: A sheer burnout racerback tank featuring a single chest pocket and an "Imagine" definition print. - 26'' approx length...
(07/26/09) : A sheer burnout racerback tank featuring a single chest pocket and an "Imagine" definition print. - 26'' approx length from shoulder to hem, 10" shoulder width, 34" chestSee less
$11.80 available at forever21.com
If you're awesome, you know that coffee's heavenly taste comes from a perfect balance of acids - aliphatic, chlorogenic,...
(07/22/09) If you're awesome, you know that coffee's heavenly taste comes from a perfect balance of acids - aliphatic, chlorogenic, and alicyclic carboxylic acids and phenolic acids, and sweet roasted carbohydrates in the form of mono and polysaccharides and sucrose, and alkaloids. Hundreds of different individual chemicals! The combinations of which depend mostly on the roast, skill of the roaster, and even the kind of brewing pot you use. The bottom line is, your coffee mug is full of chemistry, so why are you sipping your bitter black brew from a simple and boring ceramic mug? Where's your science, man? Step up to the big leagues, and drink deeply from your very own 400ml laboratory beaker! The glass handle keeps your dainty fingers from burning, while the graduated markings on the side proclaim this to be a vessel of science. Not vessel as in starship, you know - vessel as in container... but why wax synonymic when I could be making a second cup of coffee?See less
$9.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Do people bully you in the workplace and steal your lunch? Are you tired of losing your food in the communal fridge? Do...
(07/22/09) Do people bully you in the workplace and steal your lunch? Are you tired of losing your food in the communal fridge? Do you forget often how long stuff has been in said fridge? Are you a cool dude(tte)? If your answer to all these questions is 17, have we got a set of food containers for you! Each one is as special as you are (and possibly as radioactive!) You'll get three containers of different size (400ml, 600ml, and 1000ml) which each nestle into each other for easy storage. Also, each top has a dial so you can set the date you put the container into the cold wasteland of your office fridge. That way, you will know how old the hairy pasta is, and won't have to guess. Each dial also has a special setting called "vent" which opens up a little vent to vent ventable gasses (just like our underpants, but that's a story for another time). Buy them now and safeguard your lunch for years to come. Each container is microwave and dishwasher safe.See less
$8.99 available at thinkgeek.com
As every Zombie knows, fresh brains are likely the most delicious thing on the planet to devour. Sure, entrails are...
(07/22/09) As every Zombie knows, fresh brains are likely the most delicious thing on the planet to devour. Sure, entrails are good, and who doesn't like a good quadricep? Am I right? Ah, there really isn't better eating than fresh human. The problem, though, with human is that it's a little bland, and a little on the fatty side. You can try a sprig of thyme, maybe even a good strong coffee rub for you grillin'-types, but the one simple spice that every Zombie seems to forget is regular old Sodium-Chloride! Ordinary table salt! Salt brings out the simple mellow butteriness in human flesh like no other. Sure, there are days when you're just so starving for brains that you just gobble them down without thought or care, but we know you're a sophisticated, though shambling, undead-citizen, and require a certain level of decorum in your unending hunger for flesh. These salt-and-pepper shakers dispense the simplest of spices onto your unfortunate victim's cranium while the dispensers themselves are...See less
It's easy for any self-respecting geek to figure out how to read this clock in a few minutes. Check out the image below...
(07/22/09) It's easy for any self-respecting geek to figure out how to read this clock in a few minutes. Check out the image below for the details. Still don't get it? Then you probably shouldn't buy one, should you? Sure you could wing it and 'approximate' the time based on the position of the sun and act like you can read this clock, but you should probably go get one of these instead Computers use on/off switches to tell the time, now you can too! Get one of these puppies and you are on your way to truly becoming one with the binary... Each LED binary clock has these features/specs: * Default mode displays time in 'Powers of Two' binary system * Dim button on rear allows user to step down LED light output * Startup option allows user to display time in 'True' binary mode (using the binary coding of 32/16/8/4/2/1) * Autosensing of AC line frequency for worldwide ease of use. * Size: 3 1/2" x 3 1/2" x 2" * Packaged Weight: 10 oz Your Choice of RED LED (120V) with a semi-translucent red face or...See less
$19.99 - $27.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Even Ninjas need their sleep. For a Ninja, sleep is a time of renewal, contemplation, and rejuvenation. And when a Ninja...
(07/22/09) Even Ninjas need their sleep. For a Ninja, sleep is a time of renewal, contemplation, and rejuvenation. And when a Ninja sleeps, it is a very deep sleep. Most sleeping Ninjas can only be roused from slumber by another Ninja, which is a big problem if you are a Ninja, are tired, must wake up for a secret Ninja mission, and the only Ninja in your office. Good thing we found the Sonic Bomb Clock - it will wake even the soundest Ninja Nap. The Sonic Bomb Clock has an adjustable volume alarm with a maximum loudness of 113 decibels (just for reference, a jackhammer is about 100 decibels!) And the bed shaker does just that. Slip it under your mattress and your ears will bleed and your bed will shake, and there is no way you will oversleep. Or, you could turn the sound alarm off and tape the bed shaker to your office chair. You'll be vibrated awake without disturbing the drones. Then you can get back to your Ninja activity refreshed and ready for action.See less
$39.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Sleep. The demesne of Hypnos and Morpheus. Once the playground for the exhausted geek, now a wasteland of...
