See this at: urbanoutfitters.com| Added on 11/23/09

Cleverly disguised like an ornament, this coated stainless steel flask is here to make the holidays a little brighter (or maybe foggier).

Cleverly disguised like an ornament, this coated stainless steel flask is here to make the holidays a little brighter (or maybe foggier). See less

Highlights: $24.00

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/18/09

The Chopsticks of the Future are Here Today! Food and gadgets go hand in hand (don't believe us, just stay up 24 and watch infomercials!) And yet, one of the simplest eating gadgets is also one of the oldest:the chopstick! Chopsticks were invented... See more

The Chopsticks of the Future are Here Today! Food and gadgets go hand in hand (don't believe us, just stay up 24 and watch infomercials!) And yet, one of the simplest eating gadgets is also one of the oldest:the chopstick! Chopsticks were invented 3,000 - 5,000 years ago (of course, scientists differ in deciding on an exact date) and are used all over the world. And now we've found a way to make chopsticks even geekier: make them collapsible! Just like a professional pool cue, these tools of eating wonder are made in parts. The stainless steel upper section is hollow. Pop the top off and slide the white ash lower section out. The wooden tip screws into the upper section using all brass hardware. And now you are ready to eat. When you are all done, wash the chopsticks, collapse them, and store them in the included weather resistant nylon pouch. You can even wear the pouch around your neck to show how much of a geek you are. Oh, and we're told by one of our shadowy friends that the... See less

See this at: knockknock.biz| Added on 11/18/09

An essential tool for both seasoned procrastinators and those still mastering the art of slacking off, 365 Days of Procrastination is the ultimate guide to reducing efficiency. From instructive anecdotes to helpful tips to insightful quotations (not... See more

An essential tool for both seasoned procrastinators and those still mastering the art of slacking off, 365 Days of Procrastination is the ultimate guide to reducing efficiency. From instructive anecdotes to helpful tips to insightful quotations (not to mention the all-important “to don’t” list), this daily calendar has everything you need to start putting things off—tomorrow! * A complete waste of time in and of itself! * The perfect gift for lollygaggers and Type-A’s alike! * 6 x 9 x 1 1/4 inches; 316 pages; manufactured by Chronicle Books See less

Highlights: $13.99

See this at: knockknock.biz| Added on 11/14/09

Drinking alone is no fun. Let someone know you require that they be your partner in inebriation, whether for debauched conversation, post-beverage sex, or simply because God invented the blender. * A hilarious present for your favorite drinking... See more

Drinking alone is no fun. Let someone know you require that they be your partner in inebriation, whether for debauched conversation, post-beverage sex, or simply because God invented the blender. * A hilarious present for your favorite drinking buddies * Throw three—or seven—sheets to the wind * 6 x 9 inches; 60 sheets See less

Highlights: $7.50

See this at: knockknock.biz| Added on 11/14/09

Are you punctual, productive, and conscientious? Now there’s help. Because work expands to fit the time available, it’s never been easier to do the minimum amount of work in the maximum amount of time. Whether you’re naturally organized, cursed with... See more

Are you punctual, productive, and conscientious? Now there’s help. Because work expands to fit the time available, it’s never been easier to do the minimum amount of work in the maximum amount of time. Whether you’re naturally organized, cursed with achievement, or simply obsessive-compulsive, we’ll show you how to stop performing and start procrastinating today. Or tomorrow. * First-rate advice for overambitious type-A's * Part of the acclaimed and proven-to-work Self-Hurt Series * Hardcover; 4.875 x 7.175 inches; 192 pages; full-color throughout See less

Highlights: $9.95 Sale $4.98

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See this at: freepeople.com| Added on 08/28/09

Stretch knit tube top with shelf bra inside. Banded neck and backline.

Stretch knit tube top with shelf bra inside. Banded neck and backline. See less

Highlights: $88.00

See this at: stupidiotic.com| Added on 07/07/09

This 12V portable oven and pizzeria plugs right into your dashboard. High and low settings for cooking and warming. Unique heating elements cook from top to bottom. Built-in fold out carry handle. Easy to clean and maintain. Fine freeway dining.

This 12V portable oven and pizzeria plugs right into your dashboard. High and low settings for cooking and warming. Unique heating elements cook from top to bottom. Built-in fold out carry handle. Easy to clean and maintain. Fine freeway dining. See less

Highlights: Porta-Pizza Oven $36.00

See this at: macys.com| Added on 06/05/09

Sleek and sophisticated, this retro, glam-inspired one-piece swimsuit wows.

Sleek and sophisticated, this retro, glam-inspired one-piece swimsuit wows. See less

Highlights: $100.00