See this at: target.com| Added on 12/01/09

Shop for Buzz Bee Mini Marshmallow Blaster at Target. Find Toys And Games such as All Outdoor Play, 10-12 Action Figures + Toys, 10-12 Boys' Shop by Price, 10-12 Outdoor Toys, 8-9 Action Figures + Toys, 8-9 All Toys, 8-9 Boys' Shop by... See more

Shop for Buzz Bee Mini Marshmallow Blaster at Target. Find Toys And Games such as All Outdoor Play, 10-12 Action Figures + Toys, 10-12 Boys' Shop by Price, 10-12 Outdoor Toys, 8-9 Action Figures + Toys, 8-9 All Toys, 8-9 Boys' Shop by Price, 8-9 Girls' Shop by Price, 8-9 Outdoor Toys, All Action Figures + Toys, Outdoor Activity + Movement Toys. See less

Highlights: $9.99

See this at: lipstickprophets.com| Added on 10/25/08

Fuck Off Bootie Shorts

Fuck Off Bootie Shorts See less

Highlights: $25.00

See this at: lipstickprophets.com| Added on 02/18/09

Green & Pink Fuck Off Hoodie

Green & Pink Fuck Off Hoodie See less

Highlights: $62.00

See this at: perpetualkid.com| Added on 11/25/09

ZING! launch your lunch Everyone knows you shouldn’t play with your food. But hey - sometimes you have to defend your dinner! Now there’s a new weapon in your homeland security arsenal - load up a particularly mushy pea or corn niblet, aim, pull back... See more

ZING! launch your lunch Everyone knows you shouldn’t play with your food. But hey - sometimes you have to defend your dinner! Now there’s a new weapon in your homeland security arsenal - load up a particularly mushy pea or corn niblet, aim, pull back the spring-loaded handle, and watch your food take flight. ZING! It’s WAY more fun than a war of words. Available in Red. See less

Highlights: $8.99

See this at: perpetualkid.com| Added on 11/22/09

Don't get mad… get ANGRY! Let's face it, we all have too many keys on our keychain, keys to the house, keys to the storage unit, keys to the office, car keys… where does it end? Help cut down the time it takes sort through your keys with our Hello... See more

Don't get mad… get ANGRY! Let's face it, we all have too many keys on our keychain, keys to the house, keys to the storage unit, keys to the office, car keys… where does it end? Help cut down the time it takes sort through your keys with our Hello Kitty Angry Kitty Key Cap! Just look for her cute little pirate themed bow and you'll know you have the correct key! Our Hello Kitty Angry Kitty Key Caps measures 1.25 inches tall x 1.25 inches wide and fits most standard size keys. See less

Highlights: $4.99

See this at: knockknock.biz| Added on 11/21/09

Even the saintliest among us get pissed off sometimes—what better way to express our peeves to loved ones than with multiple-choice checkboxes? From “Tailgating” to “Breathing,” let there be no mistake about your annoyances. * Who wouldn’t want to... See more

Even the saintliest among us get pissed off sometimes—what better way to express our peeves to loved ones than with multiple-choice checkboxes? From “Tailgating” to “Breathing,” let there be no mistake about your annoyances. * Who wouldn’t want to know why they bother you? * Check off single items or entire groups of behaviors—196 to choose from * 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets See less

Highlights: $7.50

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/14/09

Beware of damp Mogwai hungry after midnight Gremlins has always been one of our favorite movies here at ThinkGeek (please forget the sequels). Cute little Gizmo just seemed like the perfect pet even considering his ability to spawn a slew of deadly... See more

Beware of damp Mogwai hungry after midnight Gremlins has always been one of our favorite movies here at ThinkGeek (please forget the sequels). Cute little Gizmo just seemed like the perfect pet even considering his ability to spawn a slew of deadly dopplegangers from a few drops of water. We assume Mogwai must be pretty smelly however as they are never able to take a bath. Plus the mysteries of Mogwai procreation seem nonsensical as we can't seem to understand how more cute cuddly creatures like Gizmo would survive long considering his evil siblings. Now you can take your own cuddly plush Singing Gizmo home with you. He's a little smaller than life-size and looking a bit mischievous. Shake him and he sings the soothing song of the Mogwai while slowly rocking back and forth. Please don't get him wet, expose him to bright lights or feed him after midnight. We can't be responsible for the consequences. See less

