See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/03/09

The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we... See more

The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the... See less

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See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 09/29/09

A good folder not only holds your important papers, but provides some form of entertainment to get you through those droning lectures and meetings. Doodling on a Pee-Chee is fun for awhile, but pretty soon you're going to get the urge to flick... See more

A good folder not only holds your important papers, but provides some form of entertainment to get you through those droning lectures and meetings. Doodling on a Pee-Chee is fun for awhile, but pretty soon you're going to get the urge to flick something. These 9-1/2'' x 12'' glossy folders all feature classic spinner technology; just flick the spinner and watch it twirl round and round before stopping on an amusing phrase. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 09/29/09

Based on the circumstances surrounding them, some Saints become ''patrons'' of people, occupations, places or things. It's never been easier or more affordable to bring the power of a Patron Saint to your aid. Each 3-3/4'' tall, hard vinyl Saint... See more

Based on the circumstances surrounding them, some Saints become ''patrons'' of people, occupations, places or things. It's never been easier or more affordable to bring the power of a Patron Saint to your aid. Each 3-3/4'' tall, hard vinyl Saint comes with a 3'' base and a removable backdrop that includes a Prayer to Assist with the Enjoyment of Quality Bacon. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 09/29/09

This is by far the most mouth-watering meatcentric board game ever created! As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland you'll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage... See more

This is by far the most mouth-watering meatcentric board game ever created! As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland you'll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea. The first one to make it to the frying pan at the end of the trail wins! Includes gameboard with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, twenty-four game cards and alternate rules that turn the game into a gluttonous meat feast! See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 09/29/09

This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore's day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4'' tall.

This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore's day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4'' tall. See less

See this at: peppersandsmoke.com| Added on 07/07/09

100% Bacon. May God have mercy on my colon. I cranked up the meat grinder and ground the bacon twice, once with the coarse plate and a second time through the fine plate. The pile o' bacon, ready for forming into patties. I cooked my burger in a... See more

100% Bacon. May God have mercy on my colon. I cranked up the meat grinder and ground the bacon twice, once with the coarse plate and a second time through the fine plate. The pile o' bacon, ready for forming into patties. I cooked my burger in a skillet to avoid having it break apart on the grill. Cooked to 170, ready to eat. Out of the skillet, patted on a paper towel to remove some grease and nestled between two slices of pepper jack cheese. Time to eat with a side of Tim's Cascade Habanero Chips. See less

See this at: jdfoods.net| Added on 07/09/09

We started with a customer request to make “spreadable bacon, namely mayonnaise.” At first, we were skeptical. Mostly because neither one of us really liked mayo much. Then we started talking to people about whether a bacon-flavored mayonnaise would... See more

We started with a customer request to make “spreadable bacon, namely mayonnaise.” At first, we were skeptical. Mostly because neither one of us really liked mayo much. Then we started talking to people about whether a bacon-flavored mayonnaise would fly. We heard from a lot of people that just couldn’t wait for us to make it so they could use it on everything. They told us that sometimes they didn’t want salt, they just wanted bacon – so just mixing Bacon Salt and mayonnaise wouldn’t cut it. They wanted less mayo taste and more bacon taste – it should be Baconnaise, not “Mayocon” we heard. And many people requested a Lite and a Regular version, because some people loved Lite mayos and some people hated it (with a passion). So we set out on another bacon-flavored adventure. Could we make a mayonnaise product that met our own high bacony standards? Could we get people as excited as they were for Bacon Salt (for which shrines have been built and songs have been written)? It was at that... See less

See this at: jdfoods.net| Added on 07/09/09

Introducing Bacon Salt, a new gourmet seasoning blend with all of the taste of real bacon without the fat, the calories or even the meat (yes, it's vegetarian).

Introducing Bacon Salt, a new gourmet seasoning blend with all of the taste of real bacon without the fat, the calories or even the meat (yes, it's vegetarian). See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

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Highlights: Bacon Pennant item 11769 $4.95 ea. | If you like this item, check out these related products:

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

Whether you yearn to eliminate unsightly debris from those hard-to-reach spaces between your teeth or you crave a splash of bacon zest to spice up a boring oral hygiene routine, these bacon-flavored toothpicks are for you. Arm yourself with... See more

Whether you yearn to eliminate unsightly debris from those hard-to-reach spaces between your teeth or you crave a splash of bacon zest to spice up a boring oral hygiene routine, these bacon-flavored toothpicks are for you. Arm yourself with invigorating pig freshness and the confidence that you can take on the world. The next time you pig out, you'll be glad you have these flavorful slender sticks of wood by your side. Each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" tin contains eighty toothpicks. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

Boo-boos come in all sizes. Some only need a wee bandage, while others require something a little more substantial. Each 3-3/4" tall metal tin contains two sizes of latex-free, vinyl, adhesive bandages (seven 3" long bacon strips, seven 1-1/2" fried... See more

Boo-boos come in all sizes. Some only need a wee bandage, while others require something a little more substantial. Each 3-3/4" tall metal tin contains two sizes of latex-free, vinyl, adhesive bandages (seven 3" long bacon strips, seven 1-1/2" fried eggs) with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

These 17" x 11-1/4" placemats look like they’re made of hot and sizzling strips of fried bacon, which can be extremely frustrating since you can't eat them. Each soft vinyl mat has an easy-clean finish so you can quickly wipe up any greasy spills or... See more

These 17" x 11-1/4" placemats look like they’re made of hot and sizzling strips of fried bacon, which can be extremely frustrating since you can't eat them. Each soft vinyl mat has an easy-clean finish so you can quickly wipe up any greasy spills or splatters. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

This classic Dome Lunchbox is entirely covered with images of gloriously greasy strips of fried bacon. Each 9" x 6-3/4" x 4-1/4" metal container has sturdy metal fixtures and a plastic handle. Warning: may cause uncontrollable drooling.

