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FEET FIRST : YOU ARE HERE™ they really make an entrance A new floor mat that doesn't necessarily add anything to the accumulated wealth of western culture, but did seem like a good idea at the time. And who doesn’t need a little reminder that... See more

FEET FIRST : YOU ARE HERE™ they really make an entrance A new floor mat that doesn't necessarily add anything to the accumulated wealth of western culture, but did seem like a good idea at the time. And who doesn’t need a little reminder that wherever you stand is, in fact, where you are? Feet First mats are made from 100% recycled truck tires with nylon flocking, usable indoors or out. They’re washable, durable, and unusually conceptual. See less

See this at: worldwidefred.com| Added on 12/05/08

ZING!™ launch your lunch Everyone knows you shouldn’t play with your food. But hey - sometimes you have to defend your dinner! Now there’s a new weapon in your homeland security arsenal - load up a particularly mushy pea or corn niblet, aim, pull... See more

ZING!™ launch your lunch Everyone knows you shouldn’t play with your food. But hey - sometimes you have to defend your dinner! Now there’s a new weapon in your homeland security arsenal - load up a particularly mushy pea or corn niblet, aim, pull back the spring-loaded handle, and watch your food take flight. Zing! It’s WAY more fun than a war of words. Available in Red or Assorted (Red, Purple, Green), packaged in clear, recyclable, peggable display boxes. See less

See this at: patinastores.com| Added on 12/05/08

Instant happy childhood memories at a push of a button, in refreshing wintergreen! With a wide selection of pure childhood memories that will make you cherish looking back! Enjoy a sense of innocence, security and absolute well being as you instantly... See more

Instant happy childhood memories at a push of a button, in refreshing wintergreen! With a wide selection of pure childhood memories that will make you cherish looking back! Enjoy a sense of innocence, security and absolute well being as you instantly remember fine family vacations, backyard playtime and loving day-to-day activities at home with both mom and dad. Directions for use: Spray Artificial Memory Mist in to open mouth. Enjoy instant real-time streamlining memory. When artificial memories fade, just spray again! .25 fl oz. Item #046799 Price : $5.00 See less

Highlights: NEW ARRIVALS Best of Holiday Stocking Stuffers 30 Under $30 Gift Guide Gifts For Her

See this at: patinastores.com| Added on 12/05/08

Are you over thirty? Nerdy, uncool, or simply suburban? Get hip in mere days! Perfect for yourself or as a gift for the unhip Busta! Study alone or with a friend – then get a load of your bad self! Includes 60 cards with all the latest slang. 5” x 7”... See more

Are you over thirty? Nerdy, uncool, or simply suburban? Get hip in mere days! Perfect for yourself or as a gift for the unhip Busta! Study alone or with a friend – then get a load of your bad self! Includes 60 cards with all the latest slang. 5” x 7” Item #029552 Price : $14.95 See less

Highlights: NEW ARRIVALS Best of Holiday Stocking Stuffers 30 Under $30 Gift Guide Gifts For Her

See this at: patinastores.com| Added on 12/05/08

Straight from the laugh-out-loud film that pokes fun at the everyday absurdity of modern corporate life, this Box of Flair is great! Includes 15 authentic Office Space flair buttons featuring amusing sayings and designs and a 32-page book with... See more

Straight from the laugh-out-loud film that pokes fun at the everyday absurdity of modern corporate life, this Box of Flair is great! Includes 15 authentic Office Space flair buttons featuring amusing sayings and designs and a 32-page book with hilarious moments from the film. With this Box of Flair, you'll always be prepared to "express yourself!" Box measures 3" x 3.25." Item #070964 Price : $8.95 See less

Highlights: NEW ARRIVALS Best of Holiday Stocking Stuffers 30 Under $30 Gift Guide Gifts For Her

See this at: patinastores.com| Added on 12/05/08

What REALLY turns women on? Here are the answers to that age-old question in this hysterical book. Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give the... See more

