Some new parents complain that the birth of their bundle of joy results in a commensurate drop in brain cells. While...
(11/18/09) Some new parents complain that the birth of their bundle of joy results in a commensurate drop in brain cells. While its probably overload rather than decreased IQ, the fact remains that any reminders are helpful. With this list, youll even remember your brain. * Fill your diaper bag with provisions for any contingency! * 6 x 9 inches, 60 pages, 80-pound uncoated text stock with chipboard backing and adhesive bindingSee less
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Vintage Slang Flashcards employ ginchy learning techniques to get you chinning like a hepcat without a bobble. Whether...
(11/18/09) Vintage Slang Flashcards employ ginchy learning techniques to get you chinning like a hepcat without a bobble. Whether you study solo or with a buddyroo, youll transform your L7 lingo into the berries faster than a prom-trotter can cut a rug. * 58 cards in all, each with a dilly of a vintage slang term * Laminated cardstock flashcards are 5 x 7 inches * Laminated playing-card-style box is 5 x 7 x 1.25 inchesSee less
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With the rise of the unpronounceable acronym, its now possible to truncate speech down to its bare initials. Now the...
(11/18/09) With the rise of the unpronounceable acronym, its now possible to truncate speech down to its bare initials. Now the confusing alphabet soupwith a useful translation keyhas leapt from cell phone and instant messaging to ink on paper. * Its a cereal box decoder for adults! * 6 x 9 inches, 60 pages, 80-pound uncoated text stock with chipboard backing and adhesive bindingSee less
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With deliciously matte fields of bright color and honkingly bold text, Knock Knocks Graphics Cards stand out amid...
(11/18/09) With deliciously matte fields of bright color and honkingly bold text, Knock Knocks Graphics Cards stand out amid cursive text and fuzzy romanticism. The insides are uniquely printed in full color, with clean white fields for inscriptions. * Interior punchline: LOL. * Also includes secret decoder * Full color inside and out * Comes with tastefully taupe envelope * 5 x 7 inches; recycled, uncoated 100-lb. cardstockSee less
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We admit itour first idea for Knock Knock Stickies was written on a sticky note. But now that idea (and so many more)...
(11/18/09) We admit itour first idea for Knock Knock Stickies was written on a sticky note. But now that idea (and so many more) has been translated into stylishly utilitarian mini-pads, all equipped with the repositionable adhesive that changed the way humans jot notes. With concept and content, were breathing vibrant new life into the ubiquitous sticky. * A picture speaks a thousand words, but weve gilded the lily by adding metaphor-happy punchlines to our Photo Notes, bringing the grand total up to as much as 1,004 words worth. * 3 x 3 x 0.375 inches; 100 sheets with repositionable adhesive; adhesive bindingSee less
$3.25 available at knockknock.biz
(11/18/09) We admit itour first idea for Knock Knock Stickies was written on a sticky note. But now that idea (and so many more) has been translated into stylishly utilitarian mini-pads, all equipped with the repositionable adhesive that changed the way humans jot notes. With concept and content, were breathing vibrant new life into the ubiquitous sticky. * Knock Knock has already proven that multiple-choice is the most efficient way to communicate. Now weve made it that much easier with Pick-an-Icon Stickiesmultiple-choice without even having to read! * 3 x 3 x 0.375 inches; 100 sheets with repositionable adhesive; adhesive bindingSee less
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One of the most enjoyable aspects of throwing a partywhether an intimate dinner or a gala bashis making your lists:...
(11/18/09) One of the most enjoyable aspects of throwing a partywhether an intimate dinner or a gala bashis making your lists: what to cook, how to decorate, what to drink. With its handy sections, Party Time brings useful organization to the festivities you love. * Suitable for parties as small as two, as large as hundreds! * 6 x 9 inches, 60 pages, 80-pound uncoated text stock with chipboard backing and adhesive bindingSee less
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With Nifty Notes, weve miniaturized the format of our bestselling Pads line to accommodate the communication needs of...
(11/18/09) With Nifty Notes, weve miniaturized the format of our bestselling Pads line to accommodate the communication needs of today. Whether praying to the goddess, complimenting an aura, criticizing a novelty cell-phone ring, promising payback, prescribing a smile, excusing an absence, or just plain taking a message, Nifty Notes serve real-life functions with wit and verve. * Everyone needs advice from time to timewho better to give it than you? * 4 x 5.25 inches; 50 sheets; chipboard backing and adhesive bindingSee less
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With Nifty Notes, weve miniaturized the format of our bestselling Classic Pads to accommodate the communication needs...
