1st place in Derby #72: Book Titles Re-Interpreted, with 1421 votes! The two fish soared, exultant, free. Free from...
(11/19/09) 1st place in Derby #72: Book Titles Re-Interpreted, with 1421 votes! The two fish soared, exultant, free. Free from their two-dimensional prison. A mad genius had given them life, and they were grateful. They would always miss the children. But now they looked real. Now they swirled in real waters, breathed through real gills, felt the startling surge of the sea against their own real scales. And they didn’t have to rhyme with anything except each other. This shirt was designed by: Derby entrant ramyb, fishmonger to the stars. Wear this shirt: to the afterlife. If Old Man Geisel gets wind of what we’re up to, he might haunt us. Don’t wear this shirt: with your oversized red-and-white-striped plush stovepipe hat. Because you shouldn’t be wearing that stupid thing at all. This shirt tells the world: “I don’t tell fish stories, I read them.” We call this color: Have A Snack With Mr. Black.See less
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Hundreds of years ago, people would get up in the morning and walk to the center of town, where they would lower their...
(11/19/09) Hundreds of years ago, people would get up in the morning and walk to the center of town, where they would lower their buckets into the well and bring up water so that they could drink. Today, we get up in the morning and ride our bikes to the corner store where we can take bottles from the freezers so that we can drink. And also we pay for it. We’ve come so far! But our water supply has so much to offer. All those drugs, flushed down the toilet. All those hormones from birth control and mood al...See less
$15.00 available at shirt.woot.com
What it is: A travel-size Aqua Eyes kit containing five vibrant shades. What it does: Make Up For Ever Aqua Eyes Holiday...
(11/19/09) What it is: A travel-size Aqua Eyes kit containing five vibrant shades. What it does: Make Up For Ever Aqua Eyes Holiday Collection contains five shades to create an array of beauty-full looks. Aqua Eyes is a two-in-one eyeshadow and liner pencil that adheres to the eyelids and resists water even under the most extreme conditions, without running or fading. Its smooth texture effortlessly lines the eyes and, by smudging immediately after applying to the lid, it can double as a pigment-rich shadow. What else you need to know: Aqua Eyes can double as a shadow by smudging it immediately after applying to the lid. This Sephora-exclusive, limited-edition collection includes shades: - Bronze 10L (metallic bronze) - Purple 11L (metallic purple) - Turquoise 7L (light turquiose sheen) - Mat Black 0L (black) - Iridescent Navy Blue 3L (navy blue sheen)See less
$35 available at sephora.com
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available at rue21.com
Color: Brilliant Blue/White Price: $60.00 $42.00 | The Complete TF Allround is our spike developed for multi-purpose...
(11/19/09) Color: Brilliant Blue/White Price: $60.00 $42.00 | The Complete TF Allround is our spike developed for multi-purpose track and field use. It features a breathable mesh upper and supportive synthetic trimmings.See less
available at store.puma.com
Super Mario 64 DS is an update to the classic Nintendo 64 game. This time players compete head-to-head for the stars....
(11/19/09) Super Mario 64 DS is an update to the classic Nintendo 64 game. This time players compete head-to-head for the stars. The player with the most stars when time runs out wins. Or you can take control of four different characters in the single player game. Pick this game up and be glued to your DS for hours! Limit 2 per order.See less
$29.99 available at gamestop.com
Corporate web site for rue21 clothing stores; specializing in current fashion accessories and clothes at reasonable...
(11/19/09) Corporate web site for rue21 clothing stores; specializing in current fashion accessories and clothes at reasonable prices.See less
Solid pullover hoodie sweater... available at rue21.com
We hesitate to call it vintage After all, we doubt this popular shoe was ever packed up in a box and forgotten about. In...
(11/19/09) We hesitate to call it vintage After all, we doubt this popular shoe was ever packed up in a box and forgotten about. In fact, this lightweight runner was an instant hit when we introduced it back in 1981 and has stayed on top ever since. Just goes to show: Some things never go out of style. Features: * Suede and canvas upper for quality * Supportive midsole for exercise or just hanging out * Rubber outsole for a great gripSee less
$65.00 available at shop.puma.com
What it is: An all-in-one ensemble of vibrant, wearable hues for eyes, face, and lips. What it does: Sephora Brand Color...