(07/22/09) Sleep. The demesne of Hypnos and Morpheus. Once the playground for the exhausted geek, now a wasteland of antiproductivity. Are you writing code? No. Are you pwning n00bs? No. Are you farming gold so you can buy that mount in Silvermoon? No.See less
$49.99 - $59.99 available at thinkgeek.com
* Use this action figure to create or recreate any warning sign you can think of (or just play with the little dude).
(07/22/09) * Use this action figure to create or recreate any warning sign you can think of (or just play with the little dude).See less
$11.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Hiding in plain sight - that's what you need to do. We've glued two random hardcover books together, drilled out several...
(07/22/09) Hiding in plain sight - that's what you need to do. We've glued two random hardcover books together, drilled out several hundred pages, and boom-shanka! You've got the perfect hiding space for nearly 80 cubic inches of stuff. Place these books crammed full of treasure on your bookshelf, and nobody will be the wiser.See less
$34.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Of course, you're smarter than most and know that there's no such thing as magic. Still, those more impressionable...
(07/22/09) Of course, you're smarter than most and know that there's no such thing as magic. Still, those more impressionable people out there will still be blown away by your apparent mastery of space and time!See less
$12.99 available at thinkgeek.com
After the tour group fled and filed a major class action lawsuit against Tim, he had to do something to recoup his...
(07/22/09) After the tour group fled and filed a major class action lawsuit against Tim, he had to do something to recoup his losses. He conjured a giant mallet and began pounding the Killer Rabbits into slippers, which he sold. The slippers were an instant hit, and Tim now happily resides in a beach house in Malibu. Alas, after a few months the Killer Rabbit was declared an endangered species - so he had plush versions made, which we now offer to you. Each pair is one size fits most, and features flapping mouth action (when you walk, the mouth flaps). Just think, for each pair you buy, two real Killer Rabbits are spared malleting (and Tim gets to drink one more Mai Tai).See less
Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in...
(07/22/09) Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.See less
$14.99 - $17.99 available at thinkgeek.com
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$5.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Forget using pressed flowers or old receipts as a book mark. This new Book Mark is the low down, flat out coolest way to...
(07/22/09) Forget using pressed flowers or old receipts as a book mark. This new Book Mark is the low down, flat out coolest way to mark your page. And besides, what else can he do now that he’s been squished flat?See less
Ok. There is this thing that some people do when they are working in groups called a 'meeting'. It's a strange ritual in...
(07/22/09) Ok. There is this thing that some people do when they are working in groups called a 'meeting'. It's a strange ritual in which people's faces become shorter and concepts like 'action items' and 'revenue streams' pretend to be more important than code and caffeine.See less
$13.99 available at thinkgeek.com
The Whenever Sticky Note Set has 6 different memo pads referencing different portions of time - and each pad has a...
(07/22/09) The Whenever Sticky Note Set has 6 different memo pads referencing different portions of time - and each pad has a qualifier or few, too. See, you can write "File this under H for Toy" on the "Today" pad and then check "Maybe Tomorrow." The person you hand this assignment to will now really know how urgent it is. And if you use the "Someday" pad and check "Somehow" - well then you're ready to quit your job and run for a political office. So, in conclusion, don't budget your time better; just use this sticky pad set to set realistic (i.e. slackerific) deadlines for yourself and others. You'll be glad you did.See less
Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic...
(07/22/09) Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, gone!See less
And once you get some poetry up, send us pics. Also, post them on LOLmagnetz.com for others to vote on.
(07/22/09) And once you get some poetry up, send us pics. Also, post them on LOLmagnetz.com for others to vote on.See less
$19.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Two sheets of eyes and mouths in various shapes, sizes and expressions, more than 100 stickers, are waiting for you to...
(07/22/09) Two sheets of eyes and mouths in various shapes, sizes and expressions, more than 100 stickers, are waiting for you to give life to the lifeless. That's sorta godlike!See less
$4.99 available at thinkgeek.com
It's not every day you can have your own piece of the Untempered Schism right there on your desktop, so be careful how...
(07/21/09) It's not every day you can have your own piece of the Untempered Schism right there on your desktop, so be careful how you use it. The Bad Wolf is watching.See less
$29.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Light and airy Rendez-Vous by Paul & Joe Sister dress designed exclusively for Urban. Cut short in a sweet babydoll...