What REALLY turns women on? Here are the answers to that age-old question in this hysterical book. Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give the fairer sex what they really want beautiful PG photos of hunky men cooking, listening, asking for directions, accompanied by steamy captions: "I love a clean house!" or "As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash." Now this is porn that will leave women begging for more! The Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative asked women, young, old, rich, and poor, "What really, really gets you hot?" Armed with their findings, they worked day and night to create Porn for Women. Susan Anderson is a Los Angeles-based photographer who believes the future of porn shouldn't be in the hands of men alone. Porn For Women measures 6" x 6". Paperback, 96 pages with full-color photographs. Item #067370 Price : $12.95 See less

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See this at: patinastores.com| Added on 12/05/08

Nothing says Christmas quite like innocent children shrieking with terror as a stranger dressed in red drags them kicking and screaming onto his lap! Now this time-honored rite of passage is celebrated with a hilarious collection of more than 250... See more

Nothing says Christmas quite like innocent children shrieking with terror as a stranger dressed in red drags them kicking and screaming onto his lap! Now this time-honored rite of passage is celebrated with a hilarious collection of more than 250 priceless photos of kids' traumatic trips to Santa's workshop. This Scared of Santa book offers a multitude of photographic funnies along with delightful commentary on unforgettable visits to scary ol' St. Nick! Softcover book measures 4" x 6," contains 274 pages. Item #079624 Price : $9.95 See less

Highlights: NEW ARRIVALS Best of Holiday Stocking Stuffers 30 Under $30 Gift Guide Gifts For Her

See this at: amazon.com| Added on 12/02/08

Nonsense, though usually an annoyance, has proven itself to be quite useful. Nonsense breaks the monotony and stale routine of day to day life. It makes things interesting. It's only an annoyance when you are on the receiving end. When delivering,... See more

Nonsense, though usually an annoyance, has proven itself to be quite useful. Nonsense breaks the monotony and stale routine of day to day life. It makes things interesting. It's only an annoyance when you are on the receiving end. When delivering, nonsense is a powerful tool for humor, manipulation, and self-entertainment. And that's where this book finds its place in the world. Everyday (and not-so-everyday) situations can be turned into memorble events with a little help from this book. Learn the most innapropriate yet humorous gobbledygook to spout when things take a turn into Dullsville. For example- Things to Do to Annoy Alex Trebek if You're on Jeopardy: 1.)Phrase answers in unconventional question forms: "Is it..."; "Would it happen to be..."; "Do you suppose maybe it is..."; "What in the Sam Hill is..." 3.) Call Alex "Wink." 6.) Answer, "What is a pompous Canadian who over-articulates?" An excellent springboard for wacky ideas, this book should leave you with a general... See less

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See this at: patinastores.com| Added on 12/02/08

Ever wonder what goes on behind convent walls? Well, consider this book your all-access pass to the inner sanctum! The Book of Bad Habits presents a revealing and hilarious look at nuns as you've never seen them before-at ease and in action! "Church... See more

Ever wonder what goes on behind convent walls? Well, consider this book your all-access pass to the inner sanctum! The Book of Bad Habits presents a revealing and hilarious look at nuns as you've never seen them before-at ease and in action! "Church giggles" will be had by all. Amen. Hardcover, 66 pages, 6.25" x 6.25". Item #058685 Price : $9.95 See less

See this at: patinastores.com| Added on 12/02/08

It's back and hotter, hunkier and more helpful than ever! The XXX Porn for Women Book from the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative brings more humor, more photos and more hunks in this softcover, 100 pg. book. Curl up and share with other men... See more

It's back and hotter, hunkier and more helpful than ever! The XXX Porn for Women Book from the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative brings more humor, more photos and more hunks in this softcover, 100 pg. book. Curl up and share with other men and women--spread around these revolutionary ideas and change the world, one unsolicited compliment, one surprise gourmet meal and one perfectly folded towel at a time! XXX Porn for Women measures 6" x 6." Item #079525 Price : $12.95 See less

See this at: patinastores.com| Added on 12/02/08

Personalize mail, gifts, and pre-nups with this set of spiteful and delightful stickers. Set features fabulous vintage images and jewels of wisdom such as, "Opposites attract then they drive each other insane" "I only fake it so he'll buy me stuff"... See more