(11/18/09) With Nifty Notes, weve miniaturized the format of our bestselling Classic Pads to accommodate the communication needs of today. A signature blend of utility and novelty, Nifty Notes facilitate and comment on modern-day etiquette at the very same time, serving real-life functions with wit and verve. * Electronic e-mail is so twentieth century. This Nifty Note is not only cordless and wireless, it revives a revolutionary form of communication: handwriting. Soon even bloggers will be wielding a pen! * 4 x 5.25 x 0.3 inches; 50 sheets; chipboard backing and adhesive bindingSee less
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Why shouldn’t filing be fun? These brazen folders add wit, color, and honesty to organization. Included for free is...
(11/18/09) Why shouldn’t filing be fun? These brazen folders add wit, color, and honesty to organization. Included for free is space for interior notation. Go forth and file! * 9.375 x 11.6 inches * 6 file folders per pack; 2 of each styleSee less
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Why shouldnt filing be fun? These brazen folders add wit, color, and honesty to organization. Included for free is...
(11/18/09) Why shouldnt filing be fun? These brazen folders add wit, color, and honesty to organization. Included for free is space for interior notation. Go forth and file! * 9.375 x 11.6 inches * 6 file folders per pack; 2 of each styleSee less
Intrigued by the idea of starting psychotherapy but deterred by its financial and emotional demands? Wish you sounded...
(11/18/09) Intrigued by the idea of starting psychotherapy but deterred by its financial and emotional demands? Wish you sounded just a little more evolved? Therapy Flashcards utilize humor, sensitivity, and classic learning techniques to make you codependent in no time. Learn by yourself or with a friend, and start calling dysfunction by its proper name! • Words and phrases used by actual therapists with their patients • The perfect gift for the insensitive narcissist • 5 x 7 inches, 60 cards per packageSee less
Price: $15.50 available at knockknock.biz
Why shouldn’t filing be fun? These utilitarian folders bring wit, color, and honesty to organization. Whether you...
(11/18/09) Why shouldn’t filing be fun? These utilitarian folders bring wit, color, and honesty to organization. Whether you specify your files for “useless documents” or to hide from a “nosy individual,” be bold and call papers what they really are. • A quintessential staple for home and office organization • Includes space for interior notation • 6 letter-sized folders per package, 2 of each styleSee less
Price: $9.00 available at perpetualkid.com
While everybody claims to have a shit list, there’s never been a way to turn the metaphor into reality—until now. Bring...
(11/18/09) While everybody claims to have a shit list, there’s never been a way to turn the metaphor into reality—until now. Bring the power of organization to your grudges, and find psychological well-being through the mere act of writing grievances down. * You know you have one—now do something about it! * 6 x 9 inches, 60 pages, 80-pound uncoated text stock with chipboard backing and adhesive bindingSee less
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(11/18/09) While everybody claims to have a shit list, there’s never been a way to turn the metaphor into reality—until now. Bring the power of organization to your grudges, and find psychological well-being through the mere act of writing grievances down. • The ideal gift for anyone who’s ever been upset with somebody • Say “You’re on my shit list” and mean it • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheetsSee less
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What’s the only thing more enjoyable than drinking wine? Analyzing wine! Many a connoisseur, however, takes it all too...
(11/18/09) What’s the only thing more enjoyable than drinking wine? Analyzing wine! Many a connoisseur, however, takes it all too seriously. Why not poke a bit of fun at the “oaky” and the “ripe” and call it like it is—all while getting the necessary information recorded? • A fantastic contribution to any wine lover’s collection • Fun for tasting parties • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheetsSee less
Price: $7.00 available at knockknock.biz
Our two-sided Totables organize your files—work and otherwise—with portable ease. Whether you’re underpaid and...
(11/18/09) Our two-sided Totables organize your files—work and otherwise—with portable ease. Whether you’re underpaid and overworked or overpaid and underworked, ferry your assorted papers between home and office with our stand-up-straight, crumple-free file totes and express your sly style while gently lampooning the hands that feed you. • The perfect accessory for the disgruntled worker • Streamline your overtime • 13 x 11.5 x 3.5 inches; accordion sides, die-cut handleSee less
Price: $21.00 available at knockknock.biz
Who doesn’t remember the hilarious fun of grading? With Report Card Magnets, you can evaluate colleagues (or yourself)...
(11/18/09) Who doesn’t remember the hilarious fun of grading? With Report Card Magnets, you can evaluate colleagues (or yourself) in real-life subjects such as avoiding work—over and over again with the breathtakingly modern innovation of dry-erase. If their (or your) work habits don’t improve, you can always exercise the power of the flunk! • A terrific gift for hard-working—or hardly working—friends • Subjects range from “Paper Shuffling” to “Rewriting To-Do List” • Magnet: 5 x 7 inches; dry-erase surface; pen with magnetic cap and eraserSee less
Price: $9.00 available at knockknock.biz
Most of us have far more than one individual in our lives who requires a blessing or a hex—hence the practicality of a...