(11/19/09) What it is: An all-in-one ensemble of vibrant, wearable hues for eyes, face, and lips. What it does: Sephora Brand Color Play Palette is everything you need for a fun, flirty spring and summer look. This limited-edition assortment of shades offers endless possibilities, so you can create the hot new look of your dreams at home or en voyage. This set contains: - 36 eyeshadows - 12 lip glosses - 3 blushes - bronzer - 3 applicators What else you need to know: All the shades in this travel-friendly collection are paraben-free. Palette measures 6.5 x 7".See less
$22 1 available at sephora.com
* You are in control of two separate storylines. One features Bowser and his efforts to stop an arch-villain from taking...
(11/19/09) * You are in control of two separate storylines. One features Bowser and his efforts to stop an arch-villain from taking over his castle. Meanwhile, inside Bowser, the microbe-sized Mario & Luigi must muscle their way through challenges and keep their nerve if they want to find a way out. They take action to control Bowser from the inside – but without his knowledge. * You can switch between storylines at will. What happens inside Bowser affects what he’s doing on the outside. Sometimes Mario & Luigi must solve puzzles and challenges behind the scenes to help Bowser overcome various obstacles and advance the plot. * You must make well-timed button presses to enhance their performance during battles and challenges. In some battles, Bowser grows so large that players must turn their Nintendo DS or Nintendo DSi system sideways, blow into the microphone or tap on the touch screen with the stylus to keep up with the action. * The game features the same hilarious dialogue that has been the...See less
$34.99 available at walmart.com
When they offered me the gig, I said, “Sure, what’s the harm? Eat a few cookies, get a few laughs, then move on and do...
(11/19/09) When they offered me the gig, I said, “Sure, what’s the harm? Eat a few cookies, get a few laughs, then move on and do something real.” Now here it is 40 years later and I’ve gone nowhere. They don’t want to see what I can do with Ibsen. They don’t want to hear my album of tastefully arranged jazz standards. They don’t care about my all-puppet film adaptation of Tropic of Capricorn. No, they just want me to roll my eyes like some kind of idiot and gobble up a cookie or a letter or a telephone. Do you have any idea what I’ve done to my digestive system over the years? And for what? What am I? Just a clown, a freak – some even say a monster. Wear this shirt: to your competitive-eating bouts. Don’t wear this shirt: if cookie is not good enough for you. This shirt tells the world: “I try to break free of my addictions, but I’m just a puppet.” We call this color: Fuzzy ‘n’ Blue ‘n’ Depressed.See less
A mysterious floating island has suddenly appeared over peaceful Yoshi’s Island. Soon after its arrival, a gaggle of...
(11/19/09) A mysterious floating island has suddenly appeared over peaceful Yoshi’s Island. Soon after its arrival, a gaggle of kids vanishes from the island school. Thankfully, Baby Mario, Baby Peach and Baby Donkey Kong manage to avoid being kidnapped. Now, Yoshi and the three young superstars must set out on a wild and colorful quest to rescue the kids and investigate the ominous island hovering overhead.See less
$34.99 available at gamestop.com
The ultimate push-up. Plunge front with kissing center for more cleavage than ever before. Infinity Edge® eliminates...
(11/19/09) The ultimate push-up. Plunge front with kissing center for more cleavage than ever before. Infinity Edge® eliminates lines for an invisible look under clothes. All-over lace. Swell Level 5: Padded for ultimate lift Underwire cups Adjustable, detachable straps can be worn halter, crossback or regular Back closure Imported nylon/spandex Sizes 32A-C; 34A-DD; 36B-DD; 38B-DD. #226-370 $55. Rollover to see enlarged colors:See less
$50.00 available at victoriassecret.com
First Place in Derby #14, with 610 votes! Liver spots. Pale skin. Depression. Bleeding from the mucous membranes. No,...