Personalize mail, gifts, and pre-nups with this set of spiteful and delightful stickers. Set features fabulous vintage images and jewels of wisdom such as, "Opposites attract then they drive each other insane" "I only fake it so he'll buy me stuff" and "Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a total bitch just like you." Set includes 18 stickers and measures 4" x 16". Item #048486 Price : $5.00 See less

See this at: patinastores.com| Added on 12/02/08

The Encyclopedia of Immaturity is the how to guide to never grow up! Learn how to make duct tape underpants, set the table in Australia and make noises under your arm. Any of these quirky know-hows apply to your immature friends? This book has it... See more

The Encyclopedia of Immaturity is the how to guide to never grow up! Learn how to make duct tape underpants, set the table in Australia and make noises under your arm. Any of these quirky know-hows apply to your immature friends? This book has it all! Hardcover, 409 page book measures 7.75" x 9". Item #066964 Price : $19.95 See less

See this at: patinastores.com| Added on 12/02/08

With the words," Only my cat understands me", and the perfect - well maybe a bit terrorized kitty, The Cat Lady Air Freshener is an hysterical commentary about anyone who loves their cat just a little too much! Makes a great gift for any fan of the... See more

With the words," Only my cat understands me", and the perfect - well maybe a bit terrorized kitty, The Cat Lady Air Freshener is an hysterical commentary about anyone who loves their cat just a little too much! Makes a great gift for any fan of the felines. With a refreshing fancy vanilla scent, The Cat Lady Air Freshener measures 3" x 4" and hangs from a black elastic string. Item #068440 Price : $3.50 See less

See this at: store.popdeluxe.net| Added on 12/02/08

This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the naughtiest book of the year! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling... See more

This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the naughtiest book of the year! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing — a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time. Book measures 8"x8" square; 20 pages. See less

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See this at: hotflamingo.com| Added on 12/02/08

Use Mr. P One Man Hang to hang your belongings. Caution: Be gentle, do not hang too many at once. Available in Orange and Blue.

Use Mr. P One Man Hang to hang your belongings. Caution: Be gentle, do not hang too many at once. Available in Orange and Blue. See less

Highlights: $17.45

See this at: shop.mortimersnodgra...| Added on 12/02/08

Ice ahoy!! You get 4 ocean liners and 4 icebergs — just add gin, Leo DiCaprio, and Kate Winslet for a perfect party. Individual peggable recyclable clear boxes.

Ice ahoy!! You get 4 ocean liners and 4 icebergs — just add gin, Leo DiCaprio, and Kate Winslet for a perfect party. Individual peggable recyclable clear boxes. See less

See this at: MerlinsBox.com| Added on 12/01/08

Turn lemons into lemonade with the Apology note pad from Knock Knock. Saying sorry and writing an apology has never been so fun and easy. You don't have to learn how to say you are sorry or sit down to write a letter of apology. Take the easy way out... See more

Turn lemons into lemonade with the Apology note pad from Knock Knock. Saying sorry and writing an apology has never been so fun and easy. You don't have to learn how to say you are sorry or sit down to write a letter of apology. Take the easy way out and simply fill in the blanks, check off multiple choice boxes and your on your way. See less

Highlights: Our Price: $4.49

See this at: onestepahead.com| Added on 12/01/08

Kids can't outsmart this "Time Out" seat! It makes sure naughty little ones observe their time out, even when you leave the room. The ingenious cushion has a clever weight sensor inside — if your child gets up, it sounds an alarm! Ensures time out is... See more

Kids can't outsmart this "Time Out" seat! It makes sure naughty little ones observe their time out, even when you leave the room. The ingenious cushion has a clever weight sensor inside — if your child gets up, it sounds an alarm! Ensures time out is taken seriously. For kids 35 lbs. and up. Requires one 9-volt battery (included). See less

Highlights: $19.95

See this at: bumperart.com| Added on 12/01/08

Perfect for your car, truck, van, motorhome, motorcycle, helmet, notebook, cubicle, or office Customize this bumper sticker by changing the font, colors, wording, or size for no additional cost. Click here to display this sticker on your Web site.

