Don't own enough $70 t-shirts for people to really grasp your personal brand? Feel like you need to provoke everyone around you to spit up in their mouth?

Why not spend lots of money on some crazi clothin and then they'll all love  slash embrace your quirky personal style! They can be all like: Hey where did you get those crazy aqua skinnyjeans, and you can just smile and be like "oh brooklyn yahno" and then you can get ass. It's good bein rich.

At some point in your life, you realize that you can no longer consistently get away with wearing nike dunks everywhere. If you were john q thriftpennty, you could 'grow up' by buying some sperry boat shoes, or surplus military boots, but thats probably not for you; no, you're rich, you need to spend at least a few hundred dollars on your gentlemanly attire.

Here's my choices for you, rich rich boy.