See this at: turdtape.com| Added on 10/31/09

Well your problems are solved, introducing the Turd Tape the perfect gag gift for you, your friends, or family members that think poopin is just as funny as you doo. The Turd Tape is the perfect reference for measuring how big your Turd really is. So... See more

Well your problems are solved, introducing the Turd Tape the perfect gag gift for you, your friends, or family members that think poopin is just as funny as you doo. The Turd Tape is the perfect reference for measuring how big your Turd really is. So class up your ass with Turd Tape... See less

See this at: jamespiatt.com| Added on 09/30/09

In an age when it is difficult to avoid terror take charge of the streets and look fashionable with a PeaceKeeper™ handbag. This handbag is now manufactured with a soft polyurethane handle. Allow 5 to 7 days for delivery.

In an age when it is difficult to avoid terror take charge of the streets and look fashionable with a PeaceKeeper™ handbag. This handbag is now manufactured with a soft polyurethane handle. Allow 5 to 7 days for delivery. See less

See this at: firebox.com| Added on 09/20/09

High five! My name a Borat. Now to please make sexy time with one piece bathing suit as seen in my 2006 hit movie-film, Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Great success!

High five! My name a Borat. Now to please make sexy time with one piece bathing suit as seen in my 2006 hit movie-film, Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Great success! See less

Highlights: £8.95

See this at: eatmedaily.com| Added on 07/24/09

I was at the mall a few days ago and in the clearance bin at an accessories store I saw Cheez-It flavored lip balm. Are there words to describe this? Are there people in the world who actually want their mouths to smell and taste like processed... See more

I was at the mall a few days ago and in the clearance bin at an accessories store I saw Cheez-It flavored lip balm. Are there words to describe this? Are there people in the world who actually want their mouths to smell and taste like processed cheese crackers? Of course I bought it. It tastes oddly sweet, almost like breakfast cereal — think Froot Loops, with an aftertaste of buttery cracker and a hint of faux cheddar far in the distance. I liberally applied the Cheez-It lip balm and kissed my boyfriend. I asked him to guess the flavor, and after licking his lips and thinking about it, he said creamsicle. Which, to be fair, is also an orange-colored food product, so at least he's on the right track. See less

See this at: strangenewproducts.c...| Added on 07/18/09

Now your cell phone can tell you the best day to have sex if you're trying to get pregnant. EggAlert is a text messaging service that will notify you when the optimum fertility day is approaching, so that you don't miss out on the perfect time for... See more

Now your cell phone can tell you the best day to have sex if you're trying to get pregnant. EggAlert is a text messaging service that will notify you when the optimum fertility day is approaching, so that you don't miss out on the perfect time for conception. The new service from PDAHealthWare, Inc., calculates a woman's next ovulation time, and sends a text message to their cell phone on their day of ovulation, fertility period, and when to expect their next menstrual period. EggAlert is available by subscription at EggAlert.com See less

See this at: strangenewproducts.c...| Added on 07/18/09

If anything this has got to be the ultimate "asset" for pulling off fraternity pranks. Liquid Ass is a stink spray in which the maker says has an authentic "butt crack smell". I can imagine some guys squirtin' a bottle of this stuff into a girls... See more

If anything this has got to be the ultimate "asset" for pulling off fraternity pranks. Liquid Ass is a stink spray in which the maker says has an authentic "butt crack smell". I can imagine some guys squirtin' a bottle of this stuff into a girls locker room and watching them run outside in horror! They have a video online where they sprayed this stuff into a porta-potty and watched a couple of girls turn away in disgust. Don't mistake this bottle for eye drops! Liquid Ass costs $5.00 each. See less

See this at: strangenewproducts.c...| Added on 07/18/09

Hufu is the name of a tofu-based product designed to resemble the taste of human flesh. Billed as the "Healthy Human Flesh Alternative", it's designed to provide connoisseurs of people-parts with a legal way to please their palates. The Hufu website... See more