Highlights: $22.99

See this at: knives4wholesale.com| Added on 06/18/09

This High Quality Lipstick Knife Looks And Feels Just Like A Tube Of Lipstick. Concealed Inside Is A RAZOR SHARP 440 Stainless Steel Blade In Plain And Serrated Edge. Just Twist The Tube And Blade Winds It's Way In And Out Of Handle! Only Available... See more

This High Quality Lipstick Knife Looks And Feels Just Like A Tube Of Lipstick. Concealed Inside Is A RAZOR SHARP 440 Stainless Steel Blade In Plain And Serrated Edge. Just Twist The Tube And Blade Winds It's Way In And Out Of Handle! Only Available In Plain Edge. Serrated Shown In Photo. Other Websites: $9.99 See less

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See this at: save-on-crafts.com| Added on 06/11/09

Glowbys and Swarovski Crystals Tresses The Glowbys are illuminated thin fiberoptic strands attached to the hair to create many brilliant stars of light (50-60 fibers per Glowby, with the longest fibers 15" long). A small barrette houses two small... See more

Glowbys and Swarovski Crystals Tresses The Glowbys are illuminated thin fiberoptic strands attached to the hair to create many brilliant stars of light (50-60 fibers per Glowby, with the longest fibers 15" long). A small barrette houses two small batteries and a light source, which lights up the ends of the fibers. The are reusable - you can wear them again and again. Available in rainbow (changes colors), white, red, pink, green, blue and violet. Swarovski Crystals Tresses make your hair sparkle with elegant, invisible strands of genuine Swarovski crystals. Held firmly in the hair by two small magnets, easy to attach and remove. Available in diamond, pink and sapphire blue. See less

Highlights: lluminated Fiberoptic Lights! Glowbys Rainbow - Green Red Blue Violet $4.79 each / 12 for $3.99 each 40099901534Retail: $7.99Price : $4.79, 12/$47.88 Illuminated Fiberoptic Lights Glowbys White $4.79 each / 12 for $3.99 each 40099901546Retail: $7.99Price : $4.79, 12/$47.88 Illuminated...

See this at: lumigram.com| Added on 05/19/09

Luminous Fiber Optics Top An amazing piece of clothe, that will light up your nights and make you shine ! The LumiTop produces a beautiful and dazzling luminous effect in darkness... Technical Specs: Powered by 1.5V AAA and CR1620 replaceable... See more

Luminous Fiber Optics Top An amazing piece of clothe, that will light up your nights and make you shine ! The LumiTop produces a beautiful and dazzling luminous effect in darkness... Technical Specs: Powered by 1.5V AAA and CR1620 replaceable batteries (included), which will light the top for more than 12 hours. The 1.5V replaceable batteries can be replaced by standard 1.2V AAA rechargeable batteries (not included). A small switch on the battery box allows to light the fiber on/off. LEDs lifespan: more than 50 000 hrs Handling: Please refer to the handling instructions provided in our F.A.Q. Sizes: see the size chart here (bottom of the page) See less

See this at: fredflare.com| Added on 04/28/09

So maybe you haven’t found your Prince Charming yet. You know what they say… ya gotta kiss a bunch of toads before Mr. Right comes along. Get some practice w/ this funny kit! Just add water & watch as the frog turns into a prince. Add more & see your... See more

So maybe you haven’t found your Prince Charming yet. You know what they say… ya gotta kiss a bunch of toads before Mr. Right comes along. Get some practice w/ this funny kit! Just add water & watch as the frog turns into a prince. Add more & see your prince triple in size over 72hrs. Click here for our new fred blog. See less