(11/19/09) First Place in Derby #14, with 610 votes! Liver spots. Pale skin. Depression. Bleeding from the mucous membranes. No, it's not a description of today's goth kids in 50 years - it's what happens when you don't get enough vitamin C. The citrus-deficient seafarers of yore called it scurvy, and they thought it had something to do with an imbalance of the body's humors. People used to be so dumb. This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member fablefire, who may henceforth be known as "Derby champion fablefire". You should probably get some new business cards printed up, fablefire. Wear this shirt: to remind your fellow crew members to put down the rum and pick up a piece of fruit once in a while. Don't wear this shirt: as a substitute for actually ingesting vitamin C. This shirt tells the world: "Orange you glad you're not a 16th-century sailor?" We call this color: Barlow's Green.See less
$15.00 + $0.00 shipping+ or $5... available at shirt.woot.com
What it is: A must-have set that features top sellers that will make every Stila fan swoon. What it does: Stila thanks...
(11/19/09) What it is: A must-have set that features top sellers that will make every Stila fan swoon. What it does: Stila thanks you for all your love and loyalty with this stunning set of bestsellers! From glossy lips to luminous skin (and all things in between), this collection contains everything you need to create countless signature Stila looks. This set contains: - 0.17 oz Eye Shadow Trio in Gold Glow (gold/ bronze/ ivory) - 0.32 oz Illuminating Finishing Powder in Rose Gold (peachy pink sheen) - 0.31 oz Sheer Pressed Powder in Medium - 0.04 oz Lip Rouge Liquid Lip Satin in Pucker (bright pink red) - 0.04 oz Long Wear Lip Color in Flushed (deep rose sheen) - 0.28 oz Lash Visor in Black - 0.08 oz Plumping Lip Glaze in Minty Mint (soft gold) - 0.04 oz Kajal Eye Liner in Topaz (apricot nude) - Pencil SharpenerSee less
$38 available at amazon.com
With nary a Pilates class on the entire planet, how did our cave-bound ancestors develop the well-defined pecs and abs...
(11/19/09) With nary a Pilates class on the entire planet, how did our cave-bound ancestors develop the well-defined pecs and abs we see in textbook illustrations today? Of course, it wasn’t running from dinosaurs. The archaeological record suggests that early humans were bred as pack animals by the Vorgoxxii, a race of alien silicon miners from a planet beyond the stars. They only looked like dinosaurs. Wear this shirt: so people know why you’re not exercising: lack of large predators in your area. Don’t wear this shirt: under the assumption that it in any way refers to the novel or film known as Jurassic Park or any sequels or other works deriving therefrom, without express written consent of all parties with a valid claim to any portion or aspect of said intellectual property. This shirt tells the world: “The real monster I’m running from is Little Debbie.” We call this color: Tyrannosaurus Blax.See less
1st place in Derby #76: Beginning, with 1873 votes! Ah, childhood. So innocent. So free. That hard shell of aloof...
(11/19/09) 1st place in Derby #76: Beginning, with 1873 votes! Ah, childhood. So innocent. So free. That hard shell of aloof disdain still hasn’t developed and everything is made new, each and every morning. A pretty green glow? How could that be dangerous? You have to be careful around the edges of the glass but everyone knows that. No begging for deadly weapons. No strange cravings for pizza. No angry rebellion or bursting hormones that want to go out and start a fight. There’s not even any interest in pretty girl reporters or staying out after dark. There’s just a slow and steady sort of love that you wish and hope will never change. This shirt was designed by: DeadFrog. He tried to get a dose of radioactive isotope so that he’d get superpowers, but who ever heard of a superpowered frog? So he just died. He’s in froggy heaven now. It’s kinda like chicken heaven but a bit less meat. Wear this shirt: to hide your chest hare. Get it? Get it? Because a tortoise beats a… aw, come on. We’re in Vegas...See less
1st place in Derby #78: Winter, with 1499 votes! Penguin season! Rabbit season! Penguin season! Rabbit season! No, it’s...
(11/19/09) 1st place in Derby #78: Winter, with 1499 votes! Penguin season! Rabbit season! Penguin season! Rabbit season! No, it’s not the Bugs Bunny-Chilly Willy crossover you’ve always dreamed of. We’ll leave that to the fanfic community. This is just a scene in the life of a rabbit who’s wondering how he got here, where things went wrong, and what the penguins will do to him once they found out the truth. Wear this shirt: instead of that penguin costume you’ve been wearing lately. Seriously, man, at fir...See less
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