Hufu is the name of a tofu-based product designed to resemble the taste of human flesh. Billed as the "Healthy Human Flesh Alternative", it's designed to provide connoisseurs of people-parts with a legal way to please their palates. The Hufu website provides a variety of recipes that originally called for human flesh, but now uses hufu as a replacement. So what does human flesh taste like? According to the website: See less

See this at: cap-sac.com| Added on 07/09/09

FLAME: $12.99 RED: $12.99 NEON PINK: $12.99 TURQUOISE: $12.99SOLD OUT!Available August

FLAME: $12.99 RED: $12.99 NEON PINK: $12.99 TURQUOISE: $12.99SOLD OUT!Available August See less

Highlights: FLAME: $12.99 RED: $12.99 NEON PINK: $12.99 TURQUOISE: $12.99SOLD OUT!Available August

See this at: loiterink.com| Added on 07/09/09

17th Century Weirdo T-Shirts - LOITER is an online design community that gives artists, designers and creative thinkers a place to submit their designs and/or ideas to be PRODUCED and SOLD, making those artists, designers and creative thinkers LOADS... See more

17th Century Weirdo T-Shirts - LOITER is an online design community that gives artists, designers and creative thinkers a place to submit their designs and/or ideas to be PRODUCED and SOLD, making those artists, designers and creative thinkers LOADS OF CASH and FAME among their peers. See less

See this at: etsy.com| Added on 07/09/09

Carefully sculpted and cast in a durable Vinyl by yours cruely! Adjustable, "one size" styling. This one's bright red in color.

Carefully sculpted and cast in a durable Vinyl by yours cruely! Adjustable, "one size" styling. This one's bright red in color. See less

Highlights: $16.00 USD

See this at: find-me-a-gift.co.uk| Added on 06/19/09

* The Knitted Willy Warmer is made of 100% acrylic wool * It has a drawstring pull at the top and is stretchy for a comfortable fit! * As my Gran likes to keep things interesting, the styles and colours may vary * Each Willy Warmer measures approx 17... See more

* The Knitted Willy Warmer is made of 100% acrylic wool * It has a drawstring pull at the top and is stretchy for a comfortable fit! * As my Gran likes to keep things interesting, the styles and colours may vary * Each Willy Warmer measures approx 17 cm x 9 cm x 2 cm when flat * You can hand wash in cool water * Our Knitted Willy Warmers make great novelty gifts for ages 16 to 160! See less

Highlights: Price £2.99 ($4.92)

See this at: bageldrive.com| Added on 06/09/09

A mini-bagel deliciously baked to perfection* with fully functional USB 2.0 flash memory and a shmeer. It’s the world’s first electronic bagel. The Bagel Drive is ideal for storing files, photos, video, music and all of your digital tchochkes. This... See more

A mini-bagel deliciously baked to perfection* with fully functional USB 2.0 flash memory and a shmeer. It’s the world’s first electronic bagel. The Bagel Drive is ideal for storing files, photos, video, music and all of your digital tchochkes. This is a flash drive your mother could love. 1 giganosh** for $24.95 (FREE SHIPPING to US and Canada). Buy one for a friend. It’s a mitzvah! See less

See this at: jlist.com| Added on 06/08/09

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See this at: amazon.com| Added on 06/08/09

* Afraid to send a guy flowers? We have the perfect flower to send. * 3 Red or 3 Silver or Pink Duct Tape Roses * Choose your color in the gift note section of checkout. If no selection, Silver will be sent. * Silver Roses have Silver Stems. Pink and... See more

* Afraid to send a guy flowers? We have the perfect flower to send. * 3 Red or 3 Silver or Pink Duct Tape Roses * Choose your color in the gift note section of checkout. If no selection, Silver will be sent. * Silver Roses have Silver Stems. Pink and Red Roses have green stems. * Order comes with 3 Roses. See less

Highlights: Price: $15.00

See this at: missandladysboutique...| Added on 06/08/09

Candy has always been the worldchampion in bubble-blowing. Even her beauty accessories are seriously record-breaking. With them no competition can be lost.