Highlights: $6

See this at: etsy.com| Added on 04/15/09

The simplest way to get your feelings across. A set of eight laminated, business card sized note that you can slip on their windshield as a thank-you for parking like a dick. The lamination helps them withstand weather and rage. Approx 2x3.5 inches,... See more

The simplest way to get your feelings across. A set of eight laminated, business card sized note that you can slip on their windshield as a thank-you for parking like a dick. The lamination helps them withstand weather and rage. Approx 2x3.5 inches, printed on coated white stock and laminated on both sides. All eight come in the design shown. See less

Highlights: $ 7.00

See this at: momastore.org| Added on 05/20/09

This fun key ring has a realistic-looking doughnut attached to it, which is made from elastic PU material to recreate the texture.

This fun key ring has a realistic-looking doughnut attached to it, which is made from elastic PU material to recreate the texture. See less

Highlights: $12.00 $10.80 Members

See this at: etsy.com| Added on 04/15/09

Never have that snappy remark available at just the right moment? Don't suffer delayed comeback again! This set of eight mini notes (2 of each design shown) are perfect for those times in your life when assholery is simply unavoidable. Put it on... See more

Never have that snappy remark available at just the right moment? Don't suffer delayed comeback again! This set of eight mini notes (2 of each design shown) are perfect for those times in your life when assholery is simply unavoidable. Put it on their windshield, desk, or even drop it on their lap. The note will do the talking for you! No no, don't thank me, I'm just doing my job. Notes cards measure approx 2 x 3.5 inches and are printed on coated white stock and then laminated on both sides for durability in the face of someone trying to tear them up. If you would like a custom set of notes, just check out the mini notes section of the shop where there are U-PICK sets. If you woudl like more notes than you see here, just contact me first and I can make you a custom listing. Please note that all text and images are copyright to ScotiaMade. Please do not use any images or text from this shop without my permission. thanks :) See less

Highlights: $ 7.00

See this at: perpetualkid.com| Added on 03/22/09

Have you been looking for a new knife block for your kitchen? The Voodoo Knife Set is fun, functional and stylish. Your future suitors will get the "point". You are not someone to be messed with! It's the perfect complement to our ever popular Voodoo... See more

Have you been looking for a new knife block for your kitchen? The Voodoo Knife Set is fun, functional and stylish. Your future suitors will get the "point". You are not someone to be messed with! It's the perfect complement to our ever popular Voodoo Toothpick Holder! * Unique ABS Plastic Artistic Holder * Innovative Knife Suspension System * Individual Protective Knife Sleeves * Heavy Gauge Durable Stainless Steel Blades and Hollow Handles * Razor Sharp Precision Cutting Blades * Magnetized Slots to Secure Knifes in Holder * 25 Year Manufacturer Warranty Stainless Steel Knives Included: * 8-inch Chef Knife * 8-inch Bread Knife * 8-inch carver * 5-inch utility knife * 3.5-inch paring knife Measures 14.6" tall x 8" wide x 12" deep See less

Highlights: $59.99

See this at: kidrobot.com| Added on 03/21/09

Give peace a chance with the first miniseries by Mr. Shane Jessup and Kidrobot. The Things that Hurt zipper pulls are a blindbox series that redefines the notion of pain. Put the hurt on your hoodie or bag and pick up a pull for just $2.95 This item... See more

Give peace a chance with the first miniseries by Mr. Shane Jessup and Kidrobot. The Things that Hurt zipper pulls are a blindbox series that redefines the notion of pain. Put the hurt on your hoodie or bag and pick up a pull for just $2.95 This item is sold in individual blind boxes for $2.95 each. To purchase an entire case of 25 blind boxes, add a single Zipper Pull to your cart, then change the quantity to 25. See less

Highlights: $2.95

See this at: keyboardforblondes.c...| Added on 03/12/09

Welcome to www.keyboardforblondes.com.. We are proud to present you, our new fashion pink keyboard - keyboard for blondes, also known as blonde board. This is the last word in blonde jokes, but also a practical functional gift for all occasions and... See more

