Added on 08/16/07

UFOs are not known to fly 'unaliened', and this one is no exception. A wide array of aliens are available in different poses. Bovine Abductee We know that martians abduct hundreds of cows each year. We also know that Elvis lives on Mars. Put these... See more

UFOs are not known to fly 'unaliened', and this one is no exception. A wide array of aliens are available in different poses. Bovine Abductee We know that martians abduct hundreds of cows each year. We also know that Elvis lives on Mars. Put these two facts together, and you'll realize that the Martians are busy collecting Earth cows to keep Elvis with a steady supply of hamburgers. Human Abductee It is well known that Martians abduct humans. We also know that Martians have useless hands. Combine these facts with the previous conclusion, and it becomes clear that humans are abducted to serve as burger flippers to keep the King happy on Mars! Multi function Antenna The antenna has more functions than the obvious function of being an intergalactic communication device. Pressing the antenna turns the lamp on and off. Turning the antenna enables the pulsating beam feature. See less