Candy has always been the worldchampion in bubble-blowing. Even her beauty accessories are seriously record-breaking. With them no competition can be lost. See less

Highlights: Only € 4.00

See this at: etsy.com| Added on 06/08/09

Our Butt Soap Bar will get lots of laughs. Give as a novelty gag gift or set this fun butt soap out in your bathroom for fun. This butt doesn't stink, it actually smells good. Measures: 4" wide x 3" high x 7/8" deep. Weighs 4 oz each Our butt soaps... See more

Our Butt Soap Bar will get lots of laughs. Give as a novelty gag gift or set this fun butt soap out in your bathroom for fun. This butt doesn't stink, it actually smells good. Measures: 4" wide x 3" high x 7/8" deep. Weighs 4 oz each Our butt soaps are handmade with a gentle & mild, high quality glycerin soap base and is highly fragranced. Individually wrapped in a clear cellophane bag. Perfect for gift giving. Colors: Choose either Caucasian or African American. (we can make other colors if desired) Choose any fragrance: Unscented Asian Sandalwood Baby Powder Bartlett Pear Christmas Bayberry Cinnamon Clean Cotton Cool Citrus Basil Cucumber Melon Freesia French Vanilla Fruit Slices Gardenia Ginger Peach Georgia Peach Heather Home for the Holidays Jasmine Lavender Lemon Pound Cake Lilac Love Spell Macintosh Apple Mango Papaya Midsummer Night Ocean Orange Cream Patchouli Plumeria Pumpkin Spice Rose Bouquet Spruce Christmas Tree Storm Watch Strawberry Strawberries & Cream Sweet Pea Tall... See less

Highlights: $4.50 USD

See this at: highsnobette.com| Added on 06/08/09

This entry was posted on Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 at 3:14 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 at 3:14 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. See less

See this at: cuchini.com| Added on 06/04/09

The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc). It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is... See more

The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc). It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as "Camel Toe." The Cuchini products are designed by women to provide comfort and convenience. As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past. As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today's world, there is no bush for the cush. And though Camel Toe may be a hot topic... it's not to the gal sporting it! * Smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area. * Keeps undergarments clean. * Can be used with or without underwear. See less

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See this at: amazon.com| Added on 05/08/09

Amazon.com: Cunt Coloring Book: Tee Corinne: Books

Amazon.com: Cunt Coloring Book: Tee Corinne: Books See less

Highlights: Price: $8.95 & eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping on orders over $25. Details

See this at: enlighted.com| Added on 04/23/09

Red, gold, and green LEDs are strategically placed in the following shapes: a green downward pointing arrow, a gold circle, and a big red 'X'. The proud wearer of this technological breakthrough can select his (or her*) preferred light color and... See more

Red, gold, and green LEDs are strategically placed in the following shapes: a green downward pointing arrow, a gold circle, and a big red 'X'. The proud wearer of this technological breakthrough can select his (or her*) preferred light color and flashing pattern, using the convenient switches on the waistband. green means "go", or more accurately "come over here" sample video clip of animation red means "stop", "go away", "not for all the beer in the world" sample video clip of animation a mixture of colors can indicate "maybe", "probably not", or "drunk and confused" (click links for video samples of each mode) See less

See this at: etsy.com| Added on 04/20/09

A sew-on patch! This vagina is great to play with! ;) The hair is fuzzy crushed velvet, the outer labia are soft and puffy, the inner labia up and out, and to get a good handle on the clitoris you need to pull back the hood. The patch measures about... See more

A sew-on patch! This vagina is great to play with! ;) The hair is fuzzy crushed velvet, the outer labia are soft and puffy, the inner labia up and out, and to get a good handle on the clitoris you need to pull back the hood. The patch measures about 4" x 3 1/2" Convo me with any questions <3 This item is made to order, so each patch will vary slightly. Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed. Please allow 1 day for production. No worries my animal loving friends, the hair and felt are completely man made. ;) See less

Highlights: $ 6.99

See this at: weddingringcoffin.co...| Added on 04/18/09

Give a dead marriage its proper, final resting place. The Wedding Ring Coffin is the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one for bringing closure after a divorce. It’s time to...