Welcome to www.keyboardforblondes.com.. We are proud to present you, our new fashion pink keyboard - keyboard for blondes, also known as blonde board. This is the last word in blonde jokes, but also a practical functional gift for all occasions and all ages. Our keyboard is designed for fun people who realize that being blonde is not just your hair color. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, men and women all of us have or had a blond moment or moments in our life. Blonde moment doesn?t discriminate. This latest computer accessory is a fun present and the best new gift around. At first glance, you may think the only thing different is its color bright bubble gum pink ?but once you get closer, you notice that the keys are different. The keys you usually use are still there, while those keys you hardly touch have had fun make-over. Useless keys replace the very top row of F1, F2, F3, etc. keys. The space bar is now called the big one, I need my space key. And so so many more fun keys and... See less

See this at: jamespiatt.com| Added on 02/16/09

PeaceKeeper handbag

PeaceKeeper handbag See less

See this at: store.dinosaurcorpor...| Added on 03/06/09

T-rex Dinosaur. Dinosaur replica! Museum quality dinosaur giant T-rex model to fit your dinosaur room. Size 27" x 20" x 18" Shipped by UPS ground only! Flat fee $8.95 Out Of Stock

T-rex Dinosaur. Dinosaur replica! Museum quality dinosaur giant T-rex model to fit your dinosaur room. Size 27" x 20" x 18" Shipped by UPS ground only! Flat fee $8.95 Out Of Stock See less

Highlights: Sale Price: $29.95

See this at: wetseal.com| Added on 02/19/09

Say all you can say with out actually saying it with this tee. Featuring a multi colored screen print that says "EFF YOU CEE KAY ohh eff eff" on the front with a crew neck and short sleeves. * 100% Cotton * Machine wash * Imported

Say all you can say with out actually saying it with this tee. Featuring a multi colored screen print that says "EFF YOU CEE KAY ohh eff eff" on the front with a crew neck and short sleeves. * 100% Cotton * Machine wash * Imported See less

Highlights: EFF YOU CEE KAY Tee $14.50 Style: 40750293

See this at: lunchbox.com| Added on 02/18/09

If you want a lunchbox to make a point, then the Baby Doll ones is for you. The ultimate femme fatale fashion accessory. Designed by Niagara for the Los Angeles based mixed-media art gallery La-La Land, the Baby Doll Lunch Box sends a message with... See more

If you want a lunchbox to make a point, then the Baby Doll ones is for you. The ultimate femme fatale fashion accessory. Designed by Niagara for the Los Angeles based mixed-media art gallery La-La Land, the Baby Doll Lunch Box sends a message with two semi-automatics. Red and black. Click on inset to see an image of the backside. Measures about 8" wide, 7" tall, and 3.75" deep. Shipping Weight: 2 lbs. See less

Highlights: Price: $14.50

See this at: alienskin.co.uk| Added on 02/18/09

Wicked utility belt with velcro fastening, strong and durable fabric and loads of pockets. Great for clubbing or festivals, handbags will be a thing of the past!! It has 3 large pockets, d-rings and adjustable velcro fastenings. Machine wash at 40... See more

Wicked utility belt with velcro fastening, strong and durable fabric and loads of pockets. Great for clubbing or festivals, handbags will be a thing of the past!! It has 3 large pockets, d-rings and adjustable velcro fastenings. Machine wash at 40 degrees, tumble dry on medium. See less

Highlights: utility belt [cyberspirit22] From £25.00

See this at: strapya-world.com| Added on 02/18/09

Gizmodo Loved Bubble our Wrap Finger Feast Toy! the pocket device simulates the feel of popping bubble wrap while using a tiny speaker to make that ever so satisfying popping noise. What bubble wrap aficionados will find disturbing, however, is that... See more

Gizmodo Loved Bubble our Wrap Finger Feast Toy! the pocket device simulates the feel of popping bubble wrap while using a tiny speaker to make that ever so satisfying popping noise. What bubble wrap aficionados will find disturbing, however, is that every 100 pops bestows the user with a fart, barking dog, door chime or sexy voice. Sexy voice? How does smut find its way into even the most harmless devices? See less

