Eight panels covered in dozens of classic Onion front pages. Start umbrellin' today! Push-button auto open, sure-grip...
(06/02/09) Eight panels covered in dozens of classic Onion front pages. Start umbrellin' today! Push-button auto open, sure-grip rubber handle, 35" graphite shaft, 48" dome.See less
Quantity 1 $24.99 available at store.theonion.com
Back to Magnets & Stickers Previous | Next Make your next fender-bender bitingly satirical. Sold individually or in a...
(06/02/09) Back to Magnets & Stickers Previous | Next Make your next fender-bender bitingly satirical. Sold individually or in a pack of five. Dimensions: 11.5"x3"See less
Select * Each * 5-pack + $3.00... available at store.theonion.com
Back to Drinkware Previous | Next The Onion's "I Will Never Take This Camping" bottle is good for holding liquids or...
(06/02/09) Back to Drinkware Previous | Next The Onion's "I Will Never Take This Camping" bottle is good for holding liquids or pebbles, and a great accessory to an ultimate frisbee practice or any campus circle—drum, hackie, and the rest. 32oz measurement scale on the back. Wide mouth with loop top. Made in USA exclusively for The Onion by Nalgene.See less
Quantity 1 $13.99 available at store.theonion.com
Now is the time to take steps toward creating a cleaner environment, however insignificant and useless those steps may...
(06/02/09) Now is the time to take steps toward creating a cleaner environment, however insignificant and useless those steps may be. Take comfort in the knowledge that, together, we can make an unbelievably negligible difference. By purchasing this stainless steel, eco-friendly water bottle you are saying to the world you care, and you did what you could do to delay the inevitable global death-age by as many as several nanoseconds.See less
Quantity 1 $17.99 available at store.theonion.com
There is nothing subtle about this sticker. If you buy this sticker, you take your geek seriously. Stand tall and shove...
(03/07/09) There is nothing subtle about this sticker. If you buy this sticker, you take your geek seriously. Stand tall and shove it in their face, that's the J!NX way!See less
* Price: $2.49 available at jinx.com
Lucky charms are a dime a dozen. We've all got our special rabbit foot, horseshoe, four-leaf clover, or...
(03/07/09) Lucky charms are a dime a dozen. We've all got our special rabbit foot, horseshoe, four-leaf clover, or never-been-washed underwear that gives us a little extra boost when the need arises. Now there's a charm for true gamers: this sturdy little talisman is enchanted with the essence of real games to give you the mental edge in every battle. Keep it with you at all times and you might just win forever. And look! It comes with a handy-dandy keychain!See less
* Price: $9.99 available at jinx.com
Candy lovers rejoice! The Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick represents the most delicious candy confection that man has ever...
(03/03/09) Candy lovers rejoice! The Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick represents the most delicious candy confection that man has ever produced. Hand made (with gloves on) in the US, the Giant Gummy Bear is 88 times larger than a standard gummy bear. Each Giant Gummy Bear weighs half a pound and comes on a stick for easy, mess-free snacking. Available in several flavors. * 4" tall (not including stick) * It's on a stick * Choose from 3 flavors: red cherry, blue raspberry, and green apple * Weighs 1/2 pound * Equivalent of 88 regular Gummy BearsSee less
Blue $9.95 In Stock available at vat19.com
Ginger rules. It's spicy and sharp and big and flavorful and basically all-around awesome. So we fussed over making sure...
(10/03/08) Ginger rules. It's spicy and sharp and big and flavorful and basically all-around awesome. So we fussed over making sure we did it up right when we started making it into a lolly. We dressed it up with a touch of wasabi to give it a hint of burn, to drive the point of ginger home to your eager tastebuds. And what is the point of ginger, you ask? We're not sure. We're confectioners, not therapists. But there is a point, and it's a delicious one. PS: Sorry we took so long to come out with flavor #3. The little candy factory that can is now in full swing, so future flavors will be announced more quickly.See less
12 for $24 available at lollyphile.com
We feel pretty safe in saying that we're the first people to ever make a bacon-based lollipop. And not just any bacon,...
(10/03/08) We feel pretty safe in saying that we're the first people to ever make a bacon-based lollipop. And not just any bacon, either- we use sustainable, organic, cured bacon- we kinda felt that it went well with the pure Vermont maple syrup we were using as a base, you know? While we admit that it's pretty far from the norm (it's definitely not kosher!), once you make that initial leap of faith and try it out, we're positive that you'll love it. The salty chunks of bacon make a delicious and unique counterpoint to the subtle sweetness of the maple, and oh, yeah- you'll be eating an oh-my-god bacon lollipop! A perfect gift for the sweet-toothed pork aficionado in your life.See less
Oh man. I can't even talk about this one I'm so excited! I have wanted a $#@%#& floaty pen ever since they cheaped-out...