Perfect for your car, truck, van, motorhome, motorcycle, helmet, notebook, cubicle, or office Customize this bumper sticker by changing the font, colors, wording, or size for no additional cost. Click here to display this sticker on your Web site. See less

See this at: bumperart.com| Added on 12/01/08

Perfect for your car, truck, van, motorhome, motorcycle, helmet, notebook, cubicle, or office Customize this bumper sticker by changing the font, colors, wording, or size for no additional cost. Click here to display this sticker on your Web site.

Perfect for your car, truck, van, motorhome, motorcycle, helmet, notebook, cubicle, or office Customize this bumper sticker by changing the font, colors, wording, or size for no additional cost. Click here to display this sticker on your Web site. See less

See this at: bumperart.com| Added on 12/01/08

Perfect for your car, truck, van, motorhome, motorcycle, helmet, notebook, cubicle, or office Customize this bumper sticker by changing the font, colors, wording, or size for no additional cost. Click here to display this sticker on your Web site.

Perfect for your car, truck, van, motorhome, motorcycle, helmet, notebook, cubicle, or office Customize this bumper sticker by changing the font, colors, wording, or size for no additional cost. Click here to display this sticker on your Web site. See less

See this at: bumperart.com| Added on 12/01/08

Perfect for your car, truck, van, motorhome, motorcycle, helmet, notebook, cubicle, or office Customize this bumper sticker by changing the font, colors, wording, or size for no additional cost. Click here to display this sticker on your Web site.

Perfect for your car, truck, van, motorhome, motorcycle, helmet, notebook, cubicle, or office Customize this bumper sticker by changing the font, colors, wording, or size for no additional cost. Click here to display this sticker on your Web site. See less

See this at: bumperart.com| Added on 12/01/08

Perfect for your car, truck, van, motorhome, motorcycle, helmet, notebook, cubicle, or office Customize this bumper sticker by changing the font, colors, wording, or size for no additional cost. Click here to display this sticker on your Web site.

Perfect for your car, truck, van, motorhome, motorcycle, helmet, notebook, cubicle, or office Customize this bumper sticker by changing the font, colors, wording, or size for no additional cost. Click here to display this sticker on your Web site. See less

See this at: pinupgirlclothing.co...| Added on 11/30/08

Availability: Usually ships in 2-3 business days. "No More Bitchy Pills For You" Retro Pill Box by Ephemera ih-lc-30109$14.00 "No More Bitchy Pills For You" Retro Pill Box by Ephemera - This gorgeous pill box by Ephemeral features a retro graphic... See more

Availability: Usually ships in 2-3 business days. "No More Bitchy Pills For You" Retro Pill Box by Ephemera ih-lc-30109$14.00 "No More Bitchy Pills For You" Retro Pill Box by Ephemera - This gorgeous pill box by Ephemeral features a retro graphic that says, "No More Bitchy Pills For You, little miss crabby ass" and measures approx. 2 1/2" x 2 1/2" x 1/2". The image is epoxy coated for long life - wont wear or peel off. Makes a wonderful gift.Shown actual size. Love it? Share it! Add this item to your StyleHive for easy reference and to share with family and friends! Signing up is easy and free. See less

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Availability: Usually ships in 2-3 business days. "Everyone Has Problems" Retro Pill Box with Mirror by Ephemera ih-lc-88-190$14.00 "Everyone Has Problems" Retro Pill Box with Mirror by Ephemera - This gorgeous pill box by Ephemeral features a retro... See more

Availability: Usually ships in 2-3 business days. "Everyone Has Problems" Retro Pill Box with Mirror by Ephemera ih-lc-88-190$14.00 "Everyone Has Problems" Retro Pill Box with Mirror by Ephemera - This gorgeous pill box by Ephemeral features a retro graphic that says, "Everyone has problems - mine are just more important than yours" and measures approx. 2 1/2" x 2 1/2" x 1/2". The image is epoxy coated for long life - wont wear or peel off. Makes a wonderful gift.Shown actual size. Love it? Share it! Add this item to your StyleHive for easy reference and to share with family and friends! Signing up is easy and free. See less

