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    Dog and Cat Pencil Sharpeners

    Definitely not a gift for a card-carrying PETA member since you have to stick a pencil up the bum of these pets to get...

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    available at lazyboneuk.com

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    Dirt Cologne

    A dirty cologne for that dirty friend of yours. You won't name names, of course. $10

    available at demeterfragrance.com

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  • Beer Box Cowboy Hat
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    Beer Box Cowboy Hat

    Now this is recycling at its finest. Don't just wear your love for Coors Light on your sleeve, wear it on your head! For...

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    $29.99 available at after5catalog.com

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  • Yoda Santa
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    Yoda Santa

    What could possibly be more hilarious than a papier-mâché Yoda dressed up in a Santa suit ($32)? Exactly—nothing....

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    available at thewirelesscatalog.com

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  • Swarovksi-Encrusted...
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    Swarovksi-Encrusted Mercedes Benz...

    Meet the million dollar car—Garson / D.A.D's crystal-encrusted Mercedes-Benz SL600. 300,000 Swarovski crystals are...

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    available at garson-usa.com

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    Nespresso Crystal Edition Coffee...

    Just in case the coffee lover in your life needs even more help waking up than a strong cup of espresso, we present you...

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    available at goldstriker.co.uk

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  • Harry Winston Ruby...
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    Harry Winston Ruby Slippers

    If there really is no place like home, why not celebrate that fact by telling your favorite femme to close her eyes, tap...

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    $3 Million available at harrywinston.com

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    Limited Edition Joy Baccarat Pure...

    Never mind that there are only 50 limited-edition inscribed Baccarat Pure Parfum bottles created each year for Jean...

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    Price: $900.00 available at bergdorfgoodman.com

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    Algonquin Round Table Experience

    Allow someone to indulge her inner Dorothy Parker with the gift of an Algonquin Round Table experience. For $200,000...

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    Price $200,000.00* available at neimanmarcus.com

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  • Chopard Blue Diamond Ring
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    Chopard Blue Diamond Ring

    Why should trees and mantles get all the fun decorations?! A holiday season wouldn't be complete without a fabulous...

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    available at chopard.com

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  • Go Light On My Lips Gloss
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    Go Light On My Lips Gloss

    Bring on the bling with these custom Swarovski crystal-encrusted lip glosses. Custom order in the color and design you...

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    available at golightonmylips.com

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    Swarovski Crystal Encrusted Toilet

    Well, now, who wouldn't want to do their business while seated on a $75,000 Swarovski crystal-encrusted commode. The...

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    available at jemalwright.com

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    Corioliss C2 Crystal Hair...

    What do you get the well-coiffed woman who has everything? A Swarovski-crystal-studded styling iron, of course. The cost...

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    available at ukhairdressers.com

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  • Cor Soap  by Plank
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    Cor Soap by Plank

    What makes a bar of soap worthy of a $125 price tag? According to the makers of this designer disk, a combo of...

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    Our Price: $125.00 available at beautysak.com

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  • Diamond Edition Chess Set
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    Diamond Edition Chess Set

    You'd best consider your position and make your move wisely if you even think about gifting this chess set. Made by...

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    available at goldstriker.co.uk

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    Life Size Camarasaurus Dinosaur...

    Garden gnomes are cute and everything, but what people really need are life-sized dinosaurs in their yards. Yes, folks,...

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    £28,999.00 Free Delivery available at drinkstuff.com

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    Clive Christian Imperial Majesty...

    The world's most expensive perfume, the Imperial Majesty, is throned in a hand-crafted Baccarat crystal bottle with a...

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    available at clive.com

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    "Audrey" Stiletto Bathtub

    It's a stiletto! It's a tub! No, it's both! Talk about the perfect gift for the shoe connoisseur. $17,000 - $27,000

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  • Jeweled Skin Caviar Luxe...
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    Jeweled Skin Caviar Luxe Cream

    As visually powerful and luxurious as the formula inside, La Prairie's Jeweled Skin Caviar Luxe Cream includes 1.7...

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    available at neimanmarcus.com

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