Give a dead marriage its proper, final resting place. The Wedding Ring Coffin is the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one for bringing closure after a divorce. It’s time to... See less

See this at: divinecaroline.com| Added on 04/11/09

Clement Eloy is a French product designer who has decided to “help out” dogs when they get the urge. Mr. Eloy has produced other provocative product designs, but this one is the most … primal. The Hotdoll is a doggy love doll that is supposed to help... See more

Clement Eloy is a French product designer who has decided to “help out” dogs when they get the urge. Mr. Eloy has produced other provocative product designs, but this one is the most … primal. The Hotdoll is a doggy love doll that is supposed to help channel the sexual appetite of canine pets. The doll’s shape allows dogs to grasp it easily with their paws, “like female hips,” as Mr. Eloy puts it on his Web site. Mr. Eloy proclaims, “A dog is an animal with an enormous sexual appetite which can’t be controlled. Many methods consist in artificial ways to stop dogs’ inborn caractère. These methods, like castration or meds, are going against the nature laws.” The doll comes in two sizes, large and small, for big and little dogs. It is made of plastic covered with a thick technogel skin (“for a soft feel”). The doll’s feet and nose are made of rubber, so it will grip the floor when mounted. The pink hole (“most important part!”) “needs to be washed regularly for hygienic reasons.”... See less

See this at: etsy.com| Added on 04/05/09

Illustration print entitled ‘Wacko Jacko’ by Shannon McLaughlin. A Buddhist-inspired portrait of Michael Jackson. Dimensions: 8”x10” Printed on Kodak Professional Portra Endura Paper (aka Traditional E-Surface Paper) single weight matboard with a... See more

Illustration print entitled ‘Wacko Jacko’ by Shannon McLaughlin. A Buddhist-inspired portrait of Michael Jackson. Dimensions: 8”x10” Printed on Kodak Professional Portra Endura Paper (aka Traditional E-Surface Paper) single weight matboard with a matte finish. Don’t worry about prints fading, the standard is 100 years in home display and 200 years in dark storage. Signed, dated and titled on back. Prints are available in other sizes and finishes, so if you don’t see anything that tickles your fancy, just ask and I’d be happy to accommodate! Also, feel free to message me if you see anything on my website (www.shannonmclaughlin.net) that you are interested in owning in print-form. See less

Highlights: $ 25.00

See this at: insanechicken.com| Added on 03/24/09

Add to wish list Blair's 16 Million Reserve - This is the world's hottest hot sauce!! Attention all collectors and hot heads! This is the ultimate in hot! Inside this hellish bottle is a 1ml vial packed with pure Capsaicin crystal. This is NOT a... See more

Add to wish list Blair's 16 Million Reserve - This is the world's hottest hot sauce!! Attention all collectors and hot heads! This is the ultimate in hot! Inside this hellish bottle is a 1ml vial packed with pure Capsaicin crystal. This is NOT a sauce and should only be used for display or experimental purposes only. Only 999 bottles will be distributed throughout the world. Get it while it is still here! Purchaser hereby releases Gardner Resources, Inc. (the manufacturer) and InsaneChicken, Inc. (the seller) from all liability, indemnifies and holds harmless Gardner Resources Inc. and InsaneChicken, Inc. with respect to any claims of damages or injuries resulting from the use, consumption, ingestion, and/or contact with respect to Blair's 16 Million Reserve. Heat Level: 10++++ Size: 1.0ml Ingredients: Pure Capsaicin Crystal See less