(01/16/09) Light and airy Rendez-Vous by Paul & Joe Sister dress designed exclusively for Urban. Cut short in a sweet babydoll silhouette, topped with pintucked satin at the sweetheart bodice. Trimmed with lace and contrast velvet along the top, empire waist and double hem. Finished with a crinkled, sheer chiffon overlay over the satin skirt. Partially lined; Side zipper; Adjustable straps. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Imported. Dry clean. * Babydoll silhouette * Knee length * 28"l from center back to hem * Fits true to size * PolyesterSee less
$89.99(Was $128.00) available at urbanoutfitters.com
Plaid Lark & Wolff by Steven Alan dress cut short with a pintucked button bib at the front. Topped with a scoopneck and...
(01/16/09) Plaid Lark & Wolff by Steven Alan dress cut short with a pintucked button bib at the front. Topped with a scoopneck and finished with buttoned crop sleeves. Side seam pockets. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Imported. Machine wash. * Tunic silhouette * Mini length * Button closure * 34"l from center back to hem * Fits true to size * CottonSee less
$88.00 available at urbanoutfitters.com
Lightweight gauze dress inspired by vintage styles. Cut long with a subtle tiered silhouette trimmed with coordinating...
(01/16/09) Lightweight gauze dress inspired by vintage styles. Cut long with a subtle tiered silhouette trimmed with coordinating lace and crochet insets. The adjustable straps are removable to create a strapless look. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Imported. Machine wash. * Frock silhouette * Mid calf length * 31"l from center back to hem * Fits true to size * CottonSee less
$98.00 available at urbanoutfitters.com
Brushed soft, this lightweight knit dress is cut short with a scoopneck and cap sleeves. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters....
(01/16/09) Brushed soft, this lightweight knit dress is cut short with a scoopneck and cap sleeves. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Made in the USA. Hand wash. * Frock silhouette * Mini length * 34"l from center back to hem * Fits true to size * Rayon, polyesterSee less
$58.00 available at urbanoutfitters.com
Sheer dress in lightweight crinkled gauze with in a subtle tie dye with a unique overdyed affect that makes each dress...
(01/16/09) Sheer dress in lightweight crinkled gauze with in a subtle tie dye with a unique overdyed affect that makes each dress one of a kind. Cut short in a loose babydoll silhouette and topped with delicate embroidered details throughout, including at the empire waist, patch pockets and tiered hem. Buttoned at the front and finished with adjustable straps. Side button closure. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Imported. Hand wash. * Babydoll silhouette * Above the knee length * Snap closure * 32.25"l from center back to hem * Fits true to size * Viscose, cottonSee less
$138.00 available at urbanoutfitters.com
Brushed soft babydoll dress cut with a rib-knit scoopneck and topped with crop sleeves. Made in the USA. Hand wash. *...
(01/16/09) Brushed soft babydoll dress cut with a rib-knit scoopneck and topped with crop sleeves. Made in the USA. Hand wash. * Babydoll silhouette * Mini length * 35"l from center back to hem * Fits true to size * Polyester, rayonSee less
Cotton dress cut short with a sweetheart neckline and fitted empire waist. Trimmed with a full shirt and topped with...
(01/16/09) Cotton dress cut short with a sweetheart neckline and fitted empire waist. Trimmed with a full shirt and topped with crochet lace appliqué detailing throughout. Adjustable straps; Fully lined; Side pockets; Side zipper. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Imported. Hand wash. * Babydoll silhouette * Above the knee length * Zipper closure * 30.5"l from center back to hem * Fits true to size * CottonSee less
$68.00 available at urbanoutfitters.com
(01/16/09) Sheer dress in lightweight crinkled gauze with in a subtle tie dye with a unique overdyed affect that makes each dress one of a kind. Cut short in a loose babydoll silhouette, the deep-v neckline is trimmed with a hidden snap closure. Topped with delicate embroidered details along the smocked shoulders, v-neck, smocked empire waist, curved hem and puff sleeves. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Imported. Hand wash. * Babydoll silhouette * Above the knee length * Snap closure * 34.25"l from center back to hem * Fits true to size * Viscose, cottonSee less
$158.00 available at urbanoutfitters.com
Washed and faded babydoll dress cut super-short and topped with a twisted sweetheart top. Finished with sweet strappy...
(01/16/09) Washed and faded babydoll dress cut super-short and topped with a twisted sweetheart top. Finished with sweet strappy detailing and a V cutout at the back. Adjustable straps. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Imported. Machine wash. * Babydoll silhouette * Knee length * 34.5"l from center back to hem * Fits true to size * Viscose, spandexSee less
$29.99(Was $48.00) available at urbanoutfitters.com
Sweater-knit tights patterned with allover ribbing. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Imported. Hand wash. * Small:...
(01/16/09) Sweater-knit tights patterned with allover ribbing. Exclusive to Urban Outfitters. Imported. Hand wash. * Small: 4'10"-5'3" (90-115 lbs) * Medium: 5'3"-5'6" (110-140 lbs) * Large 5'6"-5'10" (130-60 lbs) * Fits true to size * Micro fiber nylon, spandexSee less
$14.99(Was $18.00) available at urbanoutfitters.com
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