghost? Toxic waste? No, silly, it's the Glow Devil Duckie. No bath is safe from the hypnotic charm of this 4-1/2" long bathtub buddy. He floats tranquilly amongst the bubbles, emitting a soothing glow, as you soak your troubles away. Squeeze the duck and he'll give you a shrill squeak. Includes lyrics to the Glow Devil Duckie song, that you won't find on the next Sesame Street album. See less

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This soft vinyl Jumbo Devil Duckie® looks down at all the other tiny rubber duckies and scoffs at their pitiful size. At 8-1/2" long, you better just hope there is room left in the bath for you.

This soft vinyl Jumbo Devil Duckie® looks down at all the other tiny rubber duckies and scoffs at their pitiful size. At 8-1/2" long, you better just hope there is room left in the bath for you. See less

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These paper items were designed to be burned as an offering for your relatives in the afterlife (for more information, click here). This set includes four blouses, a pair of shoes, three gold bars, cash and jewelry. In other words, everything you... See more

These paper items were designed to be burned as an offering for your relatives in the afterlife (for more information, click here). This set includes four blouses, a pair of shoes, three gold bars, cash and jewelry. In other words, everything you need to be rich and stylish in the afterlife. It should be noted that you cannot wear the shirts and shoes, so don't order these hoping to add to your wardrobe. Life-size. Styles will vary. | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less

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If you're going to get loaded, at least have some fun while doing it. Get tipsy with these terrific 6" tall, hard plastic Pink Elephant Swizzle Sticks. You get a set of two tubes with eight swizzles in each (16 total).

If you're going to get loaded, at least have some fun while doing it. Get tipsy with these terrific 6" tall, hard plastic Pink Elephant Swizzle Sticks. You get a set of two tubes with eight swizzles in each (16 total). See less

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The world is filled with magical creatures, but they only reveal themselves to true believers! Each exquisite, 1-1/2" to 2", soft vinyl fairy glows in the dark. Hang some from your ceiling for a fantastic glowing fairy show at night! | If you like... See more

The world is filled with magical creatures, but they only reveal themselves to true believers! Each exquisite, 1-1/2" to 2", soft vinyl fairy glows in the dark. Hang some from your ceiling for a fantastic glowing fairy show at night! | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less

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This dainty pink version is fit for a queen!

This dainty pink version is fit for a queen! See less

Highlights: Pink Devil duckie® item 10873 Set of 2. $8.50

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What better way to speak to the dangers of drug use and addiction than through gambling? Each deck of 54 standard sized playing cards features creepy illustrations of drugged out skeletons and provides information about different types of drugs.

What better way to speak to the dangers of drug use and addiction than through gambling? Each deck of 54 standard sized playing cards features creepy illustrations of drugged out skeletons and provides information about different types of drugs. See less

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Of all the things that shouldn't smoke, babies are at the top of the list. The tag line for this product emphatically states our position on this issue: Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely... See more

Of all the things that shouldn't smoke, babies are at the top of the list. The tag line for this product emphatically states our position on this issue: Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely appealing. Celebrate this absurd juxtaposition with one of these 2 3/4" tall ceramic babies. Each infant comes with a pack of ten Li'l Smokes and has another one in its mouth, ready to light up and puff. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper. Get Li'l Smokes Refill Packs Here. See less

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Finally, a product that promotes oral hygiene while maintaining a healthy focus on the cherubic minions of the Prince of Darkness. Make a spicy deal with a Li’l Devil as you pick your teeth and freshen your mouth with these hellishly delicious... See more

Finally, a product that promotes oral hygiene while maintaining a healthy focus on the cherubic minions of the Prince of Darkness. Make a spicy deal with a Li’l Devil as you pick your teeth and freshen your mouth with these hellishly delicious cinnamon toothpicks. Eighty toothpicks in each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" tin. | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less

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These fancy 5" x 5" Beverage Napkins are just what you need to turn your next little get-together into a swingin' island luau. Each style comes in two sets of 20.

These fancy 5" x 5" Beverage Napkins are just what you need to turn your next little get-together into a swingin' island luau. Each style comes in two sets of 20. See less

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These 1-3/8" plastic cats are captured in some hysterical midair contortions. You get a tub of 144 in four assorted styles. Official ammo of the Cat-A-Pult! | If you like this item, check out these related products:

These 1-3/8" plastic cats are captured in some hysterical midair contortions. You get a tub of 144 in four assorted styles. Official ammo of the Cat-A-Pult! | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less

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Keep that delicious coffee flavor going all day with these tasty mocha-flavored mints. Each 3" x 2" x 1/2" tin contains eighty-two mints. | If you like this item, check out these related products:

Keep that delicious coffee flavor going all day with these tasty mocha-flavored mints. Each 3" x 2" x 1/2" tin contains eighty-two mints. | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less

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This gold-painted metal box with angels on top is just like the one that caused so much worry for Indiana Jones. It's much smaller of course (presumably meant to hold the Ten Tiny Commandments), but the removable lid will allow you to store tiny... See more

This gold-painted metal box with angels on top is just like the one that caused so much worry for Indiana Jones. It's much smaller of course (presumably meant to hold the Ten Tiny Commandments), but the removable lid will allow you to store tiny relics inside. Enjoy the power this relic brings; we guarantee you'll have no more trouble from Nazi archaeologists if you keep your Ark handy. The box measures 2 x 1-1/4" x 1-1/2"; total dimensions including stand are 4-1/4" x 2-1/4" x 3". See less

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Put these fabulous finger puppets on your hand and act out your own fantastic fairy tale! Each 2" tall rubber finger puppet looks exactly like one of the real fairies that we often see flying around inside of our building. Five different styles. | If... See more

Put these fabulous finger puppets on your hand and act out your own fantastic fairy tale! Each 2" tall rubber finger puppet looks exactly like one of the real fairies that we often see flying around inside of our building. Five different styles. | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less

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Glucose gourmets will soon discover that this premium cut of gummy steak pairs fabulously with a glass of chilled Hawaiian Punch! Each delicious slab of strawberry flavored gummy meat is 4-3/4" x 3-1/2" and weighs an impressive 85 grams! Bon appetit!... See more

Glucose gourmets will soon discover that this premium cut of gummy steak pairs fabulously with a glass of chilled Hawaiian Punch! Each delicious slab of strawberry flavored gummy meat is 4-3/4" x 3-1/2" and weighs an impressive 85 grams! Bon appetit! | If you like this item, check out these related products: See less

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