This classic Dome Lunchbox is entirely covered with images of gloriously greasy strips of fried bacon. Each 9" x 6-3/4" x 4-1/4" metal container has sturdy metal fixtures and a plastic handle. Warning: may cause uncontrollable drooling. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

No, they're not made of meat (although it is an interesting idea); they're rubbery silicon wristbands just like the ones adopted by nearly every charity on the planet. Isn't it about time you showed your support for meat? Fit most adult wrists

No, they're not made of meat (although it is an interesting idea); they're rubbery silicon wristbands just like the ones adopted by nearly every charity on the planet. Isn't it about time you showed your support for meat? Fit most adult wrists See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

Let's face it, mainstream gift wrap has lost its edge. More often than not, you end up wrapping your gift in yesterday's comics and that's just unacceptable. Start wrapping in style! Our line of exciting gift wrap features unique artwork sure to make... See more

Let's face it, mainstream gift wrap has lost its edge. More often than not, you end up wrapping your gift in yesterday's comics and that's just unacceptable. Start wrapping in style! Our line of exciting gift wrap features unique artwork sure to make your present stand out among the crowd. You'll get four 20" x 30" sheets of quality wrapping paper. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

If you keep eating BBMBs (Bacon, Bacon and more Bacon sandwiches) like that, you are definitely going to need a bigger belt. This soft vinyl Bacon Belt with metal buckle fits waist sizes 30" to 40" which should give you ample room to grow out your... See more

If you keep eating BBMBs (Bacon, Bacon and more Bacon sandwiches) like that, you are definitely going to need a bigger belt. This soft vinyl Bacon Belt with metal buckle fits waist sizes 30" to 40" which should give you ample room to grow out your bacon belly. Isn’t it time you celebrated your girth with a belt that’s deserving of its place around your midsection? The perfect gift for the fashionable meat lover. See less

Highlights: Bacon Belt item 11938 $24.95 ea. | If you like this item, check out these related products:

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can’t improve? Each 2-1/2" tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of... See more

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can’t improve? Each 2-1/2" tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of waxed floss. See less

Highlights: Bacon Floss item 11847 $4.95 ea. | If you like this item, check out these related products:

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

Yes, we’ve gone overboard with the “bacon” thing, but who can blame us? Bacon is a powerful force and we are but disciples doing our part to spread the gustatory gospel. Each 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin contains twenty-two bacon flavored gumballs.

Yes, we’ve gone overboard with the “bacon” thing, but who can blame us? Bacon is a powerful force and we are but disciples doing our part to spread the gustatory gospel. Each 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin contains twenty-two bacon flavored gumballs. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

It’s a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in each 6-1/2" x 1-1/2" x 1" bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for your arteries.

It’s a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in each 6-1/2" x 1-1/2" x 1" bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for your arteries. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Each comes in a 3-3/4" tall... See more

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Each comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3" x 1" Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

Put some hip into your hip pocket with a whimsical Bacon Wallet! Great for bringing home the bacon (sorry). Sleek, yet meaty. Each 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards.

Put some hip into your hip pocket with a whimsical Bacon Wallet! Great for bringing home the bacon (sorry). Sleek, yet meaty. Each 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards. See less

Highlights: Bacon Wallet item 11653 $9.95 ea. | If you like this item, check out these related products:

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you'll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don't. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw. Each illustrated window box contains four 20 gram slices... See more

These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you'll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don't. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw. Each illustrated window box contains four 20 gram slices of strawberry flavored gummy meat sealed in a plastic bag. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, you'll see that mint and bacon is a match made in heaven. Each 2-1/4" x 2" x... See more

Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, you'll see that mint and bacon is a match made in heaven. Each 2-1/4" x 2" x 1/2" tin contains one hundred mints. See less

See this at: mcphee.com| Added on 07/07/09

It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the… bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words "Bacon Soap" embossed on top and comes... See more

It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the… bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words "Bacon Soap" embossed on top and comes in a fancy 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" tin. In a perfect world, wouldn't all personal hygiene products smell like meat? See less

Highlights: Bacon Soap item 11960 $5.95 ea. | If you like this item, check out these related products:

See this at: thegreenhead.com| Added on 07/07/09

These incredible pork pops are made with real organic chunks of cured bacon enhanced with the subtle sweetness of pure Vermont maple syrup.

These incredible pork pops are made with real organic chunks of cured bacon enhanced with the subtle sweetness of pure Vermont maple syrup. See less

See this at: thegreenhead.com| Added on 07/07/09

This succulent red and white scarf is made of 100% soft and lightweight acrylic and looks exactly like a slab of real bacon wrapped around your neck. It features inverted colors on the reverse side for a leaner cut and even comes beautifully wrapped... See more

This succulent red and white scarf is made of 100% soft and lightweight acrylic and looks exactly like a slab of real bacon wrapped around your neck. It features inverted colors on the reverse side for a leaner cut and even comes beautifully wrapped in butcher paper. See less

See this at: bakonvodka.com| Added on 07/07/09

Bakon Vodka is a superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. No tinge or burn on the tongue, no obnoxious smoky or chemical flavors, just a clean refreshing potato vodka with delicious savory bacon flavor.

Bakon Vodka is a superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. No tinge or burn on the tongue, no obnoxious smoky or chemical flavors, just a clean refreshing potato vodka with delicious savory bacon flavor. See less