(noun; a sometimes adverb)
23 year old charming eccentric. Prone to bouts of CAPSLOCKS and random exclamations. A fan of both cake and pie and is most valiantly holding out against the inevitable diabetes. Frequently threatens to quit current lifestyle (college graduate) and become something impressive, like a wandering pokemon trainer or a time traveling conman.
I'm an Elvis kind of dude who likes living vicariously through movies, wearing scarves &/or fake mustaches, cooking delicious foodstuff, fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, rocking out to theme songs, and watching reruns of Star Trek and I Love Lucy.
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hicox @ twitter
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