Highlights: 750 JPY (8.24 USD)

See this at: stupidiotic.com| Added on 02/10/09

The F Word is powerful and versatile–it's a noun, it's a verb, it's an adjective–it can do fucking anything! Maybe that's why it's so fucking popular. If you want to write some powerful fucking poetry or maybe just vent some fucking steam, you'll... See more

The F Word is powerful and versatile–it's a noun, it's a verb, it's an adjective–it can do fucking anything! Maybe that's why it's so fucking popular. If you want to write some powerful fucking poetry or maybe just vent some fucking steam, you'll find the fucking words you need in this fucking kit. Other versions available HERE. There is also a convenient desktop Magnetic Poetry stand available HERE. Fuck off fucking fuckers. See less

See this at: nottagedesign.com| Added on 02/06/09

The G-1™ is like no other pool table. It’s a fusion of modern styling and new technology; featuring a transparent playing area with glass top and patented resin playing surface. Ultra modern frame with integrated ball return. Plays just like a... See more

The G-1™ is like no other pool table. It’s a fusion of modern styling and new technology; featuring a transparent playing area with glass top and patented resin playing surface. Ultra modern frame with integrated ball return. Plays just like a regular table… with more style. The future is here. The playing surface and glass top: G-1™ incorporates 2 exciting technological developments: 1. The patented transparent Vitrik™ playing surface replaces the traditional felt surface 2. Toughened glass replaces the traditional slate bed. Vitrik™ playing surface: 1. Is Transparent 2. Replicates the rolling resistance of a traditional felt playing surface. 3. Creates a stunning ‘floating on air’ effect as balls glide smoothly and quietly. 4. Retains the same roll characteristics over its entire lifetime. 1. Transparent 2. 15mm thick 3. Toughened so it’s 4 – 6 times stronger than standard glass 4. Features a beautiful exposed polished edge The frame: 1. All new design 2. Modern, lightweight and open... See less

See this at: etsy.com| Added on 02/10/09

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! This cute bacon and eggs key chain is hand sewn from soft felt, and the egg is slightly stuffed.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! This cute bacon and eggs key chain is hand sewn from soft felt, and the egg is slightly stuffed. See less

Highlights: $ 6.00

See this at: unicahome.com| Added on 02/11/09

say hello to tengu! tengu is a USB-powered character that lights up and lip-syncs to music, or your voice, or whatever noise happens to be around at the time. tengu has different facial expressions that you can match to different music. when there's... See more

say hello to tengu! tengu is a USB-powered character that lights up and lip-syncs to music, or your voice, or whatever noise happens to be around at the time. tengu has different facial expressions that you can match to different music. when there's no sound he'll simply fall asleep, as soon as he detects some noise he'll wake up again. tengu is a fun little character who guarantees to raise a smile as he mimes along to your favorite songs. tengu is a stand-alone device that does not require any additional software on the host computer. to change tengu’s facial expressions you just need to blow on his face for a second (his face will change automatically if he hears a lot of loud music). tengu responds to sound level and with the right music he magically synchs with the singer. tengu trivia - a tengu is a character from japanese folklore that plays tricks on people and generally gets up to mischief. the name was chosen by the designer crispin jones, who explains, "the early prototypes... See less

Highlights: $35.00

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 03/20/09

A victim of a tragic drinking incident Stan was happy and completely oblivious to the dangerous conditions. There were heavy drinks being hoisted and lowered all around him, yet he always felt perfectly safe. Then Stan got splatted by a giant pint.... See more

A victim of a tragic drinking incident Stan was happy and completely oblivious to the dangerous conditions. There were heavy drinks being hoisted and lowered all around him, yet he always felt perfectly safe. Then Stan got splatted by a giant pint. Now the only thing he can do is protect your table top from tea and coffee stains. He was never the smartest fellow but now he's a clever coaster for your mugs and glasses. Designed by SUCK UK, he's related to Dead Fred, so he is no stranger to tragedy. See less

Highlights: $9.99