DIY Nanners! Ah, bananas. You can tally them. You can feed them to monkeys. You can pretend they are guns and rob banks...
(12/01/11) DIY Nanners! Ah, bananas. You can tally them. You can feed them to monkeys. You can pretend they are guns and rob banks in silent comedies and cartoons. AND, they are high in potassium! Oh, and if a bad guy is chasing you, you can so totally drop the banana peel on the floor to create instant hilarity! But here are two things you might not have known. 1. The "banana tree" is not actually a tree; it's the world's largest herb. 2. If you get one of these Grow Your Own Banana Tree kits, you'll have almost everything you need to, well, grow your own banana tree (that's really an herb). See, each Grow Your Own Banana Tree comes with everything you need to grow some nanners except for water, sunlight, and unadulterated monkey love. The package is actually a mini greenhouse, and it's guaranteed by the manufacturer to grow. Once the banana tree (we're gonna just call it that for ease, so hush) sprouts, it will grow about a foot in the first month. Treat it right, and you'll have a six foot...See less
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Look at you. Your hands are dirty. Your body is dirty. Your hair? Dirty. Your mind? Dirty, dirty, DIRTY! Well, we are...
(10/24/11) Look at you. Your hands are dirty. Your body is dirty. Your hair? Dirty. Your mind? Dirty, dirty, DIRTY! Well, we are here to help. We can cleanse your hands, your body, and your hair. Your mind? That's beyond even our magnificent powers. We're going to clean up the rest of you with these awesome Dissolving Travel Toiletries. Each of these Travel Toiletries is a marvel of modern science. Open a pack, remove one of the 50 sheets, and add water. It dissolves into a cleaning product, which you then can use as you are already (hopefully) accustomed. In our experience, 3-4 sheets of shampoo will clean a moderate head of hair. As for the body wash, it will depend on the size of the body you are cleaning, naturally. These are perfect to keep in your desk, your purse, your man bag, your carry-on luggage - everywhere you might encounter unwanted grime. Now if we could only purge that dirty mind of yours . . . .See less
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