(03/03/09) Oh man. I can't even talk about this one I'm so excited! I have wanted a $#@%#& floaty pen ever since they cheaped-out on Monkey 2 and cut them from the marketing budget, and then turned around and got them for Sam and Max. Ooh, I'm still mad about that. The real deal: Made in Denmark Ballpoint Pen (blue ink) Various barrel colorsSee less
$8.00 1 available at shop.doublefine.com
Chess pastry cutters handmade in brass by Biggles to celebrate the first year of Ms Sophie Sarin's "Thursday Chess...
(03/02/09) Chess pastry cutters handmade in brass by Biggles to celebrate the first year of Ms Sophie Sarin's "Thursday Chess Club". Each piece can be made into biscuits. Not only do you have the satisfaction of taking a piece, but you can eat it as well!See less
available at biggles.uk.com
The Chopsticks of the Future are Here Today! Food and gadgets go hand in hand (don't believe us, just stay up 24 and...
(09/03/08) The Chopsticks of the Future are Here Today! Food and gadgets go hand in hand (don't believe us, just stay up 24 and watch infomercials!) And yet, one of the simplest eating gadgets is also one of the oldest:the chopstick! Chopsticks were invented 3,000 - 5,000 years ago (of course, scientists differ in deciding on an exact date) and are used all over the world. And now we've found a way to make chopsticks even geekier: make them collapsible! Just like a professional pool cue, these tools of eating wonder are made in parts. The stainless steel upper section is hollow. Pop the top off and slide the white ash lower section out. The wooden tip screws into the upper section using all brass hardware. And now you are ready to eat. When you are all done, wash the chopsticks, collapse them, and store them in the included weather resistant nylon pouch. You can even wear the pouch around your neck to show how much of a geek you are. Oh, and we're told by one of our shadowy friends that the...See less
$29.99 available at thinkgeek.com
* Personalize the body of your Nintendo Wii! * Non permanent adhesive backing that allows you to simply peel off the...
(09/02/08) * Personalize the body of your Nintendo Wii! * Non permanent adhesive backing that allows you to simply peel off the skins with no sticky residue * Scratch resistant protective shields made out of high-quality vinyl * Thin enough to cover both sides and still fit in the OEM stand * Custom cuts for all outletsSee less
Price: $14.99 available at amazon.com
Parasols were an absolute necessity for young ladies during the Victorian Era, as having a suntan was considered a sign...
(07/05/08) Parasols were an absolute necessity for young ladies during the Victorian Era, as having a suntan was considered a sign of coarse breeding. Our fine lace parasol could have been seen in any fine ladies hand as she strolled through the park with her beau. Parasol measures 26” long and canopy measures approximately 34” in diameter when opened. Features a latch to keep parasol open or closed. Matching fan is also available. Please note that lace design on parasols may vary depending on stock.See less
$39.95 available at gentlemansemporium.com
Please leave coherent messages only. Crude, combative or spam comments will be deleted. Leaving your email or URL is...
(07/04/08) Please leave coherent messages only. Crude, combative or spam comments will be deleted. Leaving your email or URL is entirely optional. Leaving your email address will not add you the mailing list. * Name * Email * CommentSee less
available at barrysfarm.net
Product is on backorder. Please contact us to be notified of availability. Our authentic Cherry Blossom paper parasols...
(06/30/08) Product is on backorder. Please contact us to be notified of availability. Our authentic Cherry Blossom paper parasols are a stylish way to shield your wedding guests from the hot sun and to add a splash of color to your wedding or special event! Available in vibrant colors and patterns, and beautifully handcrafted from bamboo and rice paper with a wooden handle, your wedding party and wedding guests will look great and will appreciate the gesture on a warm, sunny day. Dimensions: 32" D x 25" L * Per Box: 1 Per Box * Shipping Weight: .4 lbs. * Delivery Info: Usually ships within 7-10 days.See less
Price: $10.00 available at idealfavors.com
You can call us to order toll free in the USA between 9:30 am and 6:30 pm (mon.-fri.) 9:30 am to 6 pm saturdays, 11 am...
