Face it -- there are so many opportunities in your life for this shirt. We made it just for you, because we feel your...
(12/25/10) Face it -- there are so many opportunities in your life for this shirt. We made it just for you, because we feel your pain, your need to cry out, "DO NOT WANT!" to so many things. Do Not Want is part of our tribute to LOLCats. (And Backstroke of the West... you didn't think we'd forget the origin, did you? Especially if it had to do with Star Wars. Clearly you underestimate us, young Padawan.) Maybe you should get a small for your cat. Cause you know that'd be your cat's sentiment if you tried to make the cat wear it.... We predict that wearing your Do Not Want shirt will come in handy in everyday situations. Salmonella? Do Not Want. Jury summons? Do Not Want. Screaming baby in the seat next to you on the airplane? Do Not Want. Soda on your keyboard? Do Not Want! This charcoal gray t-shirt are made by serious cat with 100% serious thread. We mean cotton. 100% cotton. No idea how serious cat snuck in there. Srsly. White "Do Not Want!" printed in Impact font (or possibly Impactesque...See less
$15.99 - $17.99 available at thinkgeek.com
So you're wandering along in your little world, minding your own sidescrolling business, when you come upon a box. Not...
(12/25/10) So you're wandering along in your little world, minding your own sidescrolling business, when you come upon a box. Not just any box. A mystery box. (That's the best kind of box.) We'll call this box the Question Mark Block. What could be in store for you? Gold Coins? Super Mushrooms? Fire Flowers? There's only one way to find out. You've got to hit it. Would you? Let me hear a resounding, "I'd Hit That!" We promise we won't tell if you don't. A Question Mark Block with the words "I'd Hit That" beneath adorns this brown, 100% cotton t-shirt. The shirt is softer than our standard shirts and slightly tighter-fitting than indicated on our Sizing Info tab.See less
$18.99 - $19.99 available at thinkgeek.com
If you're dying of a disease nobody can figure out, Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital is the number one fictional...
(12/25/10) If you're dying of a disease nobody can figure out, Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital is the number one fictional hospital to check yourself into, but if you want any bedside manner, you better pray that it turns out to be cancer.See less
$17.99 - $18.99 available at thinkgeek.com
Humans. We do stupid things. It's really amazing that we're still around as a species. It's only because we're so darn...
(12/25/10) Humans. We do stupid things. It's really amazing that we're still around as a species. It's only because we're so darn prolific that any of us are left at all. And the ones who are left are insufferable. Present company excepted, of course. It's true. Haven't you thought, at least once, when mired in an endless project, "This would be easier if there weren't any humans involved?" Yeah. Us, too. Let's face it. Humans just suck. And ain't nothin' we can do about it. "Humans suck." printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.See less
I iz rest here 'til then.
(08/05/08) I iz rest here 'til then.See less
$20.95 available at noisebot.com
I iz deelish.
(08/05/08) I iz deelish.See less
Mathlete - Look sporty and smart at the same time with this gear. Make the ol' high school jocks jealous.
(08/05/08) Mathlete - Look sporty and smart at the same time with this gear. Make the ol' high school jocks jealous.See less
$23.99 available at flippinsweetgear.com
Geek T-Shirts, Gamer T-Shirts, Tees for Gamers and Geeks
(08/05/08) Geek T-Shirts, Gamer T-Shirts, Tees for Gamers and GeeksSee less
$26.99 available at flippinsweetgear.com
This is our authentic original Geek in Greek lettering design that was worn by "Sexiest Geek of 2006" Kari Byron on...
(08/05/08) This is our authentic original Geek in Greek lettering design that was worn by "Sexiest Geek of 2006" Kari Byron on Mythbusters. We love you Kari!See less
Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage...
(08/05/08) Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. Revenge of the Nerds!See less
Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! Design feature a vintage worn look.
(08/05/08) Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! Design feature a vintage worn look.See less
Fit: Standard Not too tight, not too loose. Fabric Thickness: Get back to basics with the Value T-Shirt. Enjoy a great...
(08/05/08) Fit: Standard Not too tight, not too loose. Fabric Thickness: Get back to basics with the Value T-Shirt. Enjoy a great look and fit at a reasonable price. The Value T is made of cool, midweight 100% cotton and is perfect for casual summer days. * Midweight 100% cotton * Standard fitSee less
$16.99 available at flippinsweetgear.com
Funny t-shirt gag gifts. Great for revenge or just for a funny joke.
(08/05/08) Funny t-shirt gag gifts. Great for revenge or just for a funny joke.See less
Price: $15.89 available at prankplace.com
* Be sure to select your size and color below, the choices above are for previewing your T-shirt only! * ** NOT ALL...
(08/05/08) * Be sure to select your size and color below, the choices above are for previewing your T-shirt only! * ** NOT ALL SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE IN 2XL, 3XL and 4XL. Please refer to shirts below to see if the size you want is available in the type of shirt you would like **See less
Your Price $15.99 available at roadkilltshirts.com
This shirt has definite star power.
(08/05/08) This shirt has definite star power.See less
$18.99 available at bustedtees.com
This shirt is very coup.
(08/05/08) This shirt is very coup.See less
$9.99 available at bustedtees.com
A 20-sided die is called an Icosahedron. You try making a pun out of that though.
(08/05/08) A 20-sided die is called an Icosahedron. You try making a pun out of that though.See less
Because "blow me and then put another cartridge on top of me once I'm in the NES" wouldn't fit.
(08/05/08) Because "blow me and then put another cartridge on top of me once I'm in the NES" wouldn't fit.See less
We Will Rock You T-Shirt by Snorg Tees. It's a little known fact that Mount Rushmore was the inspiration for the song...
(08/04/08) We Will Rock You T-Shirt by Snorg Tees. It's a little known fact that Mount Rushmore was the inspiration for the song itself. Mens and womens sizes available. Check out our full catalog for tons of other funny t-shirts.See less
$17.95 available at snorgtees.com
With a Shirt Like This, Who Needs Pants T-Shirt by SnorgTees. Men's and women's sizes available. Check out our full...
(08/04/08) With a Shirt Like This, Who Needs Pants T-Shirt by SnorgTees. Men's and women's sizes available. Check out our full catalog for tons of other funny t-shirts.See less
You don't get to start work on pottery until you are a black belt.
(08/04/08) You don't get to start work on pottery until you are a black belt.See less
Hacker Wear - Social Engineering T-Shirt : Social Engineering refers to the process of actually hacking people instead...
(08/03/08) Hacker Wear - Social Engineering T-Shirt : Social Engineering refers to the process of actually hacking people instead of machines. How can you hack a person? You can often save loads of time by simply asking for the information you want (ie. passwords, access, etc), rather than hacking in via a computer. In many cases, they wont even bat an eyelash before giving you a router password. So stop staring at the giant padlock and just ask for the combination...See less
Price: $15.95 available at jinx.com
ZOMG, the yarn pirate may be the totally mostest feared pirate of all time, ever. If you see this flag fluttering atop...
(08/03/08) ZOMG, the yarn pirate may be the totally mostest feared pirate of all time, ever. If you see this flag fluttering atop an incoming ship, our advice would be to immediately cast yourselves overboard and prepare to beg for your life.See less
To squelch any questions from the laymen of the sea, scurvy was a common disease among pirates brought about by lack of...
(08/03/08) To squelch any questions from the laymen of the sea, scurvy was a common disease among pirates brought about by lack of Vitamin C. Now Piracy, that's what they did when they weren't sick having scurvy. The Internet has brought about a new form of piracy, but this time, no need to eat limes and oranges to stay healthy, just give yourself a steady diet of tasty mp3's and movies.See less
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