(11/18/09) Most of us have far more than one individual in our lives who requires a blessing or a hex—hence the practicality of a multiple-sheet pad! Doodle and annotate your intentions, then watch your wishes come true. • A powerful gift for your friends • Stick it to someone—white pins for good, black for evil • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheetsSee less
In the digital age, the sheer volume of identifying words and numbers we’re called upon to remember is staggering. If a...
(11/18/09) In the digital age, the sheer volume of identifying words and numbers we’re called upon to remember is staggering. If a password corresponds to sensitive information, keep it to yourself—otherwise, write it down and free your brain for more useful things! • Keep track of multiple Internet identities without missing a keystroke • Combines smooth surfing and a clear mind • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheetsSee less
What relationship or collaboration wouldn’t benefit from a frank evaluation? Take formal criticism out of the workplace...
(11/18/09) What relationship or collaboration wouldn’t benefit from a frank evaluation? Take formal criticism out of the workplace and into the home—not only will friends and loved ones value your candor, they’ll know exactly how to improve for the future. • The ideal gift for all members of the middle-management elite • The best way to be passive-aggressive without being passive • 6 x 9 inches; 60 sheetsSee less
You can only get by on charm and snake oil for so long—eventually you have to get things done. Motivate yourself by...
(11/18/09) You can only get by on charm and snake oil for so long—eventually you have to get things done. Motivate yourself by having a little fun with it! Demonstrate and implement your work ethic with style—you’ll actually deserve your next promotion! (Mouse not included.) The bundle includes: • 5 Days a Week Mousepad: For keeping track of your busy week in the most convenient spot—right under your hand • To Do Pad: Organizes duties into tasks, errands, and correspondence • Utility Task Clips: Unites and identifies piles into Do, File, Send, and Read • Stuff/Docs/Bills File Folders: Brings wit, color, and honesty to organization You save exactly 15 percent!See less
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Work—what’s to like? Choices in office products have heretofore been limited to the ultra-serious and the saccharine...
(11/18/09) Work—what’s to like? Choices in office products have heretofore been limited to the ultra-serious and the saccharine rah-rah. Now there are tools to get the job done with just the right degree of disdain. You were too cool for school—now you’re too snark for work, and you’ve got the accessories to prove it. The bundle includes: • To Don’t Pad: Keeps track of what it is you’ll never do • Poopy Task Clips: Unites and identifies piles into Crap, Merde, Shit, and Caca • Crap File Folders: Why not call a spade a spade? You save exactly 15 percent!See less
Price: $21.25 available at knockknock.biz
Who doesn’t remember the hilarious fun of grading? With Report Card Magnets, you can evaluate loved ones (or yourself)...
(11/18/09) Who doesn’t remember the hilarious fun of grading? With Report Card Magnets, you can evaluate loved ones (or yourself) in real-life subjects such as cooking—over and over again with the breathtakingly modern innovation of dry-erase. If their (or your) cuisine doesn’t improve, you can always exercise the power of the flunk! • The perfect gift for the chefs in your life • Subjects range from “Recipe Deviation” to “Overall Tastiness” • Magnet: 5 x 7 inches; dry-erase surface; pen with magnetic cap and eraserSee less
Why shouldn't filing be fun? These utilitarian folders bring wit, color, and honesty to organization. Whether the...
(11/18/09) Why shouldn't filing be fun? These utilitarian folders bring wit, color, and honesty to organization. Whether the contents are simply dead trees or certain to become future landfill, be bold and call papers what they really are. This is a quintessential staple for home and office organization. Includes space for interior notation and 6 letter-sized folders per package, 2 of each style.See less
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Admit it—eight out of twenty things you jot down are notes to yourself, and rarely do these get organized. Start...
(11/18/09) Admit it—eight out of twenty things you jot down are notes to yourself, and rarely do these get organized. Start addressing yourself properly and facilitate correspondence with the person you know best! • Correspondence with someone you love • Who better than to give this to than yourself? • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheetsSee less
Why shouldn’t filing be fun? These utilitarian folders bring wit, color, and honesty to organization. Whether the...
(11/18/09) Why shouldn’t filing be fun? These utilitarian folders bring wit, color, and honesty to organization. Whether the contents are simply “dead trees” or certain to become “future landfill,” be bold and call papers what they really are. • A quintessential staple for home and office organization • Includes space for interior notation • 6 letter-sized folders per package, 2 of each styleSee less
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