(06/30/08) You can call us to order toll free in the USA between 9:30 am and 6:30 pm (mon.-fri.) 9:30 am to 6 pm saturdays, 11 am to 4 pm Sundays Mountain Standard time at 1(877)469-1718. Outside the USA or for other inquiries, please call 1(480)947-6698 or email us.See less
available at houserice.com
Unlike today, suntans were considered déclassé in Victorian times. As Ladies Home Journal noted in May of 1890 parasols...
(06/30/08) Unlike today, suntans were considered déclassé in Victorian times. As Ladies Home Journal noted in May of 1890 parasols were “made for the protection of beauty against its greatest enemy except time”. Therefore no young lady of fine breeding would be caught about without protection from the elements. Our white parasol will be a most versatile addition to your wardrobe. Parasol measures 26” long and canopy measures approximately 34” in diameter when opened. Features a latch to keep parasol open or closed. Matching fan is also available. Please note that lace design on parasols may vary depending on stock.See less
This section contains our paper umbrellas with solid color. In ancient China, these paper parasols represented wealth...
(06/30/08) This section contains our paper umbrellas with solid color. In ancient China, these paper parasols represented wealth and royalty. Parasols are made of rice paper and bamboo.See less
As Low As: $5.70 available at paperlanternstore.com
Get your very own Personalized Lucky Robot Totem! Guaranteed to bring you good luck and companionship in the days ahead....
(06/30/08) Get your very own Personalized Lucky Robot Totem! Guaranteed to bring you good luck and companionship in the days ahead. Each Lucky Robot Totem is hand built by the artist Brent Harris and comes in it's own gift box. Each is approximately 3 inches high and is equiped with an official Harris Built "HB" ID tag and chain. It's sturdy construction makes it perfect to take with you where ever you go. Hang it in your car, on your computer bag or purse, or just stand your Lucky Robot Totem next to you on your desk. Lucky Robot Totems make great gifts for friends and family. Great for couples too. They can even hold hands!See less
$25 + Shipping is $3.85 via 2... available at artmachine.net
One of the most intriguing characters from a new film Mirror Mask is the 'Sphinx Cat.' Here we have a surreal critter...
(06/30/08) One of the most intriguing characters from a new film Mirror Mask is the 'Sphinx Cat.' Here we have a surreal critter spawned by the imaginations of Dave McKean and Neil Gaiman who juxtaposes a photo/video facial aspect with a vibrantly winged feline body. The effect is unsettling and made more so when the cats stalk protagonists Helena and Valentine with mayhem on their mind. Gentle Giant Studios has interfaced with CGI data provided by Mr. McKean and The Jim Henson Company to bring this fascinating creature to full 3-D realization. It is stunning. The statue comes with two interchangeable face plates, allowing the owner to interchange them and display different facial expressions.See less
available at amazon.com
An instant classic. If all of life could be this simple. Erase those pesky problems. What more would anyone want in...
(06/30/08) An instant classic. If all of life could be this simple. Erase those pesky problems. What more would anyone want in life. Size - 1 3/4" x 2 3/4" Price: $4.00 sku: 412633See less
available at paper-source.com
This is for the smaller 1" buttons of the Doctors. See image to the right for size comparison--------> Ok, this is for...
(07/02/08) This is for the smaller 1" buttons of the Doctors. See image to the right for size comparison--------> Ok, this is for my uber geeky boyfriend Paul who is OBSESSED with Doctor Who. He wanted a button set with every single Doctor having their own button. So, he hand picked these 10 photos for his set and he thought I should share them with you: So, The Doctors in Chronological order: 1. First Doctor, played by William Hartnell (1963–1966) 2. Second Doctor, played by Patrick Troughton (1966–1969) 3. Third Doctor, played by Jon Pertwee (1970–1974) 4. Fourth Doctor, played by Tom Baker (1974–1981) 5. Fifth Doctor, played by Peter Davison (1981–1984) 6. Sixth Doctor, played by Colin Baker (1984–1986) 7. Seventh Doctor, played by Sylvester McCoy (1987–1989 and 1996) 8. Eighth Doctor, played by Paul McGann (1996) 9. Ninth Doctor, played by Christopher Eccleston (2005) 10. Tenth Doctor, played by David Tennant (2005–present) If you would like a buttons with your favorite or a just a few of...See less
$ 9.00 available at etsy.com
This is a roughly 11cm high model dragon with rider. It's a model from Games Workshop's Warhammer product range and as...