See this at: pinupgirlclothing.co...| Added on 11/30/08

Availability: Usually ships in 2-3 business days. "I Used to Care" Retro Pill Box with Mirror by Ephemera ih-lc-30076$14.00 "I Used to Care" Retro Pill Box with Mirror by Ephemera - This gorgeous pill box by Ephemeral features a retro graphic that... See more

Availability: Usually ships in 2-3 business days. "I Used to Care" Retro Pill Box with Mirror by Ephemera ih-lc-30076$14.00 "I Used to Care" Retro Pill Box with Mirror by Ephemera - This gorgeous pill box by Ephemeral features a retro graphic that says, "I used to care - but now I take a pill for that" and measures approx. 2 1/2" x 2 1/2" x 1/2". The image is epoxy coated for long life - wont wear or peel off. Makes a wonderful gift.Shown actual size. Love it? Share it! Add this item to your StyleHive for easy reference and to share with family and friends! Signing up is easy and free. See less

See this at: thinkgeek.com| Added on 11/30/08

Go-Juice for the Shower Some folks like imbibing their caffeine in coffees and sodas and energy drinks. Others like eating it in candies and mints and "magic" brownies. But if you ask us, the most enjoyable way to get caffeine into your system is to... See more

Go-Juice for the Shower Some folks like imbibing their caffeine in coffees and sodas and energy drinks. Others like eating it in candies and mints and "magic" brownies. But if you ask us, the most enjoyable way to get caffeine into your system is to rub glowing gel all over your body and let it seep into your pores. And if you just happen to get cleaner in the process, even better! Just like our Shower Shock bar soap, Shower Shock Body Wash is a hazy clear color (since it wakes up your brain from a hazy mind to a clear one) and has an invigorating peppermint scent. Shower Shock Body Wash is all about getting you awake and moving. Each normal-sized application gives you about 200mg of caffeine rushing into your blood stream. You'll feel rejuvenated, energized, and you just might tingle a little. And tingling (unless you are being electrocuted by mutant eels) is always fun. Each bottle is 6.76oz (200ml). See less

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See this at: shop.indiefixx.com| Added on 11/30/08

Be subversive in a totally socially acceptable way and embroidery your subversiveness into art! A modern day take on the embroidered samplers of the past. For girls (and guys) with a little attitude...this ain't yo momma's cross stitch. Each basic... See more

Be subversive in a totally socially acceptable way and embroidery your subversiveness into art! A modern day take on the embroidered samplers of the past. For girls (and guys) with a little attitude...this ain't yo momma's cross stitch. Each basic kit contains: pattern, instructions, cross stitch fabric & pre-bundled DMC embroidery thread. Empower you innermost diva with some snarky embroidery. Perfect for gifting to your your snarky friends! Availability: 3 in stock Quantity to add: 1 See less

See this at: roadkilltshirts.com| Added on 11/30/08

* Be sure to select your size and color below, the choices above are for previewing your T-shirt only! * ** NOT ALL SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE IN 2XL, 3XL and 4XL. Please refer to shirts below to see if the size you want is available in the type of shirt... See more

* Be sure to select your size and color below, the choices above are for previewing your T-shirt only! * ** NOT ALL SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE IN 2XL, 3XL and 4XL. Please refer to shirts below to see if the size you want is available in the type of shirt you would like ** See less

Highlights: Your Price $15.99

See this at: perpetualkid.com| Added on 11/24/08

The first forty years of parenthood are always the hardest. Has anyone seen my brain? I had a mind once now all I have is small children! Oops, gotta go, the kids chewed through their straps! 17 stickers on a 4.25" x 16.50" sheet.

The first forty years of parenthood are always the hardest. Has anyone seen my brain? I had a mind once now all I have is small children! Oops, gotta go, the kids chewed through their straps! 17 stickers on a 4.25" x 16.50" sheet. See less

Highlights: $1.50