Highlights: Price: $495.00

See this at: tackyweddings.com| Added on 03/09/09

I can’t believe we have another tacky chav-tastick child bride on our hands! And get this, she lives in a trailer!! And she dropped out of school at nine. Just when I think I’ve seen the tackiest thing in the whole world, BAM!! This wedding is... See more

I can’t believe we have another tacky chav-tastick child bride on our hands! And get this, she lives in a trailer!! And she dropped out of school at nine. Just when I think I’ve seen the tackiest thing in the whole world, BAM!! This wedding is UNREAL. Love the Brits! This look can be yours, for a mere $30,000! Seriously. Nice balloon arches. Clown makeup! Groom’s mother looks elated. The proud parents of the bride. Quite a demure mother of the bride outfit, wouldn’t you say? Can’t let the bride steal all the slutty! LOVELY bridesmaid dresses! Let’s not leave out the guests of this classy get together! Child prostitutes, like champagne, add a certain elegance to any event, wouldn’t you say? Article from UK Daily Mail: What Daddy’s little girl wants Daddy’s little girl gets. So when Missy Quinn insisted on a big white wedding with her boyfriend, her father said Yes. It didn’t matter that she was only 16 and the groom 17. Daddy also said Yes to a £16,000 wedding dress (which looked... See less

See this at: crunchgear.com| Added on 03/07/09

You know when a country, in this case Japan, is over-saturated with gadgets when it produces things like this: a keychain holder that features a plushy cockroach living in its own mini house [JP]. The Gokiburi Hoihoi (Cockroach Hey Hey) is available... See more

You know when a country, in this case Japan, is over-saturated with gadgets when it produces things like this: a keychain holder that features a plushy cockroach living in its own mini house [JP]. The Gokiburi Hoihoi (Cockroach Hey Hey) is available in two versions and costs $7 each. Normally it’s Japan-only but the Rinkya store accepts order from overseas. Via Rinkya Blog * Buzz up! * ShareThis See less

See this at: amazon.com| Added on 03/01/09

Amazon.com: Solid Gold S.E.P. (Stop Eating Poop) (3.5-oz container): Kitchen & Dining

Amazon.com: Solid Gold S.E.P. (Stop Eating Poop) (3.5-oz container): Kitchen & Dining See less

Highlights: Price: $12.29

See this at: urlesque.com| Added on 02/26/09

The web is a haven for the bizarre. And much like weird burgers, mustaches or crazy balloon art -- the web loves its album covers. With the flurry of fake album covers hitting the web lately, we've compiled a list of insane album covers that ACTUALLY... See more

The web is a haven for the bizarre. And much like weird burgers, mustaches or crazy balloon art -- the web loves its album covers. With the flurry of fake album covers hitting the web lately, we've compiled a list of insane album covers that ACTUALLY exist! We scoured the multiple lists and sites across the web to bring you our favorite OMG-worthy, weirdest album covers. (Click the covers for their sources.) For even more album art fun, check the bottom of the post for other lists and album cover blogs. * Paddy Roberts - Songs for Gay Dogs * Geraldine and Ricky - Trees Talk Too! * John Belt - Julie's Sixteenth Birthday See less

See this at: poshtots.com| Added on 02/26/09

A PoshTots exclusive! Both young ladies and gentlemen will enjoy entertaining in their very own pint-size plantation. Their guests will enter the front door under the covered front porch framed by columns by either ringing the door bell or using the... See more

A PoshTots exclusive! Both young ladies and gentlemen will enjoy entertaining in their very own pint-size plantation. Their guests will enter the front door under the covered front porch framed by columns by either ringing the door bell or using the brass door knocker. Upon entering they will be impressed with the operable skylight, simulated fireplace, colonial dentil molding, loft, sponge painted walls and simulated hardwood floor. All ten windows including the dormers open to allow for cool summer breezes to circulate. Recommended for children ages 2-10. PLEASE CALL FOR A SHIPPING QUOTE. This item is custom made especially for you upon order. Click here for our policy on custom made items and returns. See less

Highlights: Price: $21,000.00