(07/02/08) This is a roughly 11cm high model dragon with rider. It's a model from Games Workshop's Warhammer product range and as such it's technically "Malekith, Dark Elf Witch King on Dragon" and it is completely game-legal. It's also a pretty nice model for dragon lovers. I assembled and painted the model. The skeleton in the base was added by me. The rider is metal, the rest is plastic.See less
$ 100.00 available at etsy.com
This set of 8 pins was fashioned from recycled bottlecaps and designed exclusively for your wizarding amusement by me....
(07/02/08) This set of 8 pins was fashioned from recycled bottlecaps and designed exclusively for your wizarding amusement by me. :) The set features pins representing all four hogwarts houses in the proper colors, a Dumbledore's Army pin, a Ministry of Magic pin (for the villanous opposition to the DA), as well as a Goblet of fire era "Potter Stinks" (for all you Malfoy lovers) and a "Support Cedric" (for you Cedric-o-files) All pins are magically accented by glitter and have a protective resin coating spell placed over them. A great set to share among wizarding friends! Or to confound muggles. Whichever you choose. Items ship after I have received payment. I currently accept PAYPAL only and ship to both the US and some other select countries via first class mail. I will contact you when I have received your payment and when your order has been shipped. I ask that you please pay me within TWO days of your initial purchase - I cannot hold items beyond a week.Thanks!See less
$ 24.00 available at etsy.com
U.S.A shipping/handling is $5.99. International shipping by Priority Mail Flat Rate Envelope. High bidder must contact us within 2 days of the...
Starting bid: US $0.99 available at ebay.com
The cassette tape is probably just a fuzzy memory for those of you who grew up with Compact Discs and MP3s. But for us...
(07/01/08) The cassette tape is probably just a fuzzy memory for those of you who grew up with Compact Discs and MP3s. But for us born before the 1980s, we have to figure out what to do with all of those old tapes. Why not turn them into a lighting fixture? That’s exactly what the guys over at Transparent House are doing with their cassettes. The designers make each lamp from dozens of individual cassette tapes, arranged into visually appealing patterns. Not only do they look cool as a sculptural piece, they cast dramatic shadows onto surrounding surfaces. Each lamp uses a bright, cool-burning neon light source to keep the plastic cassettes from melting. Of course, they left each tape in its original transparent case so they could be together glued neatly. And if you have a fond place in your heart for the old micro-cassette, you don’t have to feel left out. They’ve got a lamp just for you, made from 140 of the mini tapes. Now the guys over at Transparent House don’t say if they’ll be producing...See less
available at technabob.com
Product Details: An improved version of the beanbag chair, SumoSac is a more savvy, stylish & comfortable alternative....
(07/01/08) Product Details: An improved version of the beanbag chair, SumoSac is a more savvy, stylish & comfortable alternative. This product will never decompress & is truly the most comfortable chair in the world at 3ft. high & 6ft. wide covered in micro suede. Made with 100% shredded furniture grade urethane foam. Covers zip-off for machine washing. Shipped compressed under vacuum to save on freight.See less
available at sumolounge.com
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(07/01/08) If the product or size you are looking for is out-of-stock, enter your email address below, and we'll let you know when it is available again. Health mug $10.95 * About us * Contact * Shopping cart * Your account * Ordering info * FAQ * Contributing * Affiliates * New Products RSS Feed 2.0 * (c) 2003-2008 SplitReason.com - All rights reserved * Conditions of use * Privacy Policy *** All prices in USD (U.S. dollars) ***See less
Sub-total: $0.00 available at splitreason.com
Tiny magnets lift 1 pound each! Neodymium magnets are becoming World Famous for their amazing lift to weight ratios. It...
(07/01/08) Tiny magnets lift 1 pound each! Neodymium magnets are becoming World Famous for their amazing lift to weight ratios. It used to be you could only find Neodymium magnets in specialized equipment like hard drives. Now they are creeping up more and more in everyday life. You could even consider making your own. How? It's very simple! You just find yourself a nice chunk of some Misch metal from the Earth's substrate, then carefully extract any Neodymium, purify it, mold it, coat it in a small amount of nickel, and then wrap some plastic around it in the shape of a thumbtack. Voila. These rare earth magnetic fridge pins are great for home or office. Their small size won't cover up your pictures, notes and lists. And again, let us repeat that they are strong enough to hold 10 sheets of paper and lift up to 1 lb. each! Set of 8 pins in every set!See less
$4.99 available at